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I cried the day that I realized the AVGN was more Mike Matei than James Rolfe. I was heartbroken.
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He is a pleco and he looks okay, but I don't know. I hope he doesn't have brain damage. Like when people are under water too long.

People asked how did that happen.

While cleaning out my tank . I put him in a box that was in the tub. And I didn't know it had a leak. So the the water leaked out while I was doing the water change. Then I took a nap.
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yeah my uncle caught babe ruths 714th home run and the babe bought him some ballpark hot dogs in exchange for it
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idk but i like the nba because it's the most diverse league
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wrestling is fake
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CinderLock posted...

How is pointing out this post is a copy paste bullying you?

because it hurts my feelings
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rick and morty has so much degeneracy in it normally you don't even need to make porn of it

my pastor has already banned it from the rec room
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no, and i also hate people who like sports because people shouldn't like things i don't like
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CinderLock posted...

Hey it's the copy paste guy!

if you don't stop cyberbullying me my fist is gonna copy paste your face
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It would be a mistake to dismiss the entirety of The Flintstones just because Fred didnt literally slide down the tail of a brontosaurus after he was done with work. The Flintstones was never intended as a faithful recounting of prehistoric events, but its message is still valid, regardless of whether theres a single historical Fred Flintstone or whether hes a composite of several heavyset Stone Age men. Some people believe thats exactly how everything happened, and if it gives them strength, good for them. But for the rest of us, all we can say for sure is that there was a town called Bedrock, and there was a man who lived there and worked for Mr. Slate. Was it a man named Fred Flintstone who was married to a woman named Wilma? Who knows. But what matters is how we can use these stories to help us live our lives today.All I know is that his story has lifted me up when I needed it most, and for that, Fred Flintstone will always be real to me.
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10 minutes

i sleep in my clothes so i can get out the door fast and maximize my sleeping time
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There were more people in bowling league in the 80s than the are in any sort of structured social group in America now. Purely coincidentally, depression and mental illness is way up over the same period add these decreases. Living in total disconnection from others also means you don't have support networks to depend on, and having these networks is highly correlated to better health outcomes.
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I remember so many shows/sitcoms havig the phone thing where instead of ringing, it would play the message (where the cool quirky character sings "speeaaak" or something) and then the caller records their message with the knowledge that people on the other end of the line can hear them

I never had this personally just like the little Caller ID devices you would plug into the wall before the phone
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that's not that many

i bet there's billions in america
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catboy posted...

he has given no reason to believe he's genuinely trans

you don't get to gatekeep who is "genuinely" trans
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women on tik tok and twitter are literally out of control with this new 'dickcation' meme

its basically a vacation with a significant other where sex is a guarantee
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they bought a plot of land off ebay and are gonna live sustainably off the grid
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welcome to biden's america
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https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/1421314751242539010

sad news, clifford fans :(
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everyone was happier before the internet
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im moving back in with my parents
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epsilon
eta
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i don't trust science when it comes to male contraception

my wife got pregnant a year after my vasectomy
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>amp url
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um why are you watching childrens shows
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sometimes you even had a separate key for the trunk or glovebox
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g0ldie posted...

https://mobile.twitter.com/people/status/1420214441451397120

>mobile link
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Kakapo posted...

Why do you want a magic Nazi tattoo?

im a slytherin
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What is y'all's opinion on getting a Dark Mark tattoo? I am on the fence about my opinion. For one, it's a mark for the bad guys in the series and some people see it as an allusion to the Nazi symbol. However, it is a cool symbol and it is a fictional symbol.
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People who meet me in irl life always say Youre nice, I thought youd be mean.. My answer Well youre not my enemy
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Theon_Greyjoy posted...

Voting records should be public. There are a lot of closeted racists who voted for trump.

and this is exactly why not

Liberals think everyone who voted for Trump is a racist
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https://www.tmz.com/2021/07/28/ron-popeil-dead-dies-infomercial/
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https://images04.military.com/sites/default/files/undertheradar-thumbnails/2016/05/9I9qInD.jpg
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483761152938213392/869361289187692654/U7vA6st.jpg
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it's your duty to clean up URLs before you post them
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Arcanine2009 posted...

So what?

so you're outing yourself as a normie
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Arcanine2009 posted...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jRKYLKtpzTo

>mobile link
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mr mime and ash's mom
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I've been considering just giving up and checking myself into a mental hospital. I can just lie in bed all day, read, sleep, watch television, and occasionally go to therapy.
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I walked into Starbucks and they asked me to put a mask on. I yelled this is bullshit. I turned 360 degrees around and walked out. I know what youre thinking My first mistake was walking into a Starbucks!
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g0ldie posted...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=06q8OrMUYFg

>mobile link
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SSJPurple posted...

Bruh why tf does her kid cost more to raise than everybody elses?

There should be a set price per child or something, this income based stuff looks really stupid when it tells us her one kid for some reason needs 300k A MONTH to live

I understand basing it on income for lower income people but there should definitely be a max because this is stupid af and is just taking money because you can lol

their kids are grown

this is spousal support for her, because the courts assume females are not capable of taking care of themselves
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this is why we need MRAs
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rock and roll stars have bad morality?

i am shocked
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it was just a prank bro
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Had a super cute waitress at dinner last night. She was talkin to us a lot, mostly me, throughout the meal. Towards the end I invited her to this bar party I'm throwing tonight. She didn't give me a definite yes or no but seemed interested and said she was off. After the meal I wrote my name, number, and the name of the bar on the recipt and as I was walking out I said to her "see you tomorrow!" .. Cross your fingers !
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ROOTFayth posted...

fast foods should no longer exist

why do you hate poor people
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ThyCorndog posted...

amazing
what's your secret?

i get my salsa from new york city
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https://i.imgur.com/uPjxSww.jpg?1
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don't say butth*rt; it's a homophobic slur
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