Current Events > CE Confessionary - Endgame

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I wish I could see Crimsonesss melons

Shes too cool for all of us ._.

Even as a life long Democrat, I hate the fact that CE is SO left that you cant even have a conversation about any merits of the other side of the argument. Theres zero grey area. Youre either 100% with, or look at with venom. It creates an echo chamber, and it makes for terrible discussion.

I think that its directly related to the radical extremism that has been taking over worldwide tbh. People are less willing to argue with someone they see as far right, because the far right doesnt argue about policies- they argue about peoples rights. It unsettles people, so I can understand why ce has become more hostile to non-left leaning views.
And such is the cycle anyways. Maybe in 15 years the general population will lean right again, and youll see an uptick in popular sentiment that is anti-left
Keep in mind I know very little about politics so pls dont come for me, political cemen

I get irritated talking to people online because some people seem to want to 'argue' (read: fight) over every little thing like they just took a debate class or something (especially if they use 'strawman' or 'fallacy' as part of their 'argument')) Some people are not putting stuff out there so you can pick apart what they said.

Arguing on the internet is lame anyways, thats why I shitpost instead!

Thoughts on beans. ?

BEANS BEANS good for ur heart but the more u eat the more u fart

The dating scene after college is rough. Online dating feels awful and in person events seems rare these days. Can't remember the last time I met someone new. Makes me feel like I'm the problem in trying to find someone though I know that's not true.

Ive heard this a lot. Theres really nowhere else that has the sheer number of likeminded people ur age that are ready to fuck than on a college campus
Just last week I was approached by a guy on campus. He was CUTE. He asked me a few questions, I flirted a bit, then he said he was only talking to me because of a sociology class and LEFT
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Maybe its not all cracked up to be over here..

"lmao to be honest I'm really not sure why some people thirst over me. My body is nothing special and for some reason ce wants to see my boobs despite 1) being small and 2) having scars from a breast reduction.. I don't get it" ------ 1) your height is irrelevant to whether you're attractive or not, same goes for breast size. 2) people who aren't assholes aren't gonna care about scars. own that shit. it's a story to tell and it's not something to be ashamed of. be proud that you have something unique about you

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This is very sweet, 10/10 advice so thank you. Imma be my boobie scarred, womanlet, chaotic self and NO ONE will stop me

I recently acquired an gaming PC and started experimenting with mods. Skyrim in particular. Lots of cool mods. I found this one a while back that turns all the crabs into Zoidbergs. That was pretty awesome. But the one mod I'm looking for but can't find, I want a mod that lets me [Redacted] a dog in [Redacted].

Im gonna get nam flashbacks everytime someone posts a confession over 3 sentences now- ARE YOU HAPPY?? IS THIS WHAT WINNING IS SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE???

I must confess that I secretly want to play Mario Party with some friends just to see how it causes them to react. I want to watch the grudges form and hear the expletive laden rants directed toward each other that will inevitably result from playing. Does that desire to sow chaos make me evil? If not, what would take me that final step? If so, is there anything I could do to be more evil somehow in this scenario?

It does make you evil- I would know because I organize Mario Party rooms just to sow chaos and deceit. Maybe a way to become more evil is to made side deals with literally everyone, then backstab them all in the end
God I needa get some Mario Party going again

Harpie posted...

Tbh I haven't been to many museums; most of them cost money I don't really have. I'd probably be into science and history museums the most, but I'd definitely would need to go with someone else. Part of the fun would be being able to talk with someone else about what we're seeing

That really depends on the city. Washington DC for instance, most of the museums are free. The big art museum in my city is free and all the local university's art students just hang out there all day cause it's quiet and a lot of hidden spots to chill and read. Our science museum costs money though.

Harpie posted...

One of the last times I saw my mom, she came to me with a swollen black eye and a dislocated shoulder. Her hair had been crudely hacked off with scissors by her bf, and she was skinny as a rail. My grandma and I took her to the ER for her shoulder, and she begged and begged me to not tell paramedics her bf did that to her. I kept my mouth shut and she was dead within the year. The idea that maybe she could still be alive had I said something still keeps me awake at night sometimes.

