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I already drink about 80-100oz a day though

teep_ posted...

Judgement, I guess?

In general, I tend to get more anxious over irl interactions than online ones. You can't really tell when talking to me, since I've learned to outwardly project confidence to some extent, but inside I can be anywhere from as confident as I look to a nervous mess depending on the situation

If your coworkers have any ounce of empathy theyll understand. Flaking the day before is better than forcing yourself to do something you dont really wanna do. Itll come across whether u mean it or not

teep_ posted...

You should mix in your own confessions to the ones posted. It's not like we'd be able to tell which ones are yours

Also, obligatory "feel free to hornypost in my DMs" tbqh fr fr

I already have ;00000
adding my own confessions is a good way to bump the topic and get new submissions tho mayb that one should have been put in the Confessionary LOL

I had a crush on N from pokemon B&W does that count

i confess that I used to hornypost on anonymous apps. I got.. gratification from the attention I got when I posted nsfw pics >.>

teep_ posted...

But that's scary

but what are you so afraid of??

I have done much worse things than anyone at all knows about me.

idk if my body is ready for this tbh

I want to [redacted] a canine in [redacted].

no, using fancy words doesNOT ABSOLVE YOU OF THIS CRIME

I confess that I had maybe 4 shots too many but it feels pretty good so.. letS KEEP IT ROLLIN BOIS

I feel so worthless both online and in real life. From like mid 2022 to mid 2023 I stopped posting on gamefaqs completely (still lurked tho) because I didnt think anyone gave a damn about me. That whole year I dont think I saw a single post about me or received a single PM from anyone wondering if I was okay, which just kinda confirmed my suspicion. And Id like to think I was a fairly active member of CE. I tried to integrate myself back in when I started posting again in 2023, but that feeling never really went away. And now Im thinking about just stopping again cause I still feel worthless and like no one gives a crap about me. (Yeah Im the same confession as the other friend one from a little earlier).

You're not alone in that, at least. I imagine that the many of the peeps on this board have had similar experiences. Forums like this are finicky in that you can be so social with others while still feeling more alone than ever

Person who posted the cleanup confession here. Yeah, I think it has helped me. My steam, discord, and battle net accounts are significantly less bloated and filled with people I never chat with. Also I dont get dumb notifications anymore telling me said people who I never speak or game with are playing a game or doing something.

It's for the better tbh. My pms and discord friend list are farrr larger than I actually need/interact with. But I have attachment issues so idk if I'd ever truly delete anyone >.>

i know who the person who confessed they have literally no friends is. id be willing to bet $100 on it im so confident but im not sure how badly name dropping him would be received

Eh, probably not. I doubt you know. I think that the amount of lonely people on this board is higher than you think

I wish my partner was cheating on me so I would have an excuse to leave. Partner has helped keep me extremely unhappy for years. I have no one I can talk to about my feelings and can't safely leave currently. Praying every night that I find an out.

You can leave them at any time, for any reason. I'm sorry you feel so trapped that you wish that your partner cheated. You have options, one way or another

My worst sin is [redacted] my 1st girlfriend a few times. Well at least I consider it [redacted]. We were sexually active when I was ages 14-16; she was a year older than me . There were a few instances where she didn't want it and just gave in because I emotionally manipulated her after she'd say NO initially. The absolute worst thing I did was when I slipped it in while we were cuddling the day before she moved (she had flashed me previously for some context but she never said she wanted sex). She did not look comfortable with this so I stopped and acted like nothing happened. Didn't realize I was a creep [redacted] until years later. It took the popularity of the MeTOO movement for me to start reflecting. I also read a book that had a [redacted] teenage character (occured in 1 chapter) and ngl he reminded me of myself at that age. I do regret my past actions but I feel there is no real forgiveness for me. I would never bring this up to anyone in real life. I'm not sure how my 1st gf feels but probably best I never contact her again. This stuff happened about 15 years ago for context.

Damn this is definitely a confession >.>

I made plans with work friends on Saturday. It's now Friday and I don't feel like taking part. Partially because I'm out almost every weekend this month and would appreciate one day to decompress at home. What do??

Text: Hey guys! So I know that we made plans for Saturday but I'm honestly feeling pretty drained and need tomorrow to myself take it easy. If ya'll wanna do this next weekend or some other time though, I'd love to join!
Or something to that effect. They probably wont be assholes about it; you'd be surprised how accepting peeps are about that stuff

I really wanted to post this earlier, but decided against it as I figured it would be better posted anonymously. Ive gotten really sick of people in general over the years. I hate people who say they like you, want to be your friend, want to do stuff with you, etc. but then put in ZERO effort to ever talk or interact with you. Ive recently put my phone on my nightstand and adopted the philosophy of if someone wants to be my friend, they will reach out. If they dont, they wont. I hardly text anyone anymore because of that. And I dont buy the BS excuses like Im too busy working to text or Im not really a texting person lol! I HATE those excuses. No one is THAT busy that they need 2 weeks to respond to a simple text. And the people who always say they dont like texting certainly dont seem to mind it whenever I see them in person. Everyone feels so fake to me and its why I say I literally, actually have no friends. Because I dont have anybody that regularly talks to me or actually puts in effort to see me. I hate it so much. I just want a friend that actually gives a damn about me and is willing to put in the tiniest amount of effort.

Yeah that's really rough I wish I had a solution for you >.>
Most peeps are flakes, me included. But if it makes you feel any better the flakes probably have no friends either!

I deleted like 50% of my steam friend list because the vast majority of the people on it I havent spoken to or played a game with in a year or greater. Why bother adding someone to your friend list if youre just going to sit there and do nothing with me? I also cleaned up my discord and battle net accounts for the same reason.

Do you think clearing out the lists have helped you in some way?

What do Barack Obama and a Spanish policeman have in common? They both wanna [Redacted] a dog in [Redacted]. and so do I.

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Harpie this, Crimsoness that. Does no one remember the true queen of CE Aeriis?

She's a qt too, 10/10 stunner, AND smart

Since you guys want actual confessions or whatever.... How does one cope with the reality that they may have PTSD from childhood? I see several counselors a week, and yet I still find it difficult to not just assume I'm either being a pussy or what I experienced wasn't "bad enough". I have quite a few symptoms of what I'd consider to be PTSD, but it would feel silly to lump me in with actual like... Soldiers and shit, right? I mean I know there's levels to everything, but even just typing this out I feel like I'm being a baby. My confession then, would be that I can't see myself as having experienced trauma because I downplay anything that happens to me, but I experience residual effects from childhood daily that have fundamentally shaped who I am as a person. I've become pretty numb to most things in my life, but still have seemingly random triggers that cause intense emotions, usually negative. Sorry if this is too real or something, you don't have to read if you don't want to. Also docs mobile only let's me see like 30 characters at a time so I apologize for any weirdness in this message.

