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TopicIs there anything worse than a girl with small nipples
MFBKBass5
07/23/18 12:08:03 AM
#19
SerperiorThanU posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
SoundNetwork posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Is being a creepy Asian man your gimmick or what?

What's so Asian about not liking small nipples?


Youre Asian.

So Racist

TC is a creep and a likely predator of the highest order who's made disturbing comments towards children but MFBK actually is a racist. LI5a46x

Lol thats not racist hes tried to show me his p p.

Its tinyyyyyyy
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TopicIs there anything worse than a girl with small nipples
MFBKBass5
07/23/18 12:01:57 AM
#15
catboy0_0 posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
SoundNetwork posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Is being a creepy Asian man your gimmick or what?

What's so Asian about not liking small nipples?


Youre Asian.

So Racist


Reporting someones race is racist?
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TopicIs there anything worse than a girl with small nipples
MFBKBass5
07/22/18 11:54:23 PM
#11
SoundNetwork posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Is being a creepy Asian man your gimmick or what?

What's so Asian about not liking small nipples?


Youre Asian.
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TopicIs there anything worse than a girl with small nipples
MFBKBass5
07/22/18 11:47:20 PM
#7
Is being a creepy Asian man your gimmick or what?
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TopicTrump is shit posting and threatening Iran on Twitter now...
MFBKBass5
07/22/18 11:44:10 PM
#15
Wow. Probably the most ridiculous tweet hes sent out yet.

Is he drunk? Honestly.
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TopicBirthday sex is the best kind of sex
MFBKBass5
07/22/18 11:41:23 PM
#3
AlephZero posted...
the average man is unfuckable

the average woman gets blasted by limitless chad dick


Lol wat
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TopicBirthday sex is the best kind of sex
MFBKBass5
07/22/18 11:32:37 PM
#1
And it wasnt even MY birhday. Thats when you know shes a keeper ;)
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TopicOMG FINALLY!!!! New Phantsy Star game announcement is imminent !!!1
MFBKBass5
07/22/18 11:06:14 PM
#25
I got SO excited by this topic. Then soooo damn let down when I read it was some lame ass mobile game. Damn it
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TopicMy grandpa just died and left me $6.5 million. he was the CEO of Sweet n Low.
MFBKBass5
07/22/18 8:00:11 AM
#54
10,000 would change my life significantly.

Sorry for your loss TC :(
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TopicYou know...Halo 5 is actually pretty damn good.
MFBKBass5
07/21/18 11:07:20 AM
#28
DanHarenChamp posted...
Halo 3 was decent and the last good halo. I briefly tried Halo 5 and it gave me nausea.


Lol what? Its so damn smooth. Runs GREAT on the Xbox one x enhanced version. Beautiful looking game
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TopicYou know...Halo 5 is actually pretty damn good.
MFBKBass5
07/21/18 10:25:45 AM
#23
GeneralKenobi85 posted...
It's a good game. I don't agree that it's better than Halo 3 but it's absolutely better than Halo 4. Halo 4 will likely always be the worst in the series. I'm optimistic about Infinite since 343 showed with Halo 5 that they can make a solid game.

I never liked Halo 3 that much because it felt like such a step back from the best in the series(Halo 2) I remember being shocked they could mess up such a great feeling game. Halo 3s physics and movement engine feels like youre skating on ice at all times.
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TopicI ended up getting my gf a Michael Kors purse for her birthday...
MFBKBass5
07/20/18 6:12:27 PM
#11
TopicSelfie topic cause the old one purged
MFBKBass5
07/20/18 4:53:30 PM
#141
Its hot in texas. Mainly because of me ;)

https://m.imgur.com/a/pHeuTPg
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TopicI'm really unproductive at work today AMA
MFBKBass5
07/20/18 4:41:24 PM
#5
Have you posted a pic on CE before? Are you hawt?
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TopicI ended up getting my gf a Michael Kors purse for her birthday...
MFBKBass5
07/20/18 4:34:24 PM
#6
Two_Dee posted...
thats not Gucci


I think most Gucci stuff is kinda ugly.

