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Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/29/24 9:52:07 PM #499 | What a great way to end a topic; with a new pandemic...
https://arstechnica.com/science/2024/03/super-gonorrhea-rate-quickly-triples-in-china-now-40x-higher-than-us/ > China has a big problem with super gonorrhea, study finds It has already been found in the US and required heavy dosing of ceftriaxone to cure due to its high resistance. If this is left unchecked there will be anti-pantsers out there clapping their cheeks, and you know it. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/29/24 5:01:38 PM #498 | Parents offered class photo with no 'complex needs' pupils
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce5epgp2zdno gosh dang Europe hates non-normies --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/28/24 11:26:18 PM #496 | Georgia Republican official and outspoken election denier caught voting illegally 9 times
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2024/03/28/brian-pritchard-georgia-illegal-voting/73135511007/ Every accusation is a confession... ...also, you guys don't post enough! I don't mean this topic but in general, I get very self-conscious when I see 2 or more of my topics on the front page. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/27/24 3:17:53 PM #495 | A Nigerian woman reviewed some tomato puree online. Now she faces jail
https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/27/africa/nigerian-woman-faces-jail-over-online-review-of-tomato-puree-intl-scli/index.html ... only 5 bungs left to go --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/26/24 7:50:41 PM #494 | First Human Patient to Receive a Neuralink Brain Implant Used it to Stay Up All Night Playing Civilization 6
https://www.ign.com/articles/first-human-patient-to-receive-a-neuralink-brain-implant-used-it-to-stay-up-all-night-playing-civilization-6 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/24/24 4:14:25 AM #493 | North Texas man changes name to 'Literally Anybody Else,' is now running for president
https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/local/north-texas-man-changes-name-to-literally- anybody-else-now-running-for-president/287-b6e35d3a-6f6e-48b3-89bb-f4e70c53a984 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/19/24 11:13:47 PM #489 | streamofthesky posted...
https://nypost.com/2024/03/15/world-news/toronto-police-slammed-for-advising-residents-to-leave-car-keys-within-easy-reach-for-thieves/ makes sense to me, insurance will cover the car and if insurance felt like their profits were threatened they'd hire their own hatchet men to fix crime. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/19/24 6:21:41 AM #487 | Monopoly Go Devs Spent More On Marketing Than It Cost To Develop The Last Of Us 2
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/monopoly-go-devs-spent-more-on-marketing-than-it-cost-to-develop-the-last-of-us-2/1100-6521930/?ftag=CAD-01-10abi2f The game's huge marketing budget has worked out for it, bringing in $2 billion revenue in its first 10 months of release. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/18/24 10:11:21 PM #485 | EchoBaz posted...
What the? Were they actually cheating? They are claiming that there's an exploit where you can upload cheating software to other clients via the anti-cheat... honestly, with how wonky Apex Legends anticheat is it's believable but no way to know for sure. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/18/24 8:48:07 PM #483 | Apex Legends streamers surprised to find aimbot and other hacks added to their PCs in the middle of major competition
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/battle-royale/ apex-legends-streamers-warned-to-perform-a-clean-os-reinstall-as-soon-as- possible-after-hacks-during-na-finals-match/ The hack may have been spread through Apex's anti-cheat software. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/16/24 2:54:34 PM #478 | Kanye West banned from Brazil after going on another rant
--- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/15/24 2:25:35 PM #476 | SinisterSlay posted...
Not much, first rule of assassination, kill the assassin Apparently his last words to his family were "If anything happens, it wasn't a suicide"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sA44FFi95PA --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/14/24 8:53:02 PM #475 | https://www.newsweek.com/texas-official-warns-people-stock-food-ahead-solar-eclipse-1878477
but why tho? Can't texans handle a little daytime darkness? --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/14/24 2:26:20 PM #474 | https://cowboystatedaily.com/2024/03/13/montana-man-80-nailed-by-feds-for-creating-mutant-hybrid-bighorns/
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Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/14/24 9:35:52 AM #473 | 16 SWAT officers hospitalized after blast at training facility in Southern California
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/16-swat-officers-hospitalized-blast-training-facility-southern-califor-rcna143338 ... I support Cop City... it's a self-solving problem. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/12/24 12:49:45 PM #469 | USCIRF Leaves Saudi Arabia After Government Official Insisted Chair to Remove Kippah
https://www.uscirf.gov/release-statements/uscirf-leaves-saudi-arabia-after-government-official-insisted-chair-remove IE: Saudi Arabia invites US Commission on International Religious Freedom; escorts them off premises when it turns out Chair is a Jewish rabbi --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/12/24 1:01:10 AM #467 | Also:
F1 Academy: Doriane Pin loses victory in Saudi Arabia after failing to realise race was over https://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/13091705/f1-academy-doriane-pin-loses-victory-in-saudi-arabia-after-failing-to-realise-race-was-over Imagine if that was done on the rainbow road! --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/12/24 12:53:44 AM #466 | Boeing whistleblower found dead in US
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-68534703 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/11/24 11:24:27 AM #465 | Blue_Thunder posted...
