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TopicLarry Lawton: 'What happens in prison is if you live with a child molester...'
DD Divine
02/17/22 7:30:02 PM
#5
Watching nascar seems like cruel and unusual punishment

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicWatching Robin Hood: Men in Tights for the first time...
DD Divine
02/17/22 9:57:44 AM
#34
Aside from the 90s references I think it holds up pretty well

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicWatching Robin Hood: Men in Tights for the first time...
DD Divine
02/17/22 9:12:43 AM
#20
If we dont get no tolls then we dont eat no rolls

I made that up

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicElephant knocks down tree to scratch its butt
DD Divine
02/14/22 8:31:34 PM
#4
Hey weve all been there

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicYou should watch the movie Clue
DD Divine
02/14/22 7:53:42 PM
#38
I am! Your singing telegram

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicWe have "Picard"...would you watch "Sisko?"
DD Divine
02/14/22 7:25:41 PM
#3
Hell yeah

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicNew Head Coach of NFL's Miami Dolphins discusses his racial identity
DD Divine
02/13/22 9:28:48 AM
#19
PepsiWithCoke posted...
I mean, Jason Kidd is half black and looks like a tanned Italian guy.

Then there's Taz, who looks black, but is a tanned Italian guy

send Hook

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicKids in Las Vegas celebrate the end of wearing face masks in school
DD Divine
02/12/22 6:16:17 PM
#22
Most of them werent even wearing masks in that video to begin with

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicBeing a teacher must be one of the most terrible jobs
DD Divine
02/12/22 4:34:44 PM
#25
mustachedmystic posted...
I have you marked as 41, was I mistaken, or are you entering the profession late?

@mustachedmystic

42 and will be 43 by the start of the new school year. Yes its late, but Im so tired of the hotel industry and such. Ive subbed for 5 years now and really enjoy helping kids. During lockdown I accelerated a masters program of education and here we are.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicRepublicans introduce "HUNTER" bill for anti crack pipes
DD Divine
02/12/22 12:35:13 PM
#3
Theyre such trash

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicBeing a teacher must be one of the most terrible jobs
DD Divine
02/12/22 12:29:30 PM
#15
Im currently doing my student teaching and I love it. I enjoy helping the kids and mentoring them

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
Topiclol Abella Danger playing the "pornstar or 1 million dollars" game
DD Divine
02/12/22 11:46:58 AM
#20
A mil then you just hire them for your video shoot

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicNFL Pro Bowler wants to have dinner with Hitler: 'He's a military genius'
DD Divine
02/12/22 2:56:31 AM
#93
Yea lets attack Russia in the winter. Stable genius

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicEmma Watson was so sexy when she was 18
DD Divine
02/11/22 9:09:51 PM
#17
CanuckCowboy posted...
This reminds me there was a time where hustler or some other porn mag literally had a countdown to the Olsen twins becoming legal on the cover of the magazine.


yeahhhhh I remember that. Fucking weirdos

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
Topic500 for Betty White
DD Divine
02/11/22 10:22:57 AM
#441
RIP Betty

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicChristians believe what's in the Bible because it's the word of God
DD Divine
02/11/22 10:21:43 AM
#34
Caution999 posted...
What's even weirder is they don't seem to acknowledge that bashing Christianity is also, in a way, bashing Judaism since half the religion is based off the Old Testament.


ill bash both but at the end of the day one thing I appreciate about Judaism is that they encourage you to ask questions. They want you to be thoughtful. When I asked questions about Catholicism growing up it was usually met with anger or answered with it just is

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicTriangle, circle, square...... x or cross?
DD Divine
02/10/22 5:55:40 PM
#34
The game Thief says cross. Also have you ever seen a railroad Xrossing or duck Xrossing?

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicJurassic World Dominion trailer is here
DD Divine
02/10/22 10:42:49 AM
#19
They fly now

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicCelebrities you were surprised dat had nude scenes?
DD Divine
02/09/22 10:17:53 AM
#7
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
Only semi-related but when I was like 19 or something I went to see Closer with my girlfriend and a few other people. I went because there was talk that Natalie Portman had a nude scene. Either she didn't or it was cut.

