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| Topic | I need a good movie script |
| PK_Spam 12/05/18 7:26:27 PM #14 | And any of Dan Harmons scripts are gold because he has mastered the art of storytelling. I wish I could recommend more, but I dont read anywhere near as much as I should. --- |
| Topic | I need a good movie script |
| PK_Spam 12/05/18 7:24:47 PM #13 | Oh! Deadpool is a great one because a lot of the jokes in the screenplay fall flat, but the performance absolutely makes each joke land spectacularly. --- |
| Topic | I need a good movie script |
| PK_Spam 12/05/18 7:23:42 PM #12 | -Komaiko54- posted... PK_Spam posted...Whatre your interests? I can find a movie script pretty quick. Watch Lindsay ellis video on Hercules if you want to sound smart to your peers. Ill link it  --- |
| Topic | I need a good movie script |
| PK_Spam 12/05/18 7:15:43 PM #9 | Kill Bill 1s screenplay has a very detailed action scene in it. This is important because most screenwriters write out the very bare minimum of their fights. Compare that to any of the Star Wars prequel screenplays where its super simple. Theres a lot of interesting stuff you can talk about tbh. Id love to help after Im done with work tonight --- |
| Topic | I need a good movie script |
| PK_Spam 12/05/18 7:11:42 PM #7 | Whatre your interests? I can find a movie script pretty quick. But if you wanna analyze one thing, I HIGHLY recommend Hercules, because it is so clearly made with the basic tenants of screenwriting in mind. If you want something not super complex, I could get Fullmetal Jacket. Good middle of the road script. If you want something that, like, really messes around with stuff, maybe a Coen Bros movie script. Or, like, Inception, but I never read the script for that. If you want some I reached potential, try the original World War Z script. And compare it to the movie. The differences are staggering. Or even something like Bright. Compare the original draft to the final copy that was rewritten by David Ayer. Bright got FUCKED over in the rewrite, but thats because there wasnt an actual screenwriter looking over the changes. Maybe throw in a Game of Thrones script in there. But thats much less interesting on a technical level. Still, seeing a TV screenplay when everyone else is probably gonna bring movie screenplays will show you the differences in crafting either one, and maybe you can argue into why a lot of television writers kinda suck at writing features, and vice versa. --- |
| Topic | What are the effects of downing, like 100000000 packets of artificial sweetener? |
| PK_Spam 12/05/18 11:51:46 AM #5 | Lokarin posted... Aculo posted...cancer. If cancer reaches your lymph nodes iirc, itll go and spread throughout your body and give you even more cancer. --- |
| Topic | Is Paper Towns a good movie? |
| PK_Spam 12/05/18 10:02:39 AM #6 | Its a shitty, shallow teen drama based on a shitty, shallow YA novel by a self-congratulatory author who has a business where he actively makes money by patting himself on the back. John Green... is not good. Like, at all. --- |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/05/18 1:15:06 AM #37 | |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/05/18 12:56:59 AM #34 | Comparatively, yes. It is. Its gaudy and ugly, and the supporting cast has noticibly duller, less vivid designs compared to Flapjack and crew. --- |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/05/18 12:51:44 AM #32 | Blaqthourne posted... PK_Spam posted...realistic style of stuff like Flapjack. Literally everyone outside of the main trio looks dirty and grubby and thats the whole point. Look at how dull the setting even looks. Theyre supposed to look out of place. --- |
| Topic | What lessons did Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer teach you? |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 10:49:18 PM #6 | Santa doesnt give a shit if youre naughty as long as you work for him. Hence why none of the reindeer who made Rudolphs life hell were punished in any way. If you work for the global elite, you can avoid punishment for your actions simply by virtue of directly helping the highest known power. --- |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 10:05:50 PM #27 | Mead posted... Ren and Stimpy was freaking gross But it was gross stuff animated VERY well And I take no pride is saying this, because Ren and Stimpys creator is infamous for... not being a very great guy. He groomed children for himself to fuck, and he kinda had a massive hardon for 20s era animation and thought every other style was shit. But hes a masterclass for inventive western cartoons --- |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 9:43:58 PM #25 | Really, I think this general attitude towards animation explains why people LOVE Castlevanias