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| Topic | Non-English speakers, what's it like having to use English all the time on... |
| EclairReturns 12/13/21 1:46:09 AM #4 | Kanatteru posted... they don't speak english I believe the topic creator's intent was to ask those users who live in countries that do not have a prominent English-speaking population, and who have learned, in school or otherwise, English as a second language, in addition to their own native language. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Ahhhh! After ten thousand years I'm free! |
| EclairReturns 12/12/21 5:58:02 PM #42 | Far-Queue posted... spicy pepper posting You mean the figurative version of the post you just wrote. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | There's a place I know where the hipsters go |
| EclairReturns 12/12/21 1:12:52 AM #2 | No, that's where those cavemen from that Hanna-Barbara cartoon go (and come). --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Have you upgraded to Windows 11 yet? |
| EclairReturns 12/11/21 8:37:22 PM #11 | No, I'm running Linux Mint in spite of the fact that I've hardly put any effort into learning how to use its signature terminal. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | I wanted to be surprised about Spider: No Way Homes villains.... |
| EclairReturns 12/10/21 5:25:10 PM #14 | Sarcasthma posted... (sigh of relief) I don't get it. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | I wanted to be surprised about Spider: No Way Homes villains.... |
| EclairReturns 12/10/21 5:14:42 PM #12 | Sarcasthma posted... (eye-rolling) Are these posts containing eye-rolling emoticons an attempt to accentuate the original point as outlined in the post you have quoted, and that I need not reiterate it many times over, as I have done? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | I wanted to be surprised about Spider: No Way Homes villains.... |
| EclairReturns 12/10/21 5:09:00 PM #10 | Sarcasthma posted... (eye-rolling) Are you saying that my observation should go without saying, and that in spite of this, I have gone out of my way to say them anyway, which attests to the redundancy of my posts? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | I wanted to be surprised about Spider: No Way Homes villains.... |
| EclairReturns 12/10/21 4:53:45 PM #7 | Sarcasthma posted... (eye-rolling) Are you saying that my inclusion of the disclaimer is superfluous, and my usage of the word `you' is implicitly understood to be figurative, anyway? Sarcasthma posted... P.S. I stand with blu Also, when did you append this to your signature and what stance has Mr. blu taken that you resonate with? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | I wanted to be surprised about Spider: No Way Homes villains.... |
| EclairReturns 12/10/21 4:40:51 PM #5 | EvilMegas posted... not hard to avoid spoilers You (read:fig) could also just avoid social media, YouTube, and the internet, in general, since users are liable to discuss whatever they wish. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Answer these three questions and I'll tell you what your perfect job is |
| EclairReturns 12/09/21 12:19:33 AM #6 | MrMelodramatic posted... beer No. MrMelodramatic posted... karts Yes. MrMelodramatic posted... vote I have a tendency to not do that. If you made me, I'd flip a coin and determine my choice based on the side of the coin that is facing up. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | why do we even use this website lol |
| EclairReturns 12/09/21 12:17:45 AM #9 | ReturnOfFa posted... lonely This one, see. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Seriously, never be a landlord |
| EclairReturns 12/08/21 12:35:34 AM #11 | Kanatteru posted... real job I thought he is some sort of senior mechanical engineer and this landlord ordeal is just a way for him to generate an extra inflow of money. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | I started the process of becoming a teacher today |
| EclairReturns 12/06/21 11:37:31 PM #14 | Metalsonic66 posted... Peggy Hill But she is a substitute Spanish teacher. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | I started the process of becoming a teacher today |
| EclairReturns 12/06/21 9:26:30 PM #10 | MrMelodramatic posted... immediately hired for the sub position Did you have prior teaching experience? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | people are so fuckin dumb |
| EclairReturns 12/06/21 1:00:44 AM #6 | Fierce_Deity_08 posted... reading comprehension Perhaps the buyer was far too inattentive and lazy to read the whole message. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | can't remember the name of the dude from catcher in the rye |
| EclairReturns 12/06/21 12:57:32 AM #13 | Sarcasthma posted... Lok Oh, you are referring to that post wherein he deliberately misinterpreted and quoted only a portion of my post, then appended a sequence of words that would imply that I am the sort of loser who would nestle his testicles within my palm against my better judgment. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | can't remember the name of the dude from catcher in the rye |