Cleo_II posted...
Nice pick! Does your gf like designer purses?

I have a pink MK one too, I really like it.

Thanks! I think she does...although she doesnt have a Michael Kors. She likes most high end things like Tiffanys, so I assumed shed like a nice designer purse.
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TopicI ended up getting my gf a Michael Kors purse for her birthday...
MFBKBass5
07/20/18 4:24:58 PM
#1
I hope she likes it. Its in her favorite color(sand pink, or whatever that iPhone/light pink Apple color is)

Gift giving for significant others always makes me so nervous. I dont mind if she doesnt like it, as long as she actually tells me. The worst thing in the world is when someone is fake about liking something you gave them.

Wish me luck CE!
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TopicTrump did cocaine with 14, 15 year old girls at sex parties
MFBKBass5
07/20/18 3:57:50 PM
#10
Itachi157 posted...
Is this just allegations or is there proof of it? I'm no Trump fan but it seems like he's accused by everyone of doing every bad thing you could possibly do


He has an endless amount of money. The dude has probably broken every law known to man, because he knows he can buy his way out of trouble.

He said it himself. He could shoot someone I. The middle of Times Square and no one could even touch him.
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TopicWhich one of you guys sent me this on OkCupid?
MFBKBass5
07/20/18 7:45:26 AM
#72
RoseSaver posted...
I'm paranoid and know there are a handful of UT students that come here


My girlfriend went to UT and I live in Houston...have a lot of Austin friends too lololol
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TopicYou know...Halo 5 is actually pretty damn good.
MFBKBass5
07/20/18 1:28:09 AM
#16
Darkrobotisback posted...
5 sucks ass.
Halo 2 is where it's at.


2 is definitely the best. Was a great game. The glory days of xboxlive!!!
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TopicYou know...Halo 5 is actually pretty damn good.
MFBKBass5
07/20/18 1:27:34 AM
#15
TheoryzC posted...
5 campaign is ass. Multiplayer is ok

I played the first mission. Feels like every other halo single player to go honestly.
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TopicYou know...Halo 5 is actually pretty damn good.
MFBKBass5
07/20/18 1:24:02 AM
#11
Regardless of your opinion on Halo 3...have yall actually played 5? Its a really good shooter.
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TopicYou know...Halo 5 is actually pretty damn good.
MFBKBass5
07/20/18 1:17:33 AM
#9
If you liked 3 then youre just blinded by Nostalgia. Go back and play the multiplayer. Its terrible.
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TopicYou know...Halo 5 is actually pretty damn good.
MFBKBass5
07/20/18 1:12:06 AM
#6
Halo 3 was not good. Reach was better.
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TopicYou know...Halo 5 is actually pretty damn good.
MFBKBass5
07/20/18 12:32:15 AM
#1
Its definitely better than Halo 4. And 3.

The gunplay actually feels super tight, and the graphics are amazing on the One X. Not quite sure the hate for the game...
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TopicAre your parents still married?
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 11:13:15 AM
#10
Solar_Crimson posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Hes exhausted multiple accounts(including my savings account) due to a gambling addiction.

How did he get access to your savings account?


I was under 18. Inheritance from a grandparent who passed away
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Topic'you're good looking for an asian guy'
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 7:24:01 AM
#16
Turtlebread posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Turtlebread posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Turtlebread posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
How come traditionally Asians have smaller penises?


I dont know what you mean by traditionally but from the penis size Wikipedia...

The belief that penis size varies according to race is not supported by scientific evidence.


Well just, traditionally speaking thats how it is. Much smaller. Very little.


Not sure what you mean, the facts speak for themselves.


Traditionally thats just how it is sorry man out of my control honestly.


Thats fine man, your views just dont reflect reality and I respect that.


Have you ever seen Asian porn ??
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Topic'you're good looking for an asian guy'
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 7:21:58 AM
#14
Turtlebread posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Turtlebread posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
How come traditionally Asians have smaller penises?


I dont know what you mean by traditionally but from the penis size Wikipedia...

The belief that penis size varies according to race is not supported by scientific evidence.


