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https://www.thegamer.com/resident-evil-4-remake-idiots-mad-ashley-upskirt/

A game "journalist" is calling you out, TC.

The_shibe posted...

they went to CE. They post stuff like "she says hey ugly can u give my mommy milkers a shake, what do you do?" and "u wake up tomorrow and find DIS knocking on your door"

I'm talking in television and movies.

I know they still pop up in anime but I don't watch that Naruto crap.

Do you refer to kids as "crotch goblins", TC?

Where did they go?

Well it's not like they could get Ellen Page.

AirFresh posted...

Bruh

She won't go out with you.

NeonOctopus must feel sad. His horny teen gimmick used to make him popular. Now people are like "mfer, you're 30, it's time to stop."

Lying in a woman's lap as you suckle her boobs as she plays with your penis as she says "mommy will take care of you" is the best feeling.

DKBananaSlamma posted...

Twin Snakes? No, you can still see Meryl working out in her panties and catch her in the bathroom bottomless. They preserved the artistic integrity of the game!

Gaming culture was still in it's horny teen phase when Twin Snakes was released. Guarantee if they remade MGS again, that gets taken out.

HudGard posted...

When your games grow up but you dont

lol

Respect women.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/4/AAbcMBAAEUBs.jpg

Stolen from Reddit. But wow.

bigblu89 posted...

There's a lot of good stand-up being performed by 30 somethings. Problem is, it's not translating to mainstream success because they aren't "graduating" to Sitcom or Comedic movie roles, because both are a relatively dying genre.

So there's no millennial Seinfeld, Kevin James or Ray Romano's getting their own shows that turn these standup guys into household names.

That is a good answer. You don't see any comedians go on to become sitcom stars anymore.

The best/famous ones are still Gen X.

Leon respects women now.

Do you wear sweatpants to shop at Wal-Mart?

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Based.

How many times are they gonna rerelease these games

What do you do

SiO4 posted...

9/11

This is actually it. World changed forever that day.

Fascinating.

Yes, let's let AI handle all the art making. What did humans ever bring to art anyway? Once everything is churned out by algorithm, surely this will lead to a better and not soulless world!

Billy

Deep lyrics yo

One time, I told my wife that if I ever had a chance to fuck Emilia Clarke, she has to step aside and let it happen.

She asked "Do I get one too?"

In the interest of fairness, I said "sure."

She said "your friend Mark."

I played myself.

Revelation34 posted...

Everybody has their racial preferences.

Y I K E S

You looked at her and didn't think "wow, I wonder if she is a doctor or a scientist." You looked at her and just saw her boobs.

smh

Respect women.

Do you agree with Hank Hill?

VampireCoyote posted...

its actually his mom Australians dont age

He puts his hand on his mom's ass?

apocalyptic_4 posted...

Only a laptop I don't have a graphics card in it unfortunately.

The game is 13 years old now (Jesus), unless your laptop is really crappy or old itself, it should be able to run it.

I didn't get it.

I dated a girl named Karen. Wonder what she is up to now. Probably being a total Karen.

Bandit_Keith posted...

Blackface Toad? Oh my!

Why are Toads always white anyway

Where are the brown Toads

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It is important to save the souls of steak-eaters.

Turbam posted...

Medium is fine.
Honestly, well done is ok too.

Absolutely not.

I don't mean hermaphroditic animals like some fish.

I genuinely want to know if an animal like a dog or cat can be born the wrong gender.

Turbam posted...

Humans are animals

Nonhuman animals then, Mr. Ackshully.

Not a bait topic. I'm genuinely curious.

TheBrave

Tigers aren't even doing well in their native range.

I hope they get found.

I kept my flip phone for the longest time.

One time I left it overnight at a park bench. I was so worried that it would get stolen. When I went back the next morning, it was still there. In the same spot. Literally nobody touched it.

That's when I knew it was time to upgrade.

This is why aliens don't visit us.

No. Cell phones weren't commonly given to teenagers when I was in high school.

Why can't we just stick with boy and girl? Why make gender so complicated?

This isn't transphobic. If you were assigned male at birth but are a woman, isn't that still she/her?

I have never in my life met a Xe/Xir/Ve/Ver/whatever and I doubt I ever will.

Nobody is that degenerate.....right?

Someone failed biology.

Is this AMA dead?

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