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when i hear dudes like jonathan blow (braid, the witness), edmund mcmillen (super meat boy), phil fish (haha) talking in panels/interviews/etc, they all seem to share this approach to game development where games that don't intuitively teach you how to play are in fact doing something wrong

some of my favorite games are pretty much defined by not being very intuitive, i guess the most extreme example being dota. a game like that could never come out of the current indie zeitgeist, the dev would get torn to shreds by their peers

Rypt posted...

Engineer_Gamer posted...

thanks but i'd never leave the west coast for a shitpile like texas lmao

Lol California needs more people like you. You should host a seminar over there.

i'm seattle born and raised but nice boogeyman you got living rent-free in your head there

thanks but i'd never leave the west coast for a shitpile like texas lmao

Ic3Bullet posted...

Engineer_Gamer posted...

@electricbugs2 where you at dog

Probably doing some high-quality, unadulterated SLAMMING at the local White Castle with his mate Arugula. He may even be in for a special cameo from his girl Dash! What a time to be alive!

#YeahSlamming

does @electricbugs2 do this often i wonder

WhySoMean posted...

He's fat

He plays the victim card all the time on twitter

he tries to play both sides and act like he's neutral on everything

he's a cuck

You just described someone who strikes me as highly relatable to a typical ceman

Hardest level in an otherwise pretty easy game

I can do snow barrel blast in my sleep at this point but I still cant beat any mega man 3 level without dying at least 5 times >_>

Ic3Bullet posted...

@electricbugs2, youre my favorite slammer of all time and all that, but your account is 13.

Youre account was made in Apr 2005.
In Apr 2006, your account turned 1.
In Apr 2007, it turned 2.
In Apr 2008, it turned 3.
In Apr 2009, it turned 4.
In Apr 2010, it turned 5.
In Apr 2011, it turned 6.
In Apr 2012, it turned 7.
In Apr 2013, it turned 8.
In Apr 2014, it turned 9.
In Apr 2015, it turned 10.
In Apr 2016, it turned 11.
In Apr 2017, it turned 12.
In Apr 2018, it turned 13.
In Apr 2019, it will turn 14.

Yeah! Slamming!

@electricbugs2 where you at dog

Tupacrulez posted...

Why the fuck does this matter to you OP?

why does my curiosity offend you to the point of cursing on this christian website

do they think it's a healthier choice

literally every restaurant i've worked at the calories in the dressing rivaled that of an entree tbh

Ic3Bullet posted...

@electricbugs2, youre my favorite slammer of all time and all that, but your account is 13.

Youre account was made in Apr 2005.
In Apr 2006, your account turned 1.
In Apr 2007, it turned 2.
In Apr 2008, it turned 3.
In Apr 2009, it turned 4.
In Apr 2010, it turned 5.
In Apr 2011, it turned 6.
In Apr 2012, it turned 7.
In Apr 2013, it turned 8.
In Apr 2014, it turned 9.
In Apr 2015, it turned 10.
In Apr 2016, it turned 11.
In Apr 2017, it turned 12.
In Apr 2018, it turned 13.
In Apr 2019, it will turn 14.

Yeah! Slamming!

@electricbugs2 where you at dog

Ic3Bullet posted...

@electricbugs2, youre my favorite slammer of all time and all that, but your account is 13.

Youre account was made in Apr 2005.
In Apr 2006, your account turned 1.
In Apr 2007, it turned 2.
In Apr 2008, it turned 3.
In Apr 2009, it turned 4.
In Apr 2010, it turned 5.
In Apr 2011, it turned 6.
In Apr 2012, it turned 7.
In Apr 2013, it turned 8.
In Apr 2014, it turned 9.
In Apr 2015, it turned 10.
In Apr 2016, it turned 11.
In Apr 2017, it turned 12.
In Apr 2018, it turned 13.
In Apr 2019, it will turn 14.

Yeah! Slamming!

please tell me this is only a thing in the states

YourDrunkFather posted...

Hey, until today you didn't post for like a year according to your posting history. You should go back to that.

you should go back to your fake "games"

YukihoHagiwara posted...

maybe you should try getting a job

i work 60 hours a week

Alucard188 posted...

OP opines like an open latrine.

sorry i insulted your escapism simulator. try liking a game with actual gameplay and i might not annoy you as much

ultimate reaver posted...

tbh i dunno. bethesda has been making trash for ages and people just eat it up and post todd memes like drones

right

they all should've scored that low tbh

yes including new vegas

boring as shit

DeadSite posted...

No it didn't, today's Christmas

please tell me that's just a thing in the states

Conflict posted...

Is TC khlav? I remember the username but I don't remember if that's him

correct

mountain dew or crab juice

MarbyIsBack posted...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/518896762929545249/523287245743063050/kpop_isnt_a_music_genre.png

i want someone to tell me what part, if any, of that rant is wrong at all

electricbugs2 posted...

How old is a baby the minute it's born?

0

Figure out the rest, like my god.

okay but for legal purposes the year of life a person is currently in is said to be their age

and so the legal age of your account is 13

the age required to make an account on this website

your point is dare i say shallow and pedantic

OpShaft posted...

https://howlongagogo.com/date/2005/april/3

um wrong buddy boy. who did you buy your account from

electricbugs2 posted...

You would have just turned 18

then that means the age your account turned back in april of this year is..........

i mean i'm pretty sure you realize where you fucked up and this is just a weird attempt at a save but whatever

the absolute state of graduate-level useless degrees

electricbugs2 posted...

Hey genius, your account isn't a year old the day it's made. Come on, you can do it, I believe in you.

jesus

christ

you're actually

an idiot

let's try this:
if i was born on december 25 2000, how old would a legal document say i am today

like moreso than any other pop music, kpop's unabashed embracing of exclusion and aesthetics-over-everything is ridiculously worrisome

i don't think any other subculture makes its average participant more unhappy with themselves than kpop does

C_Pain posted...

good troll topic

just didnt take quite the direction i'd hoped for

karlpilkington4 posted...

People buy gamefaqs accounts? Is this a real thing?

in the minds of people who refresh this board all day looking for names they don't recognize so they can pick a fight with them for no reason, sure

electricbugs2 posted...

Apparently neither can you. Computers and phones come with calculators fyi.

your account turns 14 in april, not 13

i'm sorry it had to come to this

electricbugs2 posted...

We're tired of accounts from years ago being stolen or purchased and used to troll.

i'm the only-ever user of this account and if you got rid of the trolling this board would be legit barren anyway

karlpilkington4 posted...

I'm still on the fence on whether this date even happened.

what is wrong with you people

electricbugs2 posted...

Engineer_Gamer posted...

you wouldnt last long in a real major with math like that

I have a real major, and a post graduate.

Fail.

okay but you can't properly subtract 2005 from 2018

is this your brain on nearly 14 years of CE

electricbugs2 posted...

karlpilkington4 posted...

I'll be honest, I dont know what this means

My account turns 13 in April.

you wouldnt last long in a real major with math like that

electricbugs2 posted...

User Since: Sep 2015
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Active Posts: 1

imagine being on this website long enough that your account is old enough to legally make an account

I was just making conversation but this idiot decided to take it all personally