Well just, traditionally speaking thats how it is. Much smaller. Very little.


Not sure what you mean, the facts speak for themselves.


Traditionally thats just how it is sorry man out of my control honestly.
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TopicI think my girlfriend gave me a bug...feel like vomiting
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 7:19:56 AM
#9
Caution999 posted...
Stealth I have a girlfriend topic


Nah. Now if I told yall we made out a lot earlier today then Id see this point.
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Topic'you're good looking for an asian guy'
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 7:19:21 AM
#10
Turtlebread posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
How come traditionally Asians have smaller penises?


I dont know what you mean by traditionally but from the penis size Wikipedia...

The belief that penis size varies according to race is not supported by scientific evidence.


Well just, traditionally speaking thats how it is. Much smaller. Very little.
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Topic'you're good looking for an asian guy'
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 7:11:54 AM
#7
How come traditionally Asians have smaller penises?
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TopicIf you could dispense one beverage from your body...
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 7:02:14 AM
#2
Id choose to secret a booger milkshake from my anus.
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TopicBloodborne is the best game in the Dark Souls series.
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 7:00:22 AM
#4
Too bad its on the worst current gen console.
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TopicI think my girlfriend gave me a bug...feel like vomiting
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 6:59:50 AM
#7
Duncanwii posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Duncanwii posted...
Image if you could get a bug over the internet...


You can its called a computer virus.

You can catch a computer virus? Are you Cyborg?


No Im a real human bean
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TopicHow many hours do you work a week?
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 6:59:18 AM
#100
REMercsChamp posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Uhhh. Average around 55-65. Salaried job without overtime pay.

Yay being a teacher.

>Teacher
>"Working"


What?
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TopicI think my girlfriend gave me a bug...feel like vomiting
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 6:58:28 AM
#5
Duncanwii posted...
Image if you could get a bug over the internet...


You can its called a computer virus.
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TopicI think my girlfriend gave me a bug...feel like vomiting
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 6:58:17 AM
#4
Chicken posted...
Did she put the bug up your bum?


Nah
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TopicHow many hours do you work a week?
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 6:52:59 AM
#97
Uhhh. Average around 55-65. Salaried job without overtime pay.

Yay being a teacher.
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TopicI think my girlfriend gave me a bug...feel like vomiting
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 6:51:32 AM
#1
Damn it. Been up for an hour and a half now and I feel god awful. She mentioned last night she felt nauseous and hasnt been feeling great since Monday.

She works in hospitals and can catch stuff pretty easily. If I catch some sort of stomach bug and start vomiting Im gonna be piiiissed.
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TopicI haven't owned a Nintendo console since the Gamecube...should I get a Switch?
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 12:55:31 AM
#10
Banjo2553 posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
solosnake posted...
Id wait until the SWITCH 2.0 version


Is that a real thing coming soon?

Nothing has been announced, some people are just assuming Nintendo will do it like all their other handhelds.


Oh right...I forgot about that.
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TopicI haven't owned a Nintendo console since the Gamecube...should I get a Switch?
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 12:23:58 AM
#6
solosnake posted...
Id wait until the SWITCH 2.0 version


Is that a real thing coming soon?
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TopicI haven't owned a Nintendo console since the Gamecube...should I get a Switch?
MFBKBass5
07/19/18 12:15:51 AM
#1
I've been a big Xbox fan ever since Xbox Live came out...and have been heavily into online console games for a long time. Used to have Super Nintendo, then N64 and Gamecube. Always enjoyed most of the Nintendo IPs...especially Zelda and Mario.

But I feel like the Xbox and Playstation just miss platformers like those. And the online shooter is growing stale to me. Plus I've played the Switch with a few friends and I was SO damn impressed that it's an awesome console for home and on the go.

Should I do it, CE? I feel like I'm so far behind on the Nintendo games...
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TopicChrissy Metz is on Colbert right now and she's 3x bigger than him
MFBKBass5
07/18/18 4:43:59 PM
#53
Awesome posted...
part of the government agenda to promote fat acceptance. they are glorifying obesity and to protect feelings of people that are being told to shape up or face health problems. its always great to redirect blame or to not believe that in life you have to actually physically move to stay healthy and most people dont like exercise.


