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TaKun782 posted...

Come on now TC. Don't get too anal over this.

Favorite reply besides Chewsters. lmao <3
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OhhhJa posted...

MannerSaurus posted...

@Aculo come on bitch boy? I don't have all day, I've got bills to pay and shit to do. You keep running your mouth about "holes in my story(s)" but have literally nothing. You are annoying as fuck.

Why are you letting him get to you? He's just fucking with you

I'm easy troll bait, unfortunately. I'm very impulsive and wear my heart on my sleeve. lol. But I was leaving anyway, he's just annoying as shit because he's the same song and dance. Everytime he sees me his dick gets so hard like he has a crush on me.
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@Aculo Alright, junior. If you want any clarification, I'm a man of my word and will still honor my promise to you. Add me on Steam: SouthernLion and if you have any questions let me know. I'm either biting easy troll bait (I'm pretty easy to troll, because I wear my heart on my sleeve), or you are just a fucking idiot that is obsessed with me for some reason.

To everyone else: much love.
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Chewster posted...

To be fair your anus is a hole in your story

Can't really argue with that.
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Mead posted...

Good luck to you and your butt my dude

Thank you, you're a good man, brother.
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Aculo posted...

oh hey, you're still here. it's as if you're insinuation of leaving is yet another empty statement, ok?

Come on, before I go @Aculo name a single thing you're confused about in my posting. I will be happy to clarify or answer to it. You keep talking shit with nothing to back it up, because you're nothing but a troll punk who lives with his parents.
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Far-Queue posted...

Good luck to you, dude. Take care of yourself and your anus.

I will do my best, brother.
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Aculo posted...

MannerSaurus posted...

Now I remember why I left this joke of a site over a decade ago. Get f***ed.

this was kind of what i was talking about before. nothing with this guy adds up, ok?

i said in the previous thread that he gives us a sob story just so he can spew his shitty opinions and values without getting shit back. the moment he gets modded for something he turns on the board, what a surprise, ok?

fucking holes in this guy's story and character all over the place, ok?

You still have yet to point out a single discrepancy in anything I've posted, little punk. I've never used my immense grief as a shield from someone disagreeing with my opinions. I'm sorry you're such a fucking cuck that you feel threatened by my awesome view points. You literally dodge my offer every time, but can't do shit about it because what you're saying is nonsense. I've asked three times now for you to point out a single thing misleading in anything I have ever posted here. You can't, because I haven't.
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I got warned for a topic about my anal health (I've had surgery on hemorrhoids there.) Warned. But my topic about anal sex farting is still going strong. LOL WHAT? My intentionally offensive topics are wildly active, but my actual medical concern topic almost cost me my account. Now I remember why I left this joke of a site over a decade ago. Get fucked.

Alright, men. Take care of yourselves. If anything happens to me, I made Susan promise me she would let you guys know.
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If anyone wants to add me on Steam so we can stay in touch when I ghost, my screen name is

SouthernLion
https://steamcommunity.com/id/clsgh

I already have DeltaBlade, Bomberman, and a few others from back in the day.

But does anyone happen to play Quake Champions? I didn't like the early builds, but now it is way better. Also, they added instagib which is fun as fuck:


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Discuss.
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Why are you guys picking on a high schooler?
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helIy posted...

being forced to "respect" an object is 100% against what the soldiers who fought for us actually fought for.

they fought to give us the option to do literally whatever, not be forced worship a piece of cloth like a fuckin cult.