You're definitely not a pussy or too weak to have PTSD. Childhood ptsd is usually different in that it came come from years of trauma, instead of one big event. I had issues accepting my diagnosis too. You're valid fam, and your trauma is real no matter who else's trauma it's compared to

I wish I could see CrimsonAngel's favorite lunch to have on a nice peaceful day.

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What IS her favorite lunch??

I wish I was in a room with Crimsoness and Harpie... so I could see their reaction in person when I fucking Rickroll them.

My body is always ready for 80's pop, COME AT ME

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Canadian walk into a bar. They sit down and start chatting about a recent sportsball game. Long story short, I wanna [REDACTED] a dog in [REDACTED].

im gonna LOSE MY MIND I CANNOT DEAL WITH THESE ANYMORE THIS IS TORTURE

I had an encounter with Kate Mara in Vegas this week, even said hi to her, and had no idea who she even was at the time. It was only when I was talking to a coworker that I realized it was a celeb

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Give us all the details, how'd you actually meet her?

Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FUCKING SCARED OF HIM

I'LL LET HIM KNOW CAPTN, THAT THIS VEGAN AS STURDY AS A FRESH HUNK OF BROCCOLLI I have no bf but I'll figure somethin out for u

IMO, the trolling rule on this site has failed since it allows people like Scotty to run amok and single handedly ruin the dragon ball board. We all know these people are trolls yet theyre allowed to exist because gamefaqs trolling rule is worded weirdly.

It was never designed to work. But also what is he doin on dragonballz??

Ive submitted this confession in past topic I think, but I find it weird how people act differently around female posters like Harpie ITT. Stop acting so fake and just be yourself around girls jfc.

I'm not sure it's in their DNA

I like calling people goofs. OP, youre a goof.

Yeah well, I think you're a yanker!

A dog walks into a police station. He walks up to the desk and rings the bell. A clerk comes over to assist them. "Hi, I'd like to file a complaint," the dog says. "I've been dabbling in this online message board, Current Events, and there's something really disturbing me that the admins won't do anything about." The clerk gives him a funny look, but takes notes. "And what would you like us to make them do?", she asks the dog. The dog looks at her and says, "I'd really like it if they'd ban Turbam."

This had me on the edge of my seat thank god you wanna ban Turbam
@Turbam this is the second confession wishing to ban you, WHAT do you have to say for yourself??

Hey, person who posted the crush on the best friend confession. Thats a totally understandable opinion and I was leaning towards suppressing my feelings too, because kinda like what you said our friendship is extremely precious to me and I dont want to lose that. Shes my go to for basically everything and shes one of the few people Ive actually felt like is a true friend. Like she actually wants to talk to me more often than a single text once a month, she actually cares about what I think and feel, and she takes interest in my interests. So I very much dont want to ruin this friendship.

Exactly, preserving the friendship you have is worth more than the risk of telling her you want to date her. I know that probably feels shitty, considering that you are catching romantic feelings, but it's probably for the best.

It's entirely possible for her to develop feelings on her own eventually. I admit that I've also developed crushes on my guy friends before.. it happens. Imo it's better to leave the ball in her court, because if she likes you in that way, she'll be hinting at it too.

As the woman, hearing a best guy friend confess romantic feelings feels like a gut punch more often than not. It brings up uncomfortable questions. The reason is that, since you already have established a close friendship, why is what we have not enough? Is it just the physical connection he wants? How long has he felt this way, and has he only pretended to be my friend because he wants to sleep with me?

deanshow posted...

I ran one of those topics when Harpie got clipped for it. Some of the shit I've read were way worse than anything here.

I remember that lol. So many detailed rape fantasies and threats it was kinda nuts. I haven't gotten anything like that in this Confessionary though, which is the first time ever so far!

I wish I could see Crimsonesss toes

Oh lawdy here we go

Okay I've got a legit Crimson confession to post. I really like her and enjoy talking to her and it always seems like she enjoys talking to me as well, but then she always ends up ignoring me, blocking/dropping me (on social media), or acting like I don't exist. But this all happens on a cycle, which just confuses me further. I don't know if she actually want to talk to me/be my friend or if she hates my guts and just puts up with me.

It's most likely not you, it sounds like a lot anxious attachment behaviors

Mod here. DToast is planning to shut down CE sometime in June. Mods have been discussing what we're going to do about this. A few are planning to make a spinoff that aims to be as similar as possible. Some say they'll just move on with life. Personally, I wanna [redacted] dog in [redacted].

You almost had me for a second there tbh

I have a tough situation. I am a guy, my best friend is a girl and I've recently started getting feels for her. I never really had this crush on her and I've known her for years, but it just kinda appeared overnight. I'm torn because on one hand she's my best friend and I cherish our bond far too much to "risk" it but then again she really is everything I'd look for in someone. She also told me the other day she's kinda started talking to someone (but said he's too far away for her to likely consider it) and it kinda made me jealous lol. I dunno, should I just suppress these feelings so I can keep my best friend? That's what I'm leaning towards because I 100% do not want to lose her friendship.

This is gonna be an unpopular opinion, but you should definitely suppress your feelings. Explaining that you like her has a 0.01% chance of working and a 99.99% chance of failure. It's really not worth the risk, especially if she is actively pursuing other people has has not shown that kind of interest towards you before. You may be able to test the waters with a joke about a marriage pact or something, just to gauge her reaction, but imo it's better to enjoy her friendship.

Good friends are so hard to find, and when you have a good buddy, that is precious and you should protect that relationship at all costs. There is nothing wrong with being just friends. A good friend is much harder to find than a good partner.

when is it my turn to trauma dump on ce

Whenever you're ready bby the floor is all yours!

Used to work in a senior position for a fairly big company. A competitor approached me asking for inside info. They offered a pretty amazing sum of money if I helped them but I declined. But they wouldn't stop pestering me. Said they could get me anything I wanted. So I told them... I wanna [REDACTED] a dog in [REDACTED].