Yep.
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TopicChrissy Metz is on Colbert right now and she's 3x bigger than him
MFBKBass5
07/18/18 2:08:50 PM
#46
lww99 posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Its honestly disgusting. Why is she famous? Is it ok to tell our kids that you can be rich and successful while being morbidly obese?

https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2017/03/chrissy-metz.jpg


Why are you so upset about someone else's weight? And their weight is suppose to determine their successfulness? What the fuck lol


Because its disgusting to look at and physically hurts my eyes.
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TopicChrissy Metz is on Colbert right now and she's 3x bigger than him
MFBKBass5
07/18/18 1:23:30 PM
#38
The23rdMagus posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
FrisbeeDude posted...
scar the 1 posted...
It's a little mysterious how this hatred of fat people on CE almost only rears its ugly head when the celebrity happens to be a woman. :thinking:


CE hates women. they make that obvious almost daily


This topic has nothing to do with gender and everything with being a fat disgusting slob. Stop trying to make everything about gender issues.

It has everything to do with implying people are worthless and morally bankrupt if they're fat, especially if they're women, because traditional attractiveness is apparently the only measure of a woman's worth.


I didnt say any of that. You did. Guess thats how you feel?
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TopicAre your parents still married?
MFBKBass5
07/18/18 11:47:37 AM
#2
Yes somehow.

Honestly theyre a terrible match and dont love each other. My dad treats my mom like shit and shes just too much of a pushover to ever leave him. Hes exhausted multiple accounts(including my savings account) due to a gambling addiction. Hes a piece of shit.

Honestly I wish shed leave his ass. Hes got diabetes and is about to lose his foot because hes too dumb and wont stop drinking soda and chocolate milk
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TopicConvince me why I should rent instead of save up to buy a condo/house
MFBKBass5
07/18/18 11:40:56 AM
#16
A Novel Idea posted...
MrK3V posted...
Also you don't save up 250k to buy the house up front

TC, you should rent because you don't know this simple fact.

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TopicChrissy Metz is on Colbert right now and she's 3x bigger than him
MFBKBass5
07/18/18 11:40:12 AM
#33
FrisbeeDude posted...
scar the 1 posted...
It's a little mysterious how this hatred of fat people on CE almost only rears its ugly head when the celebrity happens to be a woman. :thinking:


CE hates women. they make that obvious almost daily


This topic has nothing to do with gender and everything with being a fat disgusting slob. Stop trying to make everything about gender issues.
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TopicChrissy Metz is on Colbert right now and she's 3x bigger than him
MFBKBass5
07/18/18 11:25:30 AM
#27
Vol2tex posted...
This is from the show:

QpcGpX5


OH GOD WHY MY EYES THEY BURN
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TopicWhich one of you guys sent me this on OkCupid?
MFBKBass5
07/18/18 8:41:29 AM
#41
Back when I was using dating apps I usually said something along the lines of:

Hey there. You seem like a really sweet, genuine girl. Plus, youre ridiculously cute! AND you like (insert random info from her profile)?!? Win win!!!

Got lots of responses. If there wasnt much info in her profile Id usually make a joke about how mysterious she was.

Now Im dating a girl from Bumble by using that exact same tactic. Weve been dating for 6 months. Before her I dated a girl from tinder for 3 years. I guess Im a pro at dating apps
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TopicChrissy Metz is on Colbert right now and she's 3x bigger than him
MFBKBass5
07/18/18 2:03:43 AM
#18
Conflict posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
The23rdMagus posted...
I think that teaching women that personal appearance and weight are the only defining factors in life is far more important.

(Oh, wait.)


What?


You asked "Why is she famous"

Now, I'm not gonna suggest that it's okay for her to be as big as she is but to think she shouldn't be famous because she's fat is kinda dumb. There's more to people than their physical appearance


The first thing ANYONE thinks when they see her is wow shes a fat ass.

Thats a defining trait. Not good. Not good at all.
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