Forced and being a disrespectful douchebag are two different things. 10s of thousands of soldiers are pissed. Just as many support it of course. But Nine Line Apparel for example is run by Iraq vet Alpha Male operators disgusted by Colin's behavior.
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That's nice. I consider spitting on the picture of dead Medal of Honor recipients to be traitors, even of they didn't "give the enemy help in war". Communist traitor piece of human shit.
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I don't think someone in their home watching TV not standing for the Anthem being played is a traitor. I do think a guy that intentionally on a national platform disrespects the flag laid on the casket of dead men and women (including black) that jumped on grenades for his right to disrespect the anthem while getting paid millions of dollars to play fucking catch is a traitor, especially since this guy does it while wearing a Fidel Castro and Che Guevara shirt. (That is literally the Communist equivalent of wearing an Adolf Hitler shirt while kneeling to the flag.) Fighting racism and police brutality is a good thing. But you did it while being disrespectful to your own country. Yes many troops support it, and many troops are disgusted by it. Many civilians support it, and many civilians are disgusted by it. But that's the thing, people aren't talking about ways to end police brutality. Because you've divided people, now people are talking about YOU and if what you're doing is disrespectful or not. The attention should ALL 100% be about ending racism and police brutality, therefore your platform is flawed.
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TheSlinja posted...

at least take the guns away, shooting at someone fleeing your house empty handed is a no no

Yep. You can only pull the trigger if someone is going to die if you don't. You never shoot to take a life, only to save one. The second the threat stops you cannot fire legally, much less morally. A partner of mine was teaching a Concealed Carry class and some guy kept insisting that if someone broke in to his house and lived, he would walk over to him and put one in his head. After explaining that that was an execution and you could get life in prison for it, he still stuck to his verbal plan and argued with my friend. When the time came to give everybody the certificate that you passed the class (in order to give to the state to get your CCWP or CCL CWP etc. along with a background check and both hand prints / 10 finger prints), my friend would NOT pass him and told him he shouldn't have a gun. The guy became so pissed off it nearly became a violent incident with an arrest.
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bump
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EclairReturns posted...

Chewster posted...

in charge of thousands of dollars

Do you mean the savings in your bank account?

Yes, and he's going to SPEND IT ON DRUGS.
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Yeah, so, a big fuck you to anyone who wants to ban alcohol? This is America you fascist fucks. Drinking whiskey on the rocks while I clean my AK-47 is an important part of my life. It's like yoga or some gay shit like that for me.
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I prefer Five Guy's, but, it's like $12 for one person's meal.
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I have more than that in my safe right now... Heh. But I am proud of you, son.
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ASlaveObeys posted...

DoubleOSnake posted...

so you're not interested in that kind of a relationship with her?

No, I mostly teach her how to choke people.

LMFAO!!!!!
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Maybe 5 males and 5 females over the last 5 years at one of my jobs. The rest no. But there are some middle aged Spanish ladies that I wish would sit on my face. Wait, where am I?
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ASlaveObeys posted...

Well thing is her average HR is 59, that's actually not bad at all. The weird flares don't make sense and it honestly looks like she's just working out or something or stressed about something.

The BP would be more concerning to me if I was treating her. But I haven't been in that field for years.
I have a female friend who has a resting heart rate of 80 BPM and that seems crazy high to me, and when she goes to work her heart rate is in the 100s from just walking around.
She's in great shape, she works out regularly she just has a high heart rate she needs to keep an eye on.

That's a little bit relieving, thank you. But the weakness, and high blood pressure and chest pain of course worry me. When she called one time to ask if I could stay the night and walk her dog and stuff, I thought she had gotten in a car wreck just by how shaky her voice was.
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LinkPizza posted...

I'll keep her in my prayers. Please wish her well for me.

I will... thank you, brother.
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ASlaveObeys posted...

90 BPM isn't life threatening. 210 is impossible to maintain for the human body. The BP is horrible. Is she incredibly out of shape? It makes no sense that a hospital wouldn't treat her. They literally can't turn you away if you want treatment.

At worse they'll sue you later for not paying. That's what I'm confused about.

https://imgur.com/hC256l6 Sorry I just added this picture after I uploaded it and edited it the reply post with it, that was a screenshot she texted me last month.

What treatment would they give her, though? They monitored her for like 1-2 days and then said "well, you seem stable" and sent her home. Rinse and repeat. She's going to try a different cardiologist and is waiting on results from the heart monitor... but yeah.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to snap. Just......... you know. Agh.
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WastelandCowboy posted...

