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I'll answer that, it's the giant oatmeal cream pie from honey I shrunk the kids

Please just let this end. Someone get the 500 so we can start up part 2 and name it "Fake truckers crying in canada part 2: the antivaxening"

This much cringe actually fucking hurts

Even if we ignore the misgendering, which I'm sure was innocent:

Notschmendrake posted...

Zang sure gets mad an awful lot.

Probably because his life is in a perpetual state of falling to shambles and he has no friends.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

https://youtu.be/BGcuk5kaNUs?t=2644

Yep, I member for sure

ParanoidObsessive posted...

I haven't played Tetris is pretty much forever, but I played a lot when I did, and I did experience it.

Though the one that really got me is when I was playing the original .hack games, and the epileptic seizure inducing Data Drain animations that you see over and over and over and over again as part of gameplay basically burned into my brain. I remember after long sessions I was literally seeing them with my eyes closed in the shower and in my dreams.

I feel like I have some vague recollection of that .hack game....

ZeldaMutant posted...

It happened a lot when I was learning mahjong. While falling asleep, I kept seeing tile patterns and what tiles they accept. It felt like an useful part of the learning process, helping me turn tile efficiency into automatic processing.

It almost certainly was a useful learning tool. People who experience the tetris effect usually see a marked improvement in their skills compared to those who dont.

Zang sure gets mad an awful lot.

Probably because his life is in a perpetual state of falling to shambles and he has no friends.

adjl posted...

I've never really found that I'm overly susceptible to the tetris effect, but I would occasionally see ascending arrows whenever I closed my eyes when I was playing a lot of DDR.

I know a lot of people said the same about games like rock band. I dont much fuck with rhythm games myself, but I can see how that would happen.

Revelation34 posted...

I have never heard about this.

It's pretty fascinating stuff. Something about procedural memory being accessible even when other memories arent. Not unique to tetris, but it is one of the more notable examples. Similar things happen with amnesiacs who knew how to play the piano. They still can play, but often times the shock of stopping at the end of a session can cause them to have some sort of panic attack (this has been reported a couple of times with tetris as well)

Memory is weird. I do everything I can to maintain mine, because the thought of losing it in my old age terrifies me.

Hours after playing tetris, about 2/3 people will report seeing images of blocks falling, often sliding into gaps among other blocks, and even completed lines disappearing. This is reported even among amnesiac patients who are incapable of creating new memories.

I played a lot of tetris on the train saturday, and naturally I've been feeling it ever since.

How about you potd? Do you ever feel the tetris effect?

Bonus question: are you any good at tetris?

Finish the series. It's pretty good. The books are a lot less boring than the movie.

The end of book 2 seriously fucked me up. I actually had a dream that somehow my dumb fuck husband somehow caused Jupiter to detonate, creating the secondary star they called lucifer.

MartianManchild posted...

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/truckers-convoy-us-could-disrupt-205409487.html
Trucker convoy coming to the US. Looks like it isnt just some vocal minority.

Vocal minorities cant exist in multiple locations?

Jesus christ you are like the king of reaching incorrect conclusions.

Cacciato posted...

Pretty pathetic though. At least Reagan gave out actual crack.

Fuck that's funny. Using it.

So, the convoys are idiots and blah blah blah, but ducky, is it really that hard for you to wrap your nugget around canadians going off on a Canadian politician? I get that US politics is pretty central to the news cycle in just about every country around the world, but people usually do care about their own country's too.

Not that these idiot "truckers" actually care or anything

A lot. Didnt get the video cards in the middle of the bitcoin hype or anything, but a good setup with three bigass monitors is always going to run your bill up.

It's hilarious how much praise he is getting for putting in the actual minimum required effort.

when you train people to expect less, the littlest thing will get them all exicted. Maybe this was his endgame all along

I'd also say bo wasnt always that kind of whiney, but he did get very whiney as time went on.

Not as whiney as MM, but let's be honest that's a pretty low bar to pass

Huh, I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day. Congrats on posting your first funny meme homie. Gold star.

MartianManchild posted...

Never cared for him. The whole whiny gimmick that I feel hes always done got old really fast.

Eh, I thought he was funny when he did comedy, but he doesnt do that anymore.

What: 10/10
Get happy: 7/10
Inside: 2/10

It's just not funny. I had to stop it after the first 40 because it's just a bunch of bo Burnham bitching about how depressed he is and how bad the world is and just oh woe is me and woe is us and crycrycrycrycry

Fuck off dude. This isnt comedy. It's not dark humor. it's just dark. It's just complaining. I get that people really liked the parts of your shows where you tried to identify with them by saying "hey I'm depressed too!" but you didnt need to make it your entire identity as a "comedian"

He used to actually be funny. I'm thinking maybe he just ran out of jokes so now he is leaning on a gimmick.

I didnt qualify it as old or young. Dont worry, you've still got plenty of time. Didnt mean to make you self conscious about it.

Lil69Leo posted...

Except it was always being lifted even before any convoy was announced.

Yeah, but facts dont matter. Fox news said they're winning!

Always was a manufactured outrage.

Really though, I figure if you're still looking at your age you take what you can get and it's not really anyone's business

sodium-chloride posted...

why would you do that to yourself

Did you not read? I want God powers.

