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Just so you know the Angus beef is a lie, it's ground chuck or lower.

Don't start the cult as a bet with a friend that she'll sleep with you if you can get 100 or more followers

She'll be much crazier than anyone who joins and will lie about birth control and you'll have to go to court 5 times to get taken off of child support.

50k

I can see boobs whenever I want on Google images.

Now if it was "get any girl to get naked in person"

Damn. My skit from 9th grade English class had more views than that after a week.

It was called Dr Acula's Colonoscopy or something along those lines. Wish my friend who uploaded it didn't delete it.

Yeah, my last girlfriend was half Korean half Hawaiian

It goes towards insurance costs for the store and possibly gas reimbursement if they do that.

Drivers won't see anything unless they get gas money.

Nice, I see she's gotten a head start on botox treatment.

Killing off the surface germs means you can cook food to a lower temperature cus the oven, grill, or skillet will have to do less work to get to the internal germs.

The only thing I don't get with this is that if a kid breaks the law they get sent to juvenile hall and are separated from their parents

If an adult breaks the law they go to jail and are separated from their kids

Why is this any different

Take a quick shower. Unless youre very active or have skin/hair that's naturally really oily you can probably get by shampooing and soaping every other day

Do some exercise or manual labor first to get your body heat up a bit

Drink some hot coffee or tea before showering

frozenshock posted...

It would take 10 years for the screenplay to be finished

This and another 15 for filming

He'd start continuing the story, then episode 5 cuts out and it turns out the whole show was Bran's dream when he was passed out for a bit.

catboy0_0 posted...

cooked and not runny

Worried they're gonna get away?

Badum tsss

I'm not sure. Pretty distant to say the least..

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Omelette with bacon, green onion, peppers, and cheese mixed in

People on both sides are so narcissistic that they automatically assume anything they don't like is geared directly towards them.

I wish 8 got a remake instead of 7

Eh, I'll play it loud if the album was mixed right and doesn't break up at high volume.

Reading fight club made me grow a swirly mustache and wear polo shirts all the time.

All you outcels are just jealous you can't be in with the cels.

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UnfairRepresent posted...

How?

How what?

How was this immediately not obvious?

"The straight men were blindfolded and wore blacked-out goggles and appeared to believe they were with a woman."

Because apparently blindfolds and blacked-out glasses are a thing people do.

my next question is "Why?"

This

Like, even if he said something like "put these on and some chick will blow you" why'd they agree to it without seeing her first?

Who's that thirsty lol

Korn

They were in South Park

Like, in this particular case, isn't it a good thing to know? I'm sure Bernie would've wanted to know he was getting played.

Yeah it hurt Hilary, but she shouldn't have done it in the first place.

What if they started off skinny and got fat over the course of the relationship? Lots of people, not just girls, stop taking care of themselves as much once they're in a long term relationship

Non-employees remaining in a place of business after hours is a LIABILITY. Holy fuck. To think any idiot would try to swing this about race. Why bother having business hours if not serving someone AFTER closing and following the rules will get you fired.

What a time to be alive.

Detroit

At the store a few years ago, some little kid kept running into the pet aisle and grabbing dog toys, food, etc.

He was crying like crazy and the mom had to keep explaining to him that the dog was gone

Pretty much anything pet related makes me upset.

Phantom_Nook posted...

He's right. Men have dicks.

ftfy

what's the difference between being above a ceiling and below a floor?

When my professor told me I failed my thesis paper, all I did was tell her, "but prof, that isn't what I meant to write. I showed my paper AND my original idea to some smarties and they loved it, believe me"

He speaks his mind! No more of that Pee See crap!

We need a business man to run this country!!

As Tony the Tiger would say:
Make 'Murica Grrrrrrreeaaat Again!

Bother having kids if things are so bad

Why not let it cook overnight

I'd get modded, but it involves your mum

fake image, fake news.

Those hands are way too big to be trumps. I'm calling bullshit.

haha, i play along too

Username - Bacon_Pancakes

Race - I don't like to run

Occupation - Operations Coordinator/lead for a small chain of family owned restaurants and I own/operate a print shop out of my garage/"studio"

Relationship status - I have a fwb but we'll go on dates every now and then. She's really annoying cus she always asks me to meet her mom and dad.

General interests - Music? Maybe. I also watch a ton of porn.

Hobbies - vidya and shit posting

Favourite colour - Purple

Favourite food - mango

Favourite game - CS:GO

Main business goal in life - I'd like to increase my property ownership, convert the homes into multi-unit buildings, and undercut/put out of business one of the local property management companies in my area because I don't like their owner. At my rate it'll be 15 years. 10 is more realistic but I'm leaving myself some wiggle room.

"I suck at bios! Ask me anything!!"

Coffeebeanz posted...

As long as we have a "public flogging of the day" mindset, things are just going to get worse. One day it may even happen to you, and you'll wonder why you didn't get at least a few hours to try and explain what happened.

It's because human people aren't any different from animals. The only difference is using utensils to eat and shitting into bowls.

The idea that a society won't implode, regardless of how it's built, is preposterous. Human people calling themselves civil is just another wolf in sheep's clothing.

Nothing will change for a society as a whole until human people look within. Literally every fucking religion in the world teaches it but it's misinterpreted as some sort of ego-trip. Hell, even "non-religions" such as atheism are a circle jerk of sorts.

People are fucked, the world's fucked. Think of society as a person. A person who self-harms more than likely have something wrong with them. A society as self-destructive as this one has something wrong with it. The only problem is that society doesn't have friends to step in and help; society is isolation on a large scale. That's why it has to start within, human people are the brain and heart of society so they need to decide to change before society will.

I like to say "human people with higher levels of melanin in their skin than their pale human people counterparts"

Bishop9800 posted...

So why didn't Trump say this to Putin? Is he scared of what his master will do to him?

he afraid cus all the kfc he eats made his gimp suit a bit tight.

holy fuck, what excuse is he gonna use for this one?

"I...believe me, I truly respect Putin...Great guy, wonderful guy. Beautiful country, as you know. The words I said yesterday? They're just words of the past, a different Don, as I call it"

happibivouac posted...

Just so you know that is a Tinder Plus feature, TC.

dang, didn't realize it was lol.

if you get plus, don't waste money on boosts. the boosts didn't help enough to be work the 2 dollars or so they cost.

What do you mean literal communists? Cuba isn't real communism.

Try making the best profile possible before even considering paying for it.

Tinder will boost your profile for the first day or two when you make it. This basically puts you in the mindset that you should be getting a bunch of matches each day and all you need for that boost again is to pay a little bit.

I feel like that's the problem, they try to get you hooked on the instant gratification aspect.

The downside is that if your profile sucks/you use unflattering pictures and use a boost and swipe a ton during that boost, the way their algorithm works will actually work against you rather than help.

Try setting your profile so only girls you've liked can see you. That worked better for me than a month of premium

Cedar point is the best overall imo.