I'm gonna be honest. If you said something, she would have just denied it and refused to press charges. Nothing would have changed. Don't beat yourself up over the choices your mom made. Fentanyl is such a fucked up drug. It's been all over my hometown the last decade. My childhood best friend got hooked on it and lost his life with it. I'll check out the local paper's website and see mugshots of people I grew up with mixed up in the drug.

Wow this topic is surprisingly tame and wholesome. Unless Harpie is hiding the really vile ones. I remember reading out the really bad ones on Vocaro on the topic that got me suspended.

deanshow posted...

Wow this topic is surprisingly tame and wholesome.

Is it? Have the confessions are asking about Harpie or Crim's tits. We used to have actual confessions.

BlazinBlue88 posted...

Is it? Have the confessions are asking about Harpie or Crim's tits. We used to have actual confessions.

I ran one of those topics when Harpie got clipped for it. Some of the shit I've read were way worse than anything here.

deanshow posted...

I ran one of those topics when Harpie got clipped for it. Some of the shit I've read were way worse than anything here.

Oh yeah I've ran a confession topic once and read some pretty bad stuff. Just saying, I wouldn't call half the users asking to see two CEgals topless wholesome but at this point I'm just splitting hairs. lol

I wish I could see Crimsonesss toes

Oh lawdy here we go

Okay I've got a legit Crimson confession to post. I really like her and enjoy talking to her and it always seems like she enjoys talking to me as well, but then she always ends up ignoring me, blocking/dropping me (on social media), or acting like I don't exist. But this all happens on a cycle, which just confuses me further. I don't know if she actually want to talk to me/be my friend or if she hates my guts and just puts up with me.

It's most likely not you, it sounds like a lot anxious attachment behaviors

Mod here. DToast is planning to shut down CE sometime in June. Mods have been discussing what we're going to do about this. A few are planning to make a spinoff that aims to be as similar as possible. Some say they'll just move on with life. Personally, I wanna [redacted] dog in [redacted].

You almost had me for a second there tbh

I have a tough situation. I am a guy, my best friend is a girl and I've recently started getting feels for her. I never really had this crush on her and I've known her for years, but it just kinda appeared overnight. I'm torn because on one hand she's my best friend and I cherish our bond far too much to "risk" it but then again she really is everything I'd look for in someone. She also told me the other day she's kinda started talking to someone (but said he's too far away for her to likely consider it) and it kinda made me jealous lol. I dunno, should I just suppress these feelings so I can keep my best friend? That's what I'm leaning towards because I 100% do not want to lose her friendship.

This is gonna be an unpopular opinion, but you should definitely suppress your feelings. Explaining that you like her has a 0.01% chance of working and a 99.99% chance of failure. It's really not worth the risk, especially if she is actively pursuing other people has has not shown that kind of interest towards you before. You may be able to test the waters with a joke about a marriage pact or something, just to gauge her reaction, but imo it's better to enjoy her friendship.

Good friends are so hard to find, and when you have a good buddy, that is precious and you should protect that relationship at all costs. There is nothing wrong with being just friends. A good friend is much harder to find than a good partner.

when is it my turn to trauma dump on ce

Whenever you're ready bby the floor is all yours!

Used to work in a senior position for a fairly big company. A competitor approached me asking for inside info. They offered a pretty amazing sum of money if I helped them but I declined. But they wouldn't stop pestering me. Said they could get me anything I wanted. So I told them... I wanna [REDACTED] a dog in [REDACTED].

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST I GET IT, TWO OF THESE IN ONE POST???
Im suing u for emotional damages
idk who ya'll are but I will FIND OUT

I know you're not political, so don't feel like you have to respond if you don't want to, but part of me hopes Donald Trump wins in Nov, even though it's gonna be horrible for pretty much every group that's not a white, hetero man. It's because it's probably the only way for any meaningful change. As Aang once said, "only when hit our lowest point are we open to the greatest change." Also please try to not derail Harpie's thread guys. There's a reason this is anonymous. Just want to say my piece and move on.

