Lurker > LordMarshal

I agree.

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But guys only date attractive girls with big asses and boobs. Fair.

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Thats all i see...

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I dont associate myself with anyone who smokes anything. Im glad to see someone do something i can instantly judge the hell out of them.

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Dragon Zord!

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Gee a pornstar, meaning she has sex with dudes, a spy, or a stripper?

Wtf.

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Then who will marry you?

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voldothegr8 posted...

Not crazy at all, Sharapova is hot as fuck and more marketable. Also Serena has made more than double Sharapova when strictly talking tennis earnings.

/topic

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I just think it sounds stupid while sage sounds cool. Thats all there is to it.

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Muintir posted...

Can't really teach details like this tbh. Everyone orgasms different. Some women tense there entire bodies like they being electrocuted. Others do body part shakes like you experienced. My wife kinda does all different things depending on the intensity of them. Wait until you make a woman squirt though now that's some next level shit but as someone else said make sure it's on their side of the bed lol

Yeah, if you have sex with different women youll notice differences. Hell, not only in sex but generally in all of their aspects. This is surprising to CE.

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I made many accounts and stay off main to stay a sage.

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Sounds like resisting. You should be use to that.

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Dont do this.

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Im bland dude #638715

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I rarely say this!

Thats adorable.

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She has the looks of a radio star.

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But didnt this ruin like way more movie than the phone ringing? What an idiot.

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Good voice yet disgustingly fat. Haha, its funny cause she feels good about being obese.

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The credits.

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SrRd_RacinG posted...

If I were you, I would snag it today. No, now.

You seem interested. Don't let a random CEman dissuade you lol

Oh i am. $10 was fair but i felt there would eventually be a sale and here it is.

Both are good at $10 and $5 is absolutely insane.

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When it wasnt on sale everyone said im stupid for waiting cause it so good and only 10. Now its only 5 and everyone says it sucks.

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Im not a soldier but if i was id follow orders.

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Target had unchatted for like $5 for a long time during december. I have 2 sealed copies from it.

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Theyre very rarely on sale. No one seems to care...

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Behaviorism posted...

While this broad is clearly fucked up, read all of the article. She did it so they could move him to a better hospital to get better treatment. It's still beyond fucked up, but there was a reason behind it. With that said, lock this bitch up

She might as well shot him in the arm. Thats how stupid this womans logic is.

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What a diverse group of people. Im shocked.

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Except Golduck is garbage.

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At least i know she makes poor financial decisions before i even say a word to her.

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Prestoff posted...

I think there's a poll in North America that was close to a 55% of women preferring cut dicks, but almost every other part of the world that doesn't circumcise like most of Asia (Except maybe the Filipines) and Europe, women don't give a crap. A dick's a dick. I just think it's a barbaric practice to do it on a child that can't give consent like this. If you wanna do it when you're an adult (the only legit reason I can think of is maybe for cosmetic reasons) then more power to ya.

Yeah, like guys just dont care about looks. A girls a girl. No one cares.

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Yeah. Huge problem with me during sex. Lack of sensitivity. I end up taking forever and no girl likes that!

"Why cant you get off quickly like all the non-mutilated-penises ive been with and prefer!?"

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My 5 year old self might have smirked to this.

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No girls like uncut.

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Yeah and hes all like "I cant cut it! Its just too strong and big!"

And TCs like "Not me! My child!"

And theyre like "Oops, sorry!"

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He needs a "doctor" to do a special on him where he "gets help" and sees the error of his ways and apologizes or some bs like that.

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DrizztLink posted...

That was misdirection, not a missing thread.

Considering the end it was a stupid decision not to follow through. Rey and Kylo must be center stage. It didnt feel like a forced black character, pretty natural imo. Sam did great.

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NeonOctopus posted...

Was Ghost in the Shell any good? It looked cool

Its very ok.

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Uh, in the force awakens i was under the impression Finn was also going to be some badass jedi main. That didnt really happen.

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Kazi1212 posted...

Lowest tier of comedy imo

Its not really for comedy. Sure it can be but its obviously saying the opposite of what you meant.

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Ive literally gotten a package in apartments for the first floor and was delivered to me in the 3rd floor and knocked on all doors asking if they were the person. It had my apartment number but the name was clearly correct.

All the residents were pleasant and the owner was very happy. Never talked to em before or after.

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spanky1 posted...

I've been seeing a lot of people saying they were being sarcastic, but they werent. I legit think people are slowly changing the definition of sarcasm to mean "being funny". This is mostly happening on facebook.

Ill admit, a lot of sarcasm is tone and it doesnt translate well when read versus heard.

Thats just wonderful! Another bill! I love bills! I hate money!

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Quality women. Long lasting relationships.

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No youre suppose to carry a shell the whole way to parkour it off of walls or some BS.

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aki_sora posted...

I wish more people just say the truth no hides it or use sarcasm

But then their offended and get their group to get your job to fire you.

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Thatd be awesome.

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Its just too hard of a concept for people to understand.

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I want you to stop making shitty topics.

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Were_Wyrm posted...

Imagine being the one black dude who got fired for this...

Why?

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They should be jailed. For life.

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Adulthood is getting a fucking girlfriend.

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