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Topic | The return of the lewd (and occasionally other stuff) |
Firewood18 11/24/18 2:37:17 PM #489 | When I was younger I had a girlfriend that had no heat in her car. We would drive around and park somewhere and she'd say "if your hands are cold you can put them down here to warm them up". This went on for a week or so and then one time we stopped and she said "boy, don't your ears ever get cold?" --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | itt: post your random thoughts |
Firewood18 09/01/18 2:46:52 PM #230 | Is buying "distressed" clothing still a fashion thing? Because I want my new jeans to look new, not like the ones they're replacing. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | itt: post your random thoughts |
Firewood18 08/29/18 7:47:58 PM #223 | James Franco bought the movie rights for Chuck Palahniuk's Rant. I'm not so sure that's a good thing. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | itt: post your random thoughts |
Firewood18 08/24/18 9:00:30 AM #196 | Chewing gum is outlawed in Singapore. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | itt: post your random thoughts |
Firewood18 08/15/18 12:31:11 PM #162 | When an escalator breaks down, it just becomes stairs. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | itt: post your random thoughts |
Firewood18 08/09/18 11:30:28 AM #123 | ^ ain't nobody alive that can pull off the Triple Lindy, ok? Billions upon billions of people and animals urinating everyday for millions and millions of years. No wonder the oceans are so salty. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | itt: post your random thoughts |
Firewood18 08/07/18 9:27:48 AM #112 | In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey. Butane in my viens and I'm out to cut the junkies. With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | itt: post your random thoughts |
Firewood18 08/02/18 2:02:08 PM #90 | Jerry was a race car driver. He drove so goddamn fast. He never did win the checkered flag but he never did come in last. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | itt: post your random thoughts |
Firewood18 07/26/18 4:53:13 PM #58 | That's what Lewis Carrol said but the true answer is that --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | itt: post your random thoughts |
Firewood18 07/26/18 12:53:00 PM #56 | Does anyone else know the answer to the Alice in Wonderland riddle "how is a raven like a writing desk?"? --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | itt: post your random thoughts |
Firewood18 07/24/18 11:14:20 PM #38 | button hole glory hole pot hole butt hole black hole wiki hole watering hole dick hole key hole donut hole sink hole fox hole so many holes --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | To whoever has one of those old Game Boy Bricks |
Firewood18 07/24/18 11:50:39 AM #21 | I still have my old gameboy. Is it worth anything these days? I too find it fascinating to live in a time with such technological advances. If you look at the telescoping nature of all the milestones we've been making, it's easy to realize that we're heading for something big. Whether its something bad like accidentally opening a wormhole that damages our reality or something great like teleportation using entanglement is the big question. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | I was walking my dog and he peed on somebody's lawn and I got yelled at |
Firewood18 07/24/18 10:15:12 AM #68 | MICHALECOLE posted... Firewood18 posted...Would you throw your garbage in another persons garbage bin? I'd be yelling at you too if I caught you doing this. The ordinance for my city garbage pick up is that all garbage must be bagged. No loose garbage in the bin. That includes little baggies of poop. I curse the poo people like you that think its ok to toss your doggy droppings in my bin because you think it's convenient. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | I was walking my dog and he peed on somebody's lawn and I got yelled at |
Firewood18 07/22/18 11:18:26 PM #39 | Would you throw your garbage in another persons garbage bin? --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Rate that thing ~ Day 1748 ~ USB Flash Drive |
Firewood18 07/21/18 11:43:56 PM #6 | Great when stealing corporate secrets. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | It's been nearly a year since my wife left me. |
Firewood18 07/21/18 10:55:10 PM #15 | Tinder baby. To live in a time where that's now a thing. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Which of these cars have the most "asshole drivers"? |
Firewood18 07/20/18 4:16:09 PM #2 | In my experience its the Lexus owners. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | I had a dream MICHALECOLE and I were neighbors. |
Firewood18 07/20/18 11:55:09 AM #8 | green dragon posted... bro, format that paragraph better Get real. You can't format a dream. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | I had a dream MICHALECOLE and I were neighbors. |
Firewood18 07/20/18 11:40:26 AM #2 | Nice dream log entry. Some dreams can be so cool. Have fun trying to interpret it! --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Free Bird is like sex. |
Firewood18 07/19/18 2:45:26 PM #8 | lihlih posted... What are you guys talking about? Smashing to the oldies. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | I just left South Carolina driving to Maine |
Firewood18 07/19/18 2:39:01 PM #3 | Are we there yet? --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Free Bird is like sex. |
Firewood18 07/19/18 2:11:08 PM #3 | Kashmir is too. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Anyone here ever deal with OHSA? |
