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Home Depot allows you to bring your dogs in nation-wide.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I know somebody who got kicked out of a Chinese buffet for threatening the staff when there was a hard chunk in the pork.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Well at the PJ stores you have to buy a PJ jacket for $60 if you want to stay warm while delivering pizzas. You are not allowed to wear your personal winter coats or it's a write-up etc.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I mean it was fun not being able to complete levels because a piece of furniture didn't spawn.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

23 and me gives away your DNA without a warrant.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

All the ones I get are just non-custodial father has his child.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I could've had that stock back when it was like $12 per share.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

The guy from The Eagles?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Looks like Bobby Brady.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Plus you have to go to the salon every 3 weeks just to maintain it. Have fun paying the bills boys.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

As a part-Slav I don't know what to think.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Not really
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I mean he owned restaurants going back to the 1930s. I'm sure there's some former employees still alive who can defend him.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

For context Col. Sanders opened his first restaurant during the Great Depression.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Be grateful Kelsey Grammer stopped his sex tape from getting released.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Col. Sanders was born in 1890.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Sega of America thought evil Soviets sold games.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

ArchiePeck posted...

The actual original outfit used for the digitised capture in the first game was red in real life, so technically Ermac!

Everybody had to wear red clothes for that stuff back then. I remember the captures for the old WWF 90s arcade games. Bret and Taker had red versions of their gear on.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

The jails and prisons screen the incoming and outgoing mail. He's not able to see everything.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Goodwill won't take CRT
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Law enforcement isn't going to do much for most rape complaints anyway.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I work nights at a hotel. I get complaints every time a black person breathes funny.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

He also made obnoxious loud noises when selling a hit.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

He was Democrat until like 2008.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Community property states
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

How come the feds never went after Urkel?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

CapnMuffin posted...

@ExtremeLuchador posted...

Stuff like this happens everywhere. US Bank made my friend come back from her honeymoon or be fired. She and her husband had to rent a car and drive 14 hours back.

Really? Kind of interested to hear the details on this (I work for US Bank)

It was a branch in Ohio. Her boss called her on her honeymoon and demanded she come in because of short-staffing. She was a supervisor. This happened in maybe 2005 or 2006.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Boogie will be a 10 point/5 rebound guy from here on out anyway. Look at David Robinson and Charles Barkley's numbers as big men coming off the same surgery.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Stuff like this happens everywhere. US Bank made my friend come back from her honeymoon or be fired. She and her husband had to rent a car and drive 14 hours back.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I've had so many people tell me places forgot to put oil in or put the cap back on. Always pop your hood afterwards.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Peter_Giffyndor posted...

SomeGuyUO posted...

I think they're the only fast food joint that keeps the machine behind the counter.

Wendy's

My local Wendy's has a touchscreen coke machine in the dining room.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

People call 911 because their neighbor looked at them outside.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Half the people I know with boats have them rotting in their garage once they needed repairs.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

DMC2 had executive meddling?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

DrProfessor posted...

ExtremeLuchador posted...

This reminds me of stings the Columbus Police Dept would run. They'd have an officer sunbath topless somewhere then arrest any guys who exposed themselves or touched her.

Whats the point of inciting someone to do wrong, and then arresting them for it? Are the cops secretly disappointed if no perverts show up?

I don't know. It's like when they run prostitution stings out of motels.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I tipped $7 on a $40 dinner. was that bad?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

This reminds me of stings the Columbus Police Dept would run. They'd have an officer sunbath topless somewhere then arrest any guys who exposed themselves or touched her.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

If you call the cops claiming somebody is threatening you they'll just tell you "oh call 911 if they show up."
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I avoided using summons in FFVII and VIII because the animations take forever.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Beerus erased this timeline's Roseanne.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

You guys don't have an old person in your neighborhood calling the cops on everybody for stupid **** ?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

I haven't been there in 25 years. I remember the waits were so bad you couldn't finish one of the parks in 12hours.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

The banks want a police report/investigation or they won't take it off your credit history. Families commit fraud on each other all the time.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Wasn't he the one who said a woman's economic stimulus should be finding a husband?
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Pretty much every woman I know has told me they've dealt with random relatives perving on them.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."

Zip drives would break if you looked at them funny.
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"It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said.
"I took 100 naps and we were still in the air."