Lmao Trump can bring some meaningful change all right. Good change? No. But he'll bring changes!

deanshow posted...

I ran one of those topics when Harpie got clipped for it. Some of the shit I've read were way worse than anything here.

I remember that lol. So many detailed rape fantasies and threats it was kinda nuts. I haven't gotten anything like that in this Confessionary though, which is the first time ever so far!

Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FUCKING SCARED OF HIM

I'LL LET HIM KNOW CAPTN, THAT THIS VEGAN AS STURDY AS A FRESH HUNK OF BROCCOLLI I have no bf but I'll figure somethin out for u

IMO, the trolling rule on this site has failed since it allows people like Scotty to run amok and single handedly ruin the dragon ball board. We all know these people are trolls yet theyre allowed to exist because gamefaqs trolling rule is worded weirdly.

It was never designed to work. But also what is he doin on dragonballz??

Ive submitted this confession in past topic I think, but I find it weird how people act differently around female posters like Harpie ITT. Stop acting so fake and just be yourself around girls jfc.

I'm not sure it's in their DNA

I like calling people goofs. OP, youre a goof.

Yeah well, I think you're a yanker!

A dog walks into a police station. He walks up to the desk and rings the bell. A clerk comes over to assist them. "Hi, I'd like to file a complaint," the dog says. "I've been dabbling in this online message board, Current Events, and there's something really disturbing me that the admins won't do anything about." The clerk gives him a funny look, but takes notes. "And what would you like us to make them do?", she asks the dog. The dog looks at her and says, "I'd really like it if they'd ban Turbam."

This had me on the edge of my seat thank god you wanna ban Turbam
@Turbam this is the second confession wishing to ban you, WHAT do you have to say for yourself??

Hey, person who posted the crush on the best friend confession. Thats a totally understandable opinion and I was leaning towards suppressing my feelings too, because kinda like what you said our friendship is extremely precious to me and I dont want to lose that. Shes my go to for basically everything and shes one of the few people Ive actually felt like is a true friend. Like she actually wants to talk to me more often than a single text once a month, she actually cares about what I think and feel, and she takes interest in my interests. So I very much dont want to ruin this friendship.

Exactly, preserving the friendship you have is worth more than the risk of telling her you want to date her. I know that probably feels shitty, considering that you are catching romantic feelings, but it's probably for the best.

It's entirely possible for her to develop feelings on her own eventually. I admit that I've also developed crushes on my guy friends before.. it happens. Imo it's better to leave the ball in her court, because if she likes you in that way, she'll be hinting at it too.

As the woman, hearing a best guy friend confess romantic feelings feels like a gut punch more often than not. It brings up uncomfortable questions. The reason is that, since you already have established a close friendship, why is what we have not enough? Is it just the physical connection he wants? How long has he felt this way, and has he only pretended to be my friend because he wants to sleep with me?

Tell Trumble I'm leavin

Harpie posted...

I wish I could see Crimsonesss melons

Harpie posted...

I wish I could see Crimsonesss toes

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Harpie posted...

I remember that lol. So many detailed rape fantasies and threats it was kinda nuts. I haven't gotten anything like that in this Confessionary though, which is the first time ever so far!

Oh yeah when you got suspended there were so many other horrible ones too fuck my life. I needed eye bleach reading that

Harpie posted...

Tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef, that I'M A VEGETARIAN AND I AIN'T FUCKING SCARED OF HIM

Thanks now I got that song in my head

What do Barack Obama and a Spanish policeman have in common? They both wanna [Redacted] a dog in [Redacted]. and so do I.

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Harpie this, Crimsoness that. Does no one remember the true queen of CE Aeriis?

