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BlingBling22947 posted...

Ive got 3K rounds of ammo period.

Im fucked long term if shit hits the fan.

Whoa. You got a bunker?

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1/4 of the way through Peace Talks

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I thought I was going to be a doctor.

Then I realised I didnt like sock people.

I thought I was going to be an ecologist.

Then I realised I didnt like wandering around in damp foliage.

I eventually discovered that I dont mind working in an office and ended up doing something I really enjoy for far more than I expected.

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Gobstoppers12 posted...

I don't necessarily regret clicking this topic.

But I'm left with an idle thought, fleeting like a leaf in the wind. When years have passed enough to turn my brown hair gray, and my face has grown wrinkled from decades of laughter and sorrow... While my life flashes before my eyes as I lie alone on my deathbed, will I turn my lips to a frown and realize that I would have lived a happier life had I never clicked on this fucking topic?

And then, that creeping realisation before ones lungs crank out that final rattle of breath. As ones loved ones huddle close, attempting to catch those last pearls of wisdom whispered through wrinkled raisin lips.

Almost ossified vocal cords and a leathery tongue articulate a single sentence:

Those underwear models, so hot.

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Lebronwon posted...

You can throw in high corona risk. I made right decision not seeing her solo or doing offer in OP.

https://i.imgur.com/M5dEcik.png

I was more referring to the 15 minutes thing, really.

Honestly, the whole situation sounds extremely dodgy.

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ZannoL posted...

Or this...

That guy is so attractive a heavenly light shines from his crotch.

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dr_strangelove posted...

everyone is assuming theyll last 15 minutes

Unless the guy has cybernetic mouthparts, how is this an issue?

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A whole lot of empty coke no sugar cans and a few beer bottles from last week.

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It seems like a seriously tone deaf game catering to a certain kind of guy.

Im sure itll go gangbusters

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Hold my tinny cuz, Im gonna reply to a post on Current Events!

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In some of the photos that poor girl looks like shes had an allergy to something.

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What about his majesty King Mob?

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Steady on there, Norman

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Well, not the intravenous drug use part. That was always a very big no-no for me.

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It is bittersweet. It reminds me of the bizarre fun I used to have, but it also reminds me that my life is no longer a trash fire

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My wifes old cat is a devoted biter. He bites to communicate.

To say hello, he bites.
To ask for food, he bites.
To say I want to go out, he bites.
To say turn the heater on, he bites.
To say I want to lie on your wet towel, he bites.

I dont know what he is trying to say when he chases you down the hallway snapping at your ankles after a shower.

He lives with my parents in law, now. When our first child came along, he could not handle the stress and the change. It was heartbreaking, but he is so much happier now anyway.

I still miss that furry bastard. I think he misses me too, because hell let me pat him for a few minutes whenever Im over without biting.


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DepreceV2 posted...

I dont hit women but that situation would have to be the exception. Causing constant pain to my junk is where you cross the line. If you are pulling on my sack and causing major pain I WILL DEFEND MYSELF. If I dont... you end up like this poor guy

Quick, wheres the we got a badass over here meme?

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That kid is an absolute legend. A true entrepreneur?

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Ivynn posted...

Why is it called "double u" when it's clearly two V's. Someone fucked up.

The true story of the British Empire was searching the world for decent food.

Im pretty sure the French say it as double v.

Correction. The True story of the British empire was searching the world for decent food after a long night on the booze.

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averagejoel posted...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economic_system#List_of_economic_systems

How many of those work in a first world country?

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I so do! Her name is Fllrrgth and shes the ammonite goddess of death. All hail the downward spiral!

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She has scary fitