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TopicWhat do we know about SunWuKung420?
Blorfenburger
06/20/18 1:41:50 AM
#84
J_Dawg983 posted...
He also doesnt like Taco Bell which also irritates people.

Weeeeeeelllllll
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Topicwhite people do the darndest things
Blorfenburger
06/20/18 1:39:08 AM
#42
My one friend is just crazy but since he hates spicy food and loves being right and knowing things he's looked up stuff on spice. I think he said the burn is pain and the pain is from something something damaging your mouth. I looked him in the eyes while a taco with salsa and said "thats very good to know." Tasted good by the way
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TopicD&D - Enemies on flying horses over a chasm when you have Lightning Lure...
Blorfenburger
06/19/18 8:22:39 PM
#2
Um. My dwarf ninja was once in a crashing airship, when it landed he had to get out of the way of an incoming train and got onto that train
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TopicCrisis actors
Blorfenburger
06/19/18 6:16:39 PM
#8
Mead posted...
I cant believe theyre separating actor children from their actor parents

They were only doing their assigned roles

Yes very true
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TopicCrisis actors
Blorfenburger
06/19/18 5:50:38 PM
#5
The government is shooting us from the clouds. The clouds are serving a sinister purpose
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TopicThere are only two kinds of people in this world...
Blorfenburger
06/19/18 5:46:41 PM
#2
YEAH. I hate those guys
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TopicCrisis actors
Blorfenburger
06/19/18 5:43:09 PM
#4
Oh man one time there was a shooting in my town (not in a school surprisingly), and I could have sworn I saw a "VICTUM" talk on the news
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TopicWhy is the president kidnapping children?
Blorfenburger
06/19/18 5:39:52 PM
#10
Zikten posted...
yea people are pissed the hell off about this. Trump is doubling down, and refusing to change the law. even other republicans are yelling at him. if he stays firm on this, I think he's gonna lose the reelection

I doubt it. He can do whatever he wants. He can show up to my house and shoot me and I'll be the one vilified. This is the country we're in. Might as well take it for another 6 years or so
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TopicI guess I'm good with the consoles I own...
Blorfenburger
06/19/18 5:37:30 PM
#19
Im also fortunate enough to have the current consoles
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TopicWhy is the president kidnapping children?
Blorfenburger
06/19/18 5:33:36 PM
#7
Yeah I havent seen national news in a while. It's funny because I live in arizona and the border is 20 minutes away.
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TopicU.S. announces its withdrawal from U.N.'s human rights council.
Blorfenburger
06/19/18 5:31:50 PM
#3
I have no idea what any of this means but if the Orange man did it then it must be good
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TopicWhy is the president kidnapping children?
Blorfenburger
06/19/18 5:29:16 PM
#5
What's he doing now
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TopicCrisis actors
Blorfenburger
06/19/18 5:27:46 PM
#1
Are they there
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TopicSo weird to be talking about games
Blorfenburger
06/19/18 5:13:14 PM
#37
I have no idea what anyone is talking about so Im just gonna say how my friends and I talk about games sometimes.
One time I was cooping portal 2 with a friend and we go to some part with death water and we had tk carry a ball over light bridges. I had the ball and I saw him acting real suspicious. I knew what he was going to do. I said that if he strikes me down I will become more powerful than he cou-- I mean I would have finished but I fell in the water when he made his portal disappear and I started hitting him.
Recently it was me and 2 others. Ill call them Billy and Bimmy. Bimmy doesnt like smash but since it's relevant we talked about it specifically the changes in how some characters look. Now Samus' boobs are only normal big instead of massive and how it makes the willies of incels sad. Bimmy also doesnt like when I talk about weird incel weeb stuff. I like to send him gamefaq screenshots or read posts out loud. Hehehehehe. Meanwhile Billy who's a big nintendo fan gets annoyed and says the crazy people are dumb because of this or that.
Hmmmm. Another friend likes to talk about lore and hidden meanings and shit because he always watches those god damn 10 THINGS YOU MISSED IN ANAL WARS 2. The worst of all is game theory. Guess I gotta kill my friend now
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TopicSo weird to be talking about games
Blorfenburger
06/19/18 2:34:10 AM
#17
Wha's happenin
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Topicmy local best buy has yakuza kiwami (steelbook) for $10, ok?
Blorfenburger
06/18/18 2:18:17 PM
#7
Dont worry baby cakes I still love ya baby
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TopicTrolling libt*rds on tiwtter epic style
Blorfenburger
06/18/18 1:45:14 PM
#5
What the hell is happening
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Topicmy local best buy has yakuza kiwami (steelbook) for $10, ok?
Blorfenburger
06/18/18 1:43:08 PM
#2
Yeah alright, ok
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TopicAmericans of PotD: If Trump goes for re-election in 2020, will you vote for him?
Blorfenburger
06/15/18 11:53:45 AM
#70
Maybe. Unless there's some clearly better choice. I feel like trump can do literally anything and those that support him will use his strange actions as a point towards him. He'll never get impeached, he'll finish his first round and go into round 2.
Also I might not vote. Which would suck because I looked forward to voting when I turned 18.