She's a qt too, 10/10 stunner, AND smart

Since you guys want actual confessions or whatever.... How does one cope with the reality that they may have PTSD from childhood? I see several counselors a week, and yet I still find it difficult to not just assume I'm either being a pussy or what I experienced wasn't "bad enough". I have quite a few symptoms of what I'd consider to be PTSD, but it would feel silly to lump me in with actual like... Soldiers and shit, right? I mean I know there's levels to everything, but even just typing this out I feel like I'm being a baby. My confession then, would be that I can't see myself as having experienced trauma because I downplay anything that happens to me, but I experience residual effects from childhood daily that have fundamentally shaped who I am as a person. I've become pretty numb to most things in my life, but still have seemingly random triggers that cause intense emotions, usually negative. Sorry if this is too real or something, you don't have to read if you don't want to. Also docs mobile only let's me see like 30 characters at a time so I apologize for any weirdness in this message.

You're definitely not a pussy or too weak to have PTSD. Childhood ptsd is usually different in that it came come from years of trauma, instead of one big event. I had issues accepting my diagnosis too. You're valid fam, and your trauma is real no matter who else's trauma it's compared to

I wish I could see CrimsonAngel's favorite lunch to have on a nice peaceful day.

<3333
What IS her favorite lunch??

I wish I was in a room with Crimsoness and Harpie... so I could see their reaction in person when I fucking Rickroll them.

My body is always ready for 80's pop, COME AT ME

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Canadian walk into a bar. They sit down and start chatting about a recent sportsball game. Long story short, I wanna [REDACTED] a dog in [REDACTED].

im gonna LOSE MY MIND I CANNOT DEAL WITH THESE ANYMORE THIS IS TORTURE

I had an encounter with Kate Mara in Vegas this week, even said hi to her, and had no idea who she even was at the time. It was only when I was talking to a coworker that I realized it was a celeb

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Give us all the details, how'd you actually meet her?

I really wanted to post this earlier, but decided against it as I figured it would be better posted anonymously. Ive gotten really sick of people in general over the years. I hate people who say they like you, want to be your friend, want to do stuff with you, etc. but then put in ZERO effort to ever talk or interact with you. Ive recently put my phone on my nightstand and adopted the philosophy of if someone wants to be my friend, they will reach out. If they dont, they wont. I hardly text anyone anymore because of that. And I dont buy the BS excuses like Im too busy working to text or Im not really a texting person lol! I HATE those excuses. No one is THAT busy that they need 2 weeks to respond to a simple text. And the people who always say they dont like texting certainly dont seem to mind it whenever I see them in person. Everyone feels so fake to me and its why I say I literally, actually have no friends. Because I dont have anybody that regularly talks to me or actually puts in effort to see me. I hate it so much. I just want a friend that actually gives a damn about me and is willing to put in the tiniest amount of effort.

Yeah that's really rough I wish I had a solution for you >.>
Most peeps are flakes, me included. But if it makes you feel any better the flakes probably have no friends either!

I deleted like 50% of my steam friend list because the vast majority of the people on it I havent spoken to or played a game with in a year or greater. Why bother adding someone to your friend list if youre just going to sit there and do nothing with me? I also cleaned up my discord and battle net accounts for the same reason.

Do you think clearing out the lists have helped you in some way?

I feel so worthless both online and in real life. From like mid 2022 to mid 2023 I stopped posting on gamefaqs completely (still lurked tho) because I didnt think anyone gave a damn about me. That whole year I dont think I saw a single post about me or received a single PM from anyone wondering if I was okay, which just kinda confirmed my suspicion. And Id like to think I was a fairly active member of CE. I tried to integrate myself back in when I started posting again in 2023, but that feeling never really went away. And now Im thinking about just stopping again cause I still feel worthless and like no one gives a crap about me. (Yeah Im the same confession as the other friend one from a little earlier).

You're not alone in that, at least. I imagine that the many of the peeps on this board have had similar experiences. Forums like this are finicky in that you can be so social with others while still feeling more alone than ever

Person who posted the cleanup confession here. Yeah, I think it has helped me. My steam, discord, and battle net accounts are significantly less bloated and filled with people I never chat with. Also I dont get dumb notifications anymore telling me said people who I never speak or game with are playing a game or doing something.

