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Relatable AF tbh

Never. I'm a virgin. I'm self aware enough to know I'm not mentally sound for a romantic relationship and for just fucking around with strippers, hookers, escorts and one night stands I'm too paranoid about catching something, possibility fathering a child or getting robbed.

Finally, like Koga, I'm not worth anything to anyone.

Cause I don't give a fuck

Never. I am a virgin

tsk tsk, kids these days. Too good for reading, are we?

I think eight to twelve depending on results? Im not sure. Im just supportive

She has a bunch of needles that she sticks herself with each night and then they take them out eventually and give them to somebody else and pay her a bunch of thousands of dollars

but she cant drink or fuck for like a month

sounds awful

I'm not worth being with. I'm outclassed by practically every other guy. I'm too pathetic to try.

I tried to bang my girlfriend at work a couple weeks ago but I couldn't get it up, haven't had a chance to bang since then.

My girlfriend is in the process of donating (selling) her eggs so we cant bang right now and it sucks

Never, and never will.

What if a gigantic monkey fell out of the sky, landed on his house, and he took a step outside and noticed it. Then, the monkey enraged that he looked at him, decided to bite off his fingers and live in his house?

I wouldn't say that's in his control!

That really depends. I'm not blaming systems or other people. I'm blaming how I was born and what my body is like.

I am a victim of circumstances mostly out of my control.

Obviously, I do.

hey man, i just like the driving. and no, i see 50 students for about 20 minutes a day, 2-3 times a week.

and who'd read a graphic novel about a boring ass bus driver?

That being said, tomorrow is saint patty's day, so i might go to a pub and chill. at least get some good food and drunk out of it. maybe i'll even get in a fight!

I read a lot, sleep a lot, play dnd, and walk a lot.

Mostly the sleeping

I do work very casually part time as a bus driver.

I guess maybe me. I did bust his lip and the only damage I received was some scratches on my face.

I have a few mental problems that make it hard to hold a job.

miswired brain

i'm poor, mostly.

You're kinda like if andrew tate was raised by Dr Phil, but super insecure.

Now I just don't go out.

Should have boned the daughter as well.

23 and lost it to a 52 year old lady.

It was self-defense and basically ended in a draw because we were pulled apart.

never
i got it back

maybe we should tag you as racial Naruto aryan fanfics then

lol

You've never been in a fight, have you?

You dont have an option for if there was no winner.

People who can answer multiple of the choices also cant properly answer.

You possess the intelligence to figure it out on your own, I believe in you.

Awful, awful poll

Btw I tagged TC with "Bad Polls" because of this topic. Maybe y'all should do the same to prevent future incidents.

Awww thanks for the vote of confidence but yeah I've lost fights before.

every single time.

Several

Several of the voting options i mean.