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Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Boob

Gene is pretty awful. Katy teh Penguin of d00m levels of randomness.

And this is where I grew up
I think the present owner fixed it up
I never knew we'd ever went without
The second floor is hard for sneaking out

DrizztLink posted...

...god damn it why would you set me up for a pun like this NOW

lol pm it to me.

I remember playing PGA...95? On Sega. You could name your golfers. I was a big Shawn Michaels fan at the time.

I named my character Sexy Boy. But I missed a key stroke and just named him "Sex Boy". Then I recreated my character correctly. I didn't know the original wouldn't overwrite.

My Gram, a solid gamer, wanted to play 18 holes against me. I selected Sexy Boy. The screen then gave Gram the option to select "Sex Boy". I wanted to die. Then she said "That's fine. I'll be Sex Boy. I just wish his shirt wasn't that shade of teal".

Legend.

YEEEEEARS later, we're playing WiiSports. We have our own created Miis, but the game also gives you characters in your friends' Miis. I had some weird shit there. My grandma shrugs and says "I dont care, I'll be Poonani". She hits two homeruns including a walk off to beat me.

I've never had a mostly orange cat I connected with, not that I've had many orange cats. If Nubby had the chance to grow up he might have been my dude. Leukemia sucks.

That grey tab in the background is my vibe though. I've had several female grey tabs that we're socially fucked that loved me. It's almost like I have a type.

The look on it's face is killing me. I want it. I can fix her.

He probably found mold or hornyposting and had no choice.

Heart failure, I assume.

When I was house searching, my list for my realtor was :

1. No HOA
2. No HOA
3. Central Air
4. Finished Basement
5. No trains
6. See 1-5

Subpoenaed in CurrentEvents
Sequestered in GameFaqs

im drunk and couldn't tgubk of a good rhyme

I once rented Call Of Duty : World At War from a Blockbuster. Or maybe it was Hollywood Video.

Anyway, the disc was scratched to hell and and didn't work. I shrugged and told my friend that I couldn't play the 5 year old game with empty servers with him. I didn't have time to return it within the designated window. I ended up returning it a week late.

When I did, I told the dude that it didn't work. He questioned me as to why I kept it longer if it didn't work. I explained. He looked at me like I was a murderer.

Years later, I'm talking at LEAST 6 years later, I'm trying to buy my first house and I hit a snag because I had a ding on my credit report from the defunct company selling the "debt" I owed them to a collector. I ended up having to pay something like 500 dollars in "late payments" for returning a broken game to a dying rental company so I could buy a house. I didn't have the time, energy or resources to fight it.

To this day, I remember the name and face of the person I returned the game to who questioned me and acted like I broke his shitty old copy of WaW and reported it and almost fucked up my opportunity to buy my house. I pray that one day he walks into my brewery.

SauI_Goodman posted...

Quick before the topics gets deleted. Who is the chick not named Billie irish

Sequin dress is Lana Del Rey.

Dunno who shorts is.

Reminder that Lana Del Rey hasn't made an interesting album since Born To Die.

I have the account BritneySpears but I don't think I know the password nor email associated with the account. I also probably haven't logged in for over a year so I can't use it on CE anyway.

Sunhawk, what is your favorite state in the Midwest of the United States and what is your favorite film that takes place in that state?

Oh, just reheating some updog.

Guys I thought we weren't allowed to hornypo-LOL I can't do it. Gross.

Delphine Seyrig

Posting about the traits of my star sign is BANNED!

Stealth "I'm not allergic to bananas" brag topic smh

I once asked on PWB for people to recommend their favorite hardcore matches. It got deleted and I got a 3KL.

Eventually it was overturned by a Lead mod. I still have no idea what the original mod was thinking.

Irony posted...

In 45 years it'll be 4/20/69

I hope someone tokeblazes it on the spot my wife dumped by ashes 42 years earlier.

I've got my hazmat suit and Purge gear ready. If any reefer zombie tries to take my Albanese gummy bears, I've got a sharpened umbrella they gotta get past.

Who's Afriad Of Little Old Me is one of the greatest song ever made.

Godspeed, lil' possy.

ScazarMeltex posted...

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Me at Home Depot.

You kinda remind me of English comedian/author Tim Key.

Gross and unwarranted attack. Carol Baum isn't exactly known for being a goddess nor for her talent.

I'm not a fan of Sweeney, but this is just a old hack using someone much more famous than her to try and get attention. In fact, this is pretty telling :

Despite her disinterest in Sweeney, Baum conceded that shes not sure if she would turn down the opportunity to produce a movie with her in it, if her presence meant the project would get the go-ahead.

Go fuck yourself.

"What snacks and drinks are you planning to have on launch night?!"

Lmao who gives a fuck

The Before Trilogy
Portrait Of A Lady On Fire
Cold War

Edit : I guess the three below are more on the "best romances" side rather than "most romantic" which is a different measurement. I stick with the three above though.

Expanding the genre a little bit I would add :
The Fountain
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind
A New Leaf

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Emma Stone
Nicolas Cage
Mads Mikkelsen

Amy Adams was my favorite for a while bit she really needs to fire her agent. She just keeps taking shitty parts.

Not a fan of jelly beans, they're too tacky and hurt my teeth and I don't care enough to cook them down.

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Dying forum lifeboats never workout. Give it up CEmen. We had a good run.

What the hell. I opened this expecting her to be even bigger than the last time I saw her. Definitely didn't expect her to damn near be a teenager again.

Good for her. I've liked Kelly since her debut when Hazel Eyes was played all the time on The N.

My account is 20 years old but I lurked for a bit before registering.

I've been through this on a couple of other boards in the past. We'll try to fight against it and people will try to carry on the legacy elsewhere but ultimately it will fail. This is the end.

My mom's name is April. My dad's name is Ajay. Really ruined AJ Lee for me.

/SelfDoxFAQS

Nothing official, but years ago at work someone didn't believe that I'd be able to eat a box of (6) corndogs on break. Easy. Never even had a doubt.

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S_A_S posted...

Angel of Darkness - decent. A film about LGBT vampire romance, seemingly a very loose adaptation of Carmilla. Enjoyable film.

Hmm, I'm interested. I'm a vampire fan and one of my favorite films is Daughters Of Darkness. I can't quite find this one on Letterboxd. Is it this? : https://letterboxd.com/film/the-curse-of-styria/

You think that's bad, just wait until you run into the APA.

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Is this that dude that pretends he went to Penn State and gets banned every couple of weeks?

There weren't enough good Goldfinger songs.

a recovering alcoholic

Bullock explains that through a microneedling technique, the facial boosts collagen by enabling serums, including an epidermal growth factor (or EGF) serum to seep deeper into the skin. The serum, she tells DeGeneres, is an extraction from a piece of skin that came from a young person far, far away. But as DeGeneres bluntly points out, the EGF is derived from foreskin from a Korean baby.
Yes, shes right. The serum is made from the foreskin of a babys penis. As a representative for Louise explains, For the Hollywood EGF Facial treatment, Georgia Louise uses her TCA peels, micro-needling machine and an electrifying mask to calm the skin, followed by her secret box of EGF serum (Epidermal Growth Factor). EGF is derived from the progenitor cells of the human fibroblast taken from Korean newborn baby foreskin which helps to generate collagen and elastin.

.....huh.

I've been going through my wife's Letterboxd and watching films that she has marked as watched that I haven't seen. There's SO MUCH Sandra Bullock. ; _ ; I already tortured myself burning through all of the Julia Roberts garbage. I'm becoming numb.

I watched Hope Floats this morning. At least there's a shot of Sandy dressed as a cheerleader.