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST I GET IT, TWO OF THESE IN ONE POST???
Im suing u for emotional damages
idk who ya'll are but I will FIND OUT

I know you're not political, so don't feel like you have to respond if you don't want to, but part of me hopes Donald Trump wins in Nov, even though it's gonna be horrible for pretty much every group that's not a white, hetero man. It's because it's probably the only way for any meaningful change. As Aang once said, "only when hit our lowest point are we open to the greatest change." Also please try to not derail Harpie's thread guys. There's a reason this is anonymous. Just want to say my piece and move on.

Lmao Trump can bring some meaningful change all right. Good change? No. But he'll bring changes!

The dating scene after college is rough. Online dating feels awful and in person events seems rare these days. Can't remember the last time I met someone new. Makes me feel like I'm the problem in trying to find someone though I know that's not true.

Ive heard this a lot. Theres really nowhere else that has the sheer number of likeminded people ur age that are ready to fuck than on a college campus
Just last week I was approached by a guy on campus. He was CUTE. He asked me a few questions, I flirted a bit, then he said he was only talking to me because of a sociology class and LEFT
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Maybe its not all cracked up to be over here..

"lmao to be honest I'm really not sure why some people thirst over me. My body is nothing special and for some reason ce wants to see my boobs despite 1) being small and 2) having scars from a breast reduction.. I don't get it" ------ 1) your height is irrelevant to whether you're attractive or not, same goes for breast size. 2) people who aren't assholes aren't gonna care about scars. own that shit. it's a story to tell and it's not something to be ashamed of. be proud that you have something unique about you

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This is very sweet, 10/10 advice so thank you. Imma be my boobie scarred, womanlet, chaotic self and NO ONE will stop me

I recently acquired an gaming PC and started experimenting with mods. Skyrim in particular. Lots of cool mods. I found this one a while back that turns all the crabs into Zoidbergs. That was pretty awesome. But the one mod I'm looking for but can't find, I want a mod that lets me [Redacted] a dog in [Redacted].

Im gonna get nam flashbacks everytime someone posts a confession over 3 sentences now- ARE YOU HAPPY?? IS THIS WHAT WINNING IS SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE???

I must confess that I secretly want to play Mario Party with some friends just to see how it causes them to react. I want to watch the grudges form and hear the expletive laden rants directed toward each other that will inevitably result from playing. Does that desire to sow chaos make me evil? If not, what would take me that final step? If so, is there anything I could do to be more evil somehow in this scenario?

It does make you evil- I would know because I organize Mario Party rooms just to sow chaos and deceit. Maybe a way to become more evil is to made side deals with literally everyone, then backstab them all in the end
God I needa get some Mario Party going again

I wish I could see Crimsonesss melons

Shes too cool for all of us ._.

Even as a life long Democrat, I hate the fact that CE is SO left that you cant even have a conversation about any merits of the other side of the argument. Theres zero grey area. Youre either 100% with, or look at with venom. It creates an echo chamber, and it makes for terrible discussion.

I think that its directly related to the radical extremism that has been taking over worldwide tbh. People are less willing to argue with someone they see as far right, because the far right doesnt argue about policies- they argue about peoples rights. It unsettles people, so I can understand why ce has become more hostile to non-left leaning views.
And such is the cycle anyways. Maybe in 15 years the general population will lean right again, and youll see an uptick in popular sentiment that is anti-left
Keep in mind I know very little about politics so pls dont come for me, political cemen

I get irritated talking to people online because some people seem to want to 'argue' (read: fight) over every little thing like they just took a debate class or something (especially if they use 'strawman' or 'fallacy' as part of their 'argument')) Some people are not putting stuff out there so you can pick apart what they said.

Arguing on the internet is lame anyways, thats why I shitpost instead!

Thoughts on beans. ?

BEANS BEANS good for ur heart but the more u eat the more u fart

ItzKnightz posted...

I'm taller then Harpie.

Is this supposed to be difficult

I was [Redacted] as a teenager by a guy I met from the internet. He picked me up at the mall and took me out to a remote area and forced me to [Redacted sex act] or he'd leave me in there and I had no idea where I was and cellphones weren't really a thing. I've only ever told one other person.

I'm sorry that happened to you. That's pretty heavy, but I'm glad you felt safe enough to confide in even one person.

you really should out the guy who found your facebook though, or at least allude to their identity

Idk, he's known to be some kind of monster on these boards. Haven't seen his face in a while here actually..

Crimsoness is really really pretty

She really really is. A 10/10. She's got that kinda mysterious, effortlessly hot kinda look

I got in a car accident, that's all.

What'd you do that for?? Smh cemen these days

DocileOrangeCup posted...

I'm hesitant to call anybody I'm not super familiar with by their name ever because, even if I'm 95% sure I know their name, I feel like I'll fuck up and say the wrong one.

Also no sorry I sold my last BRAIN NEURON for a large Wendy's chili with cheese and onion.

You ever do that though? Actually call someone the wrong name? If there's lore here I need to know what it is

Wtf you were supposed to SAVE it for later!! Smh and at Wendy's too?? Maybe I'm a hater but Wendys isnt worth ur last neuron. Maybe ihop but not Wendys

thronedfire2 posted...

ok 4'11 is pretty short
but you shouldn't be worried about your belly. everyone has a belly.
some people even have a belly that weighs almost as much as you do.
you ever say a word so many times that it starts to sound weird? that's how I feel about belly now.

HighSeraph posted...

You're itty bitty!

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Listen here buckos, like I said, I got 6'4 energy so you better watch yourself before you wreck yourselves. With a ladder, anything is possible and I will NOT hesitate to dump fondue on all of your heads

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Locked up for life? I'll do you one better- he's dead!
Lmfao he passed away at the same time as my mom. It was an accidental fentanyl overdose; their usual crack dealer must've been outta town or somethin idk.

I know it's really fucked up, but learning he passed away with my mom gave me so much peace. I would have never felt settled if she had died and he survived.

thronedfire2 posted...

How tall are you? You can barely see any hint of belly in that pic lol

105 pounds is pretty tiny

I have 4'11 but I have 6'4 energy so that basically means I'm tall as fuck. 105 seems small but it's still the the mid range of a normal BMI for my height. Me at 115lb rn is nearing an overweight BMI
It's a SCAM

HighSeraph posted...

Just out me why don't you?

Oh uh... I just thought it was a theory..
Hi Crimson!!