I'm sorry to hear this. Hope her condition improves and stabilizes.

Thank you, brother. I hope so, too. I'm hoping the medication does something, it's the same medication her mother is on (adoptive mother, so we don't know hereditary stuff for her), but she hasn't shown any improvement.
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ASlaveObeys posted...

They literally can't kick you out of the hospital for not having insurance. That's not a thing. Also,if her B/P and heart rate were that high for an extended period of time she'd have either died or had a heart attack.

https://imgur.com/OhZF9ww and https://imgur.com/hC256l6 that was a recent reading at the house, and isn't even the highest I've seen it. Her heart rate is monitored by her Apple smart watch or whatever (I don't know what it's called, I use Android), and was confirmed accurate multiple times in the hospital. She goes from 90 to 210 randomly in the day, even just sitting down talking. And yes, obviously a heart attack or stroke or death is what I'm freaking out about. I just lost my God damn wife. This is somebody who has helped me stay remotely fucking sane this past year.
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I smoked like 6 times a day every day from like 15 years old to about 21. Then my asthma go so bad that I had to quit cigarettes, cigars, and weed cold turkey (I was on oxygen at the hospital the attack was so bad.) Then I started drinking a lot. Then my (now late) wife helped me cut back a lot. And then she died, and now I'm drinking a lot again as I drown myself in violent depression.

Does that answer your question, brother?
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She is having constant really bad chest pains. Her blood pressure is like 180/120 sometimes. 210 Heart Rate. She's 30 and only 115 pounds. She has been in and out of the E.R. like 15 times, but they kick her out as fast as they can because she doesn't have insurance. I used some of my settlement money to help pay for her to see a cardiologist. She's had two heart monitors and now she's on medication, but it doesn't seem to be doing much. She's weak, just got medically relieved from her job and is banned from driving until further notice. I've slept with her a couple nights (SLEEP not sex... SLEEP, she is 100% lesbian, not that it matters) just to make sure she... was still... breathing.

This girl has been here for me since I came back from Texas and the wreck that killed my wife, and has been a huge support for me in so many ways as I grieve. God damnit, I can't lose anyone else. God DAMNIT!!!
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ReturnOfFa posted...

I know somebody who asked a girl to fart on his dick once.

Sweet.....
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GanonsSpirit posted...

Didn't Trump just meet with Kanye?

Kanye is a black minister.
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Viagra has never helped my Executive Dysfunction. I don't even know why it would.
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Both have done things good and bad that I like and don't like. I hate Trump more as a person, though
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That, friend, is why the only games I've care about in the last like 6 years is Doom 4, Quake Champions, and Elite: Dangerous (VR).
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JimCarrysToe posted...

I have no reason to live and nothing to look forward to

That makes two of us, brother. All though there are a few things I have to look forward to, they don't feel like... "enough"...
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Bump.
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supergamer19 posted...

I've had a how-to saved on my phone for what feels like over a year.

Lmaoooooooo. I'm crying. I'm so glad I made this topic.
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How do you know it's a pregnant woman and not a pregnant aircraft carrier? Closed minded bigot.
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Zareth posted...

Sperm can't survive at high temperatures, so you can't get a girl pregnant if you set your dick on fire beforehand.

Fake News, some of Rammstein's members have kids.
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Aculo posted...

i did believe you for a while, but a lot of stuff you repeat or retread is usually full of inaccuracies and holes of logic, ok?

it's hard to take you at face value, ok?

Nothing I have ever written with the account MannerSaurus has ever in any single way been a lie or misleading. Not one thing. If you'd like to point anything you don't understand out I'd be happy to answer to it. :)
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Aculo posted...

MannerSaurus posted...

ifnsman posted...

MannerSaurus posted...

I made a girl cum just from sucking and playing with her nipples. I don't know if she felt the orgasm there, because I'm not a female, but I would imagine?

I'm no expert on women myself, but I will say that this is the right idea if you really wanted to make it at least more likely for her to orgasm.

Foreplay is essential. It is inadvisable to just skip right to the sex part.

