Lurker > Lokarin

LurkerFAQs, Active DB, DB1, DB2, DB3, DB4, DB5, DB6, DB7, DB8, DB9, DB10, Database 11 ( 12.2022-11.2023 ), DB12, Clear
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 46
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/29/24 9:52:07 PM
#499
What a great way to end a topic; with a new pandemic...

https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/03/super-gonorrhea-rate-quickly-triples-in-china-now-40x-higher-than-us/

> China has a big problem with super gonorrhea, study finds

It has already been found in the US and required heavy dosing of ceftriaxone to cure due to its high resistance.

If this is left unchecked there will be anti-pantsers out there clapping their cheeks, and you know it.

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/29/24 5:01:38 PM
#498
Parents offered class photo with no 'complex needs' pupils

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce5epgp2zdno

gosh dang Europe hates non-normies

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/28/24 11:26:18 PM
#496
Georgia Republican official and outspoken election denier caught voting illegally 9 times

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2024/03/28/brian-pritchard-georgia-illegal-voting/73135511007/

Every accusation is a confession...

...also, you guys don't post enough! I don't mean this topic but in general, I get very self-conscious when I see 2 or more of my topics on the front page.

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/27/24 3:17:53 PM
#495
A Nigerian woman reviewed some tomato puree online. Now she faces jail

https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/27/africa/nigerian-woman-faces-jail-over-online-review-of-tomato-puree-intl-scli/index.html

...

only 5 bungs left to go

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/26/24 7:50:41 PM
#494
First Human Patient to Receive a Neuralink Brain Implant Used it to Stay Up All Night Playing Civilization 6

https://www.ign.com/articles/first-human-patient-to-receive-a-neuralink-brain-implant-used-it-to-stay-up-all-night-playing-civilization-6

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/24/24 4:14:25 AM
#493
North Texas man changes name to 'Literally Anybody Else,' is now running for president

https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/north-texas-man-changes-name-to-literally- anybody-else-now-running-for-president/287-b6e35d3a-6f6e-48b3-89bb-f4e70c53a984

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/19/24 11:13:47 PM
#489
streamofthesky posted...
https://nypost.com/2024/03/15/world-news/toronto-police-slammed-for-advising-residents-to-leave-car-keys-within-easy-reach-for-thieves/

makes sense to me, insurance will cover the car and if insurance felt like their profits were threatened they'd hire their own hatchet men to fix crime.

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/19/24 6:21:41 AM
#487
Monopoly Go Devs Spent More On Marketing Than It Cost To Develop The Last Of Us 2

https://www.gamespot.com/articles/monopoly-go-devs-spent-more-on-marketing-than-it-cost-to-develop-the-last-of-us-2/1100-6521930/?ftag=CAD-01-10abi2f

The game's huge marketing budget has worked out for it, bringing in $2 billion revenue in its first 10 months of release.


---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/18/24 10:11:21 PM
#485
EchoBaz posted...
What the? Were they actually cheating?

They are claiming that there's an exploit where you can upload cheating software to other clients via the anti-cheat... honestly, with how wonky Apex Legends anticheat is it's believable but no way to know for sure.

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/18/24 8:48:07 PM
#483
Apex Legends streamers surprised to find aimbot and other hacks added to their PCs in the middle of major competition

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/battle-royale/ apex-legends-streamers-warned-to-perform-a-clean-os-reinstall-as-soon-as- possible-after-hacks-during-na-finals-match/

The hack may have been spread through Apex's anti-cheat software.

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/16/24 2:54:34 PM
#478
Kanye West banned from Brazil after going on another rant

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/15/24 2:25:35 PM
#476
SinisterSlay posted...
Not much, first rule of assassination, kill the assassin

Apparently his last words to his family were "If anything happens, it wasn't a suicide"...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA44FFi95PA

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/14/24 8:53:02 PM
#475
https://www.newsweek.com/texas-official-warns-people-stock-food-ahead-solar-eclipse-1878477

but why tho? Can't texans handle a little daytime darkness?

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/14/24 2:26:20 PM
#474
https://cowboystatedaily.com/2024/03/13/montana-man-80-nailed-by-feds-for-creating-mutant-hybrid-bighorns/

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/14/24 9:35:52 AM
#473
16 SWAT officers hospitalized after blast at training facility in Southern California

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/16-swat-officers-hospitalized-blast-training-facility-southern-califor-rcna143338

...

I support Cop City... it's a self-solving problem.

