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TopicSo my daughter might be a sociopath
Surskit
12/29/18 8:43:50 PM
#48
maybe she is aware of her constitutional rights and can't wait to go hunting and posing with dead animals
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TopicFat Girl who won AGT at 11 has a SHOCKING TRANSFORMATION!! Is She Hot????
Surskit
12/26/18 9:50:32 PM
#2
she looks the same except with better makeup and lighting? i am not shocked, this is a fraud
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TopicPolygon's Top 10 Games of the Year
Surskit
12/20/18 8:16:09 PM
#10
Happy to see Tetris Effect get this love.
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TopicSurvivor: David vs. Goliath Discussion Topic 3: Return of the Jacketgate
Surskit
12/20/18 7:20:17 PM
#492
Abi too tbh
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TopicSurvivor: David vs. Goliath Discussion Topic 3: Return of the Jacketgate
Surskit
12/20/18 12:09:57 PM
#481
CoolCly posted...
phenomenal season

easily the best full season I've seen, which includes HHH, Ghost Island, and Samoa.

please start watching better seasons
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TopicWould you want a contest with characters who did not originate in videogames?
Surskit
12/14/18 3:59:37 PM
#8
no barkley no peace
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TopicBest Games for the Nintendo Switch
Surskit
12/14/18 2:26:04 PM
#12
I have personally really been enjoying the local multiplayer of Super Mario Party, if that's your jam. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is also fantastic.
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TopicIf It Were Up to Board 8 Final Battle: Samus vs. Alucard
Surskit
12/13/18 10:48:16 PM
#38
Samus
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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1322
Surskit
12/13/18 6:55:55 PM
#256
red sox 777 posted...
Prediction: Cloud leads at the freeze.

tbh at this point I'm pretty convinced the bandwagon is Cloud's, so yeah, he will be leading Link for a bit.
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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1322
Surskit
12/13/18 6:53:04 PM
#252
_SecretSquirrel posted...
https://gamefaqs.akamaized.net/images/x/user/link-f-boss-f.png (WHAT)

lmfao, I was going to vote for Cloud but this is too perfect.
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TopicThe, uh...the first Sonic the Hedgehog movie poster is, uh...
Surskit
12/13/18 5:31:59 PM
#92
I have a feeling Sonic will be obnoxious as hell in this movie.
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TopicSo some ideas for bonus matches, what do you think?
Surskit
12/13/18 1:38:45 PM
#4
I don't even know why people keep insisting on wanting to see Mario crush Sonic here. 1993 was 25 years ago, that rivalry is dead.
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TopicIncineroar sucks.
Surskit
12/12/18 10:50:58 AM
#23
He is amazing. He's so much fun to play that I've made it my mission to get good with him. The wrestling stuff is perfect.
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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1320
Surskit
12/10/18 6:24:05 PM
#6
He called it in his Favorites bracket obviously.
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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1318
Surskit
12/08/18 1:36:42 PM
#78
tbh anyone would lose to Link so whoever ends up #2 in the x-stats is the true winner of the contest as far as I'm concerned
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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1317
Surskit
12/07/18 7:34:56 PM
#385
Mario and Zelda right now be like:


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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1317
Surskit
12/07/18 7:27:19 PM
#372
I'm loving this shit tbh, I really did not believe she could do it. I still refuse to believe she can do this.
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TopicComing soon to a GameFAQs near you, the sequel nobody wanted or asked for!
Surskit
12/07/18 6:25:22 PM
#10
Big/Froggy is winning tbh
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TopicI'm beyond pissed right now and I need to vent
Surskit
12/05/18 6:48:06 PM
#7
I've asked to work from home in the past specifically to be there to receive important packages and they still don't even bother ringing the doorbell. It's pretty annoying.
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TopicCharacter Battle X Contest Analysis Crew - Part 9
Surskit
12/05/18 6:38:52 PM
#279
Oops, I didn't know this match was today! I signed up to the guest spot this morning.