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Is this true!? I'm so dense I've not recognized one of your new accounts like 4 times at this point

LOL this is me as well I am so fuckin dumb when it comes to recognizing people. I needa buy some brain neurons or something, you know where to get those?

What are your favorite type of museums Harpie? Art, Science, or History?

Tbh I haven't been to many museums; most of them cost money I don't really have. I'd probably be into science and history museums the most, but I'd definitely would need to go with someone else. Part of the fun would be being able to talk with someone else about what we're seeing

I witnessed my Dad have a tantrum over my Mom not wanting any intimancy last night. He pulled the "im the breadwinner of the house" card and threatened to kick her out amongst other things to try to hurt her ego. He ended up sleeping on the couch. Also yes im still living with my family. I feel bad for my mom although she acts like nothing happened. I will eventually move out and if my mom wants to live with me ill let her. My dad's a serial cheater and cant control his emotions. Thank god he doesnt hit us but still, he needs to calm tf down. Im also pretty sure he is preventing my mom from seeing her parents that may die within this decade (they are old).

Jeez, I'm sorry for your mother. That is a long time to be living with an abuser like that. When do you think you can move out?

But damn this really brought back some unpleasant memories for me. Genuinely, I feel kinda sick now.
Sad Harpie storytime below, don't read if you wanna have a good time lol
One of the last times I saw my mom, she came to me with a swollen black eye and a dislocated shoulder. Her hair had been crudely hacked off with scissors by her bf, and she was skinny as a rail. My grandma and I took her to the ER for her shoulder, and she begged and begged me to not tell paramedics her bf did that to her. I kept my mouth shut and she was dead within the year. The idea that maybe she could still be alive had I said something still keeps me awake at night sometimes.

Past users doing stuff to their dogs has nothing to do with the confessions, I assure you. I'm just bored and referencing the Blink 182 song.

lol WHAT. Has that been it this entire time?? Wtf is Blink 182 doin with the dogs...

Raising Cane's is pretty mid

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ur so wrong for this

I'm the confessor from the last topic who confessed to writing a "furry Danganronpa" story. To give a quick summary, after binging through the series during COVID lockdown I wanted more, so I decided to write my own. The cast wound up becoming furries to put a different spin on it, and to give some interesting traits to lean on for some characters, like a half-sheep half-tiger girl who's self-conscious about the stripes in her wool. Anyway, I wanted to report that unfortunately, I had to abandon writing the story because as it turned out, nobody cared to read it. I made it about 30 chapters at 4000 words apiece, which covered up to the third murder, before giving up. Part of me wants to finish the story anyway, but a bigger part doesn't see the point with no audience. :(

Your story sounds awesome, so if you want to continue writing it; do it! Your worth is not determined by the amount of people who read it, and basing your purpose for writing based on others is setting yourself up for failure. Prove it to yourself that you can see it through; make yourself proud

Harpie: "my body's ready for the leak" Me: Hell yeah...

I thought we were leaking DToasts criminal history?? What's wrong???

Secretly wish people would thirst over me like they do for you, ngl

lmao to be honest I'm really not sure why some people thirst over me. My body is nothing special and for some reason ce wants to see my boobs despite 1) being small and 2) having scars from a breast reduction.. I don't get it
But I mean if you also want the ceman that found my facebook because he's convinced we were in a relationship, go ahead! Take him, please! He's freaking me out.. he's a familiar face here on ce too >.>

I'm glad to call Harpie my friend. We took a chance inviting her to the Drinking Discord and it hasn't been an awful experience.

Aww, thank you <333
The drinking group is hilarious and I'm glad to contribute to the chaos, sometimes

I desire to engage [Redacted] with a canine.

WHO started this meme in my Confessionary??? You better speak the fuck up cause I need a word with you

mashed potatoes. Gravy. chicken Fingers. jeepers Creepers

Idk what this means but I would like to take this time to say that Raising Canes has the best fried chicken tenders on the planet

My wife and I were looking at a home that we were interested in buying. I had to take a dump in the worst way, so I used the bathroom. Could not find toilet paper anywhere, so I wiped my ass on a towel and put it back in the rack. I still feel bad about it, even though it was over 10 years ago. We didnt buy the house.

Wtf, at least have the decency to steal the towel at that point. Why didn't you commit?? Finding no towel >>>>>>> finding your towel covered in shit

Imagine a 50 megaton fart blast. Like, the blast power of Tsar Bomba but no heat, no radioactive fallout, just a massive blast wave of the foulest fart odor imaginable.

This is probably the next stage of chemical terrorism tbh. I hear your mom would be able to initiate the blast the day after Taco Tuesday.

Why did the Canadian bishop go to the drycleaners? Because I wanna [Redacted] dog in [Redacted].

not AGAIN pls no I can't do this anymore
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I like to pretend that I'd enjoy having an abusive girlfriend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrPUvC7q6AY&ab_channel=NickiDaily

Yall realize highseraph is crimsoness right? I'm not sure she could be more unsubtle lmao

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omg
The conspiracy begins. Is Crimson the gift that keeps on giving???

you must be sick of the tit pic requests so plz post ass

see THAT is something I am willing to get behind. My ass has seen SO much progress in the last year it's crazy

I wish I was better at putting my thoughts into words. A lot of my interactions and arguments on CE over the years stem from that problem.

have u thought about speech therapy? I say that cause I need it too ._.

Dear, Harpie . I do, have a confession. I believe you are one of the last best posters we have left, I believe I speak for us all when I say thank you. I still have a sign pic of you from like, 4 years ago. Always remember Youre a rockstar! You can do this$

Aww, thank you so much!! You're one of the lucky few that ever got a sign pic it seems- you must've been worthy in my eyes <33

Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.

Not even Long Dick Johnson has 3 inches?? Smh

I got soap in my pee hole and it burned

But what'd you do that for??

teep_ posted...

oof

on the one hand, unsolicited dick pics are never cool

on the other, I cringed just reading that

He didn't deserve it. It wasn't 100% unsolicited since we were definitely flirting but I did not expect it. Nonetheless I probably could have been more discreet wirh my friends >.>

HighSeraph posted...

lol I forgot all about tiny chad feels like forever ago

I have more recent updates on him too, ce's body isn't ready

teep_ posted...

Come be active in the Turbam discord harpie.

I said hi, now I should be good for the next 6 months

Pororin posted...

Pororin!

HighSeraph posted...

You said you wouldn't tell anyone!

I can't help it- it just happened!!