You are 100% right on that. But there was no vagina contact. She was giving me head and me and her were playing with her breast at the same time and she came. You could argue she faked it, but she did make a mess of my sheets.

all your stories are questionable at the very best, ok?

Hey, it doesn't really effect my life if you don't believe anything I say, brother. lol
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Is there anyway to uninstall the internet?
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https://dailyhealthpost.com/see-what-happens-inside-your-body-when-you-eat-ramen-noodles/
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I would reduce your Ramen intake by like 75%. Everything in moderation, brother.
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

Aculo posted...

TheCyborgNinja posted...

Aculo posted...

TheCyborgNinja posted...

Ummm... no. It takes every fibre of my being not to punch couples who say "we're pregnant" in the face. Unless it's literally both of you carrying babies, like a lesbian couple who have both got one, shut the fuck up.

i've never heard anyone actually say that except in movies and tv shows, and even then it was either done sarcastically, or ironically, ok?

I have, in person. I literally said "oh... damn it." and they got all weird.

you were well within your right to hit them, of course, ok?

good for you for restraining, ok?

It was the most resolve I've ever had to muster. If it hadn't been a dude I'd known my whole life, I would've ended the friendship on the spot.

Dude, I am crying laughing. Thank you, I needed this. I've had a terrible morning.
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ifnsman posted...

MannerSaurus posted...

I made a girl cum just from sucking and playing with her nipples. I don't know if she felt the orgasm there, because I'm not a female, but I would imagine?

I'm no expert on women myself, but I will say that this is the right idea if you really wanted to make it at least more likely for her to orgasm.

Foreplay is essential. It is inadvisable to just skip right to the sex part.

You are 100% right on that. But there was no vagina contact. She was giving me head and me and her were playing with her breast at the same time and she came. You could argue she faked it, but she did make a mess of my sheets.
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SmokeMassTree posted...

Only one person in this topic should actually be depressed and that is the one that lost his wife in a tragic car accident.

I'll be praying for you @Nade_Duck

The rest of you are giant babies that need to get over yourself.

I totally appreciate the love, brother. It means the world to me. But anybody here's pain, suffering, sadness, or depression is still 100% valid...
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

Very nice, considered ITBs?

An interesting concept, does it add a lot of power? I've never met anyone personally that has done that with an LSx engine, but I see on Google Images that some people in this world have. lol.

I think if I do anything after the tune, it's porbably going to be a larger cam/heads combo. I don't really have the money to support forced induction, and I would never use Nitrous on this particular car because it is my late wife and my's baby. If I had a different LSx car to beat on I would totally spray it (a low shot) just to see what it could do. LS1s respond pretty well to Nitrous (it doesn't mention Nitrous in the description, but you can hear him purging the lines at the start.)



Also his car is definitely cammed, that wicked idle is a dead give away. lol
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For anyone that wants to see my best run so far:

https://imgur.com/ZowIuLV

I'm not the best driver ever, but 4.4 60MPH I'm pretty happy with for a 20 year old car (1998.) The stock Audi R8 V8 had a 4.2 60MPH, at least on the first year of release. You can also see at 113MPH, I was like "NOPE, I'M DONE" and backed off the throttle. LOL.

Just for anyone curious what I have different from stock (black line) to bolt-ons (purple line):

Long-Tube Racer Headers / Custom Catless Y-Pipe / Borla Catback exhaust (Full exhaust replacement)
SLP Air-Lid

And I put in new NGK Spark Plugs, MSD Super Conductor Wires, new Fuel Pump / Belt / Alternator / Battery and there was some weight reduction as I removed all of the EGR and AIR Pump emissions stuff to accommodate the Race Headers (and the headers weigh less than the stock cast manifold in the first place), and I also removed the windshield cleaner pump and reservoir.

Since this recording I have installed a new bigger throttle body and intake manifold that added about 20-30RWHP, (based on other people's dynos for the same upgrade), but I'm not going to bother doing another run just for that. When I get a tune for all of this I might do another run and see if I can beat it.
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