Really though, it was that, or go back to the doctor in a month. I'd rather suffer for a day

Ah, ben garrison. The boomerest of boomer comics. I love how he feels the need to put labels on everything as if his fans actually know how to read.

Hes a big dummy. Still, given that the war on drugs is a complete and total waste of money failure, and that countries that have tried similar programs where they treat drug addiction instead of punishing it have seen marked drops in drug use and addiction, sounds like a good idea to me.

Of course, I'm sure OP would prefer that we keep throwing cheap labor into the prison industrial complex rather than actually try to solve the problem, so really I'm just talking to a brick wall here.

I would sooner throw myself into the ocean than live in either

https://youtu.be/XKukzCe_P8I

I was pretty sure I was gonna die last night, and now feeling super fucked up this morning, but it's cool. My God powers should be turning on anytime now.

Pathetic.

papercup posted...

So all the truck drivers die when they get covid, or they get shot trying to storm the capital, and you think they WON'T get replaced? Weird take!

They wont all die, but they will flood the hospitals because the they think medical industry are all evil vaccine pushing liars, until theyre sick and need the medical industry, at which point their views will very conveniently, and very temporarily, change.

Dont worry though, after they enjoy all that nice socialized medicine that they hate so much they'll be back out there shilling bullshit just like before

SunWuKung420 posted...

Rofl. You think the vaccine mandate isn't ill intended.

Aw baby, what's up next? Is this the part where you call me a whore and say fuck all conformists like an edgy 13 year old and melt down and get warned again? I missed it last time, so I wouldnt mind a front row seat for this one.

MartianManchild posted...

Well I read the article that the one heavily misinformed poster posted, and Im not convinced at all that they were with the trucker protest, and quite frankly, I think they were trying to frame the truckers. The one guy whos pictured they showed looked barely 18, dont know how many 18 year olds are driving trucks. Also if they were with the protest, they wouldnt have admitted to it, so it sounds like a setup especially with the other reports of violence coming from liberal anti-protesters. Hopefully they catch those kids who did that so they can be held accountable and so that the real truth comes out.

"Well, I dont know what happened, but whatever happened, in sure it was those damn liberal antiprotestors, and I say this with exactly 0 evidence to support my claims, and when it comes out that in wrong I will, not surprisingly, be completely silent"

MartianManchild posted...

Ive seen no reports of this so going to have to say, Fake News. Anti-mandate protesters are trying to get diesel fuel to the trucks, not burn buildings down with it.

Yeah, I doubt fox news or joe Rogan has said anything about it yet, so it's not surprising you havent seen anything.

papercup posted...

They tried to burn down an apartment building because the residents asked them to please stop blaring their horns 24/7.

That's terrorism.

You neglected the part where they cable locked the doors from the outside so the people inside would get to burn alive.

CinderLock posted...

"Joel Osteen damnit!!"

Youre a funny guy.

0.

Why would I do that when I have a perfectly good walking talking phallus in the next room.

ReaperCloud posted...

You are not supposed to take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. Cursing isn't a sin otherwise

Taking the lord's name in vain refers to using the lord's name to justify acts of evil and selfishness.

Think less "stubbing your toe and saying goddamn it" and more "Joel Osteen" or "fake christian conservative invoking their religion to refuse a vaccine mandate"

He's back, but he is being super quiet. Do yall think sunny can a actually feel embarassment? I always figured he was without shame, like icoyar

It WAS pretty neat, but I cannot imagine it aged well

I have no idea. I literally told you the extent of my knowledge. I just read somewhere that the renaissance men are coming into town soon. Real soon.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/4/AAfDOpAAC5FY.jpg This is what an actual man looks like. A fucking neanderthal that cant even speak, and you're not sure he can even think. Who wants a dainty little boy who has less hair on his body than me?

Fierce_Deity_08 posted...

As a woman, I dont know what makes women attractive. The thing about high heels, obsession with fashion and makeup, giggling. Turns me off completely. Give me heavy machinery and dirt any day.

I've always been able to tell what most people would find attractive in their preferred gender, I just dont often agree.

Most of the time it boils down to symmetry.

Meh. I'm more into big dumb gorillas for some stupid reason, but he's ok so far androgynous, elf-looking little boys go

And it sounds like its gonna be soon. Like super soon. Asap.

SunWuKung420 posted...

Crickets.

Oh look, he's back post meltdown. How ya been sunny? Enjoy your time off? Is everyone here still just a bunch of whores or whatever you were flipping out about?

Entity13 posted...

Chicken feet. It was like chewing into pure fat, but with half of chicken's usual flavor.

DeltaBladeX posted...

Huhu grub

KJ StErOiDs posted...

Rocky mountain oysters

TheSlinja posted...

people seem to really not like pickled pigs feet but thats my jam

argonautweakend posted...

human piss.

Fucking disgusting, thank you all for sharing.

Lokarin posted...

I like how it's like "oh, croc is kinda neat, ostrich is kinda neat, kangaroo is kinda neat.... ONION!!! YOU PSYCHO!!!"

I mean, it's not the onion, it's the whole fucking onion. I didnt just go find and eat a whole ass uncooked kangaroo.

You cut, bloom and deep fry that same onion and watch me eat the whole thing and fart so hard that someone dies

Oh my god it's real, and I am mortified

CinderLock posted...

Century egg

I assumed smilefriends made that up. No way that shits real.