I bet Clive Owen had that view

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
Topic$10,000,000 but you are now President of the United States.
DD Divine
02/08/22 2:32:18 AM
#14
Cool the first Atheist Italian President

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicBack to the Future vs. Jurassic Park
DD Divine
02/08/22 1:50:45 AM
#25
I love both but thanks to daddy Sunday funday i saw BTTF out of order. He took me and my sister to see BTTF 2 on one of his weekends and were like but we never saw the first one and he was like youll be fine so it was a little weird. Soooo Im going with JP

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicNorway to ban Bulldogs and other Short muzzled breeds.
DD Divine
02/07/22 10:30:34 AM
#30
i love my English bulldog

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
Topicthe perfect woman but she's terrible at putting together the silver monkey
DD Divine
02/07/22 1:12:56 AM
#7
I always thought the head piece was like a special key and the rod wasnt just inserted but had to be twisted in

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicAn alligator can jump six feet in the air on land from a resting position.
DD Divine
02/07/22 1:10:25 AM
#16
Phew, itll jump right over me

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicCanada and Russia's women's hockey teams are playing with masks on
DD Divine
02/07/22 12:33:20 AM
#5
Cool! Good on them

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
Topicmy friend once broke up with a girl because her mom was fat and ugly
DD Divine
02/06/22 11:18:47 PM
#10
SauI_Goodman posted...
reminds me of that king of queens scene. where carrie is like "would you still love me if i got fat like my mom" and doug is like "yep" and making a disgusted face. and she's like "i can see your reflection in the window"

even though hes the fat one in the relationship. Hilarious


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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
Topicmy friend once broke up with a girl because her mom was fat and ugly
DD Divine
02/06/22 11:00:00 PM
#7
Did I just walk into an Oscar Wilde conversation?? How interesting. Didnt expect That to happen here on CE.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicRumor: Batman: Arkham Collection heading to Switch
DD Divine
02/06/22 7:30:55 PM
#13
I want a origins remaster

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicAre any of you gonna watch the Pam and Tommy tv series?
DD Divine
02/06/22 5:17:48 PM
#9
Scorsese2002 posted...
Guest
Jason Mantzoukas as Tommy's penis

Okay then


ohhhh I knew it sounded familiar

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
Topic$5,000,000 but you have to wrestle Donald Trump
DD Divine
02/06/22 2:36:05 AM
#8
Yes and three things will happen. I hit him he hits the floor and the ambulance hits 60

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicEver wonder why video game voice acting was so bad in the 1990s?
DD Divine
02/05/22 5:46:54 AM
#12
this room is huge

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
Topicthe list for how to get possessed by demons in 2022 is out
DD Divine
02/05/22 5:13:05 AM
#49
then how come its always Christians getting possessed

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicDead or Alive - You spin me right now
DD Divine
02/05/22 5:03:22 AM
#15
Loved Dead or Alive back in the day

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicWhy is Terminator 1 rated 100% on RT?
DD Divine
02/05/22 1:14:18 AM
#30
MorbidFaithless posted...
I like it more than the second

same. Its a masterpiece.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicLMFAO @ this Terminator 2 scene
DD Divine
02/05/22 1:08:14 AM
#14
The first give away he was a good guy this time, he didnt kill anyone in the bar

edit- oh and bad to the bone plays like a punchline

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicSo Fallout 5 and Elder Scrolls VI are gonna be Xbox only?
DD Divine
02/04/22 5:19:20 PM
#5
False.

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicPick your next meal out of these choices.
DD Divine
02/03/22 1:02:08 AM
#23
3, needed something plant based

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicBillie Eilish
DD Divine
02/03/22 12:59:55 AM
#11
Smackems posted...
The fuck is that thing


you never seen 5th element??

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicITT: name virgin video game protagonists
DD Divine
02/03/22 12:58:52 AM
#53
thronedfire2 posted...
I bet Tidus never banged any of his fangirls because he was too insecure

daddy issues will do that

oh and Kirby.

Nah Kirby def fucks

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicFor those who have attended a Super Bowl live, how did you afford it?
DD Divine
02/03/22 12:57:58 AM
#5
Steffenfield posted...
Tickets are 20 to 35k for a standard seat while we just went over 30 trillion in debt a day ago.

Our entire country is so broken.

yep.


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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicSuper Bowl tickets reportedly going for 40k to 5k
DD Divine
02/02/22 9:32:24 PM
#6
Football live is overrated. Watching from home or even a bar is so much better

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicMasked singer judges walk off taping in protest after Rudy Giuliani unmasked
DD Divine
02/02/22 9:28:11 PM
#30
Scorsese2002 posted...
Cry moar D-list celebs

on a show about E-list celebs trying to sing

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
TopicMasked singer judges walk off taping in protest after Rudy Giuliani unmasked
DD Divine
02/02/22 8:30:53 PM
#7
Was his costume a pile of shit?

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while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart.
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