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Topichow am i supposed to enjoy a game if it doesn't have an easy mode
TheWorstPoster
09/15/17 9:16:21 PM
#3
There is no point in playing a game you can't lose
TopicSo if I applied for a job and it's been a week with no response, what do I do?
TheWorstPoster
09/15/17 8:43:46 PM
#3
You post about it on PotD
Topicugh my boyfriend is asking if some old woman he works with can stay with us
TheWorstPoster
09/15/17 6:10:20 PM
#6
Jen0125 posted...


i guess her boyfriend of 10 years is breaking up with her to date a married woman who already has another boyfriend?


I don't even want to know
TopicJust got a 90 on my first pre-calculus test
TheWorstPoster
09/15/17 5:18:59 PM
#30
SmokeMassTree posted...


Are you assuming he is in "normal" classes?

I wouldn't bet on that


Are you trying to imply that the classes I took for C#, Visual Basic.NET, SQL, UNIX, Java, XML, HTML5, CSS, and JavaScript weren't "normal"?
TopicHow to get them girl back
TheWorstPoster
09/15/17 5:04:31 PM
#32
Most of us here are foreveralones (like me), and therefore cannot help you. Others are trolls who will give you intentionally bad advice.

So posting this here isn't exactly the brightest thing.
TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
TheWorstPoster
09/15/17 3:09:44 AM
#130
Too skinny. Eat lard now.

Is this the Krusty Krab?
TopicOn a scale of 1 to 10
TheWorstPoster
09/15/17 12:03:38 AM
#1
How much do you hate PotD?
TopicDo you have a Facebook account?
TheWorstPoster
09/14/17 9:15:17 PM
#9
I don't have one, nor do I ever intend to get one.
TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
TheWorstPoster
09/14/17 8:41:34 PM
#126
No. Nor do I have any fucks to give.

Will you marry me?
TopicJust got a 90 on my first pre-calculus test
TheWorstPoster
09/14/17 3:35:40 PM
#17
Go_Totodile posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
gravy posted...
But will it look good on a resume?

The world may never know...


No resume of mine would ever be worth reading.

When I make one, and send it in to potential employers, they will all toss it into their fireplaces, or use it as toilet paper.

Why the fuck are you even going to college then when you know no one would hire you?


Solely to annoy you
TopicJust got a 90 on my first pre-calculus test
TheWorstPoster
09/14/17 2:41:50 PM
#9
Lokarin posted...
Ehhh, I'm Canadian... so, umm.

What's "pre"-calculus?


Algebra 2 += More algebra
TopicJust got a 90 on my first pre-calculus test
TheWorstPoster
09/14/17 2:41:05 PM
#8
shadowsword87 posted...
Dude, you're taking precalc, you shouldn't be there.


They won't let me take Calculus 1 until I do this one.
TopicJust got a 90 on my first pre-calculus test
TheWorstPoster
09/14/17 2:34:06 PM
#5
Apparently, the class average is 76.

Professor also said that I got the highest grade.

Whenever I get the highest grade for math related things, then you know that there is something wrong here.
TopicJust got a 90 on my first pre-calculus test
TheWorstPoster
09/14/17 2:29:25 PM
#4
gravy posted...
But will it look good on a resume?

The world may never know...


No resume of mine would ever be worth reading.

When I make one, and send it in to potential employers, they will all toss it into their fireplaces, or use it as toilet paper.
TopicJust got a 90 on my first pre-calculus test
TheWorstPoster
09/14/17 10:40:59 AM
#1
Funny. I was never proficient at math, but I guess my programming classes I had before taught me more about numbers than any other math class before.

Also, typing on the GPD Win keyboard sucks.
Topicwhat the hell happened to mike myers?
TheWorstPoster
09/13/17 3:04:33 PM
#5
He didn't look like that in the Halloween movies
TopicYou shall not post in this topic
TheWorstPoster
09/13/17 1:17:27 PM
#1
I won't allow you to!
TopicAnyone else miss Erik_P
TheWorstPoster
09/13/17 9:49:41 AM
#35
SpeeDLeemon posted...

He did. That bet was like 2007

2012
TopicYou are now a chick magnet
TheWorstPoster
09/13/17 9:49:05 AM
#1
Every female you are in close proximity to, are now violently magnetically attracted to you, and no amount of force is strong enough to break that magnetic pull.

How screwed are you?
Topic"You're such a worrier. To be honest, it's KIND OF a turnoff!"
TheWorstPoster
09/13/17 6:53:57 AM
#6
Posting on PotD is the biggest turn-off there is. Worrying is the least of your problems.
TopicI can't seem to get along with old people
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 10:29:11 PM
#6
SilverClock posted...
Mmmaybee not do that..but some have tried to set me up with their granddaughters. So that's something.


No.

Go for the jackpot! Go for granny!
TopicCan you date someone you aren't psychically attracted to?
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 10:28:47 PM
#16
As if a girl would date me to begin with
TopicDo girls still display no interest in me?
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 10:24:27 PM
#10
SkynyrdRocker posted...
ICOYAR go away. I can't feel bad for myself if the most pathetic man on this board is shitposting in my topic.


It takes a perpetual loser to know a thing or two about permanent rejection.
TopicYou have one or more unread System Notifications.
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 10:23:47 PM
#1
Please read them as soon as possible.
TopicDo girls still display no interest in me?
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 10:22:11 PM
#6
SkynyrdRocker posted...

