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Topici very often see Large women dating super skinny/lanky dudes
KhlavicLanguage
10/01/22 12:46:12 AM
#32
Evening_Dragon posted...
who
LMAO
Topici very often see Large women dating super skinny/lanky dudes
KhlavicLanguage
10/01/22 12:42:40 AM
#30
Evening_Dragon posted...
Skinny dude glory days died with the popularity of hipsterdom
have you not seen pete davidson and machine gun kelly taking over
it's back, baby
Topici very often see Large women dating super skinny/lanky dudes
KhlavicLanguage
09/30/22 8:04:24 PM
#24
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

are marketing departments ignorant
or quite the opposite
Topici very often see Large women dating super skinny/lanky dudes
KhlavicLanguage
09/30/22 7:00:49 PM
#12
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

there are standup bits by both louis ck and russell peters explaining this better than i can
Topici very often see Large women dating super skinny/lanky dudes
KhlavicLanguage
09/30/22 6:58:42 PM
#9
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


pretty sure being a really skinny white dude over 5'10" is as easy-mode as it gets, they're definitely not limited to overweight women

which makes it all the more perplexing really
Topici very often see Large women dating super skinny/lanky dudes
KhlavicLanguage
09/30/22 6:53:43 PM
#6
SauI_Goodman posted...
These guys are called chubby chasers.
ok but why would they be notably skinny
Topici very often see Large women dating super skinny/lanky dudes
KhlavicLanguage
09/30/22 6:51:32 PM
#3
gunplagirl posted...
Those lanky guys have the biggest penises, according to my friends who date men.
i've definitely heard that too. wonder if it's an actual correlation, or if their lankiness means they haven't lost any length to any amount of "fat pad" in that area whereas normal/overweight men have, or both
Topici very often see Large women dating super skinny/lanky dudes
KhlavicLanguage
09/30/22 6:49:08 PM
#1
what's the deal with that

<_<

i've heard others make the observation too. is it one group often fetishizing the other or a two-way street?
Topiclol all these internet dudes are really roasting adam levine's generic-ass sexts
KhlavicLanguage
09/30/22 6:35:25 PM
#18
think i did too good of a job pre-empting what would have been most of the replies to this topic in the OP
Topiclol all these internet dudes are really roasting adam levine's generic-ass sexts
KhlavicLanguage
09/30/22 1:55:33 PM
#12
Pastryarchy posted...
Adam Levine can pull women by using generic texts.
my argument is that almost all sexting is similarly straightforward and clumsy, and if it isn't then you're probably still flirting rather than sexting
Topiclol all these internet dudes are really roasting adam levine's generic-ass sexts
KhlavicLanguage
09/30/22 1:42:20 PM
#3
MedeaLysistrata posted...
days ago
I cannot get someone to explain to me what "good sexting" looks like since this meme started. No one wants to step up to bat because they know the truth deep down.
TopicIs asexuality a real thing
KhlavicLanguage
09/30/22 1:36:22 PM
#2
it's a spectrum
Topiclol all these internet dudes are really roasting adam levine's generic-ass sexts
KhlavicLanguage
09/30/22 1:35:14 PM
#1
when they'd probably fucking say "poggers" or "epic win" if a woman ever actually sent them something lmao

literally all sexting sounds cringe to an outside party so idk why people are so focused on his bland word choice and not the fact that he cheated on his pregnant wife. perhaps it's just an uncomfortable look in the mirror.

yes i sext exactly like he does and don't even have the excuse of looking like he does, what about it, it works fine for me
TopicWhat Game of Thrones/ASOIAF story would you like to see next
KhlavicLanguage
09/29/22 11:10:19 PM
#19
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

wait what the hell. why that many >_>
TopicWhat Game of Thrones/ASOIAF story would you like to see next
KhlavicLanguage
09/29/22 7:47:11 PM
#5
anything set in peak old valyria

would probably have a much more LOTR high-fantasy tone
TopicBoogie2988 back up to 395 pounds
KhlavicLanguage
09/29/22 6:53:35 PM
#23
forgive me but how do you even regain weight after the surgery he got? dont they literally chop out most of your stomach and you basically cant eat more than a fist-sized meal for the rest of your life >_>
TopicIt's annoying how many people refuse to concede an argument
KhlavicLanguage
09/29/22 6:22:23 PM
#14
MarcoRubio posted...
Lmafooooo was it? That's dumb, I don't remember anything getting heated in that one lol

