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Man am I glad those days are gone.

But I know what you are talking about.


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Nah for me.


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GS4Life posted...

I'm skinny, used to be very cut when I was younger with a 6 pack but now I have a beer gut

Not uncommon at your age. I've developed one as well since I've settled down. It not a deal breaker with real people. Though who knows, you might want to start up again for you if it makes you feel good. Girls liked my abs and that traingle shaped muscle thing that weirded me out under them above the groin, but honestly, the number one thing they told me they liked was arms. Except when I came back from a deployment stupid jacked. didn't get much compliments then, I guess there is a limit. Which I also think is weird. And pecs, and butt. Which has been bitten multiple times. Which is also weird to me.

Where I'm going with this, is getting rid of a gut is hard, I've done it before, a couple times, I'm done lol. but toning and maintaining arms pecs and ass is a lot easier, and gets pretty dang good er... mileage.

Lopsided face and a massively receding hairline so not really pretty or anything.

Not really sure what you mean by lopsided face, I woke up with a lopsided face about a year ago when a bone tumor I apparently had in my upper jaw burst. That was fucking freaky. But I don't think that's what you are thinking of. Are you sure it's not one of those you are being super vicious to yourself things?

I can make people laugh occasionally but it's nothing I'm especially good at

Focus on and improve this. It's fun. It makes you fun. Everyone likes fun. Stay away from mean jokes, that's just a general rule for me, but especially if you are still getting to know someone, there are lots of funny things that can be said about all kinds of things that don't potentially single anyone out or make them feel bad or insult them (whether they can hear you or not). If you need to vent at stupid people you can shit post on the internet later, just fun, clever or silly comments on things you see or come across, or talk about, in a style that feels natural to you. Mine is extremely dry, saying absurd shit in a completely normal tone of voice. Get a feel of what works for you, what people respond well to, and what you like to do and be. Not just with girls, with everybody. Girls are literally just people, even if they like biting butts, they are people and any social experience you get will benefit you in finding a partner, because that partner will be a person.

You are going to need to engage with people in the real world, I don't know what your social circles are like, but what you don't want to be is a motionless voiceless picture to be judged and swiped on. You want to be a person. You might want to look into joining a local hobby group you think is kind of interesting (more difficult now thanks to corona), to meet new people, and keep in mind, whatever you (perhaps over critically) think you are , you are a new person no one knows anything about when they meet you for the first time.

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wbloechel posted...

Prescription? You can just get it on amazon.com.

In ingredient/filler ratios for livestock.

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Heartomaton posted...

Venereal_Disease

I mean, I wouldn't fuck with venereal disease, would you?

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DepreceV2 posted...

Apparently there is a difference between this drug from the Vet and this drug from the Pharmacy but Im unsure if it works. I know we dispense it at my hospital but Ive stop caring to know if this shit works. I just want to be done with this COVID garbage already.

The difference is the amount of the dosage, horses weigh like 10x more than people.

It's method of action is binding with certain proteins in cells, some hyper fucking shit word I am too lazy to look up right now, that does some other shit I'm too lazy to look up to remember right now, that culminates in coating the cell membrane and paralyzing the cell(it attacks your cells). Basically this fucks them up so bad, the viruses can't latch on and inject their material correctly to reproduce. sometimes, it's a numbers game.

If you up the dosage enough that there is so much particulate matter in the blood stream that it regularly comes into contact with things much much much much smaller than the cells in your body, like say a virus, it can also begin to bind to the protein spikes the viruses use to attack as well, directly preventing the virus from reproducing instead of indirectly. This is effective with some strains of rna virus before the dosage becomes dangerously toxic and lethal.

It is not the case with covid 19.

There was one big study that said it was, but it was found out to be complete bullshit that just plaugerized data from other viral strains where invermectins method of action was effective, or just plain made up numbers that where mathematically impossible when plugged into the formula.

It was retracted.

Also, there are people with certain genomes that allow the drug to pass the brain membrane barrier that causes encephalopathy (fucking up your brain so it doesn't work right) that includes changes in brain function like increased irritation, aggression paranoia and violent outbursts.

Which is exactly what redhat terrorists need to be taking en masse.

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Stay the fuck away from those.

The second you try to touch that, pyramid head is going to appear and wreck your shit.

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You really talking to oldheads tc?

Oldheads know they own the worst band in the world.

https://youtu.be/-sraKulMHZw

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Bad_Mojo posted...

I'm the lead now, so I'm the boss at my school's kitchen. I don't want to be a boss, I'm not going to boss anyone around. I like working. But now I have to order everything, I have to go to lead meetings, I'm the one that does all the computer inventory stuff, ect. Before I was just making food, cleaning, and then put the kids into the computer.

Do you have any experience with this? Did the person before you? What do they use for their books?

50% odds you're going to be taking over a spreadsheet that's completely fubar lol.

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GeraldDarko posted...

Did not expect this topic to go this way.

