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terrorist attacks are just part and parcel of living in a big city
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bart Simpson literally glorifies disrespecting your parents and teachers and religious leaders
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Zikten posted...

Simpsons is not degenerate. It's a pretty wholesome show. TC reminds me of parents in the early 90's talking shit. The only people who ever say it is degenerate are people who never actually watch it.

the fact that the Simpsons seems tame by current standards is proof that society has become more degenerate since thirty years ago

they correctly predicted subversive shows like the simpsons would bring down western civilization
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iranians are white
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in irl life
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yeah

my wife is pregnant even though i've never come inside her
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like spike pits and shit
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that sucks man

im praying for your family
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*its

pronouns don't use apostrophes to show possession
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I'm like 150 pounds, 5'6-5'7", and a little bit chubby for a short white kid. Was thinking about following a little subway diet thing, since I've got more than enough money to do it, and yeah. I was wondering if any of you nutritionists think that eating a subway melt with no ranch or anything but still dat cheese, dat bacon, and dat salt + pepper would be aight? That and a bowl of cereal a day.
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please don't doxx me
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I set a land mine with a hairpin trigger in my backyard to mimic a scene i had seen in the Netflix tv show Peaky Blinders using decommissioned land mines that my grandpa kept after the war and had given to me when I was younger. He was a bomb specialist with high honors and was allowed to keep some of his later defusals as they were major parts of a strategic effort to occupy leftover intelligence bases that could not be properly stationed because of their armies being pushed back, and they were heavily trapped with a few soldiers left as the last line of defense from the enemy while they tried to destroy info.

But I had no idea some of the mines were live and he came over when he heard about my plan, his heel hit the back of one and the blast zone tore through most of his lower leg immediately. Bits of shrapnel flew into his upper leg and pelvic area, slicing one of his balls among other things. He somehow managed to avoid hitting any major arteries leading to his heart from his leg but he caught a large piece of shrapnel to his gooch that caused most of the bleeding. I'd never seen someone bleed out of their ass so much so quickly before.

We called an ambulance and his parents; his parents got there first and were freaking out. We've known each other for years; I slept over there and ate dinner many nights in my younger years. Now our parents aren't talking and we were told we should find a lawyer. I don't know what to do right now.
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she's like 30k in debt and i'm not and she wants to get married.

it's like yeah no shit you want to get married you are 30k in debt and i have like 50k in assets.

why are females like this

why can't they just handle their own lives
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I go to my local chinese food place about 2-3 times a week, I'm pretty good friends with the owner.

Yesterday I went in for lunch and the owner was acting really weird and standoffish while usually we're on pretty good terms. I asked him what was wrong and eventually he told me to "leave and never come back". I pushed him a little more while I was waiting for my order because he seemed nervous or guilty and he told me that the Chinese mafia in the area have been putting the squeeze or w/e on local businesses and to intimidate them they left a cake outside the shop overnight. Inside the cake was a scroll with a list of all the store's most frequent customers' full names and addresses, and I was near the top of the list.

I am seriously freaking the fuck out right now and I have no idea what to even do or what my recourse is. I'm a non-violent person and I've never owned any guns but I'm really close to picking up a rifle at Wal-Mart and taking vacation time from work to lay low for a few weeks. Should I go to the police? What could they even do? I'm fucking terrified.
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how is making cartoons more valuable to society than mining coal?
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art isn't a real job
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2017: bad
2012: bad
2007: good
2002: good
1997: good
1992: good


thanks Obama
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i have never seen reference to a traditional japanese sandwich for instance. i mean what the hell
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it's wrong to hate saudi arabia because of a few bad apples
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I paid a girl $350 to cuddle for FOUR HOURS

The girl was pretty cute too. She was not asian but she was still my type.The terms we both agreed on were we would cuddle in bed for a full 4 hours and she would tell me "i love you" at random intervals and make eye contact. However when push came to shove she refused to look at me and I had to pretty much beg her to say "i love you" and she only said it once and it sounded forced as all hell. But i guess its a mixed blessing because her voice was fucking annoying as shit, she sounded like sarah palin.

The cuddling was amazing though once I got over the fact that she refused to make eye contact or look at me. I had to really use my imagination a lot but for a good long time it felt amazing. I only got to touch her arms but her skin was so fucking soft...it was fucking amazing. So much better than hugging my pillow because the skin was so soft and you KNOW you are hugging a real life human female! My mind was blown for a while.

At the end I tried to kiss her once but she REALLY dodged the heck out of it. Like I went to try to kiss her and she pushed me away and jerked her head back and had a disgusted look on her face. To be fair we never agreed on kissing...we agreed there would be "nothing sexual" but we never agreed on kissing so that's kinda my fault. I kinda begged her a little to let me kiss her but she declined. I guess theres a little bootlicker in us all lol.

Overall while she did not hold her end of the bargain as far as the eye contact part goes....it was a pretty good experience and I want to do it again.

You guys think I should use the same girl again or do you think I can find a girl who would be willing to actually look at me sometimes and maybe even make eye contact, all for the same price? ($350 or less for 4 hours of cuddling). I fear I might get addicted to this.
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DifferentialEquation posted...

Al Bundy was one of the greatest Americans of all time.

remember when he scored 4 touchdowns in a single game
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like family guy the simpsons and married with family ruined society and undermined american values
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the middle east would be stable by now if Obama wasn't such a waffler
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ive been to 2 states and the district of columbia
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBtfFeOW4AA0Iud.jpg
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Burgess posted...

I don't get ASMR or Harry Potter so this is two things that can just fuck right off the edge of my dick.

good for you
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the stand owns

needful things is boring
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it's your fault for pregnating her
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does that mean you can only pee in it?
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do you like dags?
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yes

it criticizes black culture
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judges have control over employee rights in other businesses too

labor law is a huge field
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I wasn't born (im thirteen)
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fun fact

muslim cashiers can refuse to sell condoms, alcohol, and bacon because it violates their religion
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I pour grease down the drain
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h*ck no

smoking is a disgusting habit
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I met up with a girl I haven't seen in a while. We talked about some private matters like family and life choices, I held my hands out to her, she said fine, and I spent about five minutes feeling her up.

I'm not going to repeat anything that she said, but I will say that they were niiiice.
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should i be worried
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ok
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don't say r*dneck

it's a classist slur
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Shadowplay posted...

Or just spray poison to kill the grass and stop wasting water and gasoline on plants that evolved to need fucktons of water.

i dont need to water my lawn

it rains enough to grow without me watering it
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Pretty simple invention but very cheap and it works. But u need big lawn to maneuver in






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war isn't funny
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>my girlfriend

normies get out
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