| EclairReturns 12/06/21 12:52:45 AM #11 | Sarcasthma posted... burned You mean like Sigurd in the final act of part one of the fourth Fire Emblem game. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | can't remember the name of the dude from catcher in the rye |
| EclairReturns 12/06/21 12:46:49 AM #8 | Or you perhaps refer to characters of lesser fame, such as Paul Campbell, Robert Tichener, Ernie, Carl Luce, Ernie Morrow, Mr. Cudahy, Ed Banky, or Horwitz? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | can't remember the name of the dude from catcher in the rye |
| EclairReturns 12/06/21 12:43:45 AM #6 | Or perhaps you refer to Rudolf Schmidt, Mr. Thurmer, Mr. Spencer, or Mal Brossard? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | can't remember the name of the dude from catcher in the rye |
| EclairReturns 12/06/21 12:38:13 AM #3 | You mean Holden Caulfield, Ward Stradlater, Robert Ackley, Mr. Antolini, D.B. Caulfield, Allie Caulfield, or Maurice? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | This is me for 2 years now |
| EclairReturns 12/05/21 7:49:17 PM #8 | AwesomeTurtwig posted... Nothing ambiguous. What if you (read:fig) have no strong reason to care about anything in general, and you (read:fig) are just doing all of this purely out of habit or necessity? AwesomeTurtwig posted... don't understand Some folk would argue that the premise stated below is false, at least for them: AwesomeTurtwig posted... life has purpose --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | This is me for 2 years now |
| EclairReturns 12/05/21 7:20:31 PM #5 | AwesomeTurtwig posted... You just... do things. What if you (read:fig) do not see the point of performing these arbitrary tasks? What if you (read:fig) are overwhelmed by the realization that anything you do ultimately has no purpose? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | What is your favorite streaming service? |
| EclairReturns 12/05/21 4:32:37 PM #19 | Judgmenl posted... acceptable answer Judgmenl posted... paid streaming service Perhaps the creator of this topic merely wishes to inquire which paid streaming service is most popular among the denizens of this board. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Vaccine buyer's remorse? |
| EclairReturns 12/04/21 11:16:43 PM #3 | The depths of human stupidity never cease to surprise me. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Which state do you live in? |
| EclairReturns 12/04/21 6:03:27 PM #2 | That looks suspiciously like some Microsoft Excel novice typed in a formula that concatenates the first letter of the text in the column next to the highlighted column and the string, ``orth Carolina''. I imagine the bloke typed something akin to ``=concatenate(left([*]3,1),"orth Carolina)'', where [*] denotes the name of the column next to the highlighted column. Here, the user has complained about Excel not doing what he has commanded it to do, even though it is the user --- not the program --- who is to blame for the erroneous output, as is the case with most, if not all computer programming languages. Of course, the caption indicates that the Flash-Fill function of Microsoft Excel was used, which suggests that the error cannot be completely attributed to the user, since such a function requires very little manual input on the user's behalf. This being said, his inexpertise is still ostensible given that he must resort to the Flash-Fill function to fulfill such a trivial task as filling in state-names in one column from state-name abbreviations in another. Although, it is possible that the user merely wished to ridicule a new functionality of the latest version of Microsoft Excel by pointing out its short-comings; his skill level in the program would be completely irrelevant to this endeavor, in this case. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | I'm looking for an excuse to restart Shining Pearl |
| EclairReturns 12/04/21 1:14:36 AM #8 | Metalsonic66 posted... Why do you need an excuse I concur. You've listed two reasons already that could justify a restart: FatalAccident posted... Piplup with horrible special attack FatalAccident posted... wasted flash TM on my kadabra --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Anyone else here enjoy playing video games? |
| EclairReturns 12/03/21 9:24:13 PM #3 | I used to. Then I got too distracted and frustrated by my lack of socio-economic mobility in order to enjoy them. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | robot uprising |
| EclairReturns 12/03/21 4:05:06 AM #3 | Krazy_Kirby posted... it begins. You mean like Tidus' story following the destruction of his hometown of Zanarkand. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Another day, another school shooting |
| EclairReturns 11/30/21 5:19:06 PM #13 | Kanatteru posted... some way to prevent this You mean by ironically sending your (read:fig) thoughts and prayers? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Do you think it is acceptable for an immigrant to not learn the language of the |
| EclairReturns 11/30/21 1:02:07 AM #1 | country he is immigrating to, if he stays within a community that exclusively speaks his native language? - Results (6 votes)
Yes
16.67% (1 vote)
1
No
50% (3 votes)
3
Shut it, Eclair. You are foolish and naive to genuinely believe that you could aspire to success in this world
33.33% (2 votes)
2
This poll is now closed.
