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TopicSlayer
Compsognathus
07/17/20 5:01:16 PM
#10
Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer.

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TopicMy sister asked me to play the new Pokemon game with her.
Compsognathus
07/17/20 4:43:54 PM
#14
Duncanwii posted...
You have a cool user name.
Thank you.

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TopicMy sister asked me to play the new Pokemon game with her.
Compsognathus
07/17/20 3:43:38 PM
#11
Duncanwii posted...
When we have an equal number of Pokemon.
Screw that. Since when has a rival ever cared about being fair. If she challenges you, you should just be ready.

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Topicnazi memorial graffitied in ottawa
Compsognathus
07/17/20 3:38:30 PM
#13
I'm sorry but what?

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TopicMy sister asked me to play the new Pokemon game with her.
Compsognathus
07/17/20 3:35:38 PM
#8
Will Duncanwii's sister beat a Pokemon game before him? Find out next episode.

Are you going to challenge her to a battle?

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TopicWhat's a reasonable allowance for a 7 year old?
Compsognathus
07/17/20 11:28:03 AM
#19
I also agree that chores and allowance shouldn't be connected. Because some week your kid is gonna decide that not getting $7 is worth not doing chores and I can't imagine you as a parent would be cool with that

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TopicWhat's a reasonable allowance for a 7 year old?
Compsognathus
07/17/20 11:21:05 AM
#15
If your goal is money management then it needs to be a small enough amount that they need to save to get things they want but big enough that the saving process doesn't take so long that the whole thing feels pointless.

A seven year old probably doesn't want too many really expensive things. But like if he typically wants 15-20 dollar toys then something like $5-7 bucks is reasonable. It will take three weeks of dedicated saving to get there. Gradually increase it as he ages because he should also build up the patience and money management skills to save up for an buy more expensive things.

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TopicI saw a film last night about prostitution and cannibalism. Strange.
Compsognathus
07/17/20 10:22:28 AM
#2
If you can't remember the name of a film you watched last night then you might need to see a neurologist. That isn't normal and may be signs of a bigger issue.

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TopicLow Tier God says men shouldn't lick ice cream.
Compsognathus
07/16/20 5:28:46 PM
#47
There are few opinions I take less seriously on CE than SoundNetwork's.

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TopicWashington Racial Slurs about to have a bombshell so bad Snyder may sell
Compsognathus
07/16/20 12:39:21 PM
#10
It really says something about how poorly a team has been run that you see the average Washington fan hoping this report is damning as possible so they can have a change of ownership and a purge of the front office.

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TopicKaren, who tried to shame Starbucks employee about her refusal to wear a mask
Compsognathus
07/16/20 12:34:21 PM
#9
Chiropractors aren't doctors and probably can't give medical exemptions.

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TopicHenry Cavill puts the "master race" in "PC master race"
Compsognathus
07/16/20 12:28:05 PM
#12
Henry Cavill is basically perfect. Also a Chiefs fan.

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TopicBrandon Sanderson Has Finished the Final Draft of Rhythm of War(Stormlight 4)
Compsognathus
07/16/20 11:45:28 AM
#16
The man is a machine. Admittedly he doesn't have the world's greatest prose and maybe part of that is due to his process of writing a 20 pages a day, but he gets shit done and it is never at the cost of story quality or worldbuilding.

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TopicWhy does my local NBC affiliate making me Karen?
Compsognathus
07/16/20 10:10:15 AM
#1
Quick background: NBC is airing a one hour 30 Rock special tonight that also serves as NBC's upfront presentation since Covid canceled the traditional upfronts. 30 Rock is one of my favorite shows of all time and I'm love following the TV industry so the chance to see an upfront, which are otherwise never publicly released, is a double whammy of greatness.

Apparently however my local NBC affiliate is not going to carry it because they say it is promoting NBC's new streaming service, Peakcock, and that is ultimately bad for them. As if streaming hasn't been a thing for 14 years now and a service called Peacock will be the death blow that ends broadcast TV.

So now I'm having to write a strongly worded letter of disappointment to our affiliate. It won't do anything, but it will make me feel better. Because fuck them.

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TopicSaw some hottie in a bikini profile pic just slipped into my dms
Compsognathus
07/16/20 2:00:30 AM
#13
C, final answer.

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TopicMinimum wage workers cannot afford rent in any U.S. state
Compsognathus
07/16/20 1:59:48 AM
#19
Questionmarktarius posted...
Somewhere in the realm of $120-180 for utilities, mostly because KC Water is a fucking scam.
Property tax is escrow'd - looks to be about $1200.

Flyover states are cheap, unless you want to be "downtown" for some reason.
One of my friends is moving from an apartment from Westport to downtown and I just don't get it. Why do that to yourself?

I'm also just selfishly sad because she was the last friend I had who lived in Westport. Now I don't have a place to crash if we go hard.

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TopicHypothetical: Your dad needs financial support to save his home or business.
Compsognathus
07/15/20 10:56:41 PM
#8
My dad is much much more well off than me. If he has got himself in a financial situation that had the potential to ruin him, the money needed to fix it is something I don't have.

But obviously I'm not letting him and my mom go homeless. I'll put them up in an apartment and make sure they have what they need. I just don't have the means to save the house.

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TopicMan eats Goya beans to OWN the butthurt libs.
Compsognathus
07/15/20 6:44:34 PM
#25
"Forbidden side-piece"

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TopicDid you like the last jedi more or the rise of skywaylker?
Compsognathus
07/15/20 6:28:40 PM
#22
Rise was an absolute mess if a movie. Even Attack of the Clones was more structurally sound.

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TopicAnti-Racism beer pulled from market for being racist.
Compsognathus
07/14/20 3:19:18 PM
#10
I'm not sure "ironic klansman" is the marketing decision that should have been approved.

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TopicGoogle threatens gamers with exclusives for Stadia
Compsognathus
07/14/20 1:59:27 PM
#7
The technology doesn't exist for wide-scale cloud gaming that can provide a comparable experience to current user-side gaming.

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TopicDaniel Lewis Lee executed, first federal execution in 17 years
Compsognathus
07/14/20 11:43:34 AM
#13
This isn't good. Capital punishment is bad.

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TopicBrandon Sanderson Has Finished the Final Draft of Rhythm of War(Stormlight 4)
Compsognathus
07/14/20 10:09:41 AM
#5
There is really only one proper reaction to this:

FUCK MOASH!


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TopicToday, I found out my ancestor was a slave.
Compsognathus
07/13/20 11:58:58 PM
#13
AlisLandale posted...
There was a public reading of a will?

Did you have to spend a night at a spooky house before you could claim your inheritance?
No this was like a ancestor from the 1700s. They just thought it would be a fun thing to do for a family reunion.

I personally think it is good that the family found out our ancestors had slaves. Obviously it is not the fault or blame of anyone alive but pretending that your ancestory is all clean does a service to no one.

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TopicGrant Imahara, of Mythbusters, passes away at 49
Compsognathus
07/13/20 11:53:08 PM
#17
Holy shit. He was easily my favorite Mythbuster and he was a regular competitor in Battlebots.

RIP.

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TopicToday, I found out my ancestor was a slave.
Compsognathus
07/13/20 11:51:15 PM
#11
My family getting a copy of one of my ancestor's wills and doing a first ever public reading of it at a family reunion only to realize that my ancestors owned 9 slaves was a peak awkward moment. People did not see it coming. Which I thought was naive given that he was an upper class white dude in Kentucky.

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TopicSo capital G Gamer incels now whining about AC lol. All because they cant fap
Compsognathus
07/13/20 6:00:54 PM
#13
Antifar posted...
One detail actually is that you can change gender midgame
https://www.ign.com/articles/assassins-creed-valhalla-gender-eivor-animus?amp=1
This is great. In Odyssey, I realized after like 20 hours that Kassandra has a much better voice actor than Alexios but I wasn't gonna start over at that point.

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TopicSo capital G Gamer incels now whining about AC lol. All because they cant fap
Compsognathus
07/13/20 5:59:32 PM
#12
CommonStar posted...
They can play as the male character no?

I honestly don't get why they're so angry when there's an option to play either the male or female character.
Ah but you see they want to play as a thin, big-breasted waifu. Not someone who actually looks physically capable of being a rock-climbing, parkouring, Viking.

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Topicsugary drinks become disgusting once you stop drinking them all the time
Compsognathus
07/13/20 11:58:27 AM
#18
I didn't drink soda for a solid 18 months. When I finally had a Coke again it tasted like heaven. I still don't drink much soda but it always taste good.

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TopicSo Season 2 of Mandalorian might include Bona Fett
Compsognathus
07/13/20 11:20:11 AM
#7
I think Boba Fett is weird to bring in. Besides being dead, he also has minimal ties to Mandalore beyond wearing the armor.

Sabine Wren makes more sense as she is a Mandalorian from a prestigious family. She was also last seen with Ahsoka Tano.

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TopicIf your fucking baby is crying, take it the fuck outside.
Compsognathus
07/13/20 11:07:44 AM
#46
Honestly, when watching the Mandalorian. The first thing I thought when I saw Baby Yoda's pod was "I wonder if it is soundproof" and then remembering that I should never have kids.

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TopicFuck my roommate for reheating pizza at 9:30 am.
Compsognathus
07/13/20 10:49:17 AM
#1
Now I am hungry for pizza and lunch is nowhere near close. I also don't have pizza.

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TopicI'm going to complete a Pokemon game since DuncanWii won't!
Compsognathus
07/12/20 11:45:05 PM
#10
UnholyMudcrab posted...
God is dead.


