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Topicis breakfast cereal a soup?
BewmHedshot
06/14/24 1:56:03 PM
#51
Most breakfast cereal is closer to candy than soup.
Topicanother Friday. we're close brothers. 5 hours to go for me, wbu
BewmHedshot
06/14/24 1:43:48 PM
#10
It's almost 1pm and I usually fuck off around 3:30 on Fridays so we're getting close to beer o'clock.
TopicTrump Trials General Part 22
BewmHedshot
06/11/24 8:21:17 PM
#217
What's the emergency, the fact that he's too much of an alcoholic to go to prison?
TopicI had a sex dream last night
BewmHedshot
06/11/24 8:01:27 PM
#7
Mods, investigate this poster for unauthorized horny
TopicHow would YOU make a female character
BewmHedshot
06/11/24 6:12:53 PM
#12
I would cast Jessica Chastain and then do whatever she wanted.
TopicUsing clear at the airport feels kinda dirty tbh >_>
BewmHedshot
06/11/24 1:04:56 AM
#12
Dakimakura posted...
Never heard of clear. Is this some kind of drug?
It's a private version of TSA PreCheck.
TopicHow many carbohydrates you ate today?
BewmHedshot
06/09/24 4:14:53 PM
#3
Turbam posted...
220 so far, but it was a small breakfast
lul
Topic*thing is announced*
BewmHedshot
06/09/24 2:27:28 PM
#4
Also Gamers: I HOPE ITS NOT WOKE I HATE INCLUSION
TopicPerfect Dark Gameplay Reveal Trailer
BewmHedshot
06/09/24 2:21:54 PM
#5
Hope it plays smoother than the trailer, going between super slow mo and sped up footage every 2 seconds sucks.
TopicDo you call a Pizza with just cheese abd no other topping a Cheese Pizza?
BewmHedshot
06/09/24 2:04:12 PM
#5
I call that a waste of dough
TopicAsk me anything about cats and kittens.
BewmHedshot
06/08/24 3:38:05 PM
#15
Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
If a cat rolls over a shows its belly, do I give them belly rubs or not?
Try starting by letting them sniff your finger and then rub under the chin and slowly progress to the belly. At a certain point the kitty will either give in to the love or not.

A lot of the time, a cat showing you their belly is either just saying "hi I notice and trust you" or inviting you to play, not asking for a belly rub.
TopicCaitlin Clark snubbed by USA Basketball. She got left off Olympic team for Paris
BewmHedshot
06/08/24 2:33:23 PM
#48
Her not going to the training camp and therefore not being selected for the team isn't a "snub" lol.
Topicppl upset that a documentary about hitler reminds them of trump
BewmHedshot
06/08/24 2:29:58 PM
#54
Ricemills posted...
Lmao what a bunch of fool.
Basically they just admit that MAGA are neo Nazis.
Not all of Trump's supporters are Nazis (yet), but all the Nazis support Trump.
TopicHave you *Horny* tonight?
BewmHedshot
06/08/24 1:00:24 AM
#5
superben posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a1930267.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/869d17b3.jpg
TopicIdaho bar declares June as ''Heterosexual Awesomeness Month''
BewmHedshot
06/07/24 11:48:34 AM
#62
SauI_Goodman posted...
I don't even know when pride month is. I have nothing against it but I'm way too damn busy to care about it amongst a lot of other things. People got too much time on their hands.
It's... this month. That's why the snowflakes are all melting and causing rainbows to show up everywhere.
TopicRishi Sunak is so bad he screwed up one of the easiest political Ws imaginable
BewmHedshot
06/07/24 11:40:27 AM
#2
How does England keep ending up with utter buffoons running it?
TopicIdaho bar declares June as ''Heterosexual Awesomeness Month''
BewmHedshot
06/07/24 11:37:46 AM
#54
Any time you see "family man" "devoted father" "husband" etc. in a conservative's bio you can be assured they're a turbo misogynist.
TopicWhen a married star athlete is faithful.
BewmHedshot
06/07/24 11:25:15 AM
#5
How do you know LeBron is faithful? Just because he's not out fucking strippers like James Harden?
TopicLOL Dallas Mavericks
BewmHedshot
06/06/24 9:28:00 PM
#2
all I have to say is

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TopicThe guy who drove during court has been arrested again for
BewmHedshot
06/06/24 3:11:51 PM
#3
So did he have a suspended license or did he never have a license?
TopicTrump 'Aide' Steve Bannon's Bail Revoked, Must Report to Jail by July 1
BewmHedshot
06/06/24 1:28:31 PM
#1
https://www.cnbc.com/2024/06/06/steve-bannon-ordered-to-jail-bail-revoked.html

  • A federal judge ordered former Trump White House aide Steve Bannon to report to jail by July 1 to begin serving a four-month sentence for his contempt of Congress conviction.
  • The order by Judge Carl Nichols came three weeks after federal prosecutors urged him to lift a stay on Bannons sentence pending an appeal of his conviction.
  • He was found in contempt for refusing to comply with a subpoena from a House committee investigating the Jan. 6, 2021, U.S. Capitol riot by supporters of former President Donald Trump.
Hooray for minor consequences!
TopicJim Kramer on how to do stocks. Take 5-10 mil and manipulate. Totally legal
BewmHedshot
06/06/24 12:25:17 AM
#25
WingsOfGood posted...
"defeat research and emotion...these are thing you MUST do"
He's saying Research In Motion, ticker RIM ... now known as BlackBerry Limited.

