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Directed by Joe Cornish? Kind of sad this is the crap he has gone on to now.
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Istillhateyou posted...

haha why does every tranny boygirl look like that? it's like they pick their look from a template meant for a 12 year old modeling for a monster energy add

It's almost as if being trans is caused by a hormonal imbalance or something.
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VioletMassacre posted...

Even though this is bad I can't help but find much of this hilarious. I mean, what the fuck?

Also:

sexual abuse by parent

and incest

What's the difference?

Incest is still illegal even if it is between consensual adults.
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NightMareBunny posted...

Zareth posted...

I'd be down with a Woolie/Pat channel. Always enjoyed their LPs the best.

Pat doesn't do LP's though usually....he just does twitch streams and uploads them to youtube

out of the three I mostly care about matt right now....but honestly, i doubt any of them will ever be the same again

Not on his own no but Pat/Woolie LPs are generally considered some of the best on the channel.

Pat is probably the one who comes out best on this. He has the most followers on twitch (although Woolie is just starting out, so hard to judge on that) and is not that far off subs on Youtube if you take in to consideration it is literally just an archive channel.
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This has been a long time coming, ever since Liam left (whether it is related) and Matt took a few months off about the same time it was fairly obvious there were tensions. Pat and Woolie held the channel together, still managing to get at least one video out a day despite being at 50% capacity. Then when Matt (who is the actual owner of the channel) came back it was clear he just wasn't in to it anymore, compared to his side channel which he put loads of effort into.

I could easily see Pat and Matt butting heads over that, which probably led to them not being friends anymore.

Then Woolie was desperate to get his own stream and podcast set up the past few weeks despite often saying his time is always short between personal commitments and the main channel.

Why he couldn't have just left is again, because he owns the channel he might not have wanted to sign it all over, whether that is out of pettiness or laziness is unknown. It could also be down to Matt signing a stupid contract with Machinima for up to 2025 or something like that, so there could be legal issues there if he wanted to sign it off to another member.

BTW, Woolie and Pat are still continuing the podcast under the name Castle Super Beast. Whether there will be one tomorrow at the usual time or they are going to let it rest awhile is unknown though.
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No, his power set is all over the place and then he just gets delegated to being the healer to a group of better characters. Saying that, he was the start of "well we need a healer all the time now" in JoJo, kind of destroying the whole "anyone can die" aspect introduced in Phantom Blood, making a lot of battles lose their stakes. A role taken up by Foo Fighters in Stone Ocean and Zombie Horse and later Hot Pants in SBR. Yeah i know Josuke was the first but he actually did other stuff as well and it was GioGio that established the pattern, so i blame him.
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Mead posted...

I might get one if I can find a list of the preloaded games on the thing

Although I have never heard of Souljaboy before hearing about this console

Just don't buy the Soulja Boy version, he upmarked it over 500%. You can get the exact thing for 30 bucks in other places.
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I'm against giving women a choice, but for killing babies.
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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.

She isn't going to get any as the idiots pushed for a murder charge. The problem with murder is that you have to prove the killing was premeditated, it clearly wasn't so she will get found not guilty of murder. If they left it as manslaughter, she would have easily been found guilty and ended up serving her time.
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Zeus posted...

mrduckbear posted...

according to the law, you are NOT obligated to show a receipt when you leave a store...however, a security guard or customer service person standing there can ask you to show proof of purchase (if you have) before you leave too....

They can lawfully detain you if they suspect you of theft. The end result is waiting for a cop to show up who, in the process of the investigation, can compel you to provide your receipt.

It's sad that you believe that, only the police can detain someone for suspicion. Other individuals can only detain someone if they witness them commit or attempt to commit a crime. That's beside the fact that refusing to provide proof of purchase isn't a suspicious act in the first place.
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Yes, i named my child after Corbin Dallas.
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LeetCheet posted...

People do that on imgur as well. They downvote all your comments as well.

I had someone/a group of people brigade against me on imgur abd they git me shadowbanned. It was pretty funny.
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Sheep, i spent a few weeks working on a farm when i was 15-16 and one knocked be down a hill where i was pulling up trees. Now all i see is a shifty little fucker waiting to merc me when i turn my back.
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Ah, the stupid defences come out.

But, but...they shouldn't be allowed to charge what they want for their property.