It's for the better tbh. My pms and discord friend list are farrr larger than I actually need/interact with. But I have attachment issues so idk if I'd ever truly delete anyone >.>

i know who the person who confessed they have literally no friends is. id be willing to bet $100 on it im so confident but im not sure how badly name dropping him would be received

Eh, probably not. I doubt you know. I think that the amount of lonely people on this board is higher than you think

I wish my partner was cheating on me so I would have an excuse to leave. Partner has helped keep me extremely unhappy for years. I have no one I can talk to about my feelings and can't safely leave currently. Praying every night that I find an out.

You can leave them at any time, for any reason. I'm sorry you feel so trapped that you wish that your partner cheated. You have options, one way or another

My worst sin is [redacted] my 1st girlfriend a few times. Well at least I consider it [redacted]. We were sexually active when I was ages 14-16; she was a year older than me . There were a few instances where she didn't want it and just gave in because I emotionally manipulated her after she'd say NO initially. The absolute worst thing I did was when I slipped it in while we were cuddling the day before she moved (she had flashed me previously for some context but she never said she wanted sex). She did not look comfortable with this so I stopped and acted like nothing happened. Didn't realize I was a creep [redacted] until years later. It took the popularity of the MeTOO movement for me to start reflecting. I also read a book that had a [redacted] teenage character (occured in 1 chapter) and ngl he reminded me of myself at that age. I do regret my past actions but I feel there is no real forgiveness for me. I would never bring this up to anyone in real life. I'm not sure how my 1st gf feels but probably best I never contact her again. This stuff happened about 15 years ago for context.

Damn this is definitely a confession >.>

I made plans with work friends on Saturday. It's now Friday and I don't feel like taking part. Partially because I'm out almost every weekend this month and would appreciate one day to decompress at home. What do??

Text: Hey guys! So I know that we made plans for Saturday but I'm honestly feeling pretty drained and need tomorrow to myself take it easy. If ya'll wanna do this next weekend or some other time though, I'd love to join!
Or something to that effect. They probably wont be assholes about it; you'd be surprised how accepting peeps are about that stuff

I confess that I had maybe 4 shots too many but it feels pretty good so.. letS KEEP IT ROLLIN BOIS

I have done much worse things than anyone at all knows about me.

idk if my body is ready for this tbh

I want to [redacted] a canine in [redacted].

no, using fancy words doesNOT ABSOLVE YOU OF THIS CRIME

Harpie posted...

Text: Hey guys! So I know that we made plans for Saturday but I'm honestly feeling pretty drained and need tomorrow to myself take it easy. If ya'll wanna do this next weekend or some other time though, I'd love to join!
Or something to that effect. They probably wont be assholes about it; you'd be surprised how accepting peeps are about that stuff

But that's scary

teep_ posted...

But that's scary

but what are you so afraid of??

i confess that I used to hornypost on anonymous apps. I got.. gratification from the attention I got when I posted nsfw pics >.>

Harpie posted...

but what are you so afraid of??

Judgement, I guess?

In general, I tend to get more anxious over irl interactions than online ones. You can't really tell when talking to me, since I've learned to outwardly project confidence to some extent, but inside I can be anywhere from as confident as I look to a nervous mess depending on the situation

Harpie posted...

i confess that I used to hornypost on anonymous apps. I got.. gratification from the attention I got when I posted nsfw pics >.>

You should mix in your own confessions to the ones posted. It's not like we'd be able to tell which ones are yours

Also, obligatory "feel free to hornypost in my DMs" tbqh fr fr

teep_ posted...

Judgement, I guess?

In general, I tend to get more anxious over irl interactions than online ones. You can't really tell when talking to me, since I've learned to outwardly project confidence to some extent, but inside I can be anywhere from as confident as I look to a nervous mess depending on the situation

If your coworkers have any ounce of empathy theyll understand. Flaking the day before is better than forcing yourself to do something you dont really wanna do. Itll come across whether u mean it or not

teep_ posted...