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TopicHow long can they use the Holocaust for Magneto's storyline in modern Xmen
Compsognathus
07/11/20 5:31:47 PM
#5
While in a concentration camp Erik demonstrated his powers. Hydra took him for for study and to see if they could brainwash and weaponize him. They kept him in suspended animation like they did Bucky. Towards the end of the war an Ally attack caused the Nazis/Hydra to retreat and abandon the secret facility and Erik was left in suspended animation until the year 2000 when a younger Charles Xavier was touring through Europe and trying to understand his powers. He detects Erik's thoughts and rescues him they spend then next decade and a half doing mutant stuff before some incident radicalizes Erik, now calling himself Magento. By 2020 Xavier had formed the X-Men and Magneto the Brotherhood of Mutants.

You can adjust the hibernation period to get whatever ideal age you want the characters for the movies.

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TopicI'm still floored by the fact that we still don't have a proper kangaroo pokemon
Compsognathus
07/11/20 2:24:21 PM
#11
Timohtep posted...
I'm talking like a normal fighting type kangaroo with a pair of boxing gloves or some shit like that. We have no Pokemon that are explicitly a kangaroo

I would hope they are more creative than that common image.

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TopicYoung Black voters say they aren't enthusiastic about a Joe Biden presidency
Compsognathus
07/11/20 2:21:29 PM
#35
I don't think most people are excited about Biden. He is just the better option that Trump.

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TopicESPN reporter CANCELED for saying "fuck you" to GOP senator
Compsognathus
07/11/20 11:43:03 AM
#70
berlyman101 posted...
aside from the content, it has excellent polish. he seems like he'd be great to have a beer with if he didn't talk about any of the stuff he mentioned.
I guess years of making plumbing commercials will give you that skill. I mean I can without trying repeat the Bob Hamilton Plumbing jingle off the top of my head phone number and all.

I also basically live down the street from the plumbing company so I see this armada of pink vans all the time.

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TopicWhen (not If) I beat a Pokemon game how could I prove I did it?
Compsognathus
07/10/20 8:39:03 PM
#4
You'll need to have a white with a message on it.

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TopicESPN reporter CANCELED for saying "fuck you" to GOP senator
Compsognathus
07/10/20 4:56:54 PM
#56
Questionmarktarius posted...
It's too bad the east half of Missouri isn't seeing these awesome Bob Hamilton ads from Kansas.
They are fucking surreal. When I saw the first one I was convinced it was like an Onion thing and they just convinced plumber Bob Hamilton into it.

Anyway, Josh Hawley looking like he was grown in a lab by the GOP to be the most generic Republican politician ever. Woj shouldn't apologize for saying fuck you and frankly most of Missouri should probably email him to do the same.

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Topicseeing the extra letters after my name in my email signature makes me hard
Compsognathus
07/10/20 4:37:51 PM
#4
Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
I never look at the email signature. You should put it at the topic of for email
Yeah you gotta explicitly draw attention to it.

"John,

This is Kyle Richardson, CPA. I have reviewed your financials and I am more than willing to guarantee you an unqualified audit opinion for an additional 30% above our agreed upon fee.

Let me know,

Kyle Richardson, CPA"

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TopicTaco Bell is removing a ton of items off its menu
Compsognathus
07/10/20 10:41:22 AM
#76
Losing potatoes is a killer. As a vegetarian I sub potatoes onto things on the regular.

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TopicBlizzard goes woke. Drops $15 fee to change gender in WoW.
Compsognathus
07/09/20 11:16:05 PM
#5
I can't imagine feel angry about this.

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TopicAre two white claws considered drinking
Compsognathus
07/09/20 11:14:54 PM
#13
White Claws more or less have the same alcohol content as your average beer.

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TopicThe New BATWOMAN has been found..and she's BLACK!! Is She Hot??
Compsognathus
07/08/20 8:36:13 PM
#51
There insistence on not recasting, and thus rendering the entire first season useless, is a mind-numbingly stupid decision.

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Topic#MeToo Alert: Whedon accused of sexualizing WW in JL...
Compsognathus
07/08/20 4:20:19 PM
#10
I'm actually kinda surprised he mostly ducked the scandal with his ex-wife a couple years back.

That said I don't have an issue with using a double for when an actor is not comfortable with a scene so long as the double is, but obviously threatening to end her career over it is very bad.

Buffy/Angel are some of my favorite shows ever but Whedon definitely seems like one of those dudes who likes to wear his feminist credentials as a shield against his own suspect behavior.

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TopicI think the Westboro Baptist Church is probably a form of performance art.
Compsognathus
07/07/20 11:11:38 AM
#16
MeIon Bread posted...
That was a little harsh, wasn't it?

Also, Comp, have you ever seen them in person?
Multiple times. They liked to protest graduations.

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TopicI think the Westboro Baptist Church is probably a form of performance art.
Compsognathus
07/07/20 10:23:28 AM
#13
As a Kansan, I can assure you they are not performance artist and are every bit as awful as they seem.

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TopicThe President, on Nascar
Compsognathus
07/06/20 9:00:24 AM
#11
I haven't even seen Nascar fans with this bad a take.

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