Current Events > $5,000,000 but you have to wrestle Donald Trump

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Cotton_Eye_Joe
02/06/22 1:44:22 AM
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Yes.

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ReignFury
02/06/22 1:47:09 AM
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Yes and I'm doing it wearing a Borat mankini

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Riev
02/06/22 1:56:14 AM
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only if he gives me the stinkface
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MabusIncarnate
02/06/22 1:58:37 AM
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Hopefully he can keep his shirt on, i'd get confused trying to figure out where the 3rd chin ended and the man boobs began.

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Master_Bass
02/06/22 2:02:15 AM
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Sure, he can barely walk down ramps so easy money.

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Guide
02/06/22 2:02:58 AM
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I would pay etc. etc.

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pegusus123456
02/06/22 2:05:23 AM
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99% of people would whoop my ass, but Trump always claims to be the 1%.

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DD Divine
02/06/22 2:36:05 AM
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Yes and three things will happen. I hit him he hits the floor and the ambulance hits 60

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SamsungGearS2
02/06/22 2:40:24 AM
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I can take him down no problem, show me the money!!

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MICHALECOLE
02/06/22 2:43:22 AM
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Id fucking beat that dudes ass. Id pay 1000$ to be able to beat that dudes ass.
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GGuirao13
02/06/22 3:39:48 AM
#11:


Easy money!

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bladegash
02/06/22 3:47:40 AM
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I'd suplex Jesus for that much money, and you want to pay me to do the same to a rich politician...

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ReignFury
02/06/22 7:07:16 AM
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Id beat that old fuck to a bloody pulp

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PikachuMaxwell
02/06/22 7:09:56 AM
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Let's go!

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The_Creep_2020
02/06/22 7:10:42 AM
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Guide posted...
I would pay etc. etc.


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mustachedmystic
02/06/22 7:18:38 AM
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ew

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Umbreon
02/06/22 7:19:59 AM
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5 million to fight an obese old man who's probably never been in a real fight in their life?
Easiest 'Yes' in my life.

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Nukazie
02/06/22 7:22:44 AM
#18:


give me the moenys

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Devilanse333
02/06/22 7:32:58 AM
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Not fight...wrestle. Meaning you both have tight colorful outfits, and you have to come to the ring to theme music composed for you by an ad-exec.

No closed fist punches, eye gouging, or nut kicks. You gotta rassle.

I also would take this offer. I am re enacting any Goldberg vs. jobber match from the 90s.

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mustachedmystic
02/06/22 7:36:00 AM
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Now that Im over the sqeemishness brought on by the mere thought of touching him. The first things I buy are 100 gallons of Purell to bathe in, and some body wash and shampoo to scrub the fake tan off.

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