Firewood18 07/19/18 9:42:35 AM #6 | Nobody who quits gets a severance package and you're a moron for not using your pto before quitting. You deserve nothing but the peace of mind that you don't have to work at a job you didn't like. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | My friend told a woman, "fuck her and her ugly ass children." |
Firewood18 07/19/18 9:36:19 AM #15 | Real classy. You and you're friend should stick to shopping at Walmart. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | heliy is in purg for 30 days lmao |
Firewood18 07/19/18 9:33:42 AM #30 | You should just rage quit all your accounts because of flairs. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Rate that thing ~ Day 1746 ~ Microwave |
Firewood18 07/18/18 10:23:15 AM #8 | Hardly ever use mine except for popcorn. 5/10 --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Whats the most embarrassing date you've ever had? |
Firewood18 07/18/18 9:40:37 AM #49 | A girl farted and her immediate reaction was to start making out with me. This happened with two different girls I dated. I'm guessing it was thier way of covering up the embarrassment by distraction. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Crunchy Espresso M&Ms |
Firewood18 07/17/18 12:27:23 PM #5 | Dammit. Can't find them anywheres now. I tried the coffee nut ones but they aren't nearly as good. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Rate this cartoon series DAY 21: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987) |
Firewood18 07/17/18 12:23:46 PM #13 | Definitely a fun classic that turned into an out of control money making machine. The newer 2000's one was alot more slick and the characters and story had more depth. Plus, ice cream kitty. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | I make so much money I can just buy every video game no need for console wars |
Firewood18 07/15/18 10:55:18 PM #6 | I once found an Xbox in the trash. I traded in for cash and then bought a lotto ticket. I won a $1000 dollars a week for life. Yay for me. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Rocko's Modern Life |
Firewood18 07/15/18 10:41:08 PM #6 | Everybody knows a Mr Bighead. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Crunchy Espresso M&Ms |
Firewood18 07/15/18 10:36:04 PM #1 | Damn they are good. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Name a type of job that isn't food service or retail. |
Firewood18 07/15/18 10:28:20 AM #13 | Security --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | I think cultures should be treated the way Super markets are |
Firewood18 07/14/18 4:25:35 PM #17 | I don't get it. Are we cherry picking values of different cultures and putting them in shopping baskets of morality? --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | i got suspended again for talking about my first suspension |
Firewood18 07/14/18 4:17:04 PM #3 | Great. Now talk some shit with your Pokemon accounts and get them suspended too. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | How obsessed do you need to be to sleep with your phone? |
Firewood18 07/14/18 2:24:54 PM #48 | Why are you calling so late? Oh, the building is on fire? It can wait til morning... --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Why do so many people bash our wonderful US President? Hes a good man. |
Firewood18 07/14/18 2:20:58 PM #11 | I have to admit I was nonplussed when upon meeting Queen Elizabeth, he failed to grab her by the pussy. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Was anybody here affected by that build a bear fiasco? |
Firewood18 07/13/18 10:09:44 AM #11 | My wife and kid waited 3 hrs for a $6 Eevee. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | I want a girlfriend so I can pay cheap rent. |
Firewood18 07/12/18 11:41:51 PM #11 | Because cohabitation is all about splitting rent. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Chaos in the malls because of a stuffed animal |
Firewood18 07/12/18 11:34:17 PM #5 | Zeus posted... I guess it's one way to get around paying $35 or $40 for a Bulbasaur plush... although really not worth it with all the waiting. Plus you would have ended up paying double. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Onion news is the only real news for me |
Firewood18 07/12/18 11:23:27 PM #4 | Great site. It was pretty funny when N Korea thought it was a legit source when they were being praised in one of their articles. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | man i just saw the coolest video on youtube |
Firewood18 07/12/18 11:20:37 PM #3 | Me too. I watch cool videos on YouTube all the time. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Chaos in the malls because of a stuffed animal |
Firewood18 07/12/18 11:18:48 PM #1 | Pay your age at Build A Bear. Mayhem I tell you, absolute bedlam. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Whats the most radnom thing you've seen a drunk person do? |
Firewood18 07/12/18 3:58:02 PM #23 | Shimmy up a tree just to sit on a branch. Their forearms were shredded and bleeding quite a bit. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Hello! |
Firewood18 07/11/18 10:11:39 PM #31 | How do you impregnate a fortress? --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Happy 7-11 Day! |
Firewood18 07/11/18 3:35:05 PM #7 | Can't turn down some free cold sugar water. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | What are some good horror movies |
Firewood18 07/11/18 11:57:07 AM #13 | In the Mouth of Madness The Gate Room 1408 Deliverance The Cube --- (edited 1 second ago) |
Topic | Rate that thing ~ Day 1741 ~ Pain Relievers |
Firewood18 07/11/18 11:44:38 AM #6 | I wouldn't be able to work today without them. --- (edited 1 second ago) |
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