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| Topic | Sports Discussion Topic #170: The Big Dumb Patriots are Going to Win it All |
| CaptainHammer 02/04/18 10:54:11 PM #439 | I didn't watch any of it but I checked the score periodically. I got in the shower when the Eagles were about to get the go ahead score and when I got out I looked at my phone and there were 9 seconds left. I took a long look at it because somehow the Eagles had scored 9 which was one of the only results I couldn't have seen coming. Then I said to myself "oh, they won" |
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| CaptainHammer 02/04/18 10:48:13 PM #434 | The fans deserve a medal for not beating up an idiot. |
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| CaptainHammer 02/04/18 10:28:27 PM #424 | Also I'm happy for my boy Chris Long who won back to back rings and didn't even have to cheat this time |
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| CaptainHammer 02/04/18 10:26:30 PM #421 | I didn't watch one minute of the game but I am very satisfied with the result. Foles is immortal. |
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| CaptainHammer 02/03/18 8:38:14 PM #274 | Rockies posted... I don't wish to see them the first time either This is maybe the truest thing you've ever posted. The "I love the commercials" people are without fail very disappointed in the low quality every year. They're never funny and they've never been funny |
| Topic | Please tell me about the books you have enjoyed reading recently. |
| CaptainHammer 02/02/18 9:35:48 PM #8 | The Answers by Catherine Lacey. I don't want to give away the premise but it starts out as a story about a woman who has basically opted out of the information age (she only has a landline) and evolves into something much stranger. It came out last year and the prose is just stunning. It knocked me on my ass |
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| CaptainHammer 02/02/18 1:35:40 PM #262 | Whichever qb the browns get will be bad. We all know this, no reason to try and be logical about it. That's why Cousins won't sign there |
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| CaptainHammer 02/01/18 11:29:56 PM #252 | I don't know hockey but I know one thing: there will never be a season in which the Blues do not have some sort of goalie controversy |
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| CaptainHammer 02/01/18 10:46:09 PM #249 | Besides Nelly they all fizzled out pretty quickly. He fizzled out slowly instead |
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| CaptainHammer 02/01/18 10:01:32 PM #246 | Rockies posted... I think of high school dances. Remember that song Tipsy too? Who the hell even made that and what happened to him That was St. Louis's own J-Kwon |
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| CaptainHammer 01/31/18 6:40:47 PM #224 | Our local paper poached a guy named Jose de Jesus Ortiz from the Houston Chronicle and he spent his first year here talking about the Astros and in his debut on the radio he said that a DUI means you should go to jail forever. |
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| CaptainHammer 01/28/18 4:19:54 PM #184 | The other day I was just doing that stupid thing you do when you're bored at work and looking at all my old tweets and stuff. I looked to see if I had tweeted about Bortles back when I used to make stupid sports tweets all the time and once I made the lame joke that his name being bad made him a bad pick. @MNTwins1991 replied and said that the best QB in that draft had the best name, and he was talking about Jimmy G. A take that may age very well |
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| CaptainHammer 01/28/18 4:08:15 PM #179 | I don't know what video games. I didn't ask about roommates either, I just know the girl was down. And she also didn't say dorm specifically but I think football players probably have to stay in the dorms |
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| CaptainHammer 01/28/18 4:02:30 PM #176 | Speaking of sports star dating and Texas, the other night I was talking to a girl who went to A&M so I obviously asked her if she knows Johnny Football. She has met him and more importantly when he was a freshman he invited her friend to his dorm and they played video games all night until he fell asleep next to her because he didn't want to have sex. Can you even imagine such a wholesome Johnny |
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| CaptainHammer 01/28/18 3:40:06 PM #171 | I'm skipping over the football analysis and going into the dating thing. Olivia Munn is obviously better looking than Danica Patrick and we know that she sends nasty texts. Two points for her. However and this goes with the texts she is pretty extra. I don't really see Danica and Rodgers making those stupid videos that he used to make with Olivia. Then again she makes those godaddy commercials which are pretty terrible. I guess it's a pretty clear downgrade for me overall |
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| CaptainHammer 01/28/18 12:16:05 PM #153 | She is certainly a dragon babe z |
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| CaptainHammer 01/27/18 12:59:06 PM #145 | I just played with @STLCards1991 for a couple hours and I am loving Android 18 so far. Not sure who else could round out my squad |
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| CaptainHammer 01/26/18 8:42:08 PM #133 | I like baseball |
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| CaptainHammer 01/26/18 1:51:15 PM #131 | I understand it perfectly, but I will not be explaining it to you. |
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| CaptainHammer 01/25/18 11:08:16 PM #126 | Baseball has rules problems too. Stuff like popping off the bag on a steal turning into outs is ridiculous. And that fucking neighborhood play, challenging that is such horse shit but I think they might be doing something with that or maybe they already did |
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| CaptainHammer 01/25/18 10:18:39 PM #124 | You'd probably prefer Angels in the End Zone. Not looking it up but I believe it was a made for tv movie starring David Gallagher |
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| CaptainHammer 01/25/18 10:11:19 PM #122 | I do want more moves. This offseason has been awful |
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| CaptainHammer 01/25/18 10:06:38 PM #120 | I love those moves for the Brewers and I support any and all teams making the Cardinals sweat. With the Pirates bottoming out we need the Brewers to be good to make the NL Central fun. |