Surskit's Last-Second Guest Write-Up

Here I am, repping for the guests. We just saw Mega Man win handily against the rat in its re-match, but we also just saw Bowser put up basically the exact same numbers against Crono. In other words, this match is a total waste, and there's nothing much to see.

So let's instead have fun and pretend that Tifa has been lurking in the shadows, just waiting to show her full power! 30 November was the last day of No Nut November, and the hentai fans were simply withholding from even looking at a pixelated picture of Tifa during the sprite round. This perfectly correlates with her performance against Sephty later. Indeed, today everything is different. The rallies are on, and they have valiantly assembled their forces to strike back against a woman who shamefully hides under the weight of a robotic suit. After pulling that ridiculous upset against Sephiroth, Tifa's fans are more determined than ever to keep her on the home page for as long as possible...!

Samus better be wearing her Varia Suit tight, folks! Tifa's revenge will be ever so sweet, as she manages to completely obliterate Samus by doing a whopping 1% better than in her last match!

Predix: Samus "Weaksauce" Aran - 57.93%
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TopicDo you like Jontron?
Surskit
12/05/18 5:40:29 PM
#70
I'd think such a microcosm exists if you live in a tiny rural village. If you're a big Internet personality like Jon and hold those beliefs, your ignorance stems from actively avoiding it, because you have the opportunity to do such a thing -- many people don't, and can't, because they are victims of it. At that point, you have no excuse. You're denying people's experiences based on your own lack of experience. I give the benefit of the doubt to a lot of people, but someone with very strong social capital that is both choosing to be uninformed and choosing to spread misinformation should take responsibility for the things they say. Whether you mean it or not, you're definitely negatively impacting people's lives with your comments.

And really, when is someone truly malicious? Most people hold beliefs because they are convinced they are in the right. If I was into eugenics and believed a certain subset of people are selfishly endangering the future of humanity with an inferior gene pool, am I malicious or merely misguided? I personally believe the current culture of condemnation or "cancelling" people as a knee-jerk reaction gets us nowhere, but malice or not, the impact is the same. Your intentions are frankly irrelevant.

Not that in the case of Jon it matters much considering he's still getting millions of views in the span of a few days. People can choose not to support his content if they want, though, and some rando judging Jon's self-conceit in the shape of extreme and harmful ignorance isn't making him lose any sleep. People don't like being confronted with accusations of racism and that makes them defensive. This is a cyclical argument on what is the best way to generate lasting change/awareness and we're not about to reinvent the wheel here.
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TopicDo you like Jontron?
Surskit
12/05/18 5:00:41 PM
#64
tbh a racist viewpoint founded on willful ignorance is just as damaging as one founded on "malice", whatever that means. I know people tend to scoff at buzzwords like "privilege", but if you legitimately believe there is no such thing as discrimination in Western culture, this is so incredibly ignorant that I'd think you live in some sort microcosm absent of actual human interaction. It's absolutely ridiculous.

As for Jon himself, I actually rather enjoyed his early content but I feel like the increasing production values actually harmed him tremendously. Well, not the values themselves, but rather, as he grew, his writing became weaker. I dunno. I still really like his early stuff, tho.
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TopicCharacter Battle X Contest Analysis Crew Guest Sign-ups
Surskit
12/05/18 10:27:23 AM
#29
Sonic the Hedgehog vs. Solid Snake - Hbthebattle
Samus Aran vs. Tifa Lockheart - Surskit

Zelda vs. Mario - spooky96
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Topicred13n ranks all 74 Smash Ultimate Characters
Surskit
12/04/18 11:41:00 PM
#108
I give a shit for the Ice Climbers and especially for R.O.B. :( Two of my mains. I'm still so so excited to go back to playing Ice Climbers.
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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1316
Surskit
12/04/18 6:00:13 PM
#51
redrocket posted...
LeonhartFour posted...
man I didn't think BT could somehow become worse than he already was but he has proven me wrong by how buttfurious he continues to be about Tifa/MMX


"SJWFF"

I still want to know why there's two F's

If two minorities go against each other, the one with the least privilege benefits more from the factor, taking away precious SJW votes from its competition. Obviously the ultimate benefactor would be Fran from FFXII so she can get the furry vote, the hentai vote and a triple SJW factor by being a strong arguably black woman. Zelda and Tifa are shaking right now.

