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TopicI ****ed a girl for the first time yesterday, she didn't seem to like or want it
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 2:56:08 PM
#15
Golden Road posted...
These kinds of jokes are usually bad. The punchline is essentially "ha ha, you thought I was a rapist!" The "ha ha, you thought I was homophobic!" version seems to be the most common variant, but any of these sorts of jokes that rely on the whole "I made it seem like I was a terrible person, but I'm not!" setup are pretty bad.

The rape part wasn't actually intentional, I threw the second half of the topic title on quickly without thinking about the implications, to enhance the self deprecating nature of the topic. It was just supposed to be an "ayyy you thought I lost my virginity but nope I'm still a loser" thing.

Now things are just really awkward and I've lost another account. Oh well.
TopicI ****ed a girl for the first time yesterday, she didn't seem to like or want it
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 2:09:03 PM
#5
SmokeMassTree posted...
That's not in good taste my guy

Please laugh.
TopicI ****ed a girl for the first time yesterday, she didn't seem to like or want it
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 2:07:24 PM
#3
SmokeMassTree posted...
Did you just admit to rape

It's a joke about how kiss and fuck both have four letters but I'm expecting to get banned anyway because mods have been hard on my ass for the past month or so.
TopicI ****ed a girl for the first time yesterday, she didn't seem to like or want it
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 2:02:01 PM
#1
Kissed her right on the mouth. Now she won't talk to me.

Live and learn I guess.
TopicMy mom just cancelled my soft drink subscription this week cause I am
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 1:59:29 PM
#10
This site is definitely dying.

Facebook might be dying (I'd have to look at the numbers) but it will be around for quite a while yet.

Pretty sure Twitter is still growing.
TopicMy mom just cancelled my soft drink subscription this week cause I am
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 1:29:38 PM
#2
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TopicHow Many different people have you had sex with?
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 1:28:52 PM
#39
Jen0125 posted...
Blue_Thunder posted...
If you can't keep track, that means you're a sloot.

Just sayin'.


or you're apathetic to the number

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TopicWhat happened to our overwatch topic?
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 1:04:47 PM
#116


Long rumoured Mei origin short.

What looks like a new Mei skin in it.
TopicI have issues making friends.
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 12:49:04 PM
#20
Blue_Thunder posted...
I totally recommend meeting other awkward people. You're less likely to compare yourself to the other person and you'll be less nervous. At the very least you two will have your awkwardness in common.

Honestly as an awkward person interacting with other awkward people is fucking awful. A social person encourages me to open up more. With an awkward person I need to carry the conversation on my spineless back.
TopicNew to this board
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 12:14:55 PM
#2
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TopicFriendly reminder Jeb Bush worked at a Taco Bell line to get votes
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 11:38:38 AM
#15
Jeb seems like a ridiculously nice person who I don't think I'd ever want to be President.
TopicHas 'I don't want to be in a relationship right now' ever been anything other
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 11:37:12 AM
#33
Lightning Bolt posted...
*exploding continues*

You're really nucular aren't you.
Topic22 y/o Kid who did 3 YEARS for CHILD RAPE is FREE cause his BEST FRIEND did it!
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 11:36:02 AM
#10
Jen0125 posted...
Damn is that his girlfriend from the 2012 photos in the release photos? That's some real stand by your man shit especially for a teenager.

I wonder what her parents thought of it.

If Ernie was locked away for being a paedophile would you stand by him?
TopicI am sad I missed out on how messed up Bill Clinton's sex life was/is
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 11:34:54 AM
#27
Jen0125 posted...
green dragon posted...
RedPixel posted...
Also, I disagree about the Obama part. Seems like Michelle was always chewing his ass out for something in every single picture.

Th at happens in normal marriages all the time


Uh I disagree she always seemed to be chewing him out in every photo. I'm not sure what photos redpixel was looking at but they were/are very affectionate.

Even if you just Google image search "Michelle and Barack Obama" the majority of their photos look very affectionate.

She just has resting bitch face.
TopicHas 'I don't want to be in a relationship right now' ever been anything other
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 11:25:13 AM
#31
I don't want a relationship but I'd really like some puss.
TopicAre there any real people who do actual evil laughs unironically
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 11:24:19 AM
#1
Like a really good evil laugh while committing evil acts not just a normal laugh while doing something evil.
TopicMy mom is live streaming the anti trump rally in PHX
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 11:17:43 AM
#22
rally bear yay
TopicArv seen a brony today didn't know they still existed
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 11:14:11 AM
#5
TyVulpine posted...
After some research, it seems the show is in it's 7th season, with an 8th in the works....

Also has a theatrical film in the works and four previously released spinoff films.
Topic22 y/o Kid who did 3 YEARS for CHILD RAPE is FREE cause his BEST FRIEND did it!
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 11:11:51 AM
#7
lock em both up to be safe hurdur
TopicI have issues making friends.
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 10:05:03 AM
#12
RCtheWSBC posted...

http://www.christmaslibrary.ca/cb/doctor.gif

Life makes so much more sense when viewed through this lens.
TopicI have issues making friends.
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 9:16:43 AM
#7
What the fuck have I been paying her for if she's not
TopicHow Many different people have you had sex with?
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 9:10:05 AM
#28
Depends if Jen and RC are the same person or not.
TopicArv seen a brony today didn't know they still existed
Bligh_with_no_T
08/23/17 8:52:34 AM
#2
That was Dave
TopicToday, I figured out what my problem is.
Bligh_with_no_T
08/22/17 5:01:12 PM
#6
Judgmenl posted...
My life has no meaning.

