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TopicAlready got a raise, gonna go for another one
Firewood18
02/15/21 1:38:26 AM
#7
It is a bit of protuberance into my game but Im willing to fill that hole of discrepancy for the greater good and perpetuity.

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TopicWell... I insulted a customer.
Firewood18
02/15/21 1:22:44 AM
#23
wearing a mask reminds people of how much they smell like ass.
miffed and distgruntled humans need a breath and a mint.

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TopicAlready got a raise, gonna go for another one
Firewood18
02/15/21 1:15:18 AM
#1
Certificate training is boss.

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TopicMaybe I should start smoking cigarettes
Firewood18
02/01/21 12:41:10 AM
#26
Kurt Vonnegut at age 82, wanted to sue Pall Mall for not killing him as promised.

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TopicSo I went out to see that Jupiter/Saturn star thing and didnt see shit.
Firewood18
12/21/20 11:02:53 PM
#5
Cloudy with a chance of disappointment. Perfect 2020.

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TopicFavorite Christmas gifts from childh
Firewood18
12/21/20 11:00:04 PM
#1
A giant yellow motorized crane
NES with 12 games
GI JOE 3 level tank
Huffy White Heat 12 speed

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TopicWatching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Firewood18
10/31/20 7:39:15 PM
#8
Theres no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
Theres no knowing where were rowing
Or which way the rivers flowing
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
is a hurricane a blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So surely the danger must be growing
Are the fires of hell glowing?
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
and they certainly arent showing
any signs that they are slowing!

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh


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TopicWhich was your favorite sean connery movie?
Firewood18
10/31/20 7:28:33 PM
#16
A Fine Madness

nobody has probably seen it though. I only watched it because I read the novel.

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TopicIf 10 people besides me post in this topic I will have a rootbeer float tonight.
Firewood18
10/22/20 11:53:58 PM
#3
I scream
you scream

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Topicthere is something i cant understand. (alcohol related)
Firewood18
10/22/20 11:52:40 PM
#6
Ol E is just bad. Period.

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TopicMy refrigerator is on the fritz
Firewood18
10/22/20 11:20:22 PM
#1
So Im fixing it.
I took off the interior back panel of the freezer and cleared the frost build up.
the compressor solenoid switch has been a problem too.


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TopicLopez. Lopez.. Lopez!
Firewood18
10/18/20 12:51:41 AM
#4
Holy shot he won

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TopicLopez. Lopez.. Lopez!
Firewood18
10/17/20 11:09:49 PM
#1
Lopez. Lopez?

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TopicMost people will never truly uppercut someone in their life
Firewood18
10/02/20 11:18:59 PM
#10
I did the back breaker to somebody once.

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TopicBeloved thespian Rick Moranis punched in head in unprovoked attack
Firewood18
10/02/20 11:16:25 PM
#23
Maybe this is just what happens when you yell Please, somebody let me in! when in NYC.

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TopicDonald Trump and Melania test positive for COVID
Firewood18
10/02/20 11:13:37 PM
#232
Wag the virus

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TopicBeloved thespian Rick Moranis punched in head in unprovoked attack
Firewood18
10/02/20 2:39:55 PM
#4
What next? Shots fired on the Sesame Street set?

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TopicIs there a superhero that doesn't have a tragic backstory?
Firewood18
09/26/20 12:27:15 PM
#29
ranagrande posted...
the Incredibles

ok. And I agree with Wonder Woman, Captain America, Vision, War Machine and Thor.

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TopicPOLL: Best PS2 game ever?
Firewood18
09/25/20 11:26:53 PM
#27
Katamari Damacy

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TopicIs there a superhero that doesn't have a tragic backstory?
Firewood18
09/25/20 11:24:22 PM
#1
Not orphaned, parents still alive or died peacefully, no childhood trauma?

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TopicImagine making less than $20 an hour when youre over 20 yrs old in 2020.
Firewood18
08/22/20 6:26:07 PM
#42
Some people die and go to the grave
Most people die and go to work

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Topicdrunk super nintendo
Firewood18
08/19/20 11:38:35 PM
#3
Mystical Ninja is awesome but the difficulty curve gets steep unless you have a trick to get money. Great to play drunk if youre only going to the fair level to play side games.

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TopicI got a new Soldering Iron today
Firewood18
08/19/20 9:32:40 PM
#2
Thats hot

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TopicUnderrated comedy films
Firewood18
08/19/20 9:27:56 PM
#16
Men at Work
Thats My Boy
What We do in the Shadows
KungFu Hustle

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TopicMy kitten died
Firewood18
08/19/20 12:36:09 AM
#34
putting things down crunching them accidentally under cars
you are all just killing them softly, with your love..

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TopicI'm badk
Firewood18
08/19/20 12:21:40 AM
#2
You probably never rode a horse and AC/DC is simply ok rock.

glad youre feeling chipper tho

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TopicFor those that have credit and debit cards.
Firewood18
08/19/20 12:16:32 AM
#25
Venmo is pretty cool when you dont have cash on hand at certain moments.

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TopicCan we all stop pretending?
Firewood18
08/19/20 12:12:11 AM
#30
So be good, for goodness sake.
Whoa, somebodys comin
somebodys coming.
(we need to get out of here)

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TopicWe write a story 5 words at a time
Firewood18
08/19/20 12:04:00 AM
#10
clearly obsolete once you consider

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TopicMy kitten died
Firewood18
08/19/20 12:00:31 AM
#14
Carefree dude takes care of kitten.
uncaring irony kills kitten.

if a raccoon or something else killed it then it would be sad. But your horrible karma is what did it and you are only the only one to blame.

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TopicFavorite coffee stain?
Firewood18
08/18/20 12:33:14 AM
#1
Where does it drip?







Covefe

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TopicDoes God Draw in Straight Lines?
Firewood18
08/15/20 11:51:13 PM
#4
Nah. Look at lightening, its all scraggly.

god is all about the curves

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TopicTrump brought peace to the middle east
Firewood18
08/15/20 11:46:08 PM
#14
Were talking
Cats and dogs
living together
Mass hysteria!

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Topicmy skin is pissing me off
Firewood18
08/15/20 9:44:10 PM
#4
Your epidermis is showing.

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TopicHow do you carry your cellphone?
Firewood18
08/15/20 5:15:19 PM
#11


Zeus posted...
takes up a bit more space and often adds a layer of inconvenience.
Alot of people feel that way about condoms.

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TopicHow do you carry your cellphone?
Firewood18
08/15/20 4:41:57 PM
#7
Veeerrrrryyy carefully. Its brand new.

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