But, but...the games are old

Personally, i couldn't give a fuck if people decide to download roms, just don't pretend it's for any other reason than you being cheap. You have no right to play any particular game, for only a price that you personally deem worthy. Stop acting so entitled and just say "i know it's illegal and i don't care because I'm too cheap to pay whatever the asking price is"
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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.

I opened the console and copied and pasted the link address from there. Does that mean i win?
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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.

The flashback episode had potential but community did it better.
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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.

My desire sensor hates me, anything to do with RNG i have the worst luck with and when i eventually do get said thing it will be wildly out of the the expected statistical range.

For example playing Diablo 3 yesterday, spent 3 hours as well as 5 hours the day previously gambling and cubing for a particular set of bracers for my Witch Doctor build. Eventually just moved on to the mojo i needed as, they're less of them and should be faster/more common. Surprised not at all by the fact the bracers then dropped as a random drop 10 minutes later, and it took me another 5 hours to get the mojo. Literally had about 5 each of every other legendary mojo before the one i needed dropped.

And then just to rub salt in the wound, 2 more of the same dropped randomly within an hour later when i didn't need it any more, and didn't even have the decency to be better in slot.
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I don't see how Banjo would be impossible, fits all the criteria and even better than some guest characters who are already in the game, and Nintendo has been quite buddy-buddy with MS recently over the whole crossplay stuff. Plus they already have a template in place with Duckhunt Dog.

If there will be a MS/Rare guest though, i think Battletoads would be more likely, fit the same criteria as Banjo, premade fighting moves and we know they are currently making a new Battletoads so it would make sense on MS's part in terms of marketing.
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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.

41, non US though so doesn't matter, did well at first getting everyone right but started to fall apart as i assumed "nintendofaqs".

Will get worse though as i hedged my bets on Waluigi thinking he will be the meme vote this year. I was wrong.
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That one ninja that wears a mask and is primarily one colour.
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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.

But tFA awakens literally has a joke depicting him as a spoiled child.
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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.

Lokarin posted...

Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...

Rowan Atkinson is kind of like the british Adam Sandler

Nah, that would be BRIAN BLESSED... 'cuz he's only funny when he's yelling

But Brian Blessed is not and has never been a comedian...
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Walk up to them and press A on the controller
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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.

They ruined the only decent part of the film in the trailer, the VR scene.
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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.

Well done..? That puts you at about the same level as every retail manager in the world i guess.
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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.

Hold up, i though meth made you skinny? She got fatter.
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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

This is the default assumption of how scientific teleportation in the Star Trek sense would HAVE to work - because while data can be transmitted at light speed, molecules can't.

So, in this fictional universe in which entire ships can travel 3000 times faster than the speed of light, molecules somehow can't?
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wwinterj25 posted...

xjayguyx posted...
Lol have sex with someone then talk.

Yes having sex means your more qualified to talk about virgins. Hey I hope you don't talk about illnesses you've never had, child birth or anything you've not experienced because you clearly know nothing about what your talking about if you do. As I said it doesn't matter if you've had sex or not it chances nothing about you as a person and you've yet to prove that wrong so until you do your comments mean fuck all and i'll just put them down to shitposting.

Are you forgetting that every single person who has had sex was once a virgin?
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WizardofHoth posted...

Showering once a month is good enough. It keeps me smelling nice for the whole month anyway.

Plus theres deodorant too

Imagine actually thinking this...
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Clearly going to be Waluigi.
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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.

I saw the topic and thought "i bet it's that thing from Always Sunny." Came in and saw that it was the thing from Always Sunny. Looked at TCs name, should have been the biggest clue.
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Mead posted...

ParanoidObsessive posted...

dedbus posted...

They Chris benoit'd him?

Who?

He was a pro wrestler that killed his wife and son and then himself

He had the same kind of brain damage that football players get from repeated high impact blows to the head. I remember the last few years that he wrestled he was never part of any actual storylines and from the moment he came out to the end of the match he always looked absolutely furious, like genuinely angry beyond words.

You're kind of missing the pertinent info that the WWE (or whatever it was) did the whole "you'll be missed" event on news of his death but when they found out it was a murder/suicide tried to pretend that it never happened and that they were never associated with him.
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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.

"Is it controlling to control someone?"
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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.

Golden Road posted...

