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BlackOmnimon posted...

Reminder that it doesn't mean anything, you can get in the sex offender registry for something as harmless as getting caught peeing behind a tree.

Yeah so the first people I found were in there for criminal sexual assault and child pornography, don't think this is as common as you'd prefer to believe.

Is that fake laughter? Those aren't funny jokes.

If I was dodging indictment servers and for whatever reason thought there was a deadline to be served, I don't think I would have a week early birthday party the night before my imaginary deadline.

What a fuckin moron.

This is just Trump admitting that he's going to be on drugs at the debate.

Mmm now I want a taco.

There's more than just light that moves at the speed of light. Gravitational waves also seem to.

He probably feels contempt for the House Judiciary committee, so this is just accurate.

NightRender posted...

Reminds me of when John McCain had to repeatedly tell his voters that not all Brown people are Muslim.

No wonder he lost, he should've been leading the birther movement if he wanted to be President.

chris1001_the_sequel posted...

So, is not doing what a judge gave you time off to do actually punishable, or is it just a major credibility hit?

At the very least, it wouldn't play favorably during sentencing.

The city has even rebranded itself for the occasion.

https://www.visitstockholm.com/welcome-to-swiftholm/

CARRRNE_ASADA posted...

Google isnt being much of a help here

The episode she's naked in is not released yet lol.

Also apparently she had trouble acting like a clueless virgin. Which tbh might be kinda tough.

Aight cool.

LeoRavus posted...

How does that even come up during an interview.

He wasn't even interviewing! He put it on the application! Like wtf? I'm all for honesty but not that much honesty.

Cemith posted...

Did we get any confirmation of what Trump did yesterday? Did he actually go to his kids graduation?

The graduation is tomorrow, that's why there's no trial until Monday.

I don't believe there's someone tinkering with reality behind the scenes to make certain outcomes occur who needs to be worshipped, no. The universe seems to follow its own rules pretty consistently.

Could this universe have a being that created it? Sure maybe, we don't know everything about reality yet.

I wonder if proceedings on Monday will be delayed after Trump skips Barron's graduation to go fundraising.

I would assume contempt of court would be on the table for that?

Flashback to when Hurricanes hit other states

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/08/texas-lawmakers-who-voted-against-relief-for-hurricane-sandy-now-ask-for-help-with-harvey/

Of course Congress and Biden should do the right thing and fund disaster aid for this.

myztikrice posted...

Of course 12 hours a day sucks at your no nothing job while you drive home in rush hour traffic in your beater car to eat your leftover dinner before sleeping on your inflatable mattress, but $50k a month is 'go home every day in your private helicopter/luxury car to your luxurious house/apartment with daily prepped and catered meals' level of money. You even still have your weekends, for God's sakes, at least make it difficult.

600k is nowhere near enough to be helicoptered to and from work, lmao. Taxis or Ubers or driving a BMW, sure.

I think it's funny people care so much about what athletes wear.

RetsuZaiZen posted...

Patently false. Absolutely and unequivocally incorrect

Feel free to present a counterexample

Somebody with a 5/10 body won't have a 10/10 face though.

There need to be even more stringent requirements but I'm not sure how to properly define them.

Does the end of August count as 'this summer' I would've considered it Fall.

darkace77450 posted...

https://www.alreporter.com/2024/05/15/sen-tuberville-attorney-general-marshall-help-trump-circumvent-gag-order-in-new-york/

I'd swear this was satire if I was convinced Tuberville knew what satire was.

I was shocked when Jon Stewart wanted to return to the Daily Show because all you have to do is play clips of Republicans talking these days and normal people burst out laughing.

__aCEr__ posted...

For a group of people that's largely made up of lawyers, state politicians rarely seem to know that a lot of laws they draw up are unconstitutional.

They know it, they just don't care.

Does Andrew Tate have children himself, or is he a self-hating gay?

Lots of PS4s belong to their second owners now that the original owner has a PS5.

UnholyMudcrab posted...

The brunette (who is openly bisexual herself) made a series of comments to the effect of "gay men aren't real men, but lesbians are cool"

Russians have a lot of issues with male homosexuality, which their government encourages because Putin is running out of soldiers.