If you didn't understand that it's kind of laughable that you posted this video.
TopicAlec Baldwin is making a reality series about him and his family
BewmHedshot
06/05/24 2:44:02 AM
#4
Isn't this the guy who shot a dude? Not sure I need a show about his life.
TopicThe House sanction's the International Court.
BewmHedshot
06/04/24 11:14:35 PM
#4
I'm sure the ICC is shaking in their laarzen
TopicElsa III
BewmHedshot
06/04/24 11:10:27 PM
#402
Samus Elsa wins page 8

Thompson posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e7771684.jpg
This doesn't feel like Elsa this is just a wolf enjoying a waterslide
TopicAnthony Kiedis from Red Hot Chili peppers also dates 20 year olds
BewmHedshot
06/04/24 11:07:08 PM
#18
LinkDaLunatic posted...
There are droves and droves of creeps and predators

TopicBoe Jiden
BewmHedshot
06/04/24 10:56:05 PM
#2
Loora Laumer
TopicAlex Jones crying after having to sell ranch to pay for legal bills
BewmHedshot
06/04/24 10:48:51 PM
#30
AceMos posted...
so when is he going to be forced to pay his victims
They voted to liquidate his assets back in February I believe. Just working through the process.
TopicIf Joe Biden was a Greek god he'd be Joe Poseidon
BewmHedshot
06/04/24 10:28:22 PM
#5
If he was actually a communist he'd be Joe Zedong.
TopicA friend gives you a $20 lotto scratch off, you win a million dollars
BewmHedshot
06/04/24 6:45:43 PM
#49
Nah
TopicI literally just now realized that in Office Space... *spoilers*
BewmHedshot
06/04/24 6:45:00 PM
#12
Office Space was peak Jennifer Aniston.
TopicRoaring Kitty not pumping and dumping explained very easily
BewmHedshot
06/04/24 6:30:09 PM
#6
https://www.amazon.com/Womens-Really-Melania-Cotton-Jacket/dp/B07T7GB11M
Topic'It's time we put a felon in the White House,' California sheriff says
BewmHedshot
06/04/24 6:09:17 PM
#20
Sheriffs should all get fired, they don't do a single positive thing for the country.
TopicWhy do I have to log in to nVidia's crappy app to update my drivers?
BewmHedshot
06/04/24 5:44:09 PM
#1
I mean at least it has drivers but like wtf nVidia?
TopicAlex Jones Says Infowars Could Be Shut Down Within Hours
BewmHedshot
06/03/24 9:36:54 PM
#14
And here I am without any bubbly to celebrate.
TopicDo you think Scientology is a cult?
BewmHedshot
06/03/24 9:18:20 PM
#61
Raikuro posted...
All religions are cults of varying popularity.
The difference between a cult and a religion is whether you'd tell your mom you're dating someone of that sect.
TopicX now allows horny
BewmHedshot
06/03/24 7:19:04 PM
#16
Smashingpmkns posted...
Pretty sure that's not how it works. If you scroll down on any tweet you can see all the replies. Anything with a significant amount of engagement has porn shit. Either straight up vids or a bunch of accounts saying dumb shit like "*person in video* is my boyfriend "
Yeah I don't scroll far enough into the replies of anything to get past the algorithm boosted replies.
TopicDa McChicken is now $2!!!
BewmHedshot
06/03/24 7:06:16 PM
#11
RetuenOfDevsman posted...
Oddly enough, 2!!! is just 2.

We'll really be in trouble when it's $3!!!
I do not think the price of a McChicken will ever have 1747 decimal digits.
TopicX now allows horny
BewmHedshot
06/03/24 7:02:10 PM
#11
Voidgolem posted...
It's less "allows" and more "please stop asking us to do anything about the spambots"
Didn't Elmo buy the site to defeat the bots?

Smashingpmkns posted...
Scroll down any popular post and there's at least a dozen porn posts at some point. This has how it's been since Elon has taken over.
The algorithm doesn't show me those, I must not have teh horny.
TopicWhy do we care about the Hunter Biden trial?
BewmHedshot
06/03/24 6:49:29 PM
#10
We don't, nobody else has ever been indicted for this crime absent another offense.
TopicTrump staff say their plan is to jail and execute those who don't support him.
BewmHedshot
06/03/24 6:42:16 PM
#25
Someone should send this clip to the FBI
TopicFamilies of Israeli hostages were informed Netanyahu won't take any deal
BewmHedshot
06/02/24 10:51:40 PM
#33
This dude is a blight on humanity and somehow Israel keeps electing him.
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