You should mix in your own confessions to the ones posted. It's not like we'd be able to tell which ones are yours

Also, obligatory "feel free to hornypost in my DMs" tbqh fr fr

I already have ;00000
adding my own confessions is a good way to bump the topic and get new submissions tho mayb that one should have been put in the Confessionary LOL

Harpie posted...

I already have ;00000

So all the dog ones were yours? Damn, I learned something new about you...

Harpie posted...

I already have ;00000
adding my own confessions is a good way to bump the topic and get new submissions tho mayb that one should have been put in the Confessionary LOL

You're a god damn genius Harp.

Harpie posted...

If your coworkers have any ounce of empathy theyll understand. Flaking the day before is better than forcing yourself to do something you dont really wanna do. Itll come across whether u mean it or not

Sent the text. Just said "some stuff came up". That was nerve-wracking lol

Harpie posted...

Harpie this, Crimsoness that. Does no one remember the true queen of CE Aeriis?

She is too pure to be dragged into this.

Foppe posted...

She is too pure to be dragged into this.

What're me and Harpie then?

Foppe posted...

She is too pure to be dragged into this.

Lmao

HighSeraph posted...

What're me and Harpie then?

Thou are the angel that rewards the good and punish the bad.
Harpie... poor soul, it is a wonder that she turned out this good, only to have dogs thrown at her.

...hey, you are all great!

HighSeraph posted...

What're me and Harpie then?

Kaybelf poro!

I don't have anything in particular to confess that I wouldn't want to admit otherwise here, but I just wanted you (Harpie) to know that I really appreciate and respect what you're doing here. Sometimes people just need to get something personal off their chest, without it getting back to them (even if most of us are already practically anonymous here).
I often read these topics just because I find them interesting, without really wondering "Hmmm, I wonder who wrote this" and it's good to see that some people actually use it to say something that has been bottling up.

So thank you for making these topics.

Hello harpie it is me, John Stamos. I played uncle Jessie or Joey on the hit sitcom (hitcom) the full house. I want to [REDACTED] a dog [REDACTED]. Ohhhh have mercy! Your friend, John stamps.

John stamps stamos would never redacted a dog smh you are a FRAUD
I did not redact this confession

I've started playing nsfw games a lot more recently. Most are either exploitative trash or just plain boring, but there are some real gems out there.

What's the allure of nsfw games? Are they mostly story driven types games? Or like playing Mario Brothers except he's got no pant and the fireballs shoot out from his d-[REDACTED]

I would say I had options if it was safe to leave. But it's not.

Hopefully you can take those steps it'll take to leave safely soon then <3

I wanna abstain a cat in the face.

I.. think this is okay?

Say, can you see By the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed At the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars Through the perilous fight O'er the ramparts we watched Were so gallantly, yeah, streaming? And the rockets' red glare The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free I wanna [redacted] a dog in [redacted]

It's times like this I wish America wasn't land of the free cause you needa be locked up

I'm a bigger pervert than Neon but I keep it to myself. Is that a bad or good thing?

It's a good thing. I'd venture to say that most people are pervs that keep it on the down low >.>

There's a scenario I ponder occasionally where I'm in bed with my crush and she's drunk. And I just feel terrible for taking advantage of her. I know it isn't a realistic scenario at all. But I suppose the capacity to prioritize my own benefit over someone else's at a grievous extent scares me.
Maybe I feel selfish just for having a one-sided crush. I haven't even talked to her in over two years, I just missed her at some point. And that turned into love, and that eventually fizzled out, but she's still the default. A real person out there somewhere that I still think about like she matters to me, for no good reason. Just to feel something. But at this point I'm more free of her than I could have considered possible at the beginning of the year.
I'm at least open to finding someone else. In January, I wanted her or death. Because I saw her three times in December and couldn't talk to her, which absolutely destroyed me. I hit my lowest and consider non-TOS friendly actions involving myself all the time. I'm glad I'm doing alright now.
This was a lot more than I intended to share, but what the heck? Hopefully this message is suitable. If not, alright. These topics are the absolute best thing on CE, keep up the good work Harpie! Also there is no line breaks here at all because of mobile

