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TopicI'm liking Mass Effect Andromeda more than 2 and 3
blorfenburger
06/09/18 1:15:54 AM
#7
MICHALECOLE posted...
Andromeda was like my second or third most hyped game ever

Oh the disappointment..

You didnt ready yourself. I did but I was not prepared
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TopicI shoulda bought my latest snus order later than i did
blorfenburger
06/09/18 1:04:02 AM
#11
Huh. Thought that said anus
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TopicThis 27 y/o CAN'T get a JOB ever since an 18 y/o Girl accused him of RAPE!!!
blorfenburger
06/09/18 1:02:59 AM
#4
Aint gonna read the article I just really hope people say weird things. At least these ass topics are good for somethin
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TopicDoes anyone else remember 80s cartoons
blorfenburger
06/09/18 1:01:39 AM
#26
I wasnt born yet so there werent new. New to me though
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TopicI'm liking Mass Effect Andromeda more than 2 and 3
blorfenburger
06/09/18 1:00:59 AM
#5
I envy you
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TopicHow's your Friday going, PotD?
blorfenburger
06/09/18 12:59:10 AM
#18
Um. Someone I know has a minor. Bladder infection. A girl broke my heart, and I pre-ordered smash.
Oh and this fucking Giant Enemy Crab in parasite eve keeps killing me
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TopicThe Booty of "The Goddess" Alexa Bliss
blorfenburger
06/09/18 12:55:51 AM
#19
MICHALECOLE posted...
Way too fat

Oh man, weak
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Topic19 y/o DACA Kid is MURDERED just 3 WEEKS after he was DEPORTED back to Mexico!!!
blorfenburger
06/09/18 12:49:29 AM
#23
Im wondering if there's a nice way to say "kill the evil mexicans." Genuinely curious
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TopicIt's 2018. We eat ass now.
blorfenburger
06/07/18 8:20:09 PM
#2
Yes
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TopicRussia Russia Russia, United States, Trump
blorfenburger
06/07/18 8:20:00 PM
#7
Greatness
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TopicHow many car accidents have you been in in your driving career?
blorfenburger
06/07/18 8:18:34 PM
#29
I still dont have my license bit ive been in 2 crashes of varying degree and 2 near misses
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Topicdoes anyone remember when hot topic was a goth/punk store?
blorfenburger
06/07/18 8:15:54 PM
#22
Im not sure, Ive never really liked that store
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TopicSolo Sucks.
blorfenburger
06/06/18 1:19:50 PM
#8
There's a drink? Also the movie was okay. At least it wasnt crammed with I Clapped When I Saw It
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TopicPlace to download good table rpg maps?
blorfenburger
06/05/18 11:29:24 PM
#2
Oh and there are map makers but this one free one I found confused me and most programs cost money
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TopicPlace to download good table rpg maps?
blorfenburger
06/05/18 11:28:34 PM
#1
I went on Pinterest but I dont know how it works I giess and the pictures are pixely when I zoom in. I think I tried imgur but I dont remember doing much that was also a bust.
Or they cost a bit of money. Aren't there any kind hearted souls that are willing to give away homemade scifi themed rpg maps for cheapskates?
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TopicI want to have a gf, but im too fat.
blorfenburger
06/04/18 2:53:51 PM
#7
Got income? Try the gym. Its what i started but not nearly enough.
No more soda
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TopicI want to have a gf, but im too fat.
blorfenburger
06/04/18 2:50:17 PM
#2
Um. How bad? If you can, run boy
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Topic18 y/o Black Kid with NO RECORD gets 5 YEARS in PRISON for Stealing NIKE SHOES!
blorfenburger
06/04/18 2:49:02 PM
#19
I have this guy tagged as CLICKBAIT sometimes CAPS
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TopicWhy do Democrats ALWAYS Lose the WHITE Vote????
blorfenburger
06/04/18 2:47:15 PM
#51
Thinkin of that one Pink Guy song that got taken off the online stores
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TopicYou just found out your best friend is racist. Do you stay friends?
blorfenburger
06/04/18 2:46:03 PM
#45
What if we're both racist? Id put some examples but I assume ill get modded even if I have a half decent excuse.
Racist things are racist in any context. I bet
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TopicHow come adults are "allowed" to swear, but not kids?
blorfenburger
06/04/18 1:39:52 PM
#2
Somethin about innocence and letting the word have power
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TopicDo you enjoy bloodshed in video games?
blorfenburger
06/02/18 2:54:41 PM
#28
I mean it depends on the game and how it specifically wants to handle it
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TopicDo you believe in demons?
blorfenburger
06/02/18 2:52:59 PM
#15
Alex Jones?
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TopicHave you ever met a famous person?
blorfenburger
05/31/18 2:02:39 AM
#41
Huh. Weird Als "Lame claim to Fame" came on
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TopicHave you ever met a famous person?
blorfenburger
05/31/18 1:59:29 AM
#40
Doubt it
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TopicWhy do guys look like there stoned when they aren't
blorfenburger
05/29/18 2:47:40 AM
#15
Wuh
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TopicMy name is Boba Fett
blorfenburger
05/29/18 2:46:07 AM
#15
Daammnn mc chris boyyyy
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TopicHello, I am looking for a friend of mine
blorfenburger
05/27/18 2:52:58 AM
#11
LinkPizza posted...
blorfenburger posted...
Ogurisama posted...
blorfenburger posted...
Hmmmm. That does remind me of a girl I know

