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Topicwhich is the worse insect..
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 11:44:54 PM
#21
@Duncanwii posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Trickfinger posted...
Forgot bed buggs too

Bed Bugs also arent insects.

Bed bugs are definitely insects

Theyre mites. Therefore arachnids.

Bed bugs are a type of insect that feed on human blood, usually at night.[7] Their bites can result in a number of health impacts including skin rashes, psychological effects and allergic symptoms.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bed_bug

Bed bugs are small, brownish, flattened insects that feed solely on the blood of animals.

https://entomology.ca.uky.edu/ef636

Bed bugs are definitely not mites. You must have them confused with something else
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Absolute Zero
TopicTranswoman axed random men in 711 because she's angry no one is attracted to her
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 11:30:32 PM
#90
averagejoel posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
averagejoel posted...
interesting that such a small proportion of violent crimes are perpetrated by trans people, yet so many reports about violent crime that get posted to CE are perpetrated by trans people.

I wonder why that could be

I hardly ever see any stories posted here where the trans person is the aggressor. Youre delusional

the more accurate conclusion to draw here is that you're not paying attention to what gets posted on this board

Nah, the more reasonable conclusion is that youre talking out of your ass like always. Since there are apparently so very many similar topics about trans people committing violent crimes, please reference a couple from the last few months. The archive site has everything, screenshots of the OP or even just the topic title will do @averagejoel
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Absolute Zero
TopicMost days in a row you've had alcohol
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 11:25:08 PM
#39
@RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
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TopicAverage woman in the U.S. weighs 170 lbs
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 11:22:46 PM
#46
The-19th-Sparta posted...
evil_zombie11 posted...
_Matchabuu_ posted...
Average man in the US has a 3 inch penis and makes 15k a year and is 5'2


Now that's a hot take


Sounds like smoliske alright.

Lmfao, I could totally see him trying to convince her that thats average
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Absolute Zero
Topicwhich is the worse insect..
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 10:04:48 PM
#15
Duncanwii posted...
Trickfinger posted...
Forgot bed buggs too

Bed Bugs also arent insects.

Bed bugs are definitely insects
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Absolute Zero
TopicPiOverlord's 2019 Best CEer Tournament Day 44
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 9:58:28 PM
#9
SiO4 is great, dunno the other person
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Absolute Zero
TopicAnyone want to meet me?
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 7:57:08 PM
#7
Duncanwii posted...
pls posted...
no

Really?

Thats ProudClod, you wouldnt want to meet him. Hed immediately go on some insane paranoid rant about communism and accuse you of being one
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Absolute Zero
Topicit will cost around $4,000 for a dental implant, wow america
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 7:51:50 PM
#10
Suck it up and pull yourself up by your bootstraps, its the motto of the people you idolize after all
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Absolute Zero
TopicI used to roam the halls of GAMEFAQS from 2002-2018
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 7:49:33 PM
#3
The mods cant keep you down forever, Reg. Keep fighting the good fight
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Absolute Zero
Topic@Sayoria.
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 7:47:58 PM
#130
omega cookie posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
omega_cookie posted...
This might be my favorite topic, ever. It's either this one, or when Zikten said he believes in "The Force" and then got warned for saying shit about blacks.

Wait, whats the story behind that Zikten topic? Never heard about that one

When called out for posting anti semetic shit, he said he doesn't believe in "religion", and believes in something like "the force from star wars" being god. Then we mocked him about it, brought up how he says racist shit, and he responded with even worse racist shit trying to prove he isn't racist.

It was a great day.

Oh lord, classic Zik haha. And I do remember the Neanderthal taint one, that was a gem
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Absolute Zero
Topic@Sayoria.
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 7:11:19 PM
#127
@omega_cookie posted...
This might be my favorite topic, ever. It's either this one, or when Zikten said he believes in "The Force" and then got warned for saying shit about blacks.

Wait, whats the story behind that Zikten topic? Never heard about that one
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Absolute Zero
TopicWorried about catboy
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 6:29:32 PM
#5
He sent me a message on Reddit about a week ago asking about some kind of furry shit lol
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Absolute Zero
TopicAnyone want to meet me IRL?
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 6:14:04 PM
#11
I would if only to meet the person behind such an infamous career of sad, strange shitposting
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TopicBob Iger on StarWars - we might've put too much in the marketplace too fast
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 5:59:37 PM
#4
They got too greedy upon acquisition of the rights and immediately milked it dry. Itll probably take a while for the brand to fully recover, especially if Episode 9 flops.
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Absolute Zero
TopicWhy was my topic locked?
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 5:50:44 PM
#8
Mod abuse
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TopicThe Popcorn General - We are not an echo chamber & The Admiral is warned
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 5:49:37 PM
#407
Machete posted...
The point of this is the opposite of being drama-free

