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Topicsweet and salty chex mix is just awful
DirtBasedSoap
02/20/18 3:42:08 PM
#23
helly turning into the new NMB with these fucking Chex mix topics
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TopicThis isn't working out
DirtBasedSoap
02/19/18 10:57:48 PM
#14
you dont bring me flowers anymore
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TopicWhat's getting your ass eaten out feel like?
DirtBasedSoap
02/19/18 9:23:58 PM
#9
probably disgusting. fuck people who do that tbh
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TopicIt's currently snowing in Hollywood, CA.
DirtBasedSoap
02/19/18 8:06:18 PM
#3
shadowsword87 posted...
Have fun driving anywhere.

Its just way up on the hills. Still way too warm for it to hit the roads.
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TopicIt's currently snowing in Hollywood, CA.
DirtBasedSoap
02/19/18 8:04:25 PM
#1
Barely but lol
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Topiclucky charms gets a new marshmellow
DirtBasedSoap
02/19/18 7:41:34 PM
#25
Blighboy posted...
it is genuinely unsettling how NMB is up to date on all the latest children's trends.

I dont know why he has such a difficult time wrapping his head around this.
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TopicFriend and I made a YouTube video over the weekend
DirtBasedSoap
02/19/18 7:29:06 PM
#3
Jen0125 posted...
i think neither of those are you, you liar

nah bro dip life
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TopicFriend and I made a YouTube video over the weekend
DirtBasedSoap
02/19/18 7:27:30 PM
#1


what do u guys think?
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TopicWhiskey's review of Marvel's Black Panther: (spoilers maybe?)
DirtBasedSoap
02/19/18 7:24:58 PM
#21
okay wtf someone told me the character was gay and that he was a regular guy with a badass suit
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TopicWhiskey's review of Marvel's Black Panther: (spoilers maybe?)
DirtBasedSoap
02/19/18 7:12:08 PM
#19
Metalsonic66 posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
did anyone even know who the fuck black panther was before civil war?

People who read comics did.

People who don't read comics didn't know who Black Panther, Ant-Man, Dr. Strange, or any of the Guardians of the Galaxy were before their movies.


fair enough. i didnt know any of those people.

but black panther is basically a gay black Batman, right? like no actual superpowers?
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TopicWhiskey's review of Marvel's Black Panther: (spoilers maybe?)
DirtBasedSoap
02/19/18 7:03:40 PM
#17
did anyone even know who the fuck black panther was before civil war?
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TopicOh god there are NO WHATABURGERs anywhere in Missouri
DirtBasedSoap
02/18/18 1:42:52 PM
#28
OhhhJa posted...
There are people who try to live in Missouri on purpose?

He somehow picked Missouri over San Diego. He is clearly not all there.
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TopicYes, another inebriated discussion topic. What else is there?
DirtBasedSoap
02/18/18 12:24:24 PM
#26
I had never heard of black panther until he was in that captain America movie and Im so damn sick of superheroes
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TopicHoly shit, why have I never watched Dewey Cox before?
DirtBasedSoap
02/18/18 12:21:30 PM
#11
i like the part where jack white is elvis
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TopicWould you support the death penalty for the florida school shooter?
DirtBasedSoap
02/17/18 4:45:31 AM
#45
I voted no because I like the idea of him living in a fucking cage for 50 years. Death in 10-20 years seems less harsh imo
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TopicEAsy fix for these school shootings
DirtBasedSoap
02/16/18 5:05:03 PM
#1
bxKh3TN

do you think the people who made this ever wonder what life would be like if they got enough oxygen at birth?
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Topicso it's gonna rain for almost a whole week starting saturday in texas
DirtBasedSoap
02/16/18 4:43:22 PM
#17
helIy posted...


this is how i imagine nmb

i imagine him to talk just like frankie

hahahahaha
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Topici get so angry when i sit on the toilet and my wiener touches the water, ok?
DirtBasedSoap
02/16/18 4:43:02 PM
#4
#bigdicklife
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TopicMany people who smoke are inconsiderate
DirtBasedSoap
02/16/18 4:42:22 PM
#40
i only smoke at home or at bars
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Topicweird shit you've seen while driving?
DirtBasedSoap
02/16/18 4:41:11 PM
#32
One of the worst things Ive ever seen. Was behind this guy who was clearly drunk driving on a Friday at like 3:30pm. Less than a minute after pointing out to my friend how wasted this dude was, he plows into the back of a fucking Miata where this older woman had her tiny little dog sticking its head out the window and it gets launched out of the window, sliding across like 3 or 4 lanes of the freeway, into a little dirt hill on the far right of the road. The dog got up and started running down the freeway and all I remember is seeing the woman in tears, hop out of her totaled car and chase her dog down the freeway.
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TopicHow upset do you get when and if you get moderated on this site?
DirtBasedSoap
02/16/18 4:35:22 PM
#16
Im almost always expecting it beforehand
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TopicDo you have a passport?
DirtBasedSoap
02/16/18 4:34:28 PM
#17
no, I am uncultured swine that has never left the US :(
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TopicGuys it's not a gun issue, it's a mental health issue
DirtBasedSoap
02/16/18 3:28:20 PM
#6
guys its violent video games
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TopicGuys it's not a gun issue, it's a mental health issue
DirtBasedSoap
02/16/18 3:24:51 PM
#4
RCtheWSBC posted...
The internet was a mistake