I gave you a few line breaks buddy. What about her makes you want her over anyone else? Have you allowed yourself to get to know other women enough to restart a close connection?
I'm glad you're alright now. Life is too worth it and too full of possibilities to cut it short

I wish I could see Crimsonesss [redacted]

Aaaand we're back to degeneracy

I'm in love with my best friend. We've known each other for 5 years now. She's been married for nearly 6 years. I regularly get signs from her that we have a mutual attraction to each other and romantic interest in each other. She and her husband have had a rocky marriage in the last two years; nothing egregious, just the normal "we feel like roommates" and "he's not romantically attentive" and "I feel like I'm de-facto responsible for more in our shared life than him" and "he doesn't want to go out and do things I want to do with me" and "it's difficult to communicate with him." I regularly encourage her to give him the benefit of the doubt and try to communicate with him in various ways. He's a good guy, just extremely introverted and a bit stuck in a comfortable rut. I think a big reason why she gives me signs that she's interested in me is because I fulfill all the aforementioned roles that her husband does not. But I think if we ever found ourselves in a situation where cheating was on the table, I would refuse her. I've been cheated on numerous times before and I'm not interested in subjecting her husband to that feeling. While I wish we could try being together, ultimately I just want to see her happy and fulfilled, and I think the best thing I can do for her is to encourage the two of them to work on their marriage. I can't talk to her about this because drawing attention to it will make it real and complicate our friendship, our friend group, and possibly stain her marraige.

This is quite a slippery slope you've found yourself on fam. Why does life have to be so complicated ._.

I regret how I ended things with one CEgal, I was coming off of a bad breakup at the time and just latched onto whomever I found comfort in. Hopefully whereever she is, she's doing fine. I fully regret how things played out and how the drama spilled out onto the board.

I'm glad you can say you regret that now. If it's what I'm imagining... yeah that was bad lol

There's nothing like having a conversation with someone and then the other person randomly forgets what the subject is and goes on a tangent. Like you're talking about the birds in the yard and then suddenly the subject turns into (insert random political issue)

This is what it feels like talking to people over 50 years old

*** I feel like I'll never find "the one" and I feel like just withdrawing from society because of it. Whenever I think about admitting it, I hold my tongue because it feels like men can not admit something like that without looking like a creepy incel, even though Im really not. Just really sad and probably desperate. ***

Just hold out a few more years, the ai girlfreinds are coming and they'll be HOTTER than real girlfriends. Really though I'm sorry you're struggling with this

I found the OF leaks of a popular foodtuber and I'm so happy RN

Supporting OF leaks is an objectively immoral thing to do

If DToast was fired and you were given Admin and told to manage the community. What changes would you make?

Reopen ce, and place all the community boards on thee frontpage of gamefaqs to get the maximum number of eyes. I think the community boards being hidden away is a bad idea

Some would say that I am a simple man. That I live life one day at a time, looking only at what's in front of me, and dealing with issues as they arise. Others would say I am a mastermind, prepared for almost any situation, and able to come up with a new plan in seconds if a situation I didn't foresee arises. Yet the truth is. I am neither of these things. I am no simple man, yet nor am I a mastermind. I am a man who wants to [redacted] a dog in [redacted].

ur gonna get me suspended one of these days when I accidentally post your BS I SWEAR TO GOD

I was gonna paste the entire lyrics to Fuck A Dog here but it's *just* over the length limit. boo. boo Harpie. boo.

Thank god. Establishing a length limit for Confessionary was the best change I've ever made

Oof. that John Stamos one wasn't me. You've got two people who wanna [redacted] a dog in the [redacted] now.

YOU GUYS NEED TO CHILL
JUST FOR A DAY
PLEASE
CHILL

Remember when you were making out with your first boyfriend and he [redacted] right as you touched his leg? It was me, Harpie. I [redacted] him off at super-speed so it seemed like he nutted at just a woman's touch!