Considering who made it, yeah. Gwaak wants all the popcorn-creating drama he can possibly get.
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Absolute Zero
TopicPolice officer pumps gas, pays to fill tank to help woman
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 5:36:34 PM
#20
Nice PR stunt by the pigs
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Absolute Zero
TopicI fucked up.
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 5:21:32 PM
#2
What happened?
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TopicBody hair on women, yay or nay?
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 12:40:51 AM
#105
LostForest posted...
vIqHoxa

Well thats something else
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Absolute Zero
Topic@Sayoria.
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 12:03:25 AM
#74
Visiting Boston would be fun, Ive never been
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Absolute Zero
TopicChina forced singers to make Communist propaganda video about social credit
0AbsoluteZero0
09/23/19 12:01:05 AM
#50
Wewillrocku posted...
pls posted...
Mollayo posted...
The article that you posted even said what I said. All I really said was that MV was the equivalent of PBS running a morning special about holding hands and playing nicely.

Find someone that understands Mandarin like me to translate for you.


What are your thoughts on 1989 Tiananmen Square?

why would you bring that up here...?

His insane communism paranoia knows no bounds. He typed it out in that odd manner (1989 Tiananmen Square) because he thinks theres a decent chance that its a shill account from China and knows that certain subjects like Tiananmen Square are automatically red flagged as they are forbidden to talk about on Chinas heavily monitored web. This level of delusion is both hilarious and sad at the same time
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Absolute Zero
TopicJared Leto's Joker is over
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 11:11:49 PM
#40
The Leto Joker was abysmal
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Absolute Zero
TopicTranswoman axed random men in 711 because she's angry no one is attracted to her
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 10:54:07 PM
#51
averagejoel posted...
interesting that such a small proportion of violent crimes are perpetrated by trans people, yet so many reports about violent crime that get posted to CE are perpetrated by trans people.

I wonder why that could be

I hardly ever see any stories posted here where the trans person is the aggressor. Youre delusional
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Absolute Zero
TopicPrinters should be banned. Immediately
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 10:50:59 PM
#3
Shut the fuck up
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Absolute Zero
TopicThe new modernwarfare is literally the same thing....
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 10:46:42 PM
#22
Call of Doody has been churning out the same shit yearly for over a decade at this point
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Absolute Zero
TopicMan robbed at knifepoint of $1K in NYC chases crooks, is robbed again.
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 10:31:20 PM
#3
Womp womp. Also carrying 1K cash at 2:15 AM means he was probably headed to or coming back from a drug deal so its hard to feel too sorry for the dude
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Absolute Zero
TopicTrump Supporters CHEER over the impending DEATH of RUTH BADER GINSBURG!!
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 10:28:36 PM
#22
No one ever accused Trump cultists of being classy
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Absolute Zero
TopicWhich is your favorite of my favorite things?
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 10:19:07 PM
#30
That list is awful. FFT, I guess
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Absolute Zero
TopicTranswoman axed random men in 711 because she's angry no one is attracted to her
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 10:12:31 PM
#36
Fucking yikes. Thats a pathetically short sentence
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Absolute Zero
TopicJust spent $250 on a JPop Idol concert Blu-ray
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 10:06:21 PM
#15
Kitt posted...
We get it; your life is sad. No need to flaunt it every chance you get.

Its classic MarthKoopa
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Absolute Zero
TopicPlaying Metroid for the first time.
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 8:16:44 PM
#15
I love the Metroid series but the NES original is straight garbage. Go for Zero Mission if you want to experience the original in a way thats actually fun to play
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Absolute Zero
TopicProudclad
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 8:02:44 PM
#15
Bio1590 posted...
Why does Muffin insist on stalking and harassing me

Hes got nothing better to do. This is the guy who made multiple accounts named after Errors peen during a week long meltdown, after all
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Absolute Zero
TopicLOL at people who dont understand what happens after sex
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 7:34:41 PM
#20
superman 2000 posted...
ThisIsIt posted...
@Lost_All_Senses posted...
ThisIsIt posted...
I had sex with in 5 minutes of meeting my future wife. She just found me that irresistibly attractive.

We fucked like 7-9 times a day back then. GOOD TIMES. I only get sex once daily now =( (12 years later after marrying)


Mmhmm yup. Sure do

Lmao thanks, it really drives up my narcissm when people are so jealous of me saying something truthful they can not fanthom it being real compared to their shitty lives xD.

No really I love when people think I am lying over true shit ^_^

It is weirdly crazy satisfying like a "here you win at life badge "


I mean ya gotta admit, it does sound like you just made that shit up lmao. She found you so hot that yall were fuckin within 5 minutes? You guys were having sex nearly ten times a day?? xD
The whole thing just screams, look how awesome my totally-not-made-up life is.