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| CaptainHammer 01/23/18 11:25:02 PM #95 | I can't imagine it will be worse than any DBZ game that came before, and I don't say that to say old DBZ games are bad, just that the aesthetic of this game automatically elevates it above them since the mechanics we're never the point with DBZ games |
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| CaptainHammer 01/22/18 2:13:19 PM #73 | Schumer caving on the shutdown would be absolutely hilarious if so many people with no one else to rely on didn't need him to be strong |
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| CaptainHammer 01/22/18 2:12:26 PM #72 | Zeeky_Bomb posted... guys why are the democrats so useless Because of our precious norms |
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| CaptainHammer 01/22/18 12:11:36 PM #68 | Black Crusher is hereby excommunicated from the sports topic |
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| CaptainHammer 01/21/18 10:35:07 PM #57 | I'm thinking about buying darkest dungeon on my switch |
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| CaptainHammer 01/21/18 8:09:49 PM #40 | I was being facetious. He's saving his bad game |
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| CaptainHammer 01/21/18 8:05:07 PM #38 | I'm not watching but it looks like Foles is doing work. That's good because he definitely will against the Pats as well. |
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| CaptainHammer 01/21/18 7:16:56 PM #33 | MNTwins1991 posted... NFL is rigged |
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| CaptainHammer 01/21/18 6:04:28 PM #15 | Zeeky_Bomb posted... SkynyrdRocker posted...The dilly dilly commercials are real dumb but they make me smile What??? You don't like the latest result of the beer commercial humor algorithm??? |
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| CaptainHammer 01/21/18 5:31:42 PM #488 | Football rocks |
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| CaptainHammer 01/21/18 5:21:19 PM #479 | I watched it already |
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| CaptainHammer 01/21/18 5:19:23 PM #476 | SkynyrdRocker posted... CaptainHammer posted...Didn't Romo get screwed in the divisional round by some catch rule nonsense once? I watched it again just now. It was absolutely catch rule nonsense. An absurd call because of an absurd rule |
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| CaptainHammer 01/21/18 5:06:28 PM #469 | I'm watching the football. I can't believe they got me to watch a Pats game but at least I know I'm gonna regret it which will make it hurt less right |
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| CaptainHammer 01/21/18 3:08:22 PM #448 | Pats / Eagles, hope I'm wrong on both |
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| CaptainHammer 01/21/18 3:08:00 PM #447 | Didn't Romo get screwed in the divisional round by some catch rule nonsense once? |
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| CaptainHammer 01/21/18 2:57:00 PM #442 | The official king of black people has spoken. Go Jags. |
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| CaptainHammer 01/21/18 1:41:06 PM #440 | MNTwins1991 posted... Is he 8 years old? Favre and Culpepper were better. Sam is too but Case has done a great job and there's that Bradford injury He's older than you. I thought both opinions were bad but I didn't fight him on it because I don't know |
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| CaptainHammer 01/21/18 1:15:07 PM #435 | The @MNTwins1991 stand in at work said Case is the best Vikings QB of his lifetime but Sam is more talented |
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| CaptainHammer 01/20/18 10:08:38 PM #428 | About halfway through that story I thought "don't I know someone who was at a strip club while his friend fucked a stripper" Turns out I do (yes I'm bragging about having heard the story before don't @ me) |
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| CaptainHammer 01/20/18 5:56:25 PM #415 | MNTwins1991 posted... CaptainHammer posted...orld's fair back in like 1908 or whatever was probably the only comparable event in St. Louis history back when we were among the hottest cities in the country In East St. Louis they still do Further context: I have never been to a strip club because I don't think I'd like it and yes I have been invited just not since I was a freshman |
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| CaptainHammer 01/20/18 5:27:36 PM #412 | The last big thing we had was the world series and I don't recall it being that crazy even with traveling Red Sox fans. We had the MLB all star game in 09 I think and it didn't really make a dent but that's many magnitudes smaller than the super bowl. Honestly the world's fair back in like 1908 or whatever was probably the only comparable event in St. Louis history back when we were among the hottest cities in the country |
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| CaptainHammer 01/20/18 1:29:21 PM #395 | I had picked the winner of MIN/NO to go to the super bowl but now that we're here I'm going Eagles. I just got a bad feeling about all this |
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| CaptainHammer 01/19/18 7:43:42 PM #380 | The reliever we got seems good. I still sort of believe in Grichuk's tools but I don't expect him to be an everyday guy. However the Jays are as ever a great fit for a guy who if he randomly has a lucky season could hit a lot of home runs |
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| CaptainHammer 01/19/18 8:58:28 AM #377 | SpeeDLeemon posted... CaptainHammer posted...I'm only still here because I don't know where else to find a women. When you see a hottie in the grocery store there's a 99% chance she's already been hit on by a 60 year old man that very trip |
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| CaptainHammer 01/18/18 11:08:56 PM #370 | Make it up to him with some delicious tacos from Seven Lives, but don't forget that they're cash only. |
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| CaptainHammer 01/18/18 1:49:19 PM #362 | I'm only still here because I don't know where else to find a women. |
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| CaptainHammer 01/17/18 11:02:01 PM #345 | MNTwins1991 posted... how do you make a fishing pole and a piano out of cardboard Very carefully. |
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