def wasnt me who closed it *shrug* maybe someone got embarrassed

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/80180072
TopicA cup of soup at Potbelly is $4.29.
KhlavicLanguage
09/29/22 6:17:30 PM
#4
Forest_Temple posted...
Get the chili from Wendy's
i promise that is the one fucking thing you do not want from wendy's
TopicIt's annoying how many people refuse to concede an argument
KhlavicLanguage
09/29/22 6:15:26 PM
#9
yeah my honey mustard topic (which was suspiciously closed without warning or notification) gave me a refresher on just how bad it can get around here lmao
Topicwhy is my poop oily??? tw: gross poopy shit
KhlavicLanguage
09/29/22 12:07:41 AM
#16
apolloooo posted...
yesterday I ate fried tofu, that's it
deep-fried? that'd do it, it doesn't take much especially if something else you ate was on the cusp of going bad
Topicwhy is my poop oily??? tw: gross poopy shit
KhlavicLanguage
09/29/22 12:04:25 AM
#9
could just be that you ate a lot of greasy food lately, or ate something slightly off so your body isnt digesting fats properly

if it lasts like a whole week without reprieve then see a doctor, but i get one-off's like this fairly often cuz i like mcdonalds
TopicBut what's her @ though?
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 8:12:54 PM
#6
ok are those prosthetics or what

theres no way thats real and im pretty hesitant to even think it could just be a very unethical BBL
TopicAdaptations better than their source material
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 8:11:52 PM
#9
the boys

the comic is legit trash and basically only the base premise - "superheroes would be image-obsessed jackasses if they were real" - is worth a shit

the show managed to undo almost all of ennis's stupid edgelordery and has thankfully already confirmed they won't be doing that stupid fucking "NYEHHHH-HEH-HEH" ending from the comic
TopicNew Overwatch 2 accounts have to unlock old heroes, too
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 8:01:56 PM
#9
trash game

blizzard ruins everything they touch

thank god we're in the timeline where valve controls dota instead

cope

seethe

etc
Topicis it just me or is everybody here so much more hostile than before
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 6:03:57 PM
#192
Anony1125 posted...

i'm very unsurprised by the names involved
Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 5:33:34 PM
#50
uwnim posted...
Id assume not, but Ive never had it because I dont like mustard flavor.
don't give up, there's a lotta different types of mustard out there
Topicis it just me or is everybody here so much more hostile than before
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 5:05:12 PM
#177
CyricZ posted...
I'm not seeking his forgiveness.
you're a sick person, shame on you
Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 4:34:23 PM
#45
GATTJT posted...
People with an account from 2016 and 457 karma, apparently
damn dude you just proved me completely wrong about mayo
Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 4:31:42 PM
#43
sometimes posted...
they can't just list MAYO they have to list ingredients by order of volume/product
it's funny because i addressed that lmao but alas
Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 4:28:50 PM
#41
DipDipDiver posted...
Why is TC being a dick about mayonnaise
why were multiple people being so confidently wrong about mayonnaise
who the fuck starts a fight over mayonnaise and loses?
TopicPokemon Master Sex is adding Kalos Hex Maniac to the game >_>
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 4:25:02 PM
#24
i dont really understand how/why the community collectively decided "actually she's super mega ultra thick, like absolute titcow levels of booba" but i'll check out what's been drawn of her from time to time
Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 4:21:51 PM
#37
ToadallyAwesome posted...
This is a weird hill to die on TC.
not dying on any hill lol, just explaining how mayo is made, to people whom i'm certain consume it far more than i do
Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 4:21:08 PM
#36
Gobstoppers12 posted...
What a weird way to fish for a timeout.

ok so you are indeed gastronomically disinclined but that's ok, i'm here to help, lets try the Man-Ray Explains To Patrick approach

mayonnaise an emulsion of oil and egg, yes?
and the #1 ingredient in mcdonalds honey mustard by weight is soybean oil, correct?
and the appearance of mcdonalds honey mustard is consistent throughout the packaging with no separated oil, yeah?
so then we can deduce that mcdonalds honey mustard consist primarily of an emulsion of oil and egg, aka mayo, with mustard and honey and spices added to it!
fun stuff
Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 4:15:35 PM
#32
i understand a full half of you guys literally have no friends but you've never made a salad dressing either? or accidentally heated up mayo too quickly and saw it separate, possibly on a homemade burger you set down onto the bun too quickly? come on, give me something here. the thing about you all subsisting off hot pockets was a joke, please don't prove me right.
Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 4:13:32 PM
#29
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Okay. Soybean oil isn't mayonnaise.
Soybean oil that's been emulsified with egg and vinegar (which it clearly has considering it's not floating at the top on its own separated layer in any honey mustard packet i've opened) is then mayonnaise

leave it to CE to try rewriting reality with nitpicking over semantics
Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 4:09:20 PM
#27
soybean oil literally comes before mustard itself on the mcdonalds ingredient list lmao

loving the self-reports ITT from people who've never cooked in their life without it involving mild radiation exposure
Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 4:07:19 PM
#26
Gobstoppers12 posted...
I write Naruto Fanfiction.

Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 3:54:50 PM
#20
GATTJT posted...
Something having oil and egg doesn't mean it has mayo. Those are two common ingredients in a lot of things. Like, would you say a cake has mayo in it?
Ummm Did You Know That, Umm,,, PEOPLE have Iron In Them? Would You Call Them Swords? ? ? ?
Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 3:48:48 PM
#18
frankly these results are too lopsided for how overwhelmingly common it is for commercial honey mustard to include mayo, and for how much of CE subsists on the diet of an internet addict in a midwestern basement, so i'm taking this as proof that a lot of people who eat honey mustard just don't realize it's in there
Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 3:47:09 PM
#15
DrizztLink posted...
Who the fuck stores mayo in tin
shaved. it's a HAIRSTYLE. cased closed :/
Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 3:46:12 PM
#13
Gobstoppers12 posted...
How do you define "mayo" in this context?
an emulsion of oil and egg, probably listed separately on the ingredients label rather than outright "mayo"

Honey Mustard Sauce
Ingredients: Water, Sugar, Soybean Oil, Distilled Vinegar, Mustard Seed, Honey, Corn Syrup Solids, Egg Yolks, Contains 2% Or Less: Salt, Cellulose Gel, White Wine, Xanthan Gum, Spices, Turmeric And Paprika Extract (color), Sodium Benzoate (preservative), Yeast Extract, Cellulose Gum, Natural Flavor, Maltodextrin.
Contains: Egg.
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/honey-mustard-sauce.html#accordion-c921f9207b-item-283bee7dbd
Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 3:42:47 PM
#7
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

what do you eat instead bro
Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 3:41:29 PM
#5
weird how many people are saying "no" when off the top of my head mcdonalds, burger king, wendys, and dairy queen all have mayo in theirs

perhaps people just dont realize it? idk

Topicdo you generally expect 'honey mustard' to contain mayo
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 3:36:07 PM
#1
do you generally expect honey mustard to contain mayo


mcdonalds does, cfa does not
Topicis it just me or is everybody here so much more hostile than before
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 2:27:38 PM
#147
coolpal23 posted...
I rarely post here cause lurking is my style, but didn't you bring up that one guys dead gf and instead of apologizing to him, you blocked him? Dude
Lol he did, I saw that
Topicis it just me or is everybody here so much more hostile than before
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 2:21:14 PM
#139
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

typing up an essay on how consistently showing up to try to give me a hard time totally isn't stalkerish and then accusing me of psychiatric malady is something i'm comfortable calling a melty, yeah
Topicis it just me or is everybody here so much more hostile than before
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 2:14:48 PM
#130
accusing people of "hallucinations", yikes, the melty is reaching the "gamer spouts bigotry" phase. not a lot of respect for those dealing with legitimate psychiatric and perception disorders i see (although admittedly i'm not one of them).

you're probably inching painfully close to getting modded here, so i really suggest taking that walk and clearing your mind.
Topicis it just me or is everybody here so much more hostile than before
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 2:10:07 PM
#128
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

cept the guy who i can basically count the seconds until he shows up whenever i start posting for the day haha. ease up on the melty and go talk a walk.
TopicIntel's top of the line A770 GPU will be $329 MSRP
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 2:07:34 PM
#6
remember when the bang-for-buck card was the $200 range

i miss my 6600 GT
Topicis it just me or is everybody here so much more hostile than before
KhlavicLanguage
09/27/22 2:03:51 PM
#123
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

there's no need to have a melty, dude. just brush it off if you truly feel it's ok to follow someone around like this.

Maybe don't post off-the-wall shit like that if you don't want people to respond to you. Just an idea
don't reliably show up to pick a fight with someone if you don't want them to think you're following them.
notice i didn't add "maybe" or "just an idea" because i don't need cowardly smarm to feel comfortable in telling you that you're weird, lol.
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