anime. Much work wasnt put into the action sequences, and if you REALLY pay attention, you can see dropped frames and very choppy animation all over the place. Its because the character designs are SO highly detailed, you can pause the screen at almost any moment, screen cap it, and then show it to any of your friends or your mom or something and say this show was beautifully made. I dont think it is. It saddens me that the new season of Pokmon, or the very fluid style of Steven Universe gets shafted all the time because people want their anime to look like anime, and think THAT is good animation, when actual animation has smear frames and squash and stretch all over the place. Oh well, guess Ill be in the minority of people who actually like the work being put into newer cartoons. Or even fucking Ren and Stimpy, which famously had VERY varied facial expressions. But whatever. --- |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 9:16:20 PM #24 | But thats literally not what animation is. I dont understand your confusion here. You can have a very detailed design, but animating that design is a very different story because you have to draw that design over and over again for however many frames you need. OG Thundercats used comparatively few frames compared to Kill la Kill, which was super fun and inventive with its animation. GanglyKhan posted... >KLK Can you imagine not understanding a joke? Nui was literally toying with everyone, so its supposed to look low effort. Compare that fight to Ryuko vs Satsuki choreography and animation and tell me that Nuis whole deal when she first showed up wasnt intentional. --- |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 6:11:53 PM #18 | Oops_All_Berrys posted... Mead posted...The animation style that is popular nowadays looks like total ass. Look at the new Thundercats compared to the original. People have been warning about CalArts style since the 80s and it never once meant any single thing. Nobody ever complained about Hanna Barberas copy pasted character designs though. Its almost like people only mention CalArts when they hear someone else say it first --- |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 6:10:39 PM #17 | Its difficult to have a show that has a detailed art style (OG Thundercats, Castlevania anime, etc...) because animating such highly detailed character designs takes a LOT of work. Theres a reason acclaimed studios like UFOtable went and simplified the clothing on Tales of Zestirias characters. Moreover, shows with simpler designs like Sun and Moon/Steven Universe/Konosuba have a LOT aid leeway when it comes to creative movement, and it always ups the comedy elements. --- |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 6:08:00 PM #15 | Mead posted... PK_Spam posted...Thats fine I guess Art style Detailed art style Animation is, yknow, movement. Dynamic movement. Art style covers things like the standard Disney style, or the gritty and realistic style of stuff like Flapjack. --- |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 5:58:49 PM #13 | Thats fine I guess But its clear you dont know what actual good animation is anyway. --- |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 5:51:50 PM #11 | Or K-On, so you can see the importance of a well-detailed setting in a show --- |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 5:49:59 PM #10 | Mead posted... PK_Spam posted...Mead posted...The animation style that is popular nowadays looks like total ass. Look at the new Thundercats compared to the original. Watch Kill la Kill, or some of the songs in Steven Universe, or, like, the entirety of the Pokmon Sun and Moon anime. Thats good animation --- |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 5:44:36 PM #8 | Mead posted... The animation style that is popular nowadays looks like total ass. Look at the new Thundercats compared to the original. The original thundercats was horribly animated. What are you talking about. Detailed character models does not equal good animation --- |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 5:39:31 PM #6 | Mead posted... Most kids animated shows look like shit nowadays too What? If anything, were in an animation golden age for childrens cartoons. Look at steven universe, and adventure time, and Craig of the Creek, and uh... that one Nickelodeon show with the rural kids and their dad moving to the city. Big city greens? All of those, and more, and HELLA inspired, and just fun to watch. --- |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 5:31:57 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Why do so many adult animated comedies look like shit? |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 5:06:23 PM #1 | Take a look at some of Hulus shows, like Fugget About It or The Awesomes, and I bring