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TopicKid from 2030 says Trump will be RE-ELECTED and PASSED a LIE DETECTOR TEST!!!
Lokarin
02/13/18 10:04:52 PM
#2
1.There is a 97% chance a president will be reelected if not impeached.
2.Lie detector tests are unreliable as they only test if someone thinks they're lying
3. Global Warming IS real, and this is a deliberate false equivalence - since everything else he says is a lie, throw some curveballs in there
4. Electric Cars already can travel as fast as contemporary vehicles

Actually, do I even need to go on... it's not hard to predict the future when it's already currently true
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TopicLooking for a ladies perspective: How many pads do you go through a month?
Lokarin
02/13/18 9:59:41 PM
#1
This might sound sick and disturbing, but it's related to a recent Arizona bill that will allow female prisoners to get more than 12 pads a month.

Now, I'm for hygiene in general - even the men should be allowed all the free pads they want.

What I want to know, though, is 12 a month actually a fair and balanced number for a prisoner?
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TopicWhite Girl gets FIRED for RACIAL PROFILING Black Women at Applebees!!!
Lokarin
02/13/18 9:43:48 PM
#2
"police tried to persuade her to STOP RECORDING!!"

Why are police such cucks these days, if anything they should have MORE cameras on them so they can look that much more heroic
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TopicLongsword vs Katana
Lokarin
02/13/18 9:21:08 PM
#59

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TopicHow hard do you think it is to make a decent living in the u.s. without a
Lokarin
02/13/18 9:18:41 PM
#11
Indeed, the only reason for high school is so that if even one of your classmates gets successful, you can try to nepotism a position off of them.


If you ask me the smart folks are the ones that go to trade school to learn a practical skill.


And this. Trades are worth their weight in gold... ehh, metaphorical gold. In the event of total prosperity or total economic collapse, tradesmen still are useful.
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TopicHow hard do you think it is to make a decent living in the u.s. without a
Lokarin
02/13/18 9:07:37 PM
#7
Nightengale posted...
lokarin is raking it in with his fake astrology degree, he knows what he's talking about


Legit true: It has already paid for itself
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TopicHow hard do you think it is to make a decent living in the u.s. without a
Lokarin
02/13/18 9:04:52 PM
#2
AirJordan2345 posted...
college degree these days? Have you also heard it said that you need a college degree to make it to the middle class in america?


The trick is to just get a fake college degree. Get a mail order PhD, no one actually does due process any more
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TopicWho has more "privilege" in America? Men or women? Especially dating.
Lokarin
02/13/18 8:41:01 PM
#3
Women have a lot more privilege (in this context) when dating, but are far too eager to throw it away at any moment.

For example, if a date goes bad - if a woman was earnest they could just say "you suck, eat a dishwasher tab and learn to not smell", but instead they'll weasel their way out out of some perception of politeness ... or WORSE, hook up with them out of some perceived archaic societal expectation.
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TopicDakota Meyer files for DIVORCE from BRISTOL PALIN!! The Redneck Party is OVER!!!
Lokarin
02/13/18 8:29:37 PM
#2
His name is Bristol?
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Topicmonster hunter can go fuck itself
Lokarin
02/13/18 2:00:10 AM
#4
Cacciato posted...
How far an you get into this solo


Can do all content solo if you're good
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TopicSo thoughts on the Obama Presidential painting?
Lokarin
02/13/18 1:35:42 AM
#20
The top of Sean Spicer's head looks like the top of Alex Jones' head
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TopicGenderless special snowflake monster tries to attract mate and fails
Lokarin
02/12/18 11:51:45 PM
#3
Moonjay posted...
Good lord the amount of thought put into that.


I can spin anything.
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TopicGenderless special snowflake monster tries to attract mate and fails
Lokarin
02/12/18 11:34:20 PM
#1

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Topic43 y/o Pennsylvania Man who RAPED a 4 YEAR OLD GIRL is voted FIRE CHIEF!!!
Lokarin
02/12/18 10:20:11 PM
#13
Zangulus posted...
Lokarin posted...
Zangulus posted...
Lokarin posted...
So the situation is more humourous than originally thought - they're complaining about something they had zero control over in the first place.


9JBrbFf


When you worry about things you have zero control over you just worry all day and that's not a goods


You're really this oblivious?

Okay.


Perhaps. Explain the situation. In what way does kiddy diddling affect your ability to put out a fire?
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TopicYou decide that you hate Windows, and then you buy a Mac for PC gaming
Lokarin
02/12/18 9:50:16 PM
#5
Syntheticon posted...
You can't play Lokarin posted...
A Mac isn't a PC, how can it possibly PC game?

For once, he makes a good point-there's a clue in the title, you can't play PC games on mac but there is a lot of decent Steam games available on mac and linux so you're hardly going to be bored, it just might not be with the game you wanted.
It's all hypothetical of course, windows isn't perfect but it's nowhere near that bad to get all butthurt about it and switch to mac. Getting that mad typically just shows you don't fully understand the OS and haven't taken the time to learn.


And some of my favourite games are, like, Java so they run on everything
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TopicPolice officer fired for not assassinating harmless child
Lokarin
02/12/18 9:01:56 PM
#11
Syntheticon posted...
Pick a speed, murricuh. Either it's ok to shoot people or it's not...


Police officers taze each other as part of their training. This is to make sure officers respect the power of their tazers.

Police offers... are not shot.
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TopicYou decide that you hate Windows, and then you buy a Mac for PC gaming
Lokarin
02/12/18 8:59:22 PM
#3
A Mac isn't a PC, how can it possibly PC game?
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TopicMore nightly posts for the deviants
Lokarin
02/12/18 8:47:35 PM
#171
She has some magic hips - so why is my Trap Radar going off?

V0czzhS
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TopicOfficia PotD Monster Hunter Topic
Lokarin
02/12/18 8:35:31 PM
#8
Waiting for PC, but I haven't started Generations yet so ... ya?
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TopicAustralia discovers portal to hell: The flaming river seeps through it
Lokarin
02/12/18 8:26:39 PM
#5
So we have the rivers of fire, blood and death... what else?
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TopicHaving trouble flirting with that sexy minx giving you eyes across the room.....
Lokarin
02/12/18 8:20:00 PM
#2
i can't get past step 0
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TopicSo thoughts on the Obama Presidential painting?
Lokarin
02/12/18 8:13:13 PM
#8
Blighboy posted...
Actual image of Obama leaving office as Trump is elected:

phCliXh


Fixed:


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TopicSome Pokemon sizes are so much smaller then you would think
Lokarin
02/12/18 8:05:20 PM
#4
Joltik is teh bestest pokemon
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TopicAustralia discovers portal to hell: The flaming river seeps through it
Lokarin
02/12/18 8:04:38 PM
#1
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TopicShould there be a waifu battle this year? / Waifu Battle 2018 Nomination Topic
Lokarin
02/12/18 7:28:36 PM
#2
The best waifu ever is what's-her-name from that thing... y'know?

...
Xiao Pai, yes?
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TopicConfirm or Deny, Money= Happiness
Lokarin
02/12/18 7:26:59 PM
#28
Does anyone get ma Heron's Fountain reference evens :L
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TopicSo thoughts on the Obama Presidential painting?
Lokarin
02/12/18 7:25:32 PM
#7
Look at ma temporal fenestra - I'm totally not a lizard person.
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TopicSo thoughts on the Obama Presidential painting?
Lokarin
02/12/18 6:49:35 PM
#2
Michelle looks nice, doesn't have her normal RBF

I don't remember Obama having ET hands though
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TopicPolice officer fired for not assassinating harmless child
Lokarin
02/12/18 6:41:03 PM
#6
But at no point did I lie :v
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TopicHey Jen
Lokarin
02/12/18 6:30:42 PM
#1
@Jen0125

Is this the same doggo as Ernie?


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TopicPolice officer fired for not assassinating harmless child
Lokarin
02/12/18 6:03:39 PM
#4
Moonjay posted...
Wouldn't call a 23 year old a child.


They're someone's child
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TopicSo Bayonetta is pronounced Bi-Onetta. What if her name is Onetta and she...
Lokarin
02/12/18 6:00:15 PM
#4
Smarkil posted...
Who's calling her Bi-Onetta? That's not how you say it.


i think it's, like, an accent... like the Bayou (Bi-you)
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TopicPolice officer fired for not assassinating harmless child
Lokarin
02/12/18 5:59:38 PM
#1
TopicIf .999~ = 1
Lokarin
02/12/18 11:56:09 AM
#3

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TopicConfirm or Deny, Money= Happiness
Lokarin
02/12/18 11:42:39 AM
#4
Money and happiness is like a Heron's Fountain - once you have enough for a stable flow, you're as happy as it's gunna make you
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TopicBlack Panther (movie) is rather overrated.
Lokarin
02/12/18 11:32:17 AM
#19
Troll_Police_ posted...
Lokarin posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
Troll_Police_ posted...
omfg, are you gonna post a bunch of racist shit again lok?