Formula 1 has unveiled a bonkers track in Saudi Arabia with more than 350 feet of elevation changes and a first corner that's right out of Mario Kart. that seems exceptionally dangerous :D --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/11/24 11:15:58 AM #463 | influenzer shoots up his cybertruck to prove its bulletproof... bullets go right through it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFzmDVjwh8k --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/10/24 8:26:35 AM #460 | Milei threatens to pee on all of Argentina's governors and shut down Congress
https://en.mercopress.com/2024/03/08/milei-threatens-to-pee-on-all-of-argentina-s-governors-and-shut-down-congress I'm gunna get modded for spamming if the earth doesn't stop being morons soon --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/10/24 12:07:31 AM #459 | No direct link since it's a live story but;
Alberta mom fired without cause during maternity leave... judge sided with the employer and is charging the mom double legal fees. Good chance the judge will get disbarred over this --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/09/24 10:40:14 PM #458 | won't load for me, but supposedly the summary is "Student in Pakistan sentenced to death for blasphemy due to messages on whatsapp"
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-68511557 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/09/24 5:04:02 AM #457 | RCMP Confirms Hundreds On UCP Voter List Told Police They Had No Knowledge They Ever Voted
RCMP ends five-year investigation into UCP voter fraud allegations after hitting dead-ends in determining who cast fake votes https://pressprogress.ca/rcmp-confirms-hundreds-on-ucp-voter-list-told-police-they-had-no-knowledge-they-ever-voted/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/08/24 7:14:26 AM #456 | Florida Senate passes bill blocking local rules protecting workers from heat
https://www.nbcnews.com/science/science-news/floridas-senate-passes-bill-block-local-regulations-protecting-workers-rcna142021 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/07/24 4:44:18 PM #455 | Of course, Alberta gov doing it's best to become the worst
AHS manager tells nurses to become Tik Tok influencers to supplement income due to policy limiting overtime https://www.theprogressreport.ca/ahs_manager_tells_nurses_to_become_tik_tok_influencers_to_supplement_income_due_to_policy_limiting_overtime --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/06/24 8:13:27 PM #454 | Charlie Kirk Wants Coca-Cola to Sponsor Televised Executions
https://www.thedailybeast.com/charlie-kirk-wants-coca-cola-to-sponsor-televised-executions --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/05/24 11:27:33 AM #452 | Florida is swamped by disease outbreaks as quackery replaces science
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/mar/03/florida-measles-outbreak-preventable --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/03/24 1:17:18 PM #451 | Missouri Bill Makes Teachers Sex Offenders If They Accept Trans Kids' Pronouns
https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/missouri-bill-makes-teachers-sex-offenders-if-they-accept-trans-kids-pronouns-42014864 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 03/01/24 7:00:24 AM #449 | Your tax dollars bailing out the Church... the Church of State
https://ministrywatch.com/churches-and-ministries-had-paycheck-protection-program-loans-totaling-7-billion-forgiven/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/29/24 7:05:01 PM #448 | New Mexico teacher had students duel with swords in class, leading to serious injury of teen girl, lawsuit says
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/new-mexico-teacher-students-duel-swords-class-leading-serious-injury-t-rcna140961 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/29/24 4:52:41 AM #447 | Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change
https://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/4494543-exxon-ceo-blames-public-for-failure-to-fix-climate-change/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/24/24 6:58:20 PM #445 | Girl Scouts threaten legal action over troop's fundraiser for children in Gaza
*link too long* --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/24/24 5:54:03 PM #444 | Senator calls LGBTQ+ people 'filth,' says most don't want them here
https://www.tahlequahdailypress.com/news/senator-calls-lgbtq-oklahomans-filth-says -constituents-dont-want-them/article_c8979398-d260-11ee-9823-973bf20c3730.html Everything about the murder of Nex is sad --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/22/24 1:03:08 AM #443 | Major Alabama hospital pauses IVF after court rules frozen embryos are children
