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Starks posted...

https://twitter.com/OliLondonTV/status/1792353510425800781
https://twitter.com/AACanli/status/1792322175820591130

Yeah, that's a debris field

Yeah...that's not a good sign.....

McSame_as_Bush posted...

He definitely rehearsed it, but it's still one of those "I'm sorry world!" apologies instead of a real one.

Oh I agree. I'm just saying it's not the worst one. That doesn't make it a good one either.

I mean, it's not the worst apology. At least he didn't pull out an ukulele.....

BewmHedshot posted...

If I was dodging indictment servers and for whatever reason thought there was a deadline to be served, I don't think I would have a week early birthday party the night before my imaginary deadline.

What a fuckin moron.

That's what makes it even funnier

GTA1984 posted...

I imagine Giuliani was having fun at his little party when someone he hasn't seen before says they had something for Giuliani. He decides to mock Arizona not being able to find him before asking who the person is. The person then says "I am a process server and I have been hired by the Attorney General of Arizona to give you this"

The way he dodged and mocked getting his indictment makes me wonder if they will elect to deny bond and remand until trial.

I will laugh until I cry if he managed to get himself remanded with his antics

CableZL posted...

https://twitter.com/joncoopertweets/status/1791798312359592188?s=46

hahaha

Ladies and gentleman, they got him.

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That's because there's no real mechanism to remove SCoTUS judges.

mystic_belmont posted...

So, what are the odds that Trump doesn't attend his son's graduation?

Let's see...carry the 1, add the 5...100 percent.

...they did? What's the catch?

Kradek posted...

Fair, Trump still picked them to defend him.

I know. I'm just hoping he blames them for this before the election.

Kradek posted...

These insults of Trump are now official court records and Trump paid for this.

Correction: the RNC paid for this. So essentially the RNC insulted 45 and got it into court records for posterity.

Euripides posted...

Cohen talking about how Trump would only pay 20% of what he owed vendors.

Checks out

Are you sure? That seems too high.

divot1338 posted...

Trump is currently in several hundred million dollars of extremely deep shit with the IRS.

That's without compound interest. I think.

Kradek posted...

My guy, you and I both have seen how ridiculously lenient the judicial system has been to Donald Trump. Even before he was POTUS he skated by on being a rich white male, post Presidency it's that x100. The only fools are those who think Trump will be held to the same standards as anybody else when we've literally already seen that's not the case.

I'm hoping Merchan finds his spine and ends Trump's bullshit, however even Chutkan has given Trump leniency I doubt she'd give anyone else.

I dunno, Merchan has been one of the most fair judges Trump has had, he's just starting to drop the ball now that Trump's trying to call his bluff on jailing him. Yeah it's ridiculous that a dude who only gets their news from Trump Social and Twitter is on the jury, that does worry me. I guess all we can do is hope they have some sort of integrity.

I don't think he's dropping the ball on jailing him. I think he's ready to do it even if it's just locking him in a room for a few hours.

This just reminds me of Jokers offer to Lex Lurhor in the World's Finest 3 partner. Except replace killing Superman with save my rear from legal trouble

Those 3 videos just randomly popped up in my YouTube recommended. I'm just impressed a dog can actually fire a gun.

BewmHedshot posted...

"Leaner Operation" is code for "holy fuck I'm going to jail if I don't pay my lawyers"

I read that more as they can't find people to work for them.

wanderingshade posted...

It really seems like they're trying to devalue impeachment so that Trump being impeached twice doesn't look like a big deal.

Trying, but won't success due to how slim their majority is. Stunts like this are impossible with an 1 seat majority.

StarFighters76 posted...

And it won't mean a damn thing, other than another finger wagging.

I disagree. I think he's going to end up in jail at this rate. Also it's not the judge's fault he can only issue insultingly low fines or jail.

Diceheist posted...

I guess Democrats refused to throw Johnson out because he hasn't lied to them yet. He's just been honest about being a far-right conservative and not wanting to pass their bills. McCarthy reneging on deals really was the reason he got thrown out.

MTG has never run anything, all her proposals flop and she was kicked out of the Freedom Caucus. They only give her trivial seats on committees to placate QAnon types.

It makes sense. Why should they save someone who would throw them under the bus. Plus Johnson is in a really bad spot even if he isn't removed. A 1 seat majority is really hard to govern with.

Tyranthraxus posted...

Expel her now

Their majority is too narrow to do that.

darkace77450 posted...

"This is the uni-party."

And every American outside of Trump's cult gave MTG a collective dismissive wank.

Actually this might include the cult. 45 was against removing Johnson last I checked

lilORANG posted...

Ok so Trump told Stormy she reminded him of Ivanka and then had sex with her an hour later that's totally cool and normal

....I'm not even sure how to respond to that other wanting to wipe that memory from my brain.

CARRRNE_ASADA posted...

Sadly, the judge has to treat him with kids gloves, cause if not we would have another insurrection in our hands. Interesting thing will be what happens if he's found guilty. His supporters dont understand reason and whill just scream "deep state getting rid of opposition".