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/12/24 12:49:45 PM
#469
USCIRF Leaves Saudi Arabia After Government Official Insisted Chair to Remove Kippah

https://www.uscirf.gov/release-statements/uscirf-leaves-saudi-arabia-after-government-official-insisted-chair-remove

IE: Saudi Arabia invites US Commission on International Religious Freedom; escorts them off premises when it turns out Chair is a Jewish rabbi

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/12/24 1:01:10 AM
#467
Also:

F1 Academy: Doriane Pin loses victory in Saudi Arabia after failing to realise race was over

https://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/13091705/f1-academy-doriane-pin-loses-victory-in-saudi-arabia-after-failing-to-realise-race-was-over

Imagine if that was done on the rainbow road!

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/12/24 12:53:44 AM
#466
Boeing whistleblower found dead in US

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68534703


---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/11/24 11:24:27 AM
#465
Blue_Thunder posted...
Formula 1 has unveiled a bonkers track in Saudi Arabia with more than 350 feet of elevation changes and a first corner that's right out of Mario Kart.

https://jalopnik.com/f1-s-mario-kart-inspired-saudi-track-proves-it-has-more-1851311385

https://i.imgur.com/L1C6rVG.jpg

that seems exceptionally dangerous :D

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/11/24 11:15:58 AM
#463
influenzer shoots up his cybertruck to prove its bulletproof... bullets go right through it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFzmDVjwh8k

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/10/24 8:26:35 AM
#460
Milei threatens to pee on all of Argentina's governors and shut down Congress

https://en.mercopress.com/2024/03/08/milei-threatens-to-pee-on-all-of-argentina-s-governors-and-shut-down-congress

I'm gunna get modded for spamming if the earth doesn't stop being morons soon

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/10/24 12:07:31 AM
#459
No direct link since it's a live story but;

Alberta mom fired without cause during maternity leave... judge sided with the employer and is charging the mom double legal fees.

Good chance the judge will get disbarred over this

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/09/24 10:40:14 PM
#458
won't load for me, but supposedly the summary is "Student in Pakistan sentenced to death for blasphemy due to messages on whatsapp"

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-68511557

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/09/24 5:04:02 AM
#457
RCMP Confirms Hundreds On UCP Voter List Told Police They Had No Knowledge They Ever Voted

RCMP ends five-year investigation into UCP voter fraud allegations after hitting dead-ends in determining who cast fake votes

https://pressprogress.ca/rcmp-confirms-hundreds-on-ucp-voter-list-told-police-they-had-no-knowledge-they-ever-voted/

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/08/24 7:14:26 AM
#456
Florida Senate passes bill blocking local rules protecting workers from heat

https://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/floridas-senate-passes-bill-block-local-regulations-protecting-workers-rcna142021

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/07/24 4:44:18 PM
#455
Of course, Alberta gov doing it's best to become the worst

AHS manager tells nurses to become Tik Tok influencers to supplement income due to policy limiting overtime

https://www.theprogressreport.ca/ahs_manager_tells_nurses_to_become_tik_tok_influencers_to_supplement_income_due_to_policy_limiting_overtime

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/06/24 8:13:27 PM
#454
Charlie Kirk Wants Coca-Cola to Sponsor Televised Executions

https://www.thedailybeast.com/charlie-kirk-wants-coca-cola-to-sponsor-televised-executions

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/05/24 11:27:33 AM
#452
Florida is swamped by disease outbreaks as quackery replaces science

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/03/florida-measles-outbreak-preventable

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/03/24 1:17:18 PM
#451
Missouri Bill Makes Teachers Sex Offenders If They Accept Trans Kids' Pronouns

https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/missouri-bill-makes-teachers-sex-offenders-if-they-accept-trans-kids-pronouns-42014864


---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
03/01/24 7:00:24 AM
#449
Your tax dollars bailing out the Church... the Church of State

https://ministrywatch.com/churches-and-ministries-had-paycheck-protection-program-loans-totaling-7-billion-forgiven/

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/29/24 7:05:01 PM
#448
New Mexico teacher had students duel with swords in class, leading to serious injury of teen girl, lawsuit says

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/new-mexico-teacher-students-duel-swords-class-leading-serious-injury-t-rcna140961

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/29/24 4:52:41 AM
#447
Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change

https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/4494543-exxon-ceo-blames-public-for-failure-to-fix-climate-change/

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/24/24 6:58:20 PM
#445
Girl Scouts threaten legal action over troop's fundraiser for children in Gaza