Amanda Hugginkiss

That sure would be nice

You might be able to find one if you standards weren't too high...

Huge ass isn't too hard to come by. The area I live in doesn't have many caucasian
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TopicHello, I am looking for a friend of mine
blorfenburger
05/26/18 9:11:25 PM
#5
Ogurisama posted...
blorfenburger posted...
Hmmmm. That does remind me of a girl I know

Amanda Hugginkiss

That sure would be nice
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TopicHello, I am looking for a friend of mine
blorfenburger
05/26/18 8:56:57 PM
#2
Hmmmm. That does remind me of a girl I know
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TopicIs it your own fault if you're short?
blorfenburger
05/26/18 6:51:26 PM
#13
Nope.
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TopicAt what age did you start playing video games?
blorfenburger
05/26/18 6:50:30 PM
#7
Like one of those shitty kids GAMERZ shirts. Probably some sick lookin deformed fetus in the womb holding a controller. Probably got some hip cool #G4M3R lingo. Birth is LEVELING UP. Toddler is the NEXT LEVEL.

Yeah I dont know
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TopicHeeyyyyy who saw Solo? (spoilers up in here)
blorfenburger
05/26/18 4:02:43 PM
#13
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
alden does a decent job but it would have been cool if they cgid fords face on him like they did for a young leia in rogue one

Yeah but he's a main character. Tarkin only had maybe 7 minutes of screen time max
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TopicWhat other gamefaqs boards do you visit, if any?
blorfenburger
05/26/18 12:25:30 PM
#12
Nintendo switch, ps4, x1. The popular topics to see what crazy shit trollers are spewing
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TopicI ate half of a cheese cake last night
blorfenburger
05/26/18 12:00:52 PM
#2
Niiiiiiice. I could go for some cheesecake
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TopicHeeyyyyy who saw Solo? (spoilers up in here)
blorfenburger
05/26/18 12:00:00 PM
#7
yutterh posted...
blorfenburger posted...
GunslingerGunsl posted...
I enjoyed the movie I don't know why people are hating. *shrug*

I can understand most complaints I've heard. Except one weird one I heard. Lando is retroactively now a pansexual transgender transvestite transmission EVIL sjw. I have no idea what that was all about but Im sure it was just a few people trying to start hate for fun.

I dont know how to work the spoiler blocks cause they mess up on me so SPOILER

SPOILERS

SPOYLARZ

Maul surprised me. If anything I thought they'd shoehorn in Vader. I remember when the hologram came up and it just showed a leg and a chair. Then it panned around and you could mechanical legs. After I heard another line I softly said oh my god.