Take notes for next character battle, y'all.
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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1316
Surskit
12/04/18 5:27:29 PM
#42
mega man is a man, duh. a Man, even.
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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1316
Surskit
12/04/18 5:21:46 PM
#39
BlAcK TuRtLe posted...
Why are so many people thinking Mega Man wins here? Pikachu has the pervert hentai fans in his corner, pervy hentai characters have been unbeatable this week

Mhm.. I don't know, Mega Man's blaster is very popular in some circles, dude.
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TopicSuper Smash Bros. Ultimate Official Topic: 1 week until Ejaculation Salt hype
Surskit
12/04/18 5:12:21 PM
#103
No joke, if Big the Cat was playable I'd be extremely excited.
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TopicWhich series is more unintentionally funny?
Surskit
12/03/18 5:37:41 PM
#9
Kingdom Hearts is more cringe as opposed to the campiness of Sonic imo
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TopicTumblr banning all porn on the 17th
Surskit
12/03/18 5:35:40 PM
#30
Xiahou Shake posted...
Surskit posted...
There's no other place where people can so easily find and follow blogs for that one very specific fetish/body type/whatever they're into.

Reddit?

Ehh, still not quite there? Tumblr allows you to create your own library and nurture your own database in ways reddit isn't exactly built quite as effectively for. Scrolling down a feed is a lot easier and saving whatever you like while following individual users who put out the content of your choice is a lot less cumbersome than the reddit alternative.

Admittedly I'm not well-versed on this so maybe porn reddit is the shit, but I have talked to a whole bunch of people whose only porn outlet is tumblr due to the highly customizable nature of it.

edit. I can't believe I just typed all this.
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TopicTumblr banning all porn on the 17th
Surskit
12/03/18 5:30:44 PM
#27
A tumblr-like site for porn has to pop up after this, right? There's no other place where people can so easily find and follow blogs for that one very specific fetish/body type/whatever they're into. I know Tumblr's userbase probably averages 15 at best but this still shocks me tbh, why not be like everywhere else and have a filter for mature content?
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TopicCan we please, FUCKING PLEASE, stop with the pic sabotage?
Surskit
11/30/18 9:44:12 PM
#43
TopicI have 999, Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, and Smash Bros. 3DS comin' in the mail
Surskit
11/28/18 10:43:45 PM
#16
I wouldn't say Danganronpa is insanely popular here, it's definitely a distant third after Zero Escape or Ace Attorney. I'd maybe even place Umineko as the third in terms of B8's beloved visual novels.
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TopicNext contest needs a per-publisher cap on nominations/entrants
Surskit
11/28/18 10:42:11 PM
#5
Does this mean Tetris will get multiple pieces in to account for its share of sales? I can get behind this.
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TopicSurvivor: David vs. Goliath Discussion Topic 2: Gerrymandering? In MY Survivor?
Surskit
11/28/18 10:29:14 PM
#484
I love Christian. He's just very obviously naturally like this, and he's an extremely nice guy to boot. Like every time he brings up his random-ass metaphors, it doesn't feel like a desperate ploy for airtime and interesting narratives, it's literally the way the world looks in his head. A very complex character too, I loved that little scene of him of all people comforting Alison.