*link too long*

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/24/24 5:54:03 PM
#444
Senator calls LGBTQ+ people 'filth,' says most don't want them here

https://www.tahlequahdailypress.com/news/senator-calls-lgbtq-oklahomans-filth-says -constituents-dont-want-them/article_c8979398-d260-11ee-9823-973bf20c3730.html

Everything about the murder of Nex is sad

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/22/24 1:03:08 AM
#443
Major Alabama hospital pauses IVF after court rules frozen embryos are children

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68366337

...if you don't want kids you gotta pay cold support

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/21/24 6:27:50 PM
#442
Willow Springs man staged farm accident, paid someone to cut off his feet, authorities say

https://www.news-leader.com/story/news/local/ozarks/2024/02/15/authorities-say-missouri-man-staged-farm-accident-had-feet-cut-off/72613100007/

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/19/24 9:50:34 AM
#440
Senator Carden Summers (R) knelt down and told a child he would protect her. When he learned she was trans, he backed away

https://www.losangelesblade.com/2024/02/17/lawmaker-vows-to-protect-girl-until-he-learns-shes-trans-bolts/

That is when, according to multiple witnesses, Sen. Summers stood up and fumbled his words, repeating, I mean, yeah, Im going to make sure shes safe by going to the right bathroom, continuing to use the correct pronouns for Aleix.

When asked if he would make her go to a boys bathroom, he then allegedly backed away, saying, Youre attacking me, turned around, and walked off quickly.

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/18/24 5:28:15 PM
#439
Tennessee, are you feeling ok?

https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/2024/02/18/nazi-marchers-at-capitol-in-nashville-prompt-bipartisan-blowback/72651479007/

...

I can't really comment since it looks like Alberta might be heading this way, too

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/18/24 9:54:40 AM
#437
Revelation34 posted...
Wat.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/02/air-canada-must-honor-refund-policy-invented-by-airlines-chatbot/?comments=1&comments-page=1

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/17/24 1:00:39 PM
#433
Metalsonic66 posted...
I saw the video earlier.

We need more training.

If oyu look at the 2nd angle... he was shooting TOWARDS his partner

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/16/24 10:42:10 AM
#432
MoDOT claims unborn baby killed in crash as an employee

https://www.newstribune.com/news/2024/feb/15/modot-claims-unborn-baby-killed-in-crash-as-an/

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/15/24 12:48:18 PM
#430
don't trust cops around... trees

https://www.nwfdailynews.com/story/news/local/2024/02/14/okaloosa-deputy-resigns-after-fort-walton-beach-shooting/72593964007/

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/11/24 9:29:56 PM
#428
Oh, and Alberta found to have the most child marriages in north america per capita

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/11/24 9:20:43 PM
#427
Attorney sentenced to 180 days in jail, admits to drugging wife's drinks to induce abortion

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/texas-news/attorney-pregnant-wife-drugged-houston-abortion/3457059/

So... in the state where it's a life sentence to get an abortion (Texas SB8), is only 180 days if you attempt to do it to someone else.

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/11/24 1:19:43 AM
#423
Baby in Missouri dies after mother mistakenly puts her in oven for nap

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/10/baby-missouri-dies-nap-oven

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/10/24 2:39:50 AM
#422
Man Caught Pleasuring Himself In Nashville Library Uses Lube On His Hands To Slip Out Of Cuffs

https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2024/02/08/man-caught-pleasuring-himself-in-nashville-library-uses-lube-on-his-hands-to-slip-out-of-cuffs/

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/09/24 11:55:28 PM
#421
Trader Joe's frozen chicken pilaf may contain rocks, USDA warns

https://6abc.com/trader-joes-health-alert-chicken-pilaf-may-contain-rocks/14404778/

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/09/24 2:18:55 PM
#420
Tally ho lads!

https://www.usacarry.com/intruder-critically-wounded-by-muzzleloader-in-vermont-home-defense-incident/

Intruder Critically Wounded by Muzzleloader in Vermont Home Defense Incident


---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/09/24 3:16:00 AM
#419
Iranian Cleric Complains Of Too Much Joy, Amid Soaring Depression Rates

https://www.iranintl.com/en/202402078575

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
TopicNot the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery
Lokarin
02/07/24 5:44:39 PM
#418
South Carolina seeks to restart executions with electric chair, firing squad; says painless death not required

https://www.foxnews.com/us/south-carolina-restart-executions-electric-chair-firing-squad-painless-death-not-required

---
"Salt cures Everything!"
My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos
Board List
Page List: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ... 46