them up not because Ive seen the entirety of both shows and can offer a nice, lengthy criticism of both, but because Ive seen their posters and watched, like, 3 minutes of each show, and came away wondering how any business could ever allow anything so lazily animated to air internationally. Im sure none of these artists want to draw this shit, and Im definitely sure nobody wants to see them, so why did either of these shows go on for more than one season. Why are we limiting ourselves to mediocre animation and subpar, tepid humor, when I can just go on YouTube, click on literally any amateur comedy writers channel that has subpar lighting/staging/costuming/whatever, and STILL agent a chuckle out because theres more effort put into their $10 budget production than a several thousand dollar show that has a staffed writers room, several editors, and actual, trained script supervisors who are supposed to slap these lame ass screenplays out of the writers hands, and then slap the writer and laugh them out of the room. Why do any of these things get funded when we have shit like Bojack Horseman, which continuously raises the bar when it comes to pure storytelling skill? --- |
| Topic | Lol Dwight Howard is apparently gay |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 12:59:11 PM #21 | |
| Topic | Lol Dwight Howard is apparently gay |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 11:16:56 AM #12 | Dwight Howard is weak then Ive met pillow princesses who can take more and then break a PR while squatting an hour later --- |
| Topic | Looks like tumblr is banning all porn in about 2 weeks |
| PK_Spam 12/04/18 8:17:07 AM #38 | Lol Everyones just sending each other nudes now before the site implodes. Its great. --- |
| Topic | Looks like tumblr is banning all porn in about 2 weeks |
| PK_Spam 12/03/18 1:23:25 PM #1 | Welp, it was a good run. Gonna be sad about losing my spank bank that Ive spent years accumulating on the website, but whatever. --- |
| Topic | What do you think is the most important invention ever? |
| PK_Spam 12/01/18 5:11:35 PM #11 | |
| Topic | The beauty of Alexa Bliss |
| PK_Spam 12/01/18 12:18:06 PM #19 | |
| Topic | Twice a day sex |
| PK_Spam 12/01/18 12:17:12 PM #12 | wwinterj25 posted... PK_Spam posted...Sex right after waking up is gross though. No kissing? No foreplay? No thanks. --- |
| Topic | Twice a day sex |
| PK_Spam 12/01/18 11:39:15 AM #9 | Sex right after waking up is gross though. Your breath stinks, and if youre a drooler, theres still probably a wet spot on a pillow. --- |
| Topic | Is *Barbie an idealized girl for you? |
| PK_Spam 11/22/18 9:44:41 PM #4 | Shes a girl whos had more than 50 different high profile jobs since she was born. Lay can do anything and everyone should look up to her. Be who you wanna be Be A-R-B-I-E! --- |
| Topic | Man, Kate Winslett character in Eternal Sunshine gives me serious ref flags |
| PK_Spam 11/20/18 8:20:30 AM #6 | |
| Topic | Man, Kate Winslett character in Eternal Sunshine gives me serious ref flags |
| PK_Spam 11/19/18 10:10:56 PM #1 | Her and Jim Carrey have NO chemistry in this morning. I feel like this woman is coming just saying the weirdest shit to say to someone in a first date. Who the fuck tells a guy Im gonna marry you. I know it, 2 hours after meeting them? Like, I know theyre supposed to have dated each other before and had the memory of it science fictioned away, but its still fucking weird --- |
| Topic | I'm glad Netflix had the cajones to produce and release "Big Mouth". |
| PK_Spam 11/19/18 3:38:11 PM #21 | SunWuKung420 posted... Blighboy posted...I don't really like it, it's kind of gross. --- |
| Topic | Had any interesting dreams lately? |
| PK_Spam 11/19/18 2:12:29 PM #9 | I was in a meeting with a producer who was sorta kinda interested in funding my show, and he asked me to bring my family to dinner too. My family proceeded to dominate the entire conversation by pleading to the man that I was worth it, and then they kept shutting me down when I kept interjecting Sorry sir, they mean well, but I dont want to talk about boring business in the middle of dinner, and then they completely disrespected me right in front of the producer and told me I didnt have balls and wasnt pushy enough, and to just let them broker out a deal for me. I didnt get the funding. Thank god that was a dream. --- |
| Topic | What are some stupid things that used to or still do scare you? |
| PK_Spam 11/19/18 2:06:05 PM #24 | Tubba Blubba from Paper Mario used to TERRIFY me during the part of the story where you literally couldnt do a thing to hurt him. And all of the sections that had you sneaking around with Peach always had me fearing for my life. Meanwhile, I thought the Phantom from Kingdom Hearts was THE coolest thing ever. I... really like Wraith-like monsters --- |