nah. something else would have popped up
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TopicGuys it's not a gun issue, it's a mental health issue
DirtBasedSoap
02/16/18 3:24:23 PM
#3
wow chewy this is really original
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TopicI don't understand why it's so hard for my parents to put dishes away
DirtBasedSoap
02/16/18 3:18:46 PM
#11
PK_Spam posted...
the thought of anything touching the floor of the sink makes my skin crawl

why, are you shitting in the sink or something?
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Topicthis launcher sucks so bad
DirtBasedSoap
02/15/18 11:19:31 PM
#5
the hit detection in Fortnite is really bad so its kind of difficult to take seriously imo.
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TopicWhy does casting YouTube from my phone to my tv suck so much ass?
DirtBasedSoap
02/15/18 8:59:45 PM
#1
Phone and Xbox One are both connected to the same network but that little cast icon only appears on my phones YouTube app like a third of the time. Is the YouTube app just a pile of shit or am I doing something wrong?
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Topicfor a moment there i lost my
DirtBasedSoap
02/15/18 8:16:55 PM
#1
phone

juuuuust for a minute there i lost my phone
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TopicMy fucking dog always opens my door whenever my gf and I bang.
DirtBasedSoap
02/14/18 7:28:42 PM
#1
I dont live alone and its soooo annoying. None of the doors shut properly in this house Im living in :(
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Topicif we are going to tip we should tip the chef
DirtBasedSoap
02/13/18 7:33:12 PM
#30
holy shit so much stupidity in this topic
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TopicDo you notice a difference between shaving cream or shaving gel?
DirtBasedSoap
02/13/18 7:09:32 PM
#14
i shave dry with an electric razor
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Topicwhen will older folks stop acting like great handwriting is required for life?
DirtBasedSoap
02/13/18 5:45:27 PM
#46
hey guys im almost 30 and never worked a day in my life but its only because my writing is bad!!!
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TopicI wish I had a girlfriend
DirtBasedSoap
02/13/18 3:59:22 PM
#11
i wish I could play basketball like a black maaAaan
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TopicWhy aren't there shoes that acn fit on either foot
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 11:53:32 PM
#6
i spent so long trying to figure out what acn meant
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TopicYo just a heads up for all users.
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 11:47:05 PM
#22
wwinterj25 posted...
Greenfox111 posted...
-snip-


Thought TC was a fake helly alt.

what?

no
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TopicYo just a heads up for all users.
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 11:45:35 PM
#20
UT1999 posted...
what is a sandwich licker?

One who puts sandwiches in contact with their tounge.
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TopicI would like Star Wars more if it wasn't so "Star Wars"
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 11:44:27 PM
#2
Kit fucking Fisto
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TopicYo just a heads up for all users.
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 11:41:41 PM
#17
Moonjay posted...
I'm sorry. I... I'm a sandwich licker.

dont be so hard on yourself...
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TopicWhat's wrong with me if I find this shit so stupidly funny
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 11:18:35 PM
#2
I have something wrong with me too because I watched this probably 100 times last Friday and I nearly died of laughter.


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TopicYo just a heads up for all users.
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 11:08:41 PM
#9
RCtheWSBC posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
how tf do you direct link imgur posts?

On mobile or desktop?

Mobile, hold down on the image and click "share direct link"
Desktop, right click and click "open in new tab"

tyvm. I kept hitting the share button in the mobile app and it gave me the link I initially posted
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TopicYo just a heads up for all users.
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 11:06:08 PM
#6
Muffinz0rz posted...
Sb0MhpU

LMAO it's like they just copy-paste the same message and swap out the offending word

I got this one earlier

mumoUVq

I had a suspicion this would happen when they added the "mods must have a message" feature

how tf do you direct link imgur posts?
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TopicYo just a heads up for all users.
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 11:03:13 PM
#3
fuck I hate imgur.
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TopicYo just a heads up for all users.
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 11:02:35 PM
#1
Sb0MhpU
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Topicwelp, I got a "we need to talk today" text on my way to work
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 8:38:03 PM
#188
im packing a huge bowl in your honor, rc
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Topicwelp, I got a "we need to talk today" text on my way to work
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 8:36:16 PM
#184
Awww, Im sorry :(
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Topicwelp, I got a "we need to talk today" text on my way to work
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 5:28:28 PM
#141
i call thirds.

*drops wad of $100s and my magnum condoms for my monster dong*
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Topicwelp, I got a "we need to talk today" text on my way to work
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 5:25:15 PM
#135
Smarkil posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!!


Do I have to orgasm?

Does the dog?

I typed a response to this but it was fucking disgusting and Ive been modded a lot lately so I deleted it.
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Topicwelp, I got a "we need to talk today" text on my way to work
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 5:24:28 PM
#133
shadowsword87 posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
dont hav
venmo work?


Bitcoins then, and only bitcoins.

doge coin
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Topicwelp, I got a "we need to talk today" text on my way to work
DirtBasedSoap
02/12/18 5:21:23 PM
#127
shadowsword87 posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Guys and gals of PotD!!! What is the least amount of money youd bang a dog for?! Just curious!!!


Send me your paypal information.

dont hav

venmo work?
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