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Soggy_Burger posted...

KillerSlaw posted...

The rumor is that his production team were offended by his comments during that debate and quit his show, so now he's stuck making overproduced garbage on his own.

I thought that rumor was from before the debate with Destiny and all the stupid shit? Supposedly he went a little "funny" after something about his girlfriend leaving him. Would explain why he lost so much weight.

*shrug*

Maybe? I mean all I heard was most of his team quit, so I just assumed it would have been cause of the debate.
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D-Lo_BrownTown posted...

The last Crash game came out in like 2010. The last Zelda was like 2011.

Wasn't there a Crash Skylanders game or something? I swear I saw stupid Skylanders toys with Crash and Cortex.
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Jontron screwed Jontron
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The rumor is that his production team were offended by his comments during that debate and quit his show, so now he's stuck making overproduced garbage on his own.
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Gojak_v3 posted...

If someone wants to spend money let them do it as only the most hardcore would put up with how it's explained in that quote.

It's funny because even though I thought that microtransactions were kinda bullshit, I'd at least use my work credit card reward points towards a shark card every update just to make it go faster.

But now I won't even do that on principle. They went too far this time IMO.
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halomonkey1_3_5 posted...

the only way GTA Online is playable is if you get a hacker to drop you a ton of cash and just fill garages with X80s to sell on patch day

Last I heard Rockstar fucked up on the last ban wave and banned a shit ton of people that either didn't deserve it, were banned because they were given modded cash, or were banned because they were doing dupe glitches.

Mileage varies on why the ban happened depending on who you ask, though. I think a lot of them are being reversed though.
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SomeLikeItHoth posted...

faizan_faizan posted...

Spider-Man 2 > Spider-Man 1 > Spider-Man 3 > Amazing 1 > Amazing 2.

Judging by the reviews, I'd put Homecoming somewhere between Spider-Man 2 and 1. But I guess we'll find out next Friday.

Literally this.

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I got in trouble for showing her my dongle.
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RIP
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Thank god they started with Han Solo instead of Boba Fett or Obi-Wan, right?

*sigh*
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Shit Mike Matei does for 1000, Alex.
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Blue_Inigo posted...

If you owned Marvel, would you help Fox and Sony, your direct competitors, make more money and advertise for them?

IIRC Disney still makes tons of money off the merchandising rights of all of the movie properties that Fox and Sony own.

So it's actually free money for them if Fox keeps X-Men popular and they continue to pump out X-Men merch.
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daftpunk_mk5 posted...

How about the episode early on where the rich producer told them all to be stereotypes and the director stood up for them and said they werent stereotypes? Top notch writing.

Except that was more about the director not liking the producer taking control of his production, not him actually standing up for women.

And they also went with stereotypes anyways so...
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Every time someone tells me a diet drink tastes just like a regular drink, it isn't true.

The closest has been Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper (but it still tastes different, it's just you taste more cherry than diet flavor) and diet sierre mist (mostly because sierra mist is so weak anyways)
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Mr Sandbag posted...

Not having anti conservative SJW bullshit shoved down my throat?

lol wut?
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Eh, I thought it was okay...

I mean, it's a show about a bunch of women putting on a wrestling show. What the fuck were you expecting it to be?
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What a fucking disaster. This was even less necessary than Rogue One.
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It had Snake.
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Came in for Rogue ass.
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TC right now


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YellowSUV posted...

Goldeneye is in licensing hell requiring consent of Nintendo, Microsoft, and the current James Bond video game license holder to agree on something.

This.

It's the reason we haven't seen an actual Goldeneye re release ever.
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http://hightimes.com/culture/drug-testing-101/
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Why didn't they just make an MCU fighter? Or a Marvel fighter that just features MCU characters since they wouldn't want the game to be associated with the MCU I'm sure but they would still want it to promote the MCU.
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N64 Classic

Super Mario 64
Ocarina of Time
Majoras Mask
Star Fox 64
F-Zero X
Donkey Kong 64
Mario Kart 64
Yoshi Story

That's all I got. I'd add Turok but I don't know if they'd be able to get the license and it hasn't really aged well but I have good memories of it.
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Behaviorism posted...

darkphoenix181 posted...

is it up for pre-order in the us?

Gamestop breaks their neck trying to get you to predorder everything under the sun. But the one thing you do want to preorder they refuse to let you do it

This is exactly what I said to my friend.

Apparently a chick at Gamestop was especially shitty about it and he told her to fuck off. But he said the rest of them just seemed annoyed so he just let it go.
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I would get them to put their differences aside and create the biggest money making music group of the decade.
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My friend went all over asking various stores if they are taking pre orders, and he said all of them were really pissy about it.

I'm guessing a lot of people are doing this today lol
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Shotgunnova posted...

-200 dollars worth of Shark Cards doesn't even get you 3 vehicles now.

For real? Or do you just mean good vehicles?

It's not entirely true.