Basically I was flirting with tiny chad (5'2 gym bro) and he sent me an unsolicited dick pic on snap. I told my two friends, since he sent me the pic while we were on a 2am Denny's spree, and they LOST it. They begged and begged to know how big his dick was. I refused to say. They begged for over an hour; worn down, I finally let them know. It was about the length of his middle finger. Keep in mind that all 4 of us (me, 2 friends, and tiny chad) were ALL coworkers.

The next day at work, they see me sitting next to him on our lunch break. One of them hands me a note. It says, "3 inches." I immediately become beet red upon reading it. My friends laugh like maniacs, this is the funniest shit in the world apparently. Tiny chad notices their teasing and my extremely embarrassed face. He asks, "Harpie, what's on that paper?" I refuse to answer, and try to hide it away from him.

TINY CHAD LUNGES ACROSS THE TABLE to grab it from me. Since he's a gym bro and literally goes to bodybuilding competitions, he wins and grasps the paper from me. Without thinking, he reads it out loud for the rest of our boomer coworkers to hear: "THREE INCHES"

At first, he's confused. What is so funny about 3 inches? THEN, the realization sets in. His face drops. Everyone else in that room starts laughing except me cause I wanna cry. I didn't want this. Then he storms out the break room with the saddest look on his face I've ever seen.

I'm not proud of it ._.

I confess that one time I accidentally outed my coworker for having a micropenis >.>

Didn't he just ask for a 1 billion dollar salary?

Erika_Redmark posted...

In software engineering, there is very rarely ever something that is considered superior in every respect. What's important is understanding what something is, and what problems it is well suited to solving... and what problems it isn't. And then furthermore, why.

Generally, the language is supporting arrays because that's the logical primitive of an, well, array of some type. The items are laid out in memory contiguously (I won't get into CPU cache lines right now) when defined in this way. This is just a primitive and if you had no standard library at all, you could still make an array because it's intrinsic to the language itself.

ArrayList is, indeed in most cases, a better choice for APIs and most standard usage and is implemented using an actual array, but provides easier and cleaner methods for operating on it, and behaves better with the rest of the Java generic type system. It implements the List interface which helps with writing generic code (I just need to take some list, not some specific kind of list). However, it shouldn't be seen as a superior alternative -- it is backed by the concept of an array primitive... but then again so are a lot of other data structures. Primitives map to the low level 'stuff' you need in order to get started building anything else on top of it. The closer you get to primitives the more speed and power you have, but the harder the code can be to read. A lot of software engineering is going to be understanding why these things exist and making informed choices on what structures work best for what reasons. In the ArrayList example, you have a very basic list structure implemented in the library backed by the primitives of the language. In many cases, this is what you need when you want some list of items.

Private/public and all that is another aspect of software design where the general principle is that you are writing code that others are going to use and build off of. Ignore 'protected' for now -- the general idea is that some subfunctions are easier to read or leverage if they are separated out, but they aren't intended for any code outside that class to care about. Making them public clutters the API and confuses other devs who are going to be using that class. Making something public essentially means making a contract with others, perhaps some yet-to-be-made code, that calling method X produces effect Y. If you write documentation for your methods and think of 'what are the preconditions for inputs, what is the expected output', you are basically making a contract and your implementation has to fulfill that. Getting away from the words 'public' and 'private', ultimately what you are doing is controlling what your entry points are to some given chunk of code, and letting the rest of the details be hidden.

These points are valid regardless of the language even if they are implemented very differently from language to language -- so to end this, I am going to recommend something that has nothing to do with Java. I don't have anything off the top of my head, but I'd look at some works on general design patterns. Understanding what it means to solve problems in a programming space will help to appreciate why things exist in whatever language you are using. Perhaps pick up some python -- I don't particularly like the language but for getting started it's a lot faster to actually jump into and start writing and running things. And remember, programming isn't just programming. It's software design. Programming implements that design, but understanding what it means to design software will inform your understanding of specific elements of a language. I'd also recommend taking an Assembly class (doesn't matter the architecture), even if you literally never write a line of it afterwards.

And as always -- there are always going to be artifacts in any language. Languages evolve and we learn that ways that were seen to be 'good ideas' turned out terrible. There's a reason you rarely see Vector anymore and just see ArrayList. We've since learnt the pitfalls of Serialisation and having hidden constructors to make objects and the security exploits that can open up. Properties has a bad inheritance structure that can make it confusing to use... etc etc.

It's a complex world. I'd start with the fundamentals of what it means to design good software, and how the computer is actually executing instructions for said software. A lot of the questions you have I had, and I better understood the why's once I understood things at both a lower level and a higher level (assembly/hardware for lower, general software design principles for higher)

Thank you so much for this incredible detailed and thoughtful response! I was being pretty silly with my explanation of the areas I was lacking in, but you were genuine and helped me recontextualize a lot of these concepts.
Understanding why things exist and when they're useful is a better way to think about it. Much better than me rereading a textbook chapter over and over again lol. Coding in other languages like Python makes sense but I would never has tried Assembly.. we'll see how that goes. Imma give myself a project or two to work on for summer break. That'll help solidify some ideas for me. You're awesome!!

I want harpie and crimsoness to sandwich [REDACTED] between [REDACTED]

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Sandwiches don't even taste that good anyways

would be unhinged behavior? but isn't that the quality of every CE denizen? either way, you could be more active there. good people all around

I'll post a bit more eventually. And yes, popping in and posting boob pics in a discord I am inactive in just cause is a lil unhinged >.>
I feel like I gotta get to know someone first. Not just ANYONE can see these tatas

Did U get flabby after losing weight? How do I get rid of that

Idk man, you're asking the wrong person. I always have a lil belly. This is me at 105lb, my lowest weight, and you can still see it through this dress. I"m currently ~115lb and it's a big insecurity of mine. Probably if I was actually consistent in the gym I could get rid of the flab
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cjsdowg posted...

So with that long back story out of the way. I was calling random places and they wanted me to send nude pictures for a consultation is that normal. Like I know I will have to be in the buff at some point to get work done but that just seemed shady .

It's normal. My surgeon took the pics herself though during the first consultation. I imagine it helps the Dr lightly plan what to do, so that way they're more informed when you actually come in.

MrResetti posted...

To the "drive it til it dies" folks, which I have been, it's better to upgrade at SOME point because who knows what kind of situation you'll be in having to buy a new car while not currently having shit to drive because your old friend finally kicked it.

