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| Topic | Would you pay $32k/year to send your kid to private school? |
| Paragon21XX 11/24/21 12:36:02 PM #15 | Why would I want to spend that much if my alma mater is less than $6000 per year before applying my alumnus discount? --- Hmm... |
| Topic | "Go to your room!" |
| Paragon21XX 11/23/21 10:18:18 PM #5 | Go to MY room! --- Hmm... |
| Topic | 'If you don't tip, you shouldn't be eating out/ordering delivery' |
| Paragon21XX 11/23/21 9:38:48 PM #8 | ModLogic posted... tell those people to fuck off. tipping is optional.Wiping your ass after taking a shit is optional but still very much expected by society. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | so a Trumper could go up to a POC |
| Paragon21XX 11/23/21 9:25:41 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Krillin and 18 are probably the only ones who can have fun having sex in DBZ |
| Paragon21XX 11/23/21 9:03:08 PM #33 | Duncanwii posted... Actually Shenron cant bring back someone who's been dead longer then a year. So it'd be best to do it ASAP.Correction: Shenron can't bring back multiple people that have been dead longer than a year using the same wish. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | How do superman and goku have kids |
| Paragon21XX 11/23/21 8:10:23 PM #7 | KneeOnBest posted... How does their climax not shotgun through their wives? >_>That only happens in the movie Hancock during a deleted scene. "Mountain top! Mountain top! MOUNTAIN! TOP!" --- Hmm... |
| Topic | How much water you drink in a day |
| Paragon21XX 11/23/21 7:39:15 PM #6 | As much as my body desires, no more, no less. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | weekly "wtf am I doing wrong in math class" topic |
| Paragon21XX 11/23/21 4:55:11 PM #25 | You aren't even telling us the answers you inputted except that one time and that answer was obviously wrong to me. I got 505.5 angle 157.8 as the approximate resultant vector for the record. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | $25,000, but you can't use adblockers anymore, ever. |
| Paragon21XX 11/23/21 4:06:52 PM #4 | All ads are malicious, no exceptions. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Give me one reason why birds |
| Paragon21XX 11/22/21 7:10:15 PM #9 | Birds do not have nipples. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Water is disgusting. |
| Paragon21XX 11/21/21 9:50:37 PM #2 | Then what do you drink? Brawndo? --- Hmm... |
| Topic | $500,000 but you have to take Kyle Rittenhouse's gun from him... |
| Paragon21XX 11/21/21 3:38:16 PM #11 | No, I'm not suicidal. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | How are the SMT games? |
| Paragon21XX 11/21/21 2:13:15 PM #14 | ModLogic posted... what if i want the more social elements from persona and less of the shitty combat/dungeoning?Oh, you mean like a dating sim? --- Hmm... |
| Topic | POLL: Which is the better way to live? |
| Paragon21XX 11/21/21 1:23:35 PM #10 | Politics: not serious business. If a person is shitty, it's not because of their politics, it's just how they really are. Even if you could change their politics to be just like yours, their shittiness is only being redirected, not fixed. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Asuka explains NFTs |
| Paragon21XX 11/20/21 10:35:32 PM #20 | nfearurspecimn posted... not anymore with webp being the goto format these dayshttps://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/save-webp-as-png-or-jpeg/ https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/save-image-as-type/gabfmnliflodkdafenbcpjdlppllnemd?hl=en --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Scenario: You've transferred to a new school, people act weird about one girl |
| Paragon21XX 11/20/21 10:18:00 PM #32 | teep_ posted... Is she in a bunny girl costume? --- Hmm... |
| Topic | GameFAQs GOLD Membership Black Friday sale |
| Paragon21XX 11/20/21 10:12:31 PM #12 | Imagine paying for Gold when Diamond memberships are given as a reward to the top 0.1% of active users. And just like diamonds, the status is forever. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Self driving cars will never be a thing |
| Paragon21XX 11/20/21 10:06:18 PM #9 | monkmith posted... they'd have to remove the dumb person driven cars from the road, and that's never going to happen.No, the exam for a manual driving license will simply be far more difficult to pass and much easier to lose. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | WAIFU...lF? |