How is the topic racist? It's a completely legit question.


the last time we got on the topic of black panther and DC/marvel Lok said some pretty tasteless shit, and this is more or less the same topic of conversation. its a legitimate concern.


Umm, it wasn't DC/marvel related last time :p


it absolutely was. we were discussing how certain racist DC fans were trying to give black panther low ratings on RT and metacritic and you came in and blew up with a bunch of racist shit


I don't remember that - I mean, I might have - I don't typically care about Rotten Tomatos or Metacritic though so that doesn't sound
exactly right.

EDIT: I know what it was! It was April o'Neil!
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Topic'The term 'hearing impaired' is considered offensive in the Deaf...communities'
Lokarin
02/12/18 11:12:33 AM
#11
rexcrk posted...
Jesus Christ these people getting offended and triggered by everything is getting out of hand.

Grow the fuck up.


Capitalism is based on scarcity. Suffering is the new rareness.
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Topic43 y/o Pennsylvania Man who RAPED a 4 YEAR OLD GIRL is voted FIRE CHIEF!!!
Lokarin
02/12/18 11:06:54 AM
#9
Zangulus posted...
Lokarin posted...
So the situation is more humourous than originally thought - they're complaining about something they had zero control over in the first place.


9JBrbFf


When you worry about things you have zero control over you just worry all day and that's not a goods
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TopicNo wonder the Democrats lost... they were on the Do Not Call list!
Lokarin
02/12/18 10:58:07 AM
#1
*single tom hit*
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TopicBlack Panther (movie) is rather overrated.
Lokarin
02/12/18 3:17:58 AM
#11
Arg, I hate when my topics are touching - it makes me really self-conscious that I might be posting too much
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TopicWorking on my backlog
Lokarin
02/12/18 3:04:17 AM
#4
Oh Wario Land 4... why are you so much worse than Wario Land 3?

...

Oh, if you love WL4 - that's fine, but go play WL3 and weep
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TopicHaven't had sex with gf for a month! Should I cheat?
Lokarin
02/12/18 3:00:34 AM
#22
Haven't had sex with gf for a month! Should SHE cheat?
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TopicDonald Trump does not know how the government is structured
Lokarin
02/12/18 2:52:09 AM
#11
I_Always_Die posted...
thats a clear-cut defense lol. every trump topic, youre always in the first 10-15 responses and disagree with everyone.


Anyone semi-active (like myself) is always in the first 10-15 responses.

...

Actually, given that most topics don't even make it to 10 posts its almost a guarantee.
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TopicSuperman really has been getting the short end of the stick for everything.
Lokarin
02/12/18 2:45:11 AM
#4
The NES game, sadly, might be the best one :v
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TopicDonald Trump does not know how the government is structured
Lokarin
02/12/18 2:43:09 AM
#5
Dake America Crate Again
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TopicI vomited up a Tide Pod and somehow it cleaned the floor
Lokarin
02/12/18 2:36:04 AM
#6
It wasn't really a Tide Pod... that's just cuz of the meme...

...

It was a Dishwasher tab
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TopicI vomited up a Tide Pod and somehow it cleaned the floor
Lokarin
02/12/18 2:31:10 AM
#3
EclairReturns posted...
I sense an incoming moderation.


What, does Arm and Hammer or whatever own CBS?
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TopicDonald Trump does not know how the government is structured
Lokarin
02/12/18 2:30:01 AM
#2
Vote Republican? Is he allowed to even say that?

No really, I know it's a normal thing to say - but if I learned anything from political ads all you can do is say you are sponsored by a corporation of some kind and that you trust a certain candidate. Something like "I support the Republican party! This sponsorship has been a paid promotion by The Koch Corporaztion" ... they never actually say to go vote, only to "make the right decision"
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TopicI vomited up a Tide Pod and somehow it cleaned the floor
Lokarin
02/12/18 2:24:46 AM
#1
What is this!?
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