I would normally agree, but TCs car is a 2023 Honda

I am such a people pleaser than when my old roommates did this, I moved their clothes to the dryer. Then when they were dry I folded/hung (depending on each roommates preference) all of them up real nice and placed it neatly on their bed

I was so anxious theyd get mad at me for putting their clothes in the dryer, that Id just finish all their laundry for them so they wouldnt be mad at me >.>

CervusCanadensi posted...

Use AI to run the math on how long it'll take to offset your sell losses, and purchase+ tax + APR interest %, and how far you drive each year, and how much gas is.

I guarantee it'll be about 7 years to break even. The regular Accord is a gas sipper.

This. The gas savings wont be realized for nearly a decade, most likely. Youll keep the hybrid that long?
And after someone asked whats wrong with your car, the first thing you said was that you didnt like the color

That is a poor reason to upgrade a vehicle. Pay it off first and then upgrade to hybrid/EV imo. Or set the thought aside and wait a month. If in a month you still feel the same, then clearly you think $8,000 is worth it for the aesthetic and better gas mileage

thronedfire2 posted...

nukes do create penis clouds, they just have a big tip and a small shaft

See but the problem is that in order to look like a penis, it's gotta look like a penis. An almost penis cloud is unacceptable and I cannot believe our world leaders are letting this happen

HighSeraph posted...

I don't think I ever posted feet on CE even on accident lol

Listen the soft goth trend was made saucy when MegaTech jumped in. And I wasn't boutta be outstaged by MegaTech, no matter now devastatingly handsome that man is >.>

Erika_Redmark posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4z9yW72A1o

It's me, it's all of us. Let us have a moment of silence for our naivety during this moment of great deception
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I met a somewhat mentally unstable person on discord a few years ago that I led on for many months. He was a small time streamer that developed a huge e-crush on me after he saw me in a group video chat. Would give me a ton of praise on my looks which im not that used to hearing (im a guy). Anyway we eventually e-dated and a few months in I started sending him nsfw videos of myself which led to me doing it over video chat. I was addicted to his praise. All I got out of it was being made a mod on his 250 people server lol.. well eventually he wanted me to come and visit him and I got scared and ghosted. I would later see him write fanfic over discord about us a few weeks later. I was incognito lol. I was in my early 20s and he was close to 30. Tbh he was probably harmless just very lonely like I was. I really considered making it real but I get stressed out over traveling and some other things I have to work on.

That's fair enough, jumping from a purely online relationship to something more real is.. a lot. And it clearly wasn't something you were comfortable with. Ain't nothing wrong with that. The mod thing is kinda funny though lol

What if instead of mushroom clouds, nukes created penis clouds?

There's an alternative universe where this does occur, and you've devastated me with the news I will never live in that universe ._.
OH SHIT, I THINK THAT'S RUSSIA'S CLOUD COCK 9000 EMERGING FROM NYC, EVERYBODY RUN

Nah, I don't need an alt. All I want is to be able to talk about stuff without people flipping out or being stalkerly

See, and if I keep confessionary open you got the open mic you need if you ever wanna stir the pot but on purpose this time! Also who is stalking u cause I will find them for you. They ain't got nothing on me

Dash cam guy here. There's a couple reasons why the video is emotional for me. The girl I'm with is really attracted to me but can't be in a relationship at that time, said she can't get 'feels' (this happened almost 6 years ago). We make out at a red light and she asked me why I have to be such a good kisser ._. this was after I told her that the first time I held hands with a girl ( at 25, I was a late bloomer) was better than the first time I kissed a girl. It almost feels like I wasn't the person experiencing the events rewatching it all these years later.

That must've hit hard at the time. There's hardly a worse feeling than being so infatuated and attracted to someone who insists on not developing feels, but will kiss you like a lover anyways ._.

Barbra Streisand

god is a woman

Beep bep

The sounds of our ce lord and savior are finally trickling into Confessionary.. I've been salivating over this very moment for years. What could it all mean??

A CEman washes up on a deserted island after a shipwreck. When he finds a cave to sleep in for the night, he notices an old lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie offers him three wishes. For his first wish, the CEman asks for the return of hornyposting. Bam, genie grants it. Second wish, the CEman thinks for a bit before finally saying "I'd like a jetpack, so I can get home." Bam. He's got a jetpack. He goes home and returns to shitposting on CE. A few days later, the genie comes along and reminds him he still has one wish. The CEman thinks for a second, then replies, "You know what? I wanna [REDACTED] a dog [REDACTED]."

NOOOOOOOOOO this was SO CLOSE TO GREATNESS WTF I feel SWINDLED, TRICKED, ABUSED. How could you do that to me, to CE, TO EVERYONE, right there in the end?? I trusted you..

What's the question about Java arrays?

Specifically it's about ArrayLists and reference variables and what's the point? What's the point of having both arrays and ArrayLists?? Aren't ArrayLists superior? What's the hate against primitive variables? ALSO wtf is this input stream stuff and this class/public/private BS I'm way over my head.. I need to get my shit together before the next class begins mid May.
..
Anyways if anyone has any good resources for me to check out and learn, that'd be awesome. A 10/10 act of kindness, actually. It's not clicking with my professor. It's crazy I passed this class with a B tbh

What does Harpie think about foot fetishism? Does she have a pretty pair of feet?

Ngl I hate feet. Even my own feet. The only time my feet are bare is when I sleep and when I shower

That being said I'm like 99% sure I've posted the bottom of my feet in fishnets when I did that soft goth topic. The socks just didn't look cute in the fishnets

This confessionary has a lot of teasing about Harpie's boobs ._.

Probably my fault tbh, I leaned into it maybe a bit too much whoopsies. Then again, I fully believe in the Free The Nipple movement so

I feel like a major contrarian because any time I watch an anime and there's some sort of love triangle or harem or otherwise other girl (or boy) who wants the MC's attention, I usually end up rooting for the person who I know is losing. Idk, I just kind of grow to resent the "winning girl" and I don't know why. Even when I still like the winning character like in Monogatari (is it really a spoiler if they get together in, like, Episode 3... idk, but iykyk), I'm like "yeah, she's cool, but I want THAT character to win". I was watching Hokkaido Gals are Super Adorable about half a monthish ago and I came in liking the girl who I presume wins but by the end of the season, I was all like "okay, whatever, you're mid anyway"

The love traingle/harem thing happens in a lot of books I read, and I feel the exact same. I'M SORRY that I thing the "bad guy" ISN'T THAT HOT. Smh the lead MC's in books always look over the the stable, kind, and funny one and then jump down the pants of the asshole. Smh

it is time to take care of my needs

go get em tiger

Finally, I have many sins to confess. "RULES: - Keep it PG-13 and TOS friendly" - I have no sins to confess...

Well, I mean, if you type it in a way that I can redact certain words for ce and we still know what's going on....

It really sucks to have effectively demoted myself to lurker status, lol

Hey I got a spare alt for u if u want it. It's already been shared with someone before and the mods did not notice/care

hi, i also have a foot fetish but dont discriminate against the parts of the foot. the soles, tops, balls, toes, arches, heels can all be beautiful! what i dont get is people who are attracted to shoes and socks, theres nothing to see there!

I mean, the idea of someone yankin it to the newest pairs of Yeezy's sounds pretty forward thinking to me

The love of my life posts here sometimes. She has long since moved on but I wish her the best. I hope that when CE finally dies it will give her some peace of mind in that she won't have to worry about me being around anymore. I'll always miss her but the person who was attracted to me does not exist anymore.

Would you tell us about this tragic love story? What happened? It's ce's own Shakespearean play

Trumble posted...

Second*

(Vegy)

Vegy is the pioneer.. which means Tails maybee could come back??

HighSeraph posted...

Considering Fandom enjoys making poor decisions I wouldn't be surprised if they unbanned tails

As long as Tails can also negotiate the reopening of ce then what could go wrong

DarthCommodus posted...

Here is my confession - sometimes I read old FAQs here and get sad when I see that the people who made them are no longer active or haven't posted in 10+ years. I was reading one today for the original Tekken, and it was written in 1996 or something - and I think, where are you know? Do you even remember writing it? Just bums me out, man.

Sometimes I read old topics on the site that shall not be named and reminisce on how things used to be much different. There was so much drama, lore, and notorious cemen who are no longer here

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TotallyNotAGirl posted...

I'm actually very new to this site. Made my account when I was looking for a new message board because of "old internet nostalgia". My husband referenced something about "Gamefaqs CE board" but he was on a lot back in the day.

I was slightly intrigued, learned some history/lore of CE, and made an account. After some time of just posting on boards of games I play, I was able to finally join and... welp here we are when I am board. Hit the ol message bored and lurk mostly.

What kinda topics do you lurk? What have you seen and noticed around here

I got my sister to join ce for a similar reason. She lurks, and didn't post very often. Or at least she used to, I don't think she's been here in the last year

Makeveli_lives posted...

financially this isnt the best idea

pls don't

Your car still drives, yes? Why do you need a hybrid?

Hi Harpie, Crimsoness here, congrats on the B

Nice to see you if it is really you <3333
And as teep likes to say:

teep_ posted...

C's get degrees

Damn right

I left CE and GameFAQs a few years ago, weary of the toxic environment and the increasingly apathetic and just shitty administration. (Amusing considering recent developments.) Eventually came back because I felt like posting a few things to the site just to spread some useful information about some of my favorite games. Haven't actually posted on CE though, just sometimes lurk, and I don't think anyone knows my current alt, or cares for that matter. Been a little tempting as of late, but .... meh. I don't think opening the can of worms is particularly worthwhile or great for my mental health. Makes me wonder why I lurk at all. Oh well. To the good ones, hope y'all are doing well though.

Fair enough! Ce used to be really was awful to some specific users. I'm happy you're back on GameFAQs, even if it isn't ce! Ce doesn't deserve everyone

Luckily it never got outta control for me, but early on I was made fun of plenty. When I was 17, someone edited my face onto a pic of an ogre, made a topic and tagged me. I remember opening it up at work in the break room, and I burst into tears nearly immediately after seeing all the replies agreeing/thinking it was funny.
My coworkers were so confused as to what happened, but I was far too embarrassed to explain so I just went home early >.>

I have video of one of the most memorable and emotional nights of my life. It's a dash cam video (it's really mainly audio because you can't see either of us) of me and a girl driving late at night back from a night out. It starts pretty innocent at first but gets pretty hot and heavy after we drive a bit. I have never shown it to anybody and nobody else really knows it exists except for me. But I do want to show to somebody and this seemed like a good opportunity to anonymously do it, if you're interested in at least the first parts before it gets more R Rated. I also feel comfortable you wouldn't share it with other people.

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What made it so emotional?
Hmm maybe it'd be funny to type up a reaction to said video and post it here in confessionary. Idk if I wanna experience this video all by myself but if anyone else here wants the scoop...

Hi harpie, it's your buddy Tails82. I'll be seeing you guys soon on the boards as I expect to be unbanned.

Good luck buddy, you'd be the first!

There's not really a fixed schedule for what I like to do when I'm in Berlin, simply because of the possibilities. I suppose some things that are musts are to go somewhere where there's a lot of people and eat at someplace new. Otherwise it depends if I'm there to go to a concert, visit a museum or just chill

Dang that sounds like a really good time!! Big urban cities like that are the reason I'd probably never be comfy settling down somewhere rural. There's just so much to do and see, and I like to be out walking around and exploring
I seriously need to book my ticket to Germany yesterday

as a foot fetishist who dislikes soles I hate how much feet content is centred on soles. i much prefer the tops of feet and the toes in particular

So.. you mean to tell me.. there's factions within the foot fetish communities??? How deep does this go omg

you dont have to post this in the topic, but I do think you should do what [redacted] did and post boobs in Turbam's discord. look up her messages if you haven't seen them already, people are very supportive

Not surprised, I'd have bet people were extremely supportive LOL. If I was more active in that Discord maybe I'd consider it, but I feel like coming back after like 6 months just to drop some boob pics would be unhinged behavior

So I have pet cockatiels and like. When they're nesting, the females save up a HUGE shit and drop it all at once when they exit the nest for a bit. So anyway this one time our female decides to drop her massive ass nest shit all over the male. Huge mess. Had to give him a shower, which he hated. Another time she let it rip while flying around the room and smeared shit all across one part of the wall. Like just a huge long line of wet sloppy bird shit. I'm glad I no longer have a mixed sex flock lmao

Oh my god yes THIS. WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS. I used to have a pair of cockatiels and no one, NO ONE, prepared me for the way they literally slingshot their shit into a missile. The aim is unmatched, truly. There is no way it is complete accident, I refuse to believe

This will be my final post regarding the whole zoosexuality thing, I appreciate you posting my full confession and a respectful reply. I completely understand and respect your position, even though I may disagree with it. I commend you for at least being courteous and respectful in your rejection of my beliefs on the subject. So many people become extremely toxic and throw around words like "rapist" and "kill yourself" if not making outright threats when they hear my side. So if nothing else I commend you for not stooping to that level. And it did truly help getting it off my chest. Best wishes for you and the rest of CE for however much longer it lasts

I did end up removing it, since I didn't want to risk the mods axing this topic. It is however on the secret site for anyone to read if they wish.

I am a crab people and since I have failed to turn everyone gay I will instead be turning everyone into crab people.

Oh fuck yeah. Okay, I know crabs have a big claw and a little claw. I request that my claw be my thighs so I can truly have the several ton force of thunder thighs I've always wished for

25 buttholes is the best YouTuber. Yes, thats his actual name. Hes a shitposting YouTube troll.

All his videos are meme infested- quick, someone get the bear spray!!

One of my goals is to get a nice body but I've ate like crap the past couple of weeks. I blame it on my family, they keep buying junk food so I have really easy access to sweets and other stuff I should avoid.

Unfortunately, if you want to have any hope of losing weight and sticking to it, you gotta take responsibility for yourself. It's unfair to expect everyone else to also stop buying junk food and to eat healthy just because you are.
What really helped me is volume eating, and drinking cold water whenever I felt the urge to binge/snack. Often times I was just thirsty or bored, and didn't feel like I needed that bag of chips or whatever anymore.
I really recommend researching volume eating it if you aren't already familiar, but essentially it's eating foods that you can have a lot of while being nutritious and low calorie. I eat a lot of roasted broccoli and brussel sprouts these days. AND my nutrition is better so I feel less lethargic. It's a win win bby

I've been trolling CE for several years making up stories about an ex girlfriend and how i want a futire with her but shes dating other guys. I do this for pity and just so i can fit into the culture here.

Now THIS is the peak shitposting I love to see

Why isn't your body ready for hardcore goth? Is it the titties? Become the big booty goth gf that everyone wants to see.

Goth is an entire subculture, that I am not privy to at all. Maybe it is the titties tho mine are kinda small now >.>
Lately I tend to dress feminine and light. Today for example I got a maxi skirt and a lil crop top on with a bow in my hair.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Mom. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Your Mom. Harry Potter and the Your Mom of Azkaban. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Your Mom. Harry Potter and the Order of Your Mom. Harry Potter and the Half-Your Mom Prince. Harry Potter and the Deathly Your Mom.

Harry Potter definitely fucked Rons mom, JK Rowling should be confirming it as canon any day now

I confess that yesterday was the last day to submit assignments for my class, and starting at 8am I redbull'd my way to the finish line with me submitting my FINAL at 11:59PM

I finished the class with a B, it's what I deserve for procrastinating ._.

Trumble posted...

I'd strongly suggest deleting the post with the defences of it before the mods do tbh. Don't wanna get the topic nuked.

Probably a good idea. It wasn't inherently graphic in nature but you're right that it's probably better to be safe than sorry lol

I can't stand how much energy, time, and money my wife costs me. She's on disability and can't work and I do everything I possibly can for her, but it's extremely draining financially and emotionally.

Our 20th anniversary is this year.

20 years is a long time to be in an unhappy marriage. You've done better than most would at sticking to your vows. Do you have any hobbies or other ways to find happiness in your life?

What I love about Berlin is the masses of people, the multiculturalism. It has so many museums etc, and so much history outside of them too, with the Berlin Wall and the former division of the city. It's a bastion of diversity in an otherwise intolerant East Germany

The museums and history within the city would be the big drawing factors for me. Nowhere in America can compare to the sheer age and history of places like Berlin. At least not on the same scale. What do you like to do when you're there, as a somewhat local?

I haven't had sex since February and really wanna get completely wrecked by someone

Whatchu waiting for??
Same tbh it's been since last year for me ._.

I wish I could spend the rest of MY life with my partner, but thats impossible.

Why's that? You don't think you'll live as long? Just get mega rich and try to live forever like Bryan Johnson. SOLVED

Sufferedphoenix posted...

I thought of one that's just embarrassing. So I was dating a dude named Brandon but had a school friend named Brandon. Well during a time he was grounded from playing video games he would make the 5 mile walk to my house so he could play video games. He let me hold on to all his games during that time as an exchange since he technically was just using me for my Xbox

Anywaaaaays I was fucked up on cough meds and I leaned over and came very close to kissing him. We where like nose to nose when I realized and I just said oh wrong Brandon....sorry and slowly backed away

And that's how he found out I was bi... fortunately he didn't go running his mouth at school.

LOL this is almost wholesome? He's a real friend at least. He walked 5 miles just to hang out with you, didn't flinch during an almost kiss, and kept it on the down lo
Everyone needs a Brandon in their life

Xatrion posted...

I submitted one if that's ok. Had to get something off my chest.

The world can see it all now

SHRlKE posted...

These are great.

The dichotomy of having the dumbest confessions next to ultra serious ones gets me everytime

DrizztLink posted...

...yeah I'm not going to deal with this.

Neither did the gamefaqs mods apparently, since he was banned for this lol

Berlin is an amazing city and I wish I were there more often. Even though I end up visiting it once a month lmao. The issue is that it's just outside of day-tripping distance, and finding cheap beds for the night isn't always easy

What do you love most about Berlin? The fact that you're close enough to visit even once a month is amazing! If I drive for 5 hours I'd be still be in the same state..

I always feel like no one likes me and I don't know why

what if u asked them

I spent many months vehemently arguing people should not purchase Hogwarts legacy but in reality I didnt care about the furore surrounding the game and just wanted to rile up people on CE. I had pre purchased it and think it was a great game.

Ah yes, the ole BAIT n SWITCH. I had a few alts here that did similar things >.>
Havent logged into them in the last year so they're all banned from ce smh

there's poop in my butt I need to remove the poop from my butt because I am a dog and I am going to be [Redacted] in [Redacted] I am not a pirate

???
what in the chat gpt tarnation is this

I did not see Harpie's boobs on reddit she showed them to me personally! Don't lump me in with the creeps

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You're meant to keep that on the down low wtf I thought we had an agreement

I always see Turbam as Turban, and it makes me laugh. In my mind he will always be a hat.

Omg do you think he's like the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter.. cause I AGREE

How do I see a picture of you licking your [Redacted]. Please.

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