The creators or director or someone came put and said lando was pansexual. Meaning he will fuck anyone. Doesn't necessarily mean he is gonna go out and look for a tranny or a gay dude. Just means if the opportunity arises, he isn't gonna back down from love making. Also could just mean he sleep with aliens *shrugs*

If you got a source then I'll believe it. I sort of believe you right now.
I mainly had a problem with other people pretending it's a problem. As long as Lando doesnt suddenly say Hey look at me Im Lando and I sure do love banging 5 armed giraffes with wings. And monkeys. He doesn't say or do anything like that in the movie
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Topicim the only one in the theater so far to watch solo
blorfenburger
05/26/18 11:41:15 AM
#13
This is true and getting into spoilers
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Topicim the only one in the theater so far to watch solo
blorfenburger
05/26/18 11:32:12 AM
#10
You should probably say spoilers. Or make a new topic marked spoilers
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Topicim the only one in the theater so far to watch solo
blorfenburger
05/26/18 11:30:31 AM
#8
Damn. Hey if no one elss comes in you could stay on your phone so that's cool.
I'll say I like the logo in this one
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Topicim the only one in the theater so far to watch solo
blorfenburger
05/26/18 11:28:07 AM
#6
My Theater was only half full
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TopicHeeyyyyy who saw Solo? (spoilers up in here)
blorfenburger
05/26/18 11:24:27 AM
#5
GunslingerGunsl posted...
I enjoyed the movie I don't know why people are hating. *shrug*

I can understand most complaints I've heard. Except one weird one I heard. Lando is retroactively now a pansexual transgender transvestite transmission EVIL sjw. I have no idea what that was all about but Im sure it was just a few people trying to start hate for fun.

I dont know how to work the spoiler blocks cause they mess up on me so SPOILER

SPOILERS

SPOYLARZ

Maul surprised me. If anything I thought they'd shoehorn in Vader. I remember when the hologram came up and it just showed a leg and a chair. Then it panned around and you could mechanical legs. After I heard another line I softly said oh my god.
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TopicHeeyyyyy who saw Solo? (spoilers up in here)
blorfenburger
05/26/18 2:56:35 AM
#1
Maybe it was my liw expectations but it was alright
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TopicWhen's the last time you were modded?
blorfenburger
05/26/18 2:54:51 AM
#52
VixYW posted...
blorfenburger posted...
Um. Yesterday. I made a pretty terrible topic on the xbox board mocking the people that are fiendishly hating the new battlefield because there's a woman in the game. The point that confuses me the most is they call her a transgender???? Woman = sjw, transgender. I guess. Im not even gonna buy the game but these people are insane

Really? The ones I saw complaining about this said it was because of history accuracy.

It was mostly on youtube comments. I just kinda assume that those types also splatter their juices onto here so yeah. And there were a few topics here and there "pointing out" the sjw.
And who plays a game for accuracy? Asscreed, any old or new DutyCall. Um. Battlefield. Whenever you hear "oohh ahh accuracy" it's pretty much PR talk. It'd be more accurate to say grounded. Or something. Im talkin out my ass now
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TopicI am Elite now
blorfenburger
05/26/18 2:42:34 AM
#12
Wort wort wort?
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Topicokay this guy i work with takes money out of his cash drawer...
blorfenburger
05/26/18 2:41:26 AM
#11
Yeah I dunno. I had 200 dollars in 2s at most once. There were weird looks
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TopicThose poll results. MY. ASS.
blorfenburger
05/26/18 2:39:59 AM
#16
I aint gonna go after someone over a game
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TopicWhat's your favorite movie of all time?
blorfenburger
05/26/18 2:38:58 AM
#21
Hmmmm.
New Hope
Empire Strikes Back.
Jurassic Park
Kill Bill
Toy Story
Alien

I dont know. It's probably scifi though
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Topicapple totally knew about iPhone 6s bending
blorfenburger
05/26/18 2:36:49 AM
#5
There was a whole fake ad campaign about iphones for almost 3 years I think. That they could bend to the flat white girl asses, that you could watch porn in the showe- I mean an update allowed water to pass through circuits or something? And that there really is a headphone jack but it's inside so you had to drill through the bottom.
Yeah none of that was true. I was on the outside looking in and I didn't follow it at the time but it was pretty great. Many hundreds of dollars down the drain
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TopicMan! Moving to Florida was the worst goddamn decision of my life
blorfenburger
05/26/18 2:27:15 AM
#36
minervo posted...
When i got my forklift license by going to a school for it, i couldn't find any work because they all wanted experience. I feel your pain, man.

Man I love forklifts. I feel your pain aswell
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TopicYou can't argue with this ordering of the star wars movies
blorfenburger
05/26/18 2:24:25 AM
#9
knivesX2004 posted...
Zeus posted...
That's a bafflingly bad ranking.

I didn't say ranking.

Well care to explain. Sure as hell isn't chronological. Or the order of release. But if you just jumbled them all together I will laugh
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