Well, some people just love repeatedly sticking their fingers in electrical sockets.

The company you work for sounds like it's trying to stay afloat, and judging by your description of warehouses and sales, it sounds like the main competition is something like Amazon, which forces it's employees to shit in bags and piss in bottles on the warehouse floor and while driving delivery trucks in order to maximize efficiency.

So either you'll be shitting in bags soon, or doing some other trick to keep up, or your company will go under.

I advise you get out of the private sector, it's not in a good place right now.

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Connections?

They're people.

You need fucking social skills.

Your 'connections' aren't going to do shit, if they want to jump out of the nearest window after being around you for 5 minutes.

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Pepys Monster posted...

Were supposed to guess youre a content creator on YouTube or some incredibly niche, bullshit?

That's definitely a commercial business, just, self employed.

Zeeak4444 posted...

would still fall under profession/trade imo. So hed still be an idiot.

This definition of the word business does not functionally work with the sentence:

I don't work for a business.

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Zeeak4444 posted...

you either dont know what the definition of business is, or youre an idiot.

I guess the former still makes you the latter though.

Business: a commercial operation or company.

Next.

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Pepys Monster posted...

Anybody think this guy is cool or clever?

'Save me CEmen!!!'

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Pepys Monster posted...

Bro, nobody here understands what you're trying to say, or thinks you're clever. Close your account.

Oh wow are you seriously going to have a meltdown because you can't think of other lines of work than businesses?

Cool.

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Pepys Monster posted...

You didn't exactly explain yourself. Perhaps you're not.

Unlike when I'm at work, here, your stupid is not my problem.

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Pepys Monster posted...

So...you're unemployed? That's sad, man.

Not very bright are you?

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GeraldDarko posted...

Okay...?
Anything to add? lol

It's nice.

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Honestly I want to to hear what the head voices plan for saving the world by chopping off his dick.

I mean, even for crazy head voices they must have had a pretty damn good argument to convince him of that, right?


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I don't work for a business.

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I could do under 5 minute miles in high school, and after that just over 10 minute to under 12 minute 2 miles if I pushed myself for pt tests.

14:30 was comfortable 2 miles for me.

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DuranOfForcena posted...

tenders are made from a specific part of the chicken breast, the long, thin strip of meat right by the breast bone under the rest of the breast proper.

Well, real tenders anyways, but those are easy to identify.

The stuff that has no muscle fibers in it, and has what looks like little bubbles when you clean slice it in half?

That's made by cooking all odds and ends of 'meat' parts of various quality, putting it in an industrial food processor until it forms a paste, seasoning it, and then forming that paste into a tender or nugget shape, breading, and deep frying it.

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Damn. Straight up identifying cologne by name with your sniffer, that's impressive.

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Ricemills posted...

accidentally closed my tab and had to wait 211 minutes again lol.

Weird, Im on my phone and back out of the tab every time and it's always waiting in the 'your last 6' spot.

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So I bounced when it said like 210 minutes earlier tonight, but apparently it did it anyways, my username:



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He's just pissed they only paid him a dollar.

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Just had a foot long coney chili cheese dog for dinner.

Guess I better grab a spoon and some jars of peanut better and jelly.

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You know why.

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I don't know one of these, so I'm going with him.

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Look, I'd share but it don't come off.

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Oh fuck yeah. I post on a bunch of message boards, I won't miss one. Half the time I don't even remember which one I'm on.

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Tyranthraxus posted...

"whole milk" is actually 4% milk.

Buttermilk is like 20%

"Raw" aka 100% milk will kill you if you drink it unless you're a literal calf that is intended to increase in weight by 4000 pounds within a few months.

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Challenge accepted.

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Red hats gonna redhat.

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That's a lot of pastors. Damn, god is pissed.

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monkmith posted...

according to who? the guy who literally murdered him? the guy looking for literally any defense that he can make to mitigate responsibility for his actions?

No, the story says it was the witnesses that lead them to the father, that told the police about the pedophile.

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https://youtu.be/FywkdijLj_E

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Of course he belongs in jail.

But sometimes you need to look at the entire situation.

What's the point of putting him in jail? He's already dead


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Oh shit. I didn't know op was a ninja.

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Fucking kids don't know shit about anything.

Look at the leg, the angle of the hips. That's not preparing for incoming, that's clearing the way for outgoing.

She's not ready to fuck, she's in the middle of whisper pushing a weapons grade sbd.

Look at her face, she's trying not to laugh.

But sure, close in on that. You don't need eyelids anyways.

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Kastrada posted...

People said that his warning was from his pub=bar topic in which he brought up a recently murdered child to prove his point.

That sounds like exactly the kind of dipshit thing he would try. Crazy shining bastard.

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AssultTank posted...

Source?

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Oh.

It's the monsters from the new Metroid game.

In real life.

Fucking great.

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Holy fucking shit.

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That sounds like a recipe for a nasty paper cut.

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