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-68366337 ...if you don't want kids you gotta pay cold support --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/21/24 6:27:50 PM #442 | Willow Springs man staged farm accident, paid someone to cut off his feet, authorities say
https://www.news-leader.com/story/news/local/ozarks/2024/02/15/authorities-say-missouri-man-staged-farm-accident-had-feet-cut-off/72613100007/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/19/24 9:50:34 AM #440 | Senator Carden Summers (R) knelt down and told a child he would protect her. When he learned she was trans, he backed away
https://www.losangelesblade.com/2024/02/17/lawmaker-vows-to-protect-girl-until-he-learns-shes-trans-bolts/ That is when, according to multiple witnesses, Sen. Summers stood up and fumbled his words, repeating, I mean, yeah, Im going to make sure shes safe by going to the right bathroom, continuing to use the correct pronouns for Aleix. When asked if he would make her go to a boys bathroom, he then allegedly backed away, saying, Youre attacking me, turned around, and walked off quickly. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/18/24 5:28:15 PM #439 | Tennessee, are you feeling ok?
https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/2024/02/18/nazi-marchers-at-capitol-in-nashville-prompt-bipartisan-blowback/72651479007/ ... I can't really comment since it looks like Alberta might be heading this way, too --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/18/24 9:54:40 AM #437 | Revelation34 posted...
Wat. https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/02/air-canada-must-honor-refund-policy-invented-by-airlines-chatbot/?comments=1&comments-page=1 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/17/24 1:00:39 PM #433 | Metalsonic66 posted...
I saw the video earlier. If oyu look at the 2nd angle... he was shooting TOWARDS his partner --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/16/24 10:42:10 AM #432 | MoDOT claims unborn baby killed in crash as an employee
https://www.newstribune.com/news/2024/feb/15/modot-claims-unborn-baby-killed-in-crash-as-an/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/15/24 12:48:18 PM #430 | don't trust cops around... trees
https://www.nwfdailynews.com/story/news/local/2024/02/14/okaloosa-deputy-resigns-after-fort-walton-beach-shooting/72593964007/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/11/24 9:29:56 PM #428 | Oh, and Alberta found to have the most child marriages in north america per capita
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Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/11/24 9:20:43 PM #427 | Attorney sentenced to 180 days in jail, admits to drugging wife's drinks to induce abortion
https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/texas-news/attorney-pregnant-wife-drugged-houston-abortion/3457059/ So... in the state where it's a life sentence to get an abortion (Texas SB8), is only 180 days if you attempt to do it to someone else. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/11/24 1:19:43 AM #423 | Baby in Missouri dies after mother mistakenly puts her in oven for nap
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/10/baby-missouri-dies-nap-oven --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/10/24 2:39:50 AM #422 | Man Caught Pleasuring Himself In Nashville Library Uses Lube On His Hands To Slip Out Of Cuffs
https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2024/02/08/man-caught-pleasuring-himself-in-nashville-library-uses-lube-on-his-hands-to-slip-out-of-cuffs/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/09/24 11:55:28 PM #421 | Trader Joe's frozen chicken pilaf may contain rocks, USDA warns
https://6abc.com/trader-joes-health-alert-chicken-pilaf-may-contain-rocks/14404778/ --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/09/24 2:18:55 PM #420 | Tally ho lads!
https://www.usacarry.com/intruder-critically-wounded-by-muzzleloader-in-vermont-home-defense-incident/ Intruder Critically Wounded by Muzzleloader in Vermont Home Defense Incident --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/09/24 3:16:00 AM #419 | Iranian Cleric Complains Of Too Much Joy, Amid Soaring Depression Rates
https://www.iranintl.com/en/202402078575 --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
Topic | Not the Onion 2023 edition - silly news and bungery |
Lokarin 02/07/24 5:44:39 PM #418 | South Carolina seeks to restart executions with electric chair, firing squad; says painless death not required
https://www.foxnews.com/us/south-carolina-restart-executions-electric-chair-firing-squad-painless-death-not-required --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos |
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