The Article posted...

bet $600 to win $100

I guess they have to make money somehow XD

You get the 600 back as well, so it's a winning of 100, returns of 700.ParanoidObsessive posted...

There's wiggle room there, because it's been repeatedly established legally that ToSes and EULAs aren't strictly legally binding,

The distinction is usually how the ToS is presented, if it is posted on some board somewhere where you actively have to seek it out to read then it's absolutely useless, nobody can guarantee that the person even knows it exist, let alone has read it and agreed to it. If they are given a copy and have to indicate they have read and agreed to it before they can continue, then it is irrelevant whether they actually did read it as they said they did.

After reading the article it is unclear whether the bets were placed otc or on some sort of terminal/online, if it's the latter than the chance they indicated agreement goes up, especially if there is some sort of membership/loyalty scheme involved where they 100% would have had to agree to the terms before signing up.

ParanoidObsessive posted...

and they can't force someone to give up legal rights to which they are normally entitled.

True, even if you do agree to it in the ToS, but it generally has to specify in the relevent laws (something along the lines of the quoted price is final) which i am actually having trouble finding NJ sports betting specific laws, which means they probably just folded it in under other general gambling laws, which isn't a good thing as that leaves room for ambiguity and interpretation.
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SolidSonicEX posted...

The 'u' is superfluous. We optimized your language. You're welcome.

It really isn't, when i hear an american say colour they pronounce it colore, lore on the end. Dropping the u has literally made them pronounce the word differently. It's the same with mom and mum.

faramir77 posted...

I really don't care but I generally spell it "colour".

I side with British spelling for most things. Paycheque, defence, honour, licence. But other things, I prefer the American spelling, like aluminum, center, tire.

Brits use both s and c, it depends on whether you are using the word as a noun or a verb.
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Mead posted...

The story seems pretty complicated

Theyve given the guy a furnished mobile home, an SUV, and 25K and hes already spent all the money and sold off everything for drugs

Theyre afraid to give him all the money because it will likely be the end of him

I'm sure thats the bullshit story they came up with, doesn't explain why they spent that money on themselves instead.
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Concerning his bunny hood, in the current anime opening he wears the hood for 1 second and in the manga, another character forces the hood on him to shut him up but it is played for laughs.

This should be safe for when you get halfway through season 2, very light spoilers

the whole point of the hood is because he wanted to copy All might, now he is doing his own thing and not copying All Might, he will probably never wear it again. It was symbolic for that.
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I thought that when i first played the game but then Dhoulmagus showed me what it was all about. I had to grind hard to beat him (unless they're was a trick to it i just wasn't understanding)
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Lokarin posted...

EclairReturns posted...

Lokarin posted...

The Flintstones

I never knew that cartoons used to have laugh-tracks.

Very very few did, but The Flintstones was one of them... although not for all seasons.

The older scooby doos did as well, but they're the only two i can think of that did. If any more did, they would probably be Hannah Barbera cartoons.
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Start with a close up if sheldons face staring in to the camera, slowly zoom out to reveal a dank dungeon and even more to reveal several cold, lifeless, rotting bodies strung up like marionettes. Continuing to zoom out to reveal more depravity in Sheldon's dungeon and he hasn't moved an inch as sudden flashes to various big scenes that happened throughout the series, only this time it is Sheldon puppeting the bodies and doing the voices. Eventually, we have zoomed out completely to see the full horror of the dungeon, Sheldon still hasn't moved, when we hear a door get kicked in and two police officers come in shouting and guns drawn. As they grab Sheldon to arrest him, sudden cut to black and you can hear punches, slashes and screams then silence. Lights come back up as the room is back to "normal", everyone is sitting down to eat as Sheldon enters the room and introduces the 2 nice policemen who just moved in upstairs. Zoom back into Sheldon's face as he mutters, "Bazinga'.
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Taxi bars, my most favourite bar throughout my entire childhood. At some point, they were sold exclusively at Iceland where my parents shopped, but i didn't when i became independent so i replaced them with the remarkably similar Ainsley Harriet Chocolate Heaven bar. They stopped making those though and i went without for years until a similar conversation to this popped up and reminded me of taxi bars, i tried to track some down but found out they were discontinued as well.
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Every decision in my life is based solely on which option I think will be funnier in the long run.