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I am quite fond of Rosalinass, so bonus points.

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Well, that's one for the dirty picture folder. >_> Thanks very much!

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Maybe it's a sexual kink of his?

...What? I don't kink shame. My gf and me wonders how that shit happened to people though...


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...Yep. seriously, whoever is doing It got way too much time on my hands...

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No - DSP earned - not deserves every bit of the shit he gets. When you insult people day in and day out for not kissing your ass every day un provoked like a sociopath, and give off the persona of a god damn user for near a decade of course you become a joke.

I will say...Anyone who actively tries to destroy him can go fuck themselves. I admit to finding sick pleasure in the dsp lore, but i never once tried to hurt the man personally.

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He got that ass banned...

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...Jesus, dude.

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Yay dood!

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He's so concerned about being a "mature adult." lol Adults don't give a fuck what people think.

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GF gave me shit for wanting to fuck jem, and it's a in joke. The point of being in a relationship is being willing to talk about shit, and be open with someone. This insecure fuck sounds warped when he talks about this shit as he's avoiding it outright with her, and everyone else. He isn't being loyal, or above it all - he's scared of pissing her off. Whatever they have doesn't sound healthy, and i really don't like talking about shit like that.

Don't be scared to tell your girl you have a waifu - she might get down like that, and you might have cosplay sex going on to get it out your system.

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This game.

Edit: ...Feel really dirty right now. Ignore me.

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Two can play

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Must. Have. Rosalinass.

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Don't be.

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I linked it earlier - secretlife does the best dsp lore videos. His editing skills are insane to the point he makes phill look like he has production quality.

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That legally qualifies as torture, dood.

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This is amazing.

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Copy_X_Mk_ll posted...

whos the cutie in your sig

Jem from jem and the holograms.

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Hehehehehe

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https://youtu.be/GVeb51_JD4g?list=WL

Return of the king!

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Okay.

So, who wants to name this saga?

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Don't gout on it.

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Yeah, what WERE they expecting?

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*Snickers*

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Hopefully they will remember how stupid they were to have pissed their money away like that during a fucking pandemic.

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Isn't it just pausitive, dood?! Just remember if people say life is fair, this is a thing.

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https://i.imgur.com/rmpE9UC.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/7qKECS7.jpg

Don't feel like testing it out right now - apartment flooded a bit last night, and getting it carpet cleaned.

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Kevin Nash the detractor.

https://youtu.be/FTn-LVE-Ffo

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Just when i'm losing faith in the writers. lol

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Peeonidas posted...

Nah you're aware of who uses that creepo asterisk speak so you deff know how it makes you look

I say you were doing it ironically as a response to someone make fun of you

Since you're a new user I guess you still care what people think about you on the internet? To be young. Old habits die hard - if I'm admitting to nerding out, why the hell would i lie about something now? I just don't give a fuck.

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Yes way, dude...chick?

Shes getting the new Samsung for her bday in 5 days so nothing lol

There's "samsung" everything - up the deets.

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*Eye twitches*

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What cartoons?

Err...Investing in a custom fight stick theme for jem and the holograms.

https://i.imgur.com/Q6zStvG.png
https://i.imgur.com/E7RzaaK.png

I swear i forgot about mother's day, but i got an entertainment budget to keep.

wow this is cringe

*Maniacal laughter*

Pork ribs
Skrimps
flap steak
taters
corn on the bone
beets

Hmm...Why didn't i think of that? Did make groceries.

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Peeonidas posted...

Some people just really don't get comedy wow

All you need to know is someone becomes the victim.

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Mother: What did you get me?

Me: My condolence.

Mother: I'm not dead you jerk!

Me: Err...I-i-i-i-i meant a rose! -Check your mail box.

Mom: Why the hell is it so small!?

Me: Because I wanted to blow my money on naked cartoons?

Mom: YOU CHEAP MUTHA F-* She Hangs up the phone*

__________________

I love this holiday; I regret nothing. What you guys and gals do?

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Shablagoo posted...

I am also an immunocompromised, introverted bachelor. We should form separate clubs consisting of 1 member each.

But then I won't feel like a rebel anymore. >_>

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While businesses need a central base of operations, this thing shows just how the internet has rendered the concept of reporting to them as obsolete in alot of cases. I've been having a blast chatting up people, and selling insurance/customer service from my apartment. Uber use would passively dent my entertainment budget too, so that's nice to not deal with for now.

Note: An introverted bachelor, so isolation doesn't bother me as much as others. And...Imunocompromised.


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B-b-b-b-b-ut she hates confontations!

...What does she do to then!?

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Why don't you tell us how you really feel?

And who the fuck wants to play games for a living? You wanna end up hating your hobbie like game devs who crunch, play testers? Jobs go out of their way to make you hate it at times with their policies. In phill's case he made things worse on himself as he's a shit "boss" anyway. His morale is so low he probably can't stand looking at consoles anymore. I feel bad for him as he was charismatic based off loving games despite sucking.

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Sorry to double post, but if he can pull this - can't he qualify for having his cake and eating it too with the bankruptcy filing by having the credit penalty ignored? He did it during the pandemic, and i never considered that. He would be lying, but who fucking cares!? lol

...That would be next level.

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Jagermeister513 posted...

Poor Nick is like 0-18 at this point.

Hating on Nicky Racketts is what the guys pretending to be public defenders over at the Anime board do, though.

Well, they were invested in kick vic, and he was talking all that good shit at the time. At the end of the day you gotta have some credibility to what comes out your mouth - to hell with the piece of paper you can put on your wall, so he gotta take the L's, and all the mockery that comes with it.

I want to admire DSP right now, he fucked the u.s. government - something we all wanted to do. He fucking lied to the goverment, and lived to tell about it despite how this goes down. I'm in criminal justice for this reason. The law is a joke, and i love the punchlines. Next saga in DSP-Z please!

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https://youtu.be/YiTcJQhaYvs

We have a believer.

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Apparently...Give the devil his due.

Sure, i don't think there is a god anymore, but is what it is.

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Bad_Mojo posted...

Never doubt his ability to survive. Got to give guy credit

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No one can tell me life is fair knowing that this is a thing. That stupid fuck has taught us all a lesson though. I make far less than DSP, but more than capable of paying my bills/buying what i want simply because i don't live beyond my means. In the end your job doesn''t define you, and that goes for him despite his insecurity. His actions for a decade has defined him. I take solace in the fact that no matter how badly i may fuck up, at least i'll never become him.

As low as i think phill is, these utter fools throwing money at him are far worse. Everyone uses each other, and I'd like to say i hope these marks are happy, but abuse victims are not happy....Well, unless they're like

https://i.imgur.com/s7NISJX.jpg

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He's a lawyer - sure many want to piss on him.

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Dude is as sleazy as any other lawyer, but I find him fascinating since I've dedicated my life to criminal justice. *Shrugs* His opportunistic ass sure got over off the whole #kickvic situation.

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It's possible.

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He's resisting the baiting so he doesn't get tricked...further into perjuring himself - even if the damage is already done that is something.

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Run that shit back!

DSP actually kept his mouth shut! Is this not significant?

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