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CRON posted...

Shame and embarrassment need to become a more integral part of society imo

You must be a real freaking laugh

Giant_Aspirin posted...

do you meant the RTS or the PnC adventure game?

Yes

We have wormsign

bigtiggie23 posted...

I liked how in the Silent Hill games (2 and 3 anyway) you could choose the difficulty of the fighting and the puzzles independent of each other. Other games may have that too but nothing I've played.

Yeah, this is a good, and important distinction.

Solar_Crimson posted...

I'm surprised that it didn't block this.

It refused to wax lyrical about long pig, that's for sure.

R1masher posted...

Probably as a lubricant I would surmise

Kryptonite butt plug, prolly.

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Title: "The Saga of the Lost Sock: A Tragicomedy in One Act"
Act I: The Prologue
In the depths of the laundry abyss, where socks vanish into oblivion, our story begins. A lone sock, striped with the colors of forgotten dreams, finds itself adrift in a sea of mismatched partners. It ponders its existence and the futility of its purpose.
Act II: The Conundrum
Amidst the chaos of the sock drawer, our protagonist grapples with its identity crisis. "Am I meant to be part of a pair, or am I destined to wander this realm alone?" it muses, as its existential crisis deepens.
Act III: The Quest
With newfound resolve, our lone sock embarks on a quest for meaning. It navigates the treacherous terrain of the laundry room, dodging perilous pitfalls like the dreaded lint trap and the sock-eating washing machine.
Act IV: The Reckoning
After many trials and tribulations, our sock encounters its lost mate, nestled beneath a pile of neglected laundry. Their reunion is bittersweet, for they have both changed during their time apart. Can they overcome their differences and mend their frayed relationship?
Act V: The Epilogue
As the curtain falls on our tale, the reunited socks embrace, knowing that they are stronger together than they ever were apart. And so, they face the future with hope in their hearts and elastic in their souls, ready to tackle whatever challenges come their way.
And thus concludes "The Saga of the Lost Sock," a tale of love, loss, and the unbreakable bond between footwear.

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Title: "The Great Debate: Pineapple on Pizza - A Crime or a Culinary Masterpiece?"
Hey fellow pizza aficionados,
I come to you today with a question that has divided households, sparked heated arguments, and tested the very fabric of human civilization: Is pineapple on pizza a culinary crime or a stroke of genius?
On one side of the battlefield, we have the purists, staunch defenders of the sanctity of pizza. They scoff at the mere suggestion of adding pineapple to this Italian masterpiece, decrying it as sacrilege. "Fruit has no place on pizza!" they cry, clutching their pepperoni slices with righteous indignation.
But on the other side, we have the adventurous souls, the rebels who dare to challenge tradition. They argue that the sweet tang of pineapple complements the savory goodness of cheese and tomato sauce in ways that must be experienced to be believed. "Don't knock it till you've tried it!" they proclaim, waving their pineapple-laden slices like banners of culinary liberation.
So, where do you stand on this hotly contested issue? Are you Team Pineapple, boldly embracing the tropical twist on pizza? Or are you a devout member of Team No Fruit, defending the honor of the classic pie with every fiber of your being?
Let the great debate begin! But remember, in the end, pizza is pizza, and no matter what toppings you prefer, we can all come together in the spirit of cheesy, saucy harmony.

make it about hornyposting
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Title: "The Great Debate: Horny Posting - Empowerment or Online Anarchy?"
Hey there, fellow internet voyagers,
Let's dive into the digital realm's hottest (pun intended) topic: horny posting. Is it a bold expression of sexual liberation or a descent into online chaos?
On one side of the battlefield, we have the puritans, clutching their pearls at the sight of suggestive emojis and risqu memes. They decry horny posting as a slippery slope, leading to the downfall of civilized discourse. "Keep it PG, people!" they exclaim, shielding their eyes from the onslaught of thirst traps and flirtatious comments.
But on the other side, we have the rebels, the avant-garde pioneers of online horniness. They argue that embracing and celebrating one's sexuality is a form of empowerment, a way to break free from societal taboos and embrace authenticity. "Let your freak flag fly!" they declare, flooding timelines with steamy selfies and spicy confessions.
So, where do you stand on this steamy issue? Are you Team Keep It Clean, advocating for a more modest internet experience? Or are you a proud member of Team Hot and Heavy, championing the right to express desire without shame?
Let's get spicy, folks! But remember, whether you're posting memes or thirst traps, let's keep it consensual and respectful. After all, in the wild world of online horniness, consent is the sexiest thing of all.

So. Freaking. Perky.

I don't even understand how. Are there that many ridiculously upbeat articles out there to train on>?

Please stop, Sunhawk.

Hilariously, I'll be looking after my mum post-surgery this mother's day.

So no videogames for me.