But that song is about leaving a woman!


Girls don't like guys with no experience
TopicDo girls still display no interest in me?
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 10:20:01 PM
#3
Why would a girl be interested in you?
TopicI can't seem to get along with old people
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 10:16:32 PM
#4
SilverClock posted...
Hahaha! Well now that you mention it, I am close with my grandma. And hardly talked with my grandpa on my dad's side. And my mom's dad was never around. I get along with older women easier for sure.
:O didn't know I'd have a revelation so soon!! XD


Good.

Now go for those 90 year old babes! Go to the nearest nursing home and pick up some chicks! Pronto!
TopicWould I look cool walking around with this ?
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 10:15:38 PM
#4
Cacciato posted...
Remember that time when you said women didnt like you because of your looks?


That is 50% of the reason.

The other 50% is 99% of everything else.
TopicWould I look cool walking around with this ?
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 10:12:58 PM
#1
TopicWould I look cool walking around with this?
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 10:11:56 PM
#2
No
TopicI can't seem to get along with old people
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 10:10:49 PM
#2
Don't worry.

All the geriatric ladies will soon fall for you.
TopicDo you eat the gunk under your fingernails?
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 8:58:30 PM
#2
PotD just keeps getting worse and worse by the post
TopicLolol
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 8:46:16 PM
#2
I don't see any
TopicMy friend blew his leg off on a land mine and now his parents are suing me.
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 7:03:17 PM
#6
Smarkil posted...
https://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?t=43292


It's a common issue
TopicMy friend blew his leg off on a land mine and now his parents are suing me.
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 6:55:43 PM
#2
It will cost you an arm and a leg
TopicI ate a lot yesterday
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 5:26:25 PM
#3
Spit it back out!

How dare you eat the day prior to today!
TopicWant to ask some stuff about the Switch?
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 4:49:44 PM
#5
Safer_777 posted...
All right thanks. Too bad about this backwards compatibilty. If I want to put it onto my TV do I need to buy a controller?


You have not paid any attention to its trailers, commercials, or promotional material.
TopicWant to ask some stuff about the Switch?
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 4:49:14 PM
#4
Safer_777 posted...
1)I can't play 3DS games right? Not even with the Nintendo Shop or something?


Nope.

Safer_777 posted...
2)If I want to use it only as portable, do I need to buy somethin else?


Nope.Safer_777 posted...
3)This thing takes cartridges correct?


Only if you count a game card half the size of a 3DS game card a "cartridge".

Also, please put one of those in your mouth.
TopicI've never understood the saying "respect your elders".
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 4:48:22 PM
#5
MICHALECOLE posted...
Think about how much smarter and more experienced you are than you were at this time last year

Now think about you compared to yourself ten years ago

An older person might not be smarter than you, but they are most probably wiser and absolutely more experienced


Unless if they have dementia.

Unfortunately, both of my grandfathers have that.
TopicI've never understood the saying "respect your elders".
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 4:28:52 PM
#2
Some elders (like George Soros or 95% of our government), I cannot respect at all.
TopicWho is ready for an afternoon nap
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 4:28:21 PM
#2
Naps are for babies and old people.

No difference between them at all.
TopicAnswer a stupid question, ask a stupid question.
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 4:15:30 PM
#119
Because they're 50% fly.

Do you know the way to San Jose?
TopicDo girls still wear pantyhose?
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 3:53:25 PM
#8
Foppe posted...
Why would it be uncomfortable?


The tight material running up the legs, snagging on any sharp things, and I how it feels.
TopicDo girls still wear pantyhose?
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 3:45:10 PM
#6
Must be uncomfortable for them to wear.

Of course, I wouldn't know.
TopicThere needs to be more games like Ecco
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 3:06:08 AM
#4
TigerTycoon posted...
Was there actually a story to Ecco, or was it just a crack driven adventure about a Dolphin who travels through time and fights aliens.


The latter.

I wonder how many little girls foolishly bought that game, because you play as a dolphin with stars on his head...
TopicThere needs to be more games like Ecco
TheWorstPoster
09/12/17 2:32:43 AM
#1
Make it so that it seems innocent enough for impressionable kids to play it. And then creep them out the entire way under strict time limits, before giving them permanent nightmares by the end.

And never ever once mention any of the creepy stuff in the promotional material or marketing.
TopicJust when you think SJWs ideals cant get stupider, they do. _DigitalBlackFace_
TheWorstPoster
09/11/17 11:03:32 PM
#2
So, what will SJWs evolve into, since they apparently came from Hipsters (and I haven't heard of any new Hipster news since Trump got elected)?
TopicYou use a time machine, and go back in time several thousand years
TheWorstPoster
09/11/17 10:55:34 PM
#11
wolfy42 posted...


That is the TLDR version.


You're not PO

You are not allowed to go on Wall 'O Text rants! That is plagiarism!
TopicMy son's school is one of them
TheWorstPoster
09/11/17 10:17:55 PM
#5
SmokeMassTree posted...
Well he's in kindergarten so


He will end up painting like Jackson Pollock, instead of M.C. Escher. Which is a bad thing.

Teach him proper line-colorer skills!
TopicMy son's school is one of them
TheWorstPoster
09/11/17 10:16:27 PM
#2
What a dumb "problem", when the solution is the ONLY one that isn't a dead end.

Besides, I would give that kid an "F" for drawing outside of the lines.
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