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TopicWhat happened to our overwatch topic?
Bligh_with_no_T
08/22/17 4:59:27 PM
#113
That's all true, I was more talking about the appeal and role in a team comp. I don't think current Doomfist is as bad as Roadhog was at his worst. Doomfist also has a long and loud charge up.
TopicWhat happened to our overwatch topic?
Bligh_with_no_T
08/22/17 3:57:28 PM
#111
I assume what it does is compares your stats with the stats of people at high SR.

But it's often better to hunt down Mercy's bitch ass then shoot the tank on the objective.
TopicSo Erik_P is really gone, huh.
Bligh_with_no_T
08/22/17 3:44:02 PM
#6
He's still here so long as no one shuts up about him.

At least one of the people talking about him is definitely his alt too.
TopicWhat happened to our overwatch topic?
Bligh_with_no_T
08/22/17 3:24:21 PM
#108
Yeah

It's basically Roadhog all over again
TopicWhat happened to our overwatch topic?
Bligh_with_no_T
08/22/17 3:12:57 PM
#106
Apparently Doomfist has had a decent presence in the meta despite being new, as an alternative to Genji.
TopicWhat happened to our overwatch topic?
Bligh_with_no_T
08/22/17 3:03:40 PM
#105
TopicWhy is it OK for Cap america to use Steroids but not Bane?
Bligh_with_no_T
08/22/17 2:50:32 PM
#8
ParanoidObsessive posted...
Marvel actually had a couple storylines exploring that question in the early 90s.


Is that when he got the SSS removed from his body but it regrew and that makes it okay somehow.
TopicI'm closing my account
Bligh_with_no_T
08/21/17 4:25:22 PM
#293
Lokarin posted...
Y'know what this means?

...

Nazis actually did at least one good thing.

Two good things.

1. Got rid of Erik P
2. Killed Hitler
Topici watched the eclipse without any "special" glasses
Bligh_with_no_T
08/21/17 4:12:44 PM
#7
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was this you
TopicWhat happened to our overwatch topic?
Bligh_with_no_T
08/21/17 3:13:37 PM
#94
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TopicWhat happened to our overwatch topic?
Bligh_with_no_T
08/21/17 3:11:37 PM
#93


So are we getting an actual cinematic to or just this?

Scarecrow and Shark skins now canon.

I know it's a minor thing but I don't like how they can't decide whether Roadhog should be silent or not. In this and the comic he never talks. But in game he chats just as much as the other characters, including with Junkrat.
TopicIn my area the eclipse will happen from 9AM until about noon.
Bligh_with_no_T
08/21/17 10:34:09 AM
#2
I have no hands so I never need to worry about my gloves fitting
TopicMLP Social v.2440: "Tonight on an all new Dash Academy..."
Bligh_with_no_T
08/15/17 11:35:49 PM
#495
MegamanXfan21xx posted...
C_Pain posted...
7 years of these topics enough for you already? jfc celite

The show's still going on. Chances are after it ends, we'll say our goodbyes and go our separate ways.

Extremely unlikely given how little the topics and show are related.
TopicI wanna get this tattoo'd on my ribs/chest
Bligh_with_no_T
08/15/17 7:36:17 PM
#2
Sounds like you just planned it brother
TopicHow do I lose 30lbs
Bligh_with_no_T
08/15/17 6:58:06 PM
#15
Saw off a leg.
TopicFat COW who tore down confederate statue in NC will face felony charges
Bligh_with_no_T
08/15/17 6:57:30 PM
#8
Somebody could swallow a fifty foot statue of Gandhi whole and I probably wouldn't care.
TopicMLP Social v.2440: "Tonight on an all new Dash Academy..."
Bligh_with_no_T
08/15/17 6:50:44 PM
#474
Pancake posted...
bzU1zx8

i've been watching this anime lately called tomodachi wa mahou it's nice

Does it have an English name I might recognize
TopicI will never settle for a girl who A. has any tattoos or B. is overtly religious
Bligh_with_no_T
08/15/17 6:49:10 PM
#18
I thought I'd be like this until a drug addicted nipple pierced whale offered me sex and I jumped on that like a starving dog.
Topicoh lort now people are vandalizing the lincoln monument in DC
Bligh_with_no_T
08/15/17 6:47:54 PM
#21
This is probably Saddam Hussein again.
TopicIt was about state rights
Bligh_with_no_T
08/15/17 2:33:11 PM
#4
It was about Aryan rights
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TopicPeople seem to forget that the North was full of white supremacists too.
Bligh_with_no_T
08/15/17 12:34:50 PM
#19
Breeding should be partially government controlled and partially determined by lots so as to promote the most diversity and genetic mutation.
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Topicthe police came to my house on sunday and monday >_>
Bligh_with_no_T
08/15/17 12:30:27 PM
#5
Feed me Jen-okaasan
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TopicWhat's with all the nazis
Bligh_with_no_T
08/15/17 12:14:36 PM
#67
So can someone explain the problem with just calling everyone I don't like nazis.
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TopicWho do you think is the fattest PotDer?
Bligh_with_no_T
08/15/17 11:36:31 AM
#9
If we assume Jen and RC are one person and then combine their weights they might be the fattest.
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TopicThe Nazis were not white supremacists.
Bligh_with_no_T
08/15/17 11:33:28 AM
#12
Jen0125 posted...
you realize bligh is trolling you, right?

I'm not though. I've not studied nazi philosophy but I've only heard good things about their relationship with the Japanese. They had far more issues with slavic peoples.
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TopicThe Nazis were not white supremacists.
Bligh_with_no_T
08/15/17 11:18:25 AM
#7
Yeah the whole Aryan thing was based on a false historical hypothesis and not actual genetics or skin colour. I believe Nazism had no issues with the Japanese.
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