| Paragon21XX 11/20/21 7:34:00 PM #230 | Mareen posted... For real. Too high tier for CE imho. Slayer_22 posted... Agreed.You all must have missed when Proofpyros drew art for CE like this one he made for me:  --- Hmm... |
| Topic | "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas" was written by an asshole |
| Paragon21XX 11/20/21 12:49:01 PM #16 | Pro-tip: you only need to shovel away snow if you have to go somewhere, so just stay home for Christmas because nothing except for a few essential services is open anyways. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Why didn't the right defend Trayvon Martin's right to defend himself? |
| Paragon21XX 11/20/21 12:36:22 PM #7 | Because he re-engaged the confrontation after successfully escaping from Zimmerman. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Gf and I are probably getting Dominos Pizza to eat while we play Pokemon. |
| Paragon21XX 11/20/21 10:53:18 AM #14 | Yefoloogi posted... Get just pepperoni. No cheese. No sauce. No crustCrust is mandatory at Dominos. If you order a None pizza, you still get the crust. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | It's about to get real leftist in this bitch |
| Paragon21XX 11/18/21 2:13:58 PM #12 | "The wish I want to be super-rich' can actually be granted for anyone, you see? After a suitable amount of effort, of course. I guarantee the fruitfulness of those efforts." "...However, you make no guarantees about the necessary amount of effort for that to be granted, right?" "*cackle*cackle*. I see. The fruits of labor will eventually be granted, but you make no promises about when that will be. You are quite a mean person." "You think so? Do you have any idea how valuable is a guarantee that your wish will eventually be granted without fail? You know, I like people who work hard. I like people who throw away everything for that goal, and who are capable of abandoning themselves to that unending self-torment." --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Elon Musk is the product of wealthy Emerald mine owners and government bailouts |
| Paragon21XX 11/16/21 11:45:22 PM #67 | WingsOfGood posted... Wow, that guy couldn't be anymore wrong about the nature of the money Tesla received in 2008 (and probably why Gary deleted that tweet in disgrace). --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Has anyone ever had to euthanize a beloved pet before? |
| Paragon21XX 11/16/21 10:58:21 PM #13 | My family had our 8 year old black lab with hip dysplasia put to sleep over 10 years ago. We had his condition managed for the most part until he injured his hip in an accident, and his hip simply hurt too much for him to be able to get up. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Your crush says ''Honest question beautiful, why am i in your friendzone?'' |
| Paragon21XX 11/16/21 10:51:01 PM #8 | "That ring on your left ring finger may have something to do with it." --- Hmm... |
| Topic | who waifu |
| Paragon21XX 11/16/21 8:06:34 PM #68 | bnui_ransder posted... Really liking this one so far, but time hasn't been good, here's basic progress for bumping the topicVery nice start. I'm looking forward to the finished product. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | can someone explain the concept of alt accounts in 2021? |
| Paragon21XX 11/16/21 7:17:49 PM #22 | Why don't you tell us your side? You obviously wrote the book on using a bunch of alts to shit up the place with. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Would human supremacy be a sensible ideology? |
| Paragon21XX 11/16/21 12:46:40 AM #11 | Zikten posted... One theory is they did stop by and stealthily looked at us, then said "fuck this planet" and leftIt's the other way around: all of the extraterrestrial messages we receive from various inhabited star systems basically translates to "We've been trying to reach you about your starship's extended warranty," so we ended up blocking all forms of contact from every inhabited system in the galaxy. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Would human supremacy be a sensible ideology? |
| Paragon21XX 11/15/21 11:26:53 PM #5 | If aliens are so great, then why haven't they been able to make contact with us yet after almost a century of us trying to reach them? Checkmate, atheists. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Why didn't Biden pick Obama as his running mate? |
