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Show them your favorite anime girl or vtuber and see how they react

And I would continue to eat soylent green after learning its people if it tastes good enough, so whats your point?

Even though I dont have a dog

Learning these twisted facts about me is enough to ruin my good reputation, so I hide these under lock and key

Better than eating quiet food in a crunchy office

Yah they need to get out! That house isnt up to code and could collapse any second!

You are a dinner table?

As my Lock Screen background!

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he doesnt post here anymore, but I hope hes doing okay out there

it hasnt been replaced because nothing can outdo it

Did you tell them youre gay?

Devil_May_Cry posted...

I cant wait for Trump to lose 2024. I am already preparing to go to the capital riots 2.0 yelling "TRUMP TRUUUUUMP, TRUUUUMP" like i am some malformed pokemon lol

https://youtu.be/EAk8PjCsXQ8?si=LKNfL4YsLaoRSS-B

2024-2028: Biden/Harris (Obama is the shadow president)

2028-2036: Michelle Obama/Harris (Obama is still the one REALLY in charge)

2036-2044: One of the Obama daughters/Harris (why the fuck is Kamala staying VP?)

The funny thing is, its nothing but cope and projection, because this guy has gone on record saying that he wants each of the Trumps as president for 8 years each, ending at Barron Trump as some sort of political dynasty and he seems to think democrats want the same thing from people on their side.

This man is just as miserable to work with as you would think

Just save yourself like 75% of the time and read the manga

potdnewb posted...

dont try to date your clients

Who said anything about dates

nerd

the last thing a person who just traveled potentially hundreds of miles wants is to date the Joe-schmoe guy handling their accounts

I could definitely do better if they paid me even more

Because Im good at my job

Maybe Metroid Girl will be in Fortnite alongside Xenoblade Boobs if that happens

Ill do it for you the last part in spoilers

Usually its the opposite. Im just palling around with my clients and generally get a side of them that they dont give my female coworkers, but this time the guy was speaking to both of us and going googly-eyed at my associate.

Laughing and giggling at what shes saying, like hes a teenage girl.

Im upset because Im very attracted to this client

My ex housemate would constantly bitch about how in debt he was but eat out twice a day via DoorDash, and when I told him he could cook it at the very least drive to pick it up, he looked at me like I was insane and told me to stay in my lane.

he was spending his gfs money on food and rent and used his cash for DND shit he never used, and massive history textbooks for the YouTube channel he was totally gonna make soon

Its more like 20 frames an hour when Facebook isnt being fucky about bot posts

The last year or so.

actually, those pages are the only reason I even regularly visit the website this time, but the Pokemon one caught my attention in particular.

Seeing these isolated scenes 1 clip/second at a time over many many months makes you realize Jessie and James and Meowth are like the only real characters in that entire series. Ash, Brock, and Misty are basically just blank slates with some simple character traits, and the earlier episodes feel like more of a comedy, but they never evolve past that. Jessie and James and Meowth all have, like, backstories? And you feel bad for them? Ash and the others just dont lol

No and my first thought as to why was what if the next guy I fall in love with stays on earth?!

if you wanna know where I am in life right now

Some bears are worth the price tag but not that one

trivialbeing posted...

chainsaw man

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Ive had two beers in my fridge for over a month, can He drink them?

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A poster who always chooses the strangest thing to fixate on

Im going through all my old games at my parents place, and hes SWEARING Ill be able to get big bucks for my old PS2 games like SpongeBob Battle for Bikini Bottom or, like, YuGiOh Capsule Monster Coliseum

Sir, this isnt Xenosaga. Getting it graded and then selling these games are gonna net me like a $4 profit

Bro didnt even know what kingdom hearts 1, 2, and CoM were and thought because it was Disney, it would sell for a bunch (he wasnt listening when I said millions of those games were made)

Dont get me started on what he has to say about my OG Pokmon cards

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My job is pretty boring but I work from home most of the time, and my boss isnt a micromanager. Pretty fortunate to be in the position I am.

Thats how you get electrocuted and die

(link cable)

More like Dong Kong

am I funny?

At least tell me he peeled the skin off his apples before eating them, smh what an idiot

58 is like the perfect height. Any taller than that is a mistake.

I would recommend going shorter, actually.

Playing Sea of Stars now. Its definitely a visually impressive game, and I really really like all the freedom of movement for a pixel art JRPG (being able to climb and jump down from any ledge saves a LOT of time when backtracking) but the story and characters are boooorrrriiinnnnggg.

Toby Fox? That man basically made a 50k novel with all the text, practically by himself, and if you ask 100 random people what their favorite line/joke in Undertale/Deltarune is, its possible youll get like 75 different answers for every game.

All those new fangled games are focusing on the wrong stuff! Have a history of taking shrooms and smoking weed all through your Earthbound rom hack career and then come back and see how your writing improves along with the brain damage.

Cacciato posted...

To be fair, that also looks like the exact same army issue riggers belt (THATS WHAT ITS CALLED) that I got issued.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/2/5/AAc2z0AAEy0V.jpg

LinkPizza posted...

Oh, yeah. If they saw the belt, that could be why. I probably wouldnt expect anyone who wasnt in the military to have one, tbh Even though I would assume many civilians could have one

I took that belt from someone I was seeing a while back. They were prior Air Force but Im sure this was bought at some store somewhere

I like the gimmick accounts but they need to not be dickheads

Oh dude! Thatd be a sick ass Halloween costume!

We still need to finish that!

Shrek posted...

if you grew out your mustache into a pornstache you'd look like a highway patrolman

Believe it or not most of the stuff I wear when going out these days are Hawaiian shirts, so the dad/porn stache are closer than even you might thing

ReturnOfFa posted...

Lookin' good bruddah.

You hear that, PotD? Im cool.

HornedLion posted...

Thought you said you were Puerto Rican. Pic says more Tijuana than San Juan.

You. Me. After class.

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y/n do I have the dead eyes of a soldier who knows even if he returns home, he will never be home?

I do exercise regularly

How else am I supposed to be a top notch man?

Yeah me too, but Im still picking up the pieces after getting my heart stomped on, so the objectification is nice I guess

I shouldve explained, these werent guys in the military. They were just ordinary businessmen. I called them the Military Guys because thats what they called me

Its not about the reality, its about the prestige people think you have

Lively meetings today

The military guys were both SO sure I was military too and thought I was fucking around when I said I wasnt. Apparently I carry myself like one. I must be a high quality guy if they think so

The other one said I was carrying a gun in my pants when we shook hands this morning, and keeps telling me Im a big boy (I am 58, 160 lbs) whenever we have to chat (Hurricane is coming, so I need to chat with a LOT of clients multiple times)

At least he lets me take his companys pens and add them to my collection.

Metalsonic66 posted...

"Your ethnicity"

Also

Im a Japanese school gyaru

And I didnt go because at the time I was like Sorry, LOSERS, Im seeing someone! Not like you guys, all alone in the world.

And now Im definitely single, and theyre all telling me what a fucking blast they had. They went on a boat.

It turns out the loser was me

That man is a freak and a degenerate (positive) but I dont think I see the connection.

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Ive previously been told I have Robert Downey Jrs eyes