HentaiMan posted...

if og Jesus was in the audience he would boo too ^_^ nothing modern israel govt is doing is very Christlike. just militant and hypocritical. "Slurp netanyoohoo, or else u a bad antiiiii-semite!"

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/5/AAde6oAAAUKt.jpg

Why the fuck would Israel want to be *Christlike*?

Revelation34 posted...

Huh. I didn't know that Australia is is in Europe.

They said, in a topic about Israel's entrant to Eurovision.

It's a cinematic device.

Absolutely pants-shitting evil.

She was recently hospitalised because her heart rhythms were all out of whack, and to get a whole raftload of tests to get to the bottom of that, as well as known atrial fibrillation, a blood clot in her heart and a lot of bleeding due to blood thinners (6 hospitalisations in 4 months due to massive blood loss).

First week, it was all about the plan of action. Scans of her heart to identify the cause of the issue, then a clip to close off the area of her heart where the clots were forming, then a defibrillator device implant.

Suddenly, it became all about her lungs (she's been a smoker for 50 years). My mum's one of those people who doesn't agree to *anything* unless she knows exactly why, but she was telling me she had no idea whatsoever why they were interested in her lungs. They did a PET scan on Tuesday, and she was telling me the other day that her "lymph nodes were ok". Which seems to be a strange thing to worry about, unless they're worried about cancer.

After what my wife went through after her cancer diagnosis, treatment and monitoring (PET scans and worries about lymph nodes), my dad went through (terminal cancer, lots of PET scans, lymph nodes like christmas trees) and my mother in law is currently going through (stage 4), I'm worried as fuck.

-Crissaegrim- posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/43f52838.jpg

Is that a cane toad?

0.3

I hope everything works out. Take care of yourself and your family.

kirbymuncher posted...

why are they jjust spread all over the ground I'm so confused

wouldn't they be dumped in a big pile

Its like a ball pit, but with apples

HentaiMan posted...

lol the final sentence ^_^

So. Aussie.

Nope. Had sex in one once, though.

Full_Pokedex posted...

You understand that America and all of Europe would also be "Smoking Radioactive Crater Land" right? Mutually Assured Destruction means everyone dies.

Julia, we dont live in the 60s

Heineken14 posted...

I'd more believe that he just tells fandom that we are all jerk heads and they just agree and shut CE down.

Yeah, I think thats the endgame

Oh man, this place is practically dripping with trust and safety since the changes.

Tyranthraxus posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d2d5ea75.jpg

Gonna hazard a guess that leaving a worm carcass in your brain is fatal so I think I will side with the first doctor's opinions and say he's got a benign tumor.

Nah, some of those parasitic cysts they will leave because they will outright kill you if they get punctured

Theres a high fee private school around the corner of my mums place and all the over privileged rude little wannabe lads on the train have this haircut.

Weird flex but ok

Im sorry for your loss. Whats Smith-Magenis syndrome?

Making fun of disabilities? Nice /s

Enclave posted...

This happened in Canada ages ago, it's fine.

There were girls in my cub scout group here in the mid 90s, and I know my friends Venturers group was co-ed in the late 90s early 2000s.

this seems to be the US lagging behind the rest of the world

Any help absolutely appreciated.

s0nicfan posted...

If Bethesda ever does a FO3 remaster I expect them to not include NV and claim that licensing and legal issues prevented them from doing so as they quietly filter all the Obsidian emails saying they're cool with it directly into the trash.

sadly, probably this. They dont like they were showed up by Obsidian

Sorry for your loss. Even if its not someone you know well, that sort of thing can be raw. Be kind to yourself tc.

Good, even

That is so cool.

Also anything to prevent a space X monopoly is gokd

Idgi

Zombified_Toast posted...

For me, it was Quake 4. Specifically i have a very clear memory of listening to Schism during one of the tank piloting sections taking out those strogg spider walkers

Swamp Song and doing arena missions

i spent a good portion of first year uni listening to Tool and playing Mechwarrior 4

Id actually buy Helldivers 2 on steam if there were cross-platform saves

Guide posted...

idk where you are, but I only see tattoos on small business and blue collar workers. And some sectors with famous rich people, I guess.

Weird. In my decidedly white collar job, a few of the executives have full sleeves.

Alucard188 posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fa1756cd.jpg

Goth kid 4 lyfe

Perfect day to goth it up.

ToteAll posted...

haha good one sure but seriously stage 1 in what sense?

1. Localised
2. Grown but not spreading
3. in nearby lymph nodes
4. spreading to other organs.

Edit: actually I see what youre getting at now, sorry.

WarfireX posted...

Alright, I'm done here. Closed minds cannot be reasoned with. I hope you guys all have a good weekend.

Well, youre right about that, but probably not in the way you realise

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