| Paragon21XX 11/15/21 11:05:28 PM #13 | A person can only be President for 2 full terms thanks to the 22nd Amendment (a full term can be as short as 2 years plus a day such as in the event that the position is filled less than halfway through their predecessor's term). Once a person serves 2 full terms, they are unqualified to be elected President ever again meaning they are also unqualified to be VP as well per the 12th amendment. Daremo posted... Whether or not a term limited former president could serve as VP is an open question as it's never officially been asked, and thus never ruled upon.Anybody with even just a lick of common sense knows that 12 + 22 = no chance in hell. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Scenario: In this world, there is a maiden-sacrificing ceremony. |
| Paragon21XX 11/15/21 10:44:55 PM #38 | Remind the dragon that I'm Dovahkiin and that if it doesn't want to have its soul devoured by me that it has to end all sacrifices, immediately. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | What kind of Fat are you? |
| Paragon21XX 11/15/21 8:50:03 PM #26 | Somewhere between big and healthy. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | You hear a banging at your door at midnight, what do? |
| Paragon21XX 11/13/21 10:04:29 PM #14 | I answer him through the Nest doorbell and inform him that he is trespassing and that he better get off my property within the next 60 seconds or I will call the sheriff. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | £5,900,000 but every time you have sex it results in pregnancy |
| Paragon21XX 11/13/21 4:39:14 AM #3 | No I won't take it because what is this shit you speak of? I only accept $ that bears the images of dead Americans. You can keep your funny money to yourself. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | How do you like your tacos, CE? |
| Paragon21XX 11/13/21 4:17:48 AM #6 | Like the Cheesy Gordita Crunch. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Would you rather be a Saiyan or Kryptonian? |
| Paragon21XX 11/11/21 6:58:45 PM #6 | Duncanwii posted... Can I be Batman?Might I suggest Booster Gold? --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Skyrim 10th anniversary. |
| Paragon21XX 11/11/21 1:17:36 PM #10 | Verdekal posted... I used to be an adventurer like you.https://youtu.be/q7LYcQ9EmZg --- Hmm... |
| Topic | It's rediculous you need to pay online to do localized trades in Switch Pokemon. |
| Paragon21XX 11/11/21 12:54:22 PM #7 | Duncanwii posted... You think wrong. My gf had to use up her free trial of online to trade with me the day we bought Pokemon Sword and Shield. https://www.howtogeek.com/698161/how-to-trade-pokemon-in-pokemon-sword-and-shield/ To trade locally, you dont need an internet connection or a Nintendo Online subscription. To do so, open Pokmon Sword and Shield, and then press the Y button on your right Joy-Con controller to open Y-Comm. Select Link Trade at the top, and then choose Set Link Code.PEBCAC (problem exists between couch and controller)? --- Hmm... |
| Topic | who waifu |
| Paragon21XX 11/11/21 11:56:32 AM #53 | I'll take one. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Every single recipe that calls for onions would taste better |
| Paragon21XX 11/11/21 11:26:17 AM #28 | Porque no los dos? BignutzisBack posted... Because onions are garbage and should be phased out completelyI was once 12, decades ago. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Your son is bringing his new fiancee round for dinner and you made the food. |
| Paragon21XX 11/11/21 11:22:23 AM #6 | What a coincidence! Those aren't pork chops, it's actually turkey chops. And it's beef bacon and sausage, not pork. Eat up. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | How many enemies do you recognize from this list? |
| Paragon21XX 11/10/21 11:18:20 PM #12 | Koopa Troopa Mettuar Lizalfos Motobug Pidgey Primid Side hopper Cacodemon 8/20 --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Kyle Rittenhouse was crying like a baby today. |
| Paragon21XX 11/10/21 8:47:03 PM #77 | Toxic masculinity should result in an instant ban. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Don't forget to Like, Subscribe, and ring the bell! |
| Paragon21XX 11/09/21 6:42:06 PM #8 | At this point, YouTubers only need to say "You should know the score by now " instead of all that cringey shit. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | FACT: You do NOT "own" a video game unless you can resell it. |
| Paragon21XX 11/09/21 1:02:59 AM #6 | You don't technically "own" the physical copy either, just a transferrable license hardlocked to the disc/cartridge. If you lose or destroy that, then you're up shit creek. --- Hmm... |
| Topic | Hot fresh buttery biscuits. |
| Paragon21XX 11/08/21 8:56:53 PM #12 | Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit. --- Hmm... |
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