And obviously, this season continues to be incredible. I just needed something, anything, to revitalize my love for Survivor after all the duds lately, and I just can't believe no episode has felt like a throwaway. I love how they're editing the boots and masking them, switching between the obvious boot being the actual boot or the decoy.
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TopicReminder that Skyward Sword is the worst
Surskit
11/26/18 10:16:42 PM
#11
No game with the Ancient Cistern in it is the worst anything.
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TopicTop 5 favorite Disney movies?
Surskit
11/26/18 6:48:33 PM
#37
Sleeping Beauty
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Mulan
Bambi
Fantasia 2000

Something like that.
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TopicIt's the 20th anniversary of Ocarina of Time
Surskit
11/21/18 12:56:42 PM
#16
I've probably beaten it about 4-5 times from my first playthrough back in '98 to the last time I played, which must have been somewhere in the late 00's? Something like that.
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TopicCharacter Battle X Contest Analysis Crew - Part 7
Surskit
11/19/18 2:50:34 PM
#116
Ammy having a strong board vote against someone like Lara is not entirely surprising, though. I could see it if it was a different opponent, but I don't think she had a snowballing effect.
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TopicWhat is your opinion on silent protags in video games?
Surskit
11/19/18 12:39:12 PM
#3
I don't mind them? Depends on the game. Like I have never thought Chrono Trigger would be a better game if Crono could speak.
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TopicKirby is a bad character. For lack of a better word, he's dumb.
Surskit
11/17/18 11:40:25 PM
#3
kirby saved my life though
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TopicA Request to Stop the Bullying
Surskit
11/16/18 11:47:01 PM
#27
this is kinda fucked up, dude.
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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1306
Surskit
11/16/18 7:13:49 PM
#183
the idea of peach destroying sora is too funny, we missed an all-time great beatdown tbh
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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1306
Surskit
11/16/18 7:05:43 PM
#156
quick, someone rally r/vore for kirby
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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1306
Surskit
11/16/18 7:03:34 PM
#148
WarThaNemesis2 posted...
if aloy and alucard switched divisions peach would've smashed this division lol

All those "oh, did I win?" memes that we missed...
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TopicHow is Perfect Blue?
Surskit
11/16/18 12:48:59 AM
#15
It's wonderful, I've seen it several times, including at the theaters. I'm a big fan of Satoshi Kon in general, however. My favorite has always been Millennium Actress, but I'd say Paprika and Perfect Blue are the popular top choices.
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TopicYour partner asks for sex, but you don't want to. What do you do?
Surskit
11/15/18 5:22:38 PM
#46
I was once the one who often denied my partner sex and yeah, it was just because I wasn't feeling the relationship much anymore. That isn't to say I didn't feel strong emotional attachment, because I did, and I really enjoyed our time together. But I would try to avoid sex as much as possible. I just didn't feel like it anymore. And that opened the door for a lot of inner soul-searching and I realized it was a direct consequence of my desire to end the relationship. I was a wuss too and constantly tried to make my partner feel better by saying I just wasn't feeling it, or that I didn't want to have sex, or that I was tired, or really anything. I was having sex about once every two weeks near the end and I dreaded it most of the time.

The fact this is an open relationship, your partner is very much horny, and still refuses to have sex with you is worrying, and I'd think it's a symptom of emotional detachment. But that's only based on my own experiences.
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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1304
Surskit
11/15/18 5:05:46 PM
#148
It's ridiculous that you have to defend the site daring to enjoy Tifa, who by all means is a well-written character with depth, when basically half of the Noble Nine are more or less avatars and proxies of their games/series. Like no one has said "it's sad X is winning just because he's a cool robot" but the "Tifa is just a pretty face/has boobs" comments are quite common.
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TopicYou know what's really dumb? Ellie is legitimately one of the best characters
Surskit
11/03/18 1:52:13 AM
#31
LeonhartFour posted...
Underleveled posted...
So is Chloe


LOL

oh wait you're serious

let me laugh harder

LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

yo don't come for my girl chloe
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TopicContest Stats and Discussion - Part 1295
Surskit
11/02/18 8:26:02 PM
#142
The trend has basically been the same every match. Shepard will recover, guys.
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