| Topic | GPyasss |
| PK_Spam 11/19/18 9:03:08 AM #4 | No you dont Going back to the ACTUAL important topic, that guy goes from DADDY with his salt and pepper beard to some kids dad after he shaves it. He should make a porno --- |
| Topic | Man, the new Sabrina show is SO good |
| PK_Spam 11/19/18 12:10:40 AM #1 | Im genuinely surprised And to think I was skeptical about this show after it was announced that it took place in the Riverdale universe (which I hate) I hope we get more of this, and it stays this good --- |
| Topic | GPyasss |
| PK_Spam 11/19/18 12:02:02 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Wow, Castlevania (the Netflix show) is... okay |
| PK_Spam 11/15/18 11:43:08 AM #16 | Kevman510 posted... PK_Spam posted...Kevman510 posted...It is excellently animated Id rather be picky than blindly accept mediocrity. --- |
| Topic | Wow, Castlevania (the Netflix show) is... okay |
| PK_Spam 11/15/18 9:44:34 AM #13 | Kevman510 posted... It is excellently animated Have you only watched 2 animated shows in the last 10 years? The character models are super detailed, but because of that, the animation is super stiff, and the action scenes super choppy. Kevman510 posted... storyline. The whole thing is well written... Yep, spending 5 episodes with the main cast down in a cellar, and then making the villains reenact a giant coup plot that goes NOWHERE super fast is good writing. --- |
| Topic | Wow, Castlevania (the Netflix show) is... okay |
| PK_Spam 11/14/18 8:01:24 PM #11 | Pus_N_Pecans posted... I hated it. Never even managed to make it through the second episode. Thats the thing. I didnt HATE this, it literally made me feel nothing. Which, IMO, is worse than the show being bad. --- |
| Topic | Wow, Castlevania (the Netflix show) is... okay |
| PK_Spam 11/14/18 6:23:03 PM #6 | But if I grew up with the games and waited years and years for a proper adaptation, I would be PISSED if this is what I got. --- |
| Topic | Wow, Castlevania (the Netflix show) is... okay |
| PK_Spam 11/14/18 6:15:46 PM #4 | But I shouldnt have had to play the source material to enjoy the show. Thats dumb. People dont tell GoT watchers that they need to read the books to enjoy the show. Why is it different here --- |
| Topic | Wow, Castlevania (the Netflix show) is... okay |
| PK_Spam 11/14/18 5:32:19 PM #2 | Also, absolutely nothing happened in season 2, and I dont understand why. How do you have a year to write out 8 episodes and the best you can settle for it 5 episodes of the main trio sitting in a room, trying to figure out how to get to the bad guy. And then have them confront him, but then theres literally no enmity because only one of them has even met the guy before. --- |
| Topic | Wow, Castlevania (the Netflix show) is... okay |
| PK_Spam 11/14/18 4:12:48 PM #1 | I mean. Its fine. Its not great. Its just fine. Why are people going on about how its the best thing ever? Is it because they really wanted to see Castlevania get an anime? Or because its bloody and gorey, and thats still supposed to be cool when youre in your mid-20s? Its not animated very well. The fights are super choppy when youre actually looking at them. I guess people just like seeing super stylized designs, even if the animation is crap. and the music is... I dunno. Im just saying, I havent even played Castlevania and even I know how great the music is. They couldve, like, actually played a song other than Bloody Tears one time. --- |
| Topic | Do you consider Moana a top 5 Disney movie? |
| PK_Spam 11/11/18 9:09:58 PM #5 | Hm... let me think 1) Emperors New Groove- a sure pick. I cant say I enjoy another Disney movie more. 2) Lilo and Stitch- The family parts. All of the alien stuff outside of Gumba and Pleakley kinda suck. 3) Mulan- WE ARE MEEEEEENNNNN! 4) Lion King- Okay, so this is where it gets complicated. LK is more consistently good than Lilo and Mulan, but both films also have better highs, but also have aspects that I feel are superfluous and add nothing good. Lion King is just good all the way through and doesnt have any parts that suck (except maybe that one song near the beginning that nobody remembers) See, Moana is kinda tied with Beauty and the Best for 5. Moana has a better story but less great songs, Beauty has better songs but the story is... maybe slightly above average, buffed SIGNIFICANTLY by Gaston. Both are really beautifully animated too. Maybe Moana barely takes it, but only because I like Moana more than Belle. Ugh, Up technically fits in here too. --- |
| Topic | Why am I still laughing at Dat Boi memes? |
| PK_Spam 11/10/18 9:06:21 PM #4 | It just amuses me in general. I miss strolling around campus and occasionally hearing people say Here come dat boi! Whenever they saw our local unicycle guy riding around --- |
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