No that is not the reason and you know it. Sit down.

UnholyMudcrab posted...

The standard for disqualification of a judge from a case is high enough that unless Smith gets his hands on a signed document by Cannon stating specifically that she is doing this to benefit Trump, it isn't gonna happen.

A specific pattern of behavior in rulings works too.

CADE_FOSTER posted...

6 months away from voting she def succeeding at that

She only succeeded in delaying the inevitable and tanking her own career.

luigi33 posted...

Legitimately see Biden not only losing this November. But getting fucking god stomped.

No he's not. Not against 45.

CADE_FOSTER posted...

Dont hold your breath on that

I didn't say I guarantee it. Also he only gets one shot to remove her and she has done enough to delay so far without making it appealable.

Humble_Novice posted...

Judge Cannon strikes again: https://www.yahoo.com/news/judge-cannon-grants-trumps-latest-152247217.html

I wouldn't be surprised if this is the thing that finally gets her removed from the case.

RchHomieQuanChi posted...

That sounds like the most disgusting imagery imaginable.

Yeah.... I need the MiB Neutralizer after that....

UnsteadyOwl posted...

But will he be able to get McDonald's in jail?

The jail version maybe. Or snuggled in.

CountCorvinus posted...

Never was about the hostages

Which is an issue for the Israeli government because their culture does care about the hostages. Bibi can only drag this out for so long.

darkace77450 posted...

If they did, they'd have done so already.

I think it's because they have to work up to it. Make it so beyond reproach that 45 can't even challenge it without being laughed at. Or at least that's my hope

....I'm not sure what to say to this. without it ending with an international arrest warrant. This is that bad

HylianFox posted...

We thought Sarah Palin was bad

With Palin, at least she didn't try to get her state John Wick'd.

ForsakenHermit posted...

Remove the r from the site to get my thoughts on this.

...The r?.....oh! Yeah that is the most appropriate response, followed by both s book and a shoe thrown at her

Shotgunnova posted...

First thing I thought of was "the Mailman doesn't deliver on Sundays," but then remembered he didn't say that.

That would had been a fitting 90s one inner if he did though.

darkace77450 posted...

lol, you can't make this shit up.

Oh no, really?

toreysback posted...

Defense Attorney: What is you8r current residence?

Trump: I'll get to that but first i need to tetstify about why you need to recuse yourself judge

That doesn't sound right... He doesn't even make it past saying his name before he attacks the judge.

Maybe they just collapsed on their own....

CableZL posted...

https://twitter.com/eorden/status/1786120154365018125

Wow

...how.....

darkace77450 posted...

A $9,000 fine will surely teach the recalcitrant billionaire not to do it again.

Take that up with the legislature. His hands are tied when it comes to fines and putting him in jail is tricky because 45 is trying to to martyr himself. Though this could be solved if his smart phone was taken away for the duration of the trial and he was given a dumb phone.

Irony posted...

He won't follow through

I disagree. I think he will follow through

CableZL posted...

https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1785306056756761083

That would be cute for 45 to be quiet. Well if he had the ability to take cues. I see this as the judge's hands being tied due to the law and also having to work it up to jail time instead of starting with it straight away.

Euripides posted...

Merchan orders Trump to take down all Truth posts that violate the gag order

But that's all my posts..err... I mean I didn't violate the gag order. You violated the gag order!

brestugo posted...

The more you look at this incident, the sicker it is. She basically snapped one day and shot a dog and a goat.

How she thought this would in any way look good is beyond me.

Yeah. The only thing she has going for her in this is she didn't kill John Wick's dog. This is just messed up on so many levels

If I have a Tarkov craving, I'll just watch the VLDL skits about it. $300 is way too much for continuous kicks to the groin

divot1338 posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d25578e5.jpg

*Hurries to figure out where to buy this shirt*

UnsteadyOwl posted...

I'm kind of expecting this. They ultimately don't grant presidential immunity but they find a way to delay Trump's criminal trials until after the election.

Then of course if he wins and pardons himself they'll rule in the inevitable lawsuit that he has the power to do that.

But if he doesn't win, we can then laugh at SCoTUS for being so stupid.

ClayGuida posted...

Honestly, I think these judges are playing soft, because if they play hardball, then other courts may overturn their rulings, as we just saw with the Weinstein case.

So by dragging their feet and playing dumb, they can point to a reason why they're going to give harsher punishments. Trump has violated his gag order over a dozen times now and prior to the last judgement, Secret Service was supposedly checking on how they handle jail time for his actions, so since he got off lite last time, it stands within reason that the punishment will incrementally escalate until there's no other option but to hold him in contempt for violating the order and simply jail him.

Supposedly this is what Trump claims to want, but that's because he truly thinks he's untouchable. But once it happens and he isn't able to tweet, truth, or speak about the trial in public at all, he'll realize what a big mistake he's made.

He also wants delays. Gag order hearings cause delays.