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| Topic | Do you think Midgar has Jenova's Witnesses? |
| EclairReturns 11/30/21 12:29:22 AM #7 | Metalsonic66 posted... tweest Are you using sarcasm in order to indicate that the anthropomorphic cat contradicting himself later on was intentional and constituted part of the humor of the comic? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Do you think Midgar has Jenova's Witnesses? |
| EclairReturns 11/30/21 12:12:09 AM #5 | Metalsonic66 posted... I am most confused. The anthropomorphic cat claims that the hapless common-man will die faster should he choose to join the Witnesses. Yet, he dies only a few seconds after refusing the offer. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | welcome to the library of chelsea's intrusive thoughts |
| EclairReturns 11/29/21 8:05:43 PM #87 | chelsea_wtf posted... write a poem without using the f-slur I do not understand how this would be difficult, in general. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | i got a puppy today |
| EclairReturns 11/28/21 7:22:32 PM #33 | DirtBasedSoap posted... Br I think it would be a hassle to explain your dog's name to somebody every time it comes up in conversation. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Are there any other Pokémon in Diamond/Pearl besides starly & bidoof |
| EclairReturns 11/28/21 2:45:34 AM #3 | FatalAccident posted... fiend You mean a friend. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | I'm an island boyyyy |
| EclairReturns 11/27/21 2:20:47 AM #4 | You mean like that bloke what went to Hollow Bastion and stabbed himself. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | hope everyone has a good day today |
| EclairReturns 11/25/21 8:12:20 PM #3 | It was another day of feeling too emotionally-fatigued and sleep-deprived to get anything done, and another day of my solitude chipping away at what remains of my sanity. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Suppose you summoned a freelance delivery bloke to pick up food you ordered from |
| EclairReturns 11/25/21 3:38:28 AM #5 | Zeus posted... shouldn't be possible Well, it just seemed like it would have taken longer. I would have had to return to the parking garage, exit aforementioned garage, wait for the traffic signals to permit me to proceed, head to a cul-de-sac to U-turn in, and drive to the client's location. I don't deny that this might have been laziness on my part. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Suppose you summoned a freelance delivery bloke to pick up food you ordered from |
| EclairReturns 11/25/21 3:36:34 AM #4 | Sarcasthma posted... that last one I have a tendency to do self-destructive things such as figuratively egging message board users to affirm my negative self-talk. I often vote for it myself just to have a hollow laugh about my perceptions of myself. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Suppose you summoned a freelance delivery bloke to pick up food you ordered from |
| EclairReturns 11/25/21 3:27:30 AM #1 | a place a ten-minute walk away from your current location. Would you get mad if the bloke walked over and delivered your food instead of bringing it to you in his car?
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I must have these answers. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | I met 3 other people with my name today |
| EclairReturns 11/25/21 2:02:40 AM #5 | FatalAccident posted... Imagine a whole bunch of people named muscles in one room Imagine if one of them was a body-builder with an odd habit of talking to his or her own biceps. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | What will Gamefreak call the black/white remakes? |
| EclairReturns 11/24/21 4:07:28 PM #4 | ``Black and White, but with minimal funds expended towards its re-development for the maximization of profits and what-not.'' --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | YouTube is removing the public "dislike" counter |
| EclairReturns 11/23/21 11:41:37 PM #89 | Muscles posted... Why not just get rid of the dislike button altogether then? Precisely my thoughts. If clicking on the button does not increment any visible counter of any sort, then why include it at all? Though, I presume the YouTube lot must still collect and sell data, I suppose. Even so, I assume most of the YouTube userbase uses the like-dislike feature of the video database website mostly because they want their opinion on a given video to be heard, without expending much effort. If this assumption is correct, then I foresee the dislike button disappearing sometime in the future, because the removal of the visible dislike-counter negates most of the point in clicking on the button in question. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Just got treated like a thief.. again.. at a store. |
| EclairReturns 11/23/21 8:00:33 PM #4 | keyblader1985 posted... backpack Perhaps this was the issue. It might be commonly believed that shop-lifters have an easier time of sneaking objects away from stores if they have one of those. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Call me naive about how the U.S. government works. But why has it not banned |
| EclairReturns 11/21/21 11:30:23 PM #1 | businesses from participating in in-person Black Friday sales? Surely, nothing could exacerbate the current pandemic more than allowing mass-gatherings to take place nation-wide? I must have these answers. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | This might be one of the hardest poles I have ever seen |
| EclairReturns 11/21/21 2:46:49 PM #7 | IceT posted... it You mean the typographical error in your post, or the very obvious sexual innuendo that resulted from aforementioned error? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Amphibia gets fucking dark *spoilers* |
| EclairReturns 11/20/21 10:19:20 PM #8 | Ogurisama posted...
You gotta give the cartoonist credit for having the audacity to make a very subtle joke about this incident later on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYPGZ6zSNdw --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Hello winter my old friend |
| EclairReturns 11/20/21 5:34:55 PM #3 | Huh, I had thought for a moment that you were referring to that there English bloke who frequents this board and shares the name of that season you have greeted like an old friend. --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
| Topic | Harry Potter/Millicent Bulstrode |
| EclairReturns 11/19/21 6:40:43 PM #2 | You mean that girl with the cat whose hair that Hermione accidentally stole in her second year at Hogwarts? --- Number XII: Larxene. The Organization's Savage Nymph. |
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