Yeah. 9 times isnt realistic for a single day, even if he was two-pump chumping it every time, and it certainly wouldnt be sustainable in the long run. He also went over the top with the whole five minutes bit. Sad!
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Absolute Zero
TopicHomosexual Muslims launch first ever gay Muslim pride festival
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 6:49:00 PM
#15
UnfairRepresent posted...
DeadBankerDream posted...
Kebab rolls not gender roles

That's legit a message I can get behind

Medzzz posted...
Only in western cultures they can do this


It is a shame :(

SH_expert44 posted...
I would be more impressed if they held it in saudi arabia


Why? They would all just die or go to prison

evil_zombie11 posted...
Pretty cool but I'm always low key concerned for their lives

In the UK?

They'll be fine.

The local Muslim communities will be dicks to them but no one is going to die

Even if there are no deaths over this theres a good chance a few faces will be melted by acid
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Absolute Zero
TopicPeople who freak out at "begs the question"
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 6:28:56 PM
#3
So this begs the question, what is wrong with it?

ftfy
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Absolute Zero
TopicAntonio Brown: Kraft got caught in a parlor. I got fired over speculation.
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 6:27:39 PM
#3
Its almost as if theres a difference between being an owner and an employee
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Absolute Zero
Topicmy friend's like the definition of a 4/10 and she's seeing three dudes at once
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 6:25:06 PM
#6
@AlephZero
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TopicLandlord fined $17k for threatening to call ICE on tenant
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 4:06:49 PM
#5
nICE
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Absolute Zero
TopicThe Popcorn General - We are not an echo chamber & The Admiral is warned
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 3:19:38 PM
#381
Coastal_elite posted...
The Admiral posted...
Coastal_elite posted...


Hahahaha it's funny 'cuz it's true.

Rebel was generous though, addy now says he is also a top lawyer as well, and a financial adviser too.

That's right guys, he is Gordon Gekko, the devil's advocate, the Property Brothers, and Charles Schwab all rolled up into one.

AND he still manages time to shitpost here 24/7.


It's hilarious that Rebel was repeating your bullshit and got appropriately smacked down for his exaggerations and jealousy just like you do.


smacked down? What did you smoke?

I saw people lol@you and you take the L.

Can you show me said "smacking down"?

Lmfao. Also just realized that Addy apparently blocked me. Guess he needed one of those safe space echo chambers hes always bitching about
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TopicUpon replaying Mario Galaxy, I'm realizing it's not "perfect"
0AbsoluteZero0
09/22/19 1:13:11 AM
#9
@Antifar posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Sure its not perfect, but its still far superior to Odyssey

I haven't yet played Odyssey. What makes you say this?

Well I enjoyed Odyssey overall, but it just felt overly dumbed down, even for a Mario game. There are next to no real challenges, platforming or otherwise, outside of some optional content at the end. The main advancement collectibles, moons, feel super devalued compared to the stars from previous 3D Mario games because they went way overboard with 999 of them. So many are braindead easy, like ground pounding a glowing spot on the ground or even just sitting out in the open. Thanks to the oversaturation there were bound to be a fuckton of unsatisfying ones.

That said, Id still recommend Odyssey to any Mario fan, especially of the 3D sandbox type ones like 64 or Sunshine. The Cappy bits are largely fun despite being underutilized. The different Kingdoms arent all great, but there are a few excellent ones like New Donk City, and the usual Mario charm is still there. Its just not as fully realized or polished as a masterpiece like Galaxy.
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Absolute Zero
TopicI'm going to purge my block list for a week.
0AbsoluteZero0
09/19/19 4:13:32 PM
#18
Cool. Hows life?
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TopicUpon replaying Mario Galaxy, I'm realizing it's not "perfect"
0AbsoluteZero0
09/19/19 4:10:53 PM
#3
Sure its not perfect, but its still far superior to Odyssey
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Absolute Zero
TopicDid you see that newest school shooting PSA?
0AbsoluteZero0
09/19/19 1:33:36 PM
#17
viewmaster_pi posted...
that's a heavy hitter, man

sad that it's reached this point. no one wants to admit it, but america really does have a gun problem

Its mostly just conservative gun nuts that like to pretend that everything is fine and there is no gun problem in America
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Absolute Zero
TopicDoes this change your opinion of Justin Trudeau?
0AbsoluteZero0
09/19/19 1:19:36 PM
#15
w
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TopicJust noticed I'm now officially over three years unemployed.
0AbsoluteZero0
09/19/19 11:25:40 AM
#77
MabusIncarnate posted...
lol, i'm not going there again with TC. It's like throwing a water balloon at a brick wall and expecting it to penetrate through.

Sad but true lol
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