Scotty_Rogers posted...

Last I remember was the doctor telling me "you're doing fine you're doing it fine" and then bam I was knocked out. I don't even remember dreaming

Damn is it always like this? I think I recall having it before

That's how it worked for me.

When I woke up my first memory is I asked my mom when they were going to start, lol.

vycebrand2 posted...

It's too heavy, I believe. Usually you want a sports car to be light. It's not a bad idea really as a car. The outside would take forever to rust.

It's actually not that heavy, only weighs 2700 pounds or so, which is less than just about any sports car out there today besides the MX-5. The problem is it's got a crappy French V6 that makes like 130 horsepower.

The Lording of the Rings; Sauron flies over to Gondor and shows off all the rings and Men submit to him immediately.

HylianFox posted...

But yeah, realistically there's no way these debates are gonna happen.

Trump will likely make some dumbass excuse (likely pertaining to his gag order, which he seems to be using as his main excuse not to answer any questions lately)

His (current) trial will be over by then, gag orders generally expire at the conclusion of the trial to which they pertain. Afterwards it's just normal threatening and violent language crimes, not contempt of court.

BombermanGold posted...

I live in Texas, so Abbot's wheeled ass is still screaming about it on the regular.

Also, trying to screech about MS-13 wasn't giving them the desired results, so they just stopped talking about it, as per the norm.

I suppose it might play a bit better in a border state. Also I'm sure Abbott is scared shitless of actually losing his election in 2026 and being held accountable for the crimes he's definitely committed in office.

wackyteen posted...

And I got a bridge in Manhattan to sell you

You think the jury's going to deliberate for 2+ weeks over the most obvious case in the history of cases?

ZMythos posted...

Biden should do nothing but list every single felony Trump is being charged with.

Trump might already be convicted by the time the first debate happens.

The "Invasion" at the border sure seems to have died down now that Trump is actually on trial for felonies. Not sure why those would be correlated things, though hmm.

Kaldrenthebold posted...

This is a parody topic, I saw the same stuff on Reddit.

At least, I hope it's a parody

Or it belongs on r/selfawarewolves

Oh lol it's literally the top post on there right now.

"Being a convicted criminal is a win for my Republican colleague and owner Donald Trump" - Mittens 'But I'm one of the good ones!' Romney

ThaGuyFromGTA3 posted...

isn't quartz much more accurate? fun fact a 10 buck walmart quartz watch is more accurate than a rolex

Obviously. The enjoyment of owning a mechanical watch comes from the craftsmanship. And probably a bit from the exclusivity.

ironman2009 posted...

If I ever have to move again I'm just hiring movers. Too old for that shit.

Same. I'm also radically downsizing the amount of crap in my life.

Most of the Metroid sequels, Samus is supposedly 30 in the original.

s0nicfan posted...

So they do they recommend taking out a second mortgage to buy that, or are they running specials on kidneys right now?

At least if you can't afford your first mortgage after buying it, you can live in the box it comes in for a while.

KnightofShikari posted...

you don't like cotton dyed to look like chainmail?
also the story was pretty bland and they kept trying to copy moments from the original trilogy but way worse and nonsensical
i think they still don't have the rights to the silmarillion

Which is fine, 90% of the Silmarillion isn't 2nd age stories anyway. The fall of Numenor/Akallabeth is like 30 pages out of 350 and is literally "Sauron's army gets its ass kicked, Sauron surrenders, King Dumbfuck the 32nd of Numenor drags Sauron back to his castle in chains, then two weeks later Sauron is somehow an advisor to King Dumbfuck and twists the whole country over to Morgoth worship, because of course Men are idiots, then the Valar destroy the world again."

It seems like they learned their lesson from the whole mystery box nonsense in season 1 and won't be doing that again, but it's real weird to finish S1 with the forging of the rings and Sauron's reveal and then start S2 with Annatar.

Yes, but only because all the alternatives are worse.

I mean I don't need her to be "very intelligent" but I couldn't do with someone who "isn't very intelligent" so please clarify TC

ScazarMeltex posted...

https://twitter.com/Kahlissee/status/1789973584741355895

This is vile.

I don't give a fuck. Ranch is tasty af, but sometimes I want some variety.