The new vehicles all range around the 2,000,000 dollar range. If you complete certain missions you can lower the price around 500k.

But in order to do those missions, you need a Mobile Command Center, which costs around 1,225,000

In order to buy a Mobile Command Center, you need to own a bunker first to store it in, which costs around 1,150,000

Now in order to modify the new vehicles, you need a vehicle modification bay in your mobile command center which costs like 955,000

And in order to unlock modifications to use on the new vehicles, you need to unlock them through "research" which either requires you to wait 3 real time hours in free mode OR pay 225,000 to "fast track" it and unlock it immediately.

Oh, and you can't choose which modifications you want to research. The game chooses which ones are researched randomly. There are 48 in all.

And you have to pay to actually modify the vehicle as well. So say you research twin miniguns and fast track it for 225,000. You then have to pay the price of the modification on top of that.

So 100 dollars in shark cards (I'm assuming 200 is a typo, since the highest they sell for a single card is 100) would get you maybe 4 or 5 of the new vehicles if you did the missions to unlock the reduced price. But then you'd need to pay upwards of of 3.5 million in order to actually modify the vehicles to make them worth a damn.

Then you would either have to wait 144 hours in free mode to unlock the modifications for use (although, not all of those unlocks are vehicle related. many are weapon related as well) and/or pay around 11 million to unlock them.
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MC_BatCommander posted...

KillerSlaw posted...

Yeah I mentioned how fucking out of control the micro transactions have gotten (and that's *really* saying something) with this latest update but CE seemed to just think it wasn't that big of a deal.

I think gamers have just gotten used to micro transactions at this point, which is fucking sad.

the best is the people who try to justify it

"If you just grind for hours and hours you can buy with in-game cash!"

I'm convinced that people who say this don't actually play GTA Online that much or at all anymore because the grind is so ridiculously huge at this point.

Hell, there isn't even a grind for the latest update. There's a straight up free to play paywall in place now where you either have to pay 250,000 dollars to unlock an item to buy, or wait 3 hours in real time (and only in free roam) for said item to unlock.

Also there are 48 of these items, and the order in which they are unlocked is completely random.
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Yeah I mentioned how fucking out of control the micro transactions have gotten (and that's *really* saying something) with this latest update but CE seemed to just think it wasn't that big of a deal.

I think gamers have just gotten used to micro transactions at this point, which is fucking sad. I'm really worried about Red Dead Redemption 2 as well.
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I don't like how dismissive Boogie is about this, but I guess that is what I should expect from him by this point.

I find it really funny that Anita flat out said he gets shit cause he's fat, though.
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Max Payne takes place over the course of a couple days I'm pretty sure. Other than the dream sequences though yeah.
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Was hoping for cake farts
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They forgot Smash is supposed to be a fighting game and not a party game.
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Strider102 posted...

KillerSlaw posted...

Because they want you to buy it on Mobile.

Yeah the crappy port that has no cloud saves, need to predict the future because if you get a phone call and answer, boom game restarts, and also has to download pieces of the game at certain points.

Didn't say it was good. If anything that's why they didn't put a better version on SNES Classic.
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Because they want you to buy it on Mobile.
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I managed to fine an NES at some Podunk walmart in central indiana. Gave it to my sis for xmas cause I have alternative means of playing these like a normal person.
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Its not meant to be a comparison but at how much of a joke both prices are at this time.
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My ex got a bunch of tattoos after we broke up and they all look god awful.

I don't mind tats as long as they look good.
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El Mexicano Texano posted...

Games always drop price fast nowadays except for Nintendo and Rockstar. These kind of topics get made weekly and it's as if no one pays attention to price drops apparently....

Watch Dogs 2 was still 59.99, along with Battlefield 1.

Titanfall 2 was down to 39.99 but even that is over six months old now.

Andromeda is like...what, three months old?
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DifferentialEquation posted...

Illinois is all around a terrible state. They require you to get a FOID card to buy a firearm.

It's funny because apparently if you're a resident you need that card to buy ammunition, but if you're an Indiana resident they just look at your Indiana ID and say "Oh, you're fine." and sell it to you.

At least at the stores I've been to.
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DevsBro posted...

Dang people just make a hispanic guy, jeez

lol I just remembered how awful the fucking character creator in GTA V on last gen was. Everyone just looked like a malnourished Indian dude.
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Meanwhile GTA V is still at a solid 60.
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Cause Women.

Which is like, whatever. It's not hurting anyone and at least the movie is good. It isn't like they're hyping up trash.
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I was at work at a grocery store. A lot of people seemed happy cause they felt he was a child molester.
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Depends on how you define "fix"

It didn't make the ending magically good, but it at least fixed the stupid shit that is clear Casey Hudson and Mac Walters didn't even consider when writing that dipshit ending.
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weapon_d00d816 posted...

Well yeah, but that doesn't mean story is unimportant. It just means story can't carry a game by itself.

Not unimportant, least important.
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