All hail our Orange, Cheeto Lord. A malevolent god
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TopicWhat is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Blorfenburger
06/15/18 11:49:08 AM
#62
Vanilla or cookies and cream
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TopicThat episode in Breaking Bad with the train was amazing
Blorfenburger
06/15/18 11:34:53 AM
#8
I loved the fly episode. Train is also amazing
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TopicHow many frames per second are there in real life?
Blorfenburger
06/15/18 11:33:37 AM
#24
I'd say it's at least 7
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TopicMuting on Xbox
Blorfenburger
06/15/18 2:57:44 AM
#2
What, they can? I like to describe my nightmares out loud when I play online
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TopicOral sex: Do you prefer to give or receive?
Blorfenburger
06/15/18 2:55:44 AM
#28
I sure would like to give.
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TopicKansas now has a NEW ACCENT called the LIBERAL ACCENT!!!
Blorfenburger
06/15/18 2:54:26 AM
#3
That's funny. I wish I could sound more acceptable, more white
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Topic*crowd cheers* I want you...to want...
Blorfenburger
06/11/18 2:50:07 PM
#9
She's so heaaavvaaayyyy
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TopicHalo Infinite, dawg.
Blorfenburger
06/11/18 2:49:39 PM
#20
Zangulus posted...
People play Halo for the story?

Hell yeah. Most of them are fun too
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TopicThe return of the lewd (and occasionally other stuff)
blorfenburger
06/10/18 1:24:06 PM
#55
Are there sny big butts
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Topichow many times have you been in love with someone (not a family member)
blorfenburger
06/10/18 1:15:08 PM
#4
Loved someone but not in that way I guess. Been friends for 8 years now though.
Only really loved someone once. Another. I dont know what to do now
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TopicHereditary was hot garbo (Marked spoilers)
blorfenburger
06/10/18 10:04:39 AM
#4
Thats nice
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TopicVoulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
blorfenburger
06/10/18 1:18:13 AM
#4
No one can hide from my baguette
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TopicI just fucking cropdusted Meijer... bad
blorfenburger
06/10/18 12:21:43 AM
#14
Oh man thats awesome. I wish I could have seen tje carnage.
Anyone else craving cheese cake?
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TopicTom Jones 29 y/o Son is now HOMELESS and BEGGING on the STREETS in NEW JERSEY!!!
blorfenburger
06/10/18 12:20:33 AM
#16
Are you SERIOUS? You're STILL using daily MAIL? My ass HURTS
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TopicDo you prefer teens or milfs?
blorfenburger
06/10/18 12:19:26 AM
#52
I like women of legal age
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TopicHelp.
blorfenburger
06/09/18 5:28:04 PM
#14
How old are you now, 64?
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TopicHelp.
blorfenburger
06/09/18 12:18:16 PM
#12
What did ya kill?
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TopicFrankie Valli's voice is ear poison.
blorfenburger
06/09/18 12:11:57 PM
#4
myghostisdead posted...
He should have sang "Help".

You're tellin me
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TopicHelp.
blorfenburger
06/09/18 12:08:36 PM
#10
Heard a rumor his woman ran off with another guy
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TopicHelp.
blorfenburger
06/09/18 12:03:34 PM
#8
You're all little bastards
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TopicHelp.
blorfenburger
06/09/18 11:13:46 AM
#3
You son of a bitch
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TopicDisney's New Show called Motherland is about WOMEN IN POWER and Men are WEAK!!!
blorfenburger
06/09/18 3:22:36 AM
#11
That sucks. It was my favorite show
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TopicDisney's New Show called Motherland is about WOMEN IN POWER and Men are WEAK!!!
blorfenburger
06/09/18 2:56:09 AM
#3
Shit. I mean. Uh. I am afraid of women and also hate them.
Also the show will probably jusy be plain bad
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TopicDisney's New Show called Motherland is about WOMEN IN POWER and Men are WEAK!!!
blorfenburger
06/09/18 2:54:07 AM
#2
Does it have hidden anal?
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TopicHelp.
blorfenburger
06/09/18 2:47:51 AM
#1
I need somebody. And not just anybody
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Topic"I love you. Goodnight."
blorfenburger
06/09/18 2:12:44 AM
#7
Eyyyy
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Topic"I love you. Goodnight."
blorfenburger
06/09/18 2:02:09 AM
#5
MICHALECOLE posted...
Nothing is real, everything is bullshit. Just enjoy the moments when youre both coming together.

Heyyyy. That's not the Beatles
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TopicI shoulda bought my latest snus order later than i did
blorfenburger
06/09/18 2:01:16 AM
#14
Anal?
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TopicWhy can't I call people "son" on GameFAQs anymore?
blorfenburger
06/09/18 2:00:34 AM
#28
Wait what? Is that against the rules? Cause I've been sayin son for little while now, son. Although I have non meanie reasons
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Topic"I love you. Goodnight."
blorfenburger
06/09/18 1:59:14 AM
#3
You too? Heyyyy. You'll live. Somehow. Maybe I will
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TopicI'm liking Mass Effect Andromeda more than 2 and 3
blorfenburger
06/09/18 1:58:19 AM
#12
MICHALECOLE posted...
blorfenburger posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Andromeda was like my second or third most hyped game ever

Oh the disappointment..

You didnt ready yourself. I did but I was not prepared

I do not know what this means

Send help
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