:0
it all makes sense now.. no wonder he always insta came! It wasn't him- it was YOU

I wanna take Aeriis to ...............................................a nice restaurant

Hey @Aeriis where are ya'll going for good food?

teep_ posted...

Sent the text. Just said "some stuff came up". That was nerve-wracking lol

You're basically Superman now

HighSeraph posted...

What're me and Harpie then?

We're degenerates, clearly, but I take that as a badge of honor

SoIidLegacy posted...

I don't have anything in particular to confess that I wouldn't want to admit otherwise here, but I just wanted you (Harpie) to know that I really appreciate and respect what you're doing here. Sometimes people just need to get something personal off their chest, without it getting back to them (even if most of us are already practically anonymous here).
I often read these topics just because I find them interesting, without really wondering "Hmmm, I wonder who wrote this" and it's good to see that some people actually use it to say something that has been bottling up.

So thank you for making these topics.

Well, thank you for the genuine and sweet compliment! Confessionary started out as a silly idea, but it morphed into something bigger for a lot of people and it makes me so happy. It isn't perfect but it's fun and stupid and sometimes wholesome.
Getting to read through all the perspectives and experiences has also been eye-opening to me, and I think it has made me a more empathetic person. So thank YOU and everyone else here for contributing to Confessionary.

Lol

A couple of years ago I caused a woman to [redacted] just from heavy kissing

fond memories

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand, "Hey!" bam bam bam "Got any grapes?" The man says "I wanna fucking eat some grapes too. Let's do so without (redacted)ing any dogs in (redacted)."

This ear worm is gonna stick around for a while now... but thanks.. I think?

This morning I woke up and ripped a fart so massive that if I'd lit it, it'd have been Hiroshima scale.

I was confused about those rumblings, I thought it must've been an asteroid passing earth by or somethin

Degenerate here who plays a ton of NSFW games but would never admit it publicly or to their friends. Not sure what the other person's reasons for playing NSFW games are, but I can explain mine. There is a lot of junk for it out there, but there are some good stuff. Sometimes it's story based, other times it's gameplay based. It's your standard game, but NSFW. Maybe that's just nudity (though that's becoming more mainstream these days in some ways) other times it's a specific kink that the game is just tailored towards. NSFW games have always existed, they're just harder to find/learn about if you don't know where to look. They're still games.

Interesting. I don't know much about them because all my exposure to gaming is on the Nintendo ecosystem.. which is very PG
When you say NSFW games do you mean stuff like Dream Daddy?

if people want to see Crim and Harpie boobs so bad they should pay for their OF

now this guy knows what's up
IM CHARGIN $500 a pic, PER each boob

I had a childhood crush on one of my older cousins. Feelings came back after I found out that she was a streamer from another cousin of mine. She isnt a big time streamer but makes enough money to make it a full-time job, basically. So i looked her up. Found out she was doing like some OF/[redacted] type thing but was not totally nsfw. Later found out from uhh research that she used to do nude modeling for a specific website. I subbed to that but all her pics were gone by then. Im not proud of this. If it makes anyone feel better she looks nothing like me since she is mixed race. Only saw her a few times in person too.

LOL her being mixed race does not make it less weird. Nonetheless than you for your confession it was a wild ride

I hate myself so much. I don't know why anyone likes me because I'm a shit human being and have no redeeming qualities.

Well clearly you must be wrong, because if other people like you then that means you're likeable. Now if you're likeable to yourself, that's another issue entirely and has way more to do with your self esteem than your value as a human being.
Why do you feel this way? What makes you worse than anyone else?

Harpie posted...

You're basically Superman now

For truth, justice, and the German way!

The people demand moar

TAG!

Only just found this topic because for some reason gamefacks doesn't show me it if I filter topics by "all", I have to filter by "serious" because fandom is serious business or something >_<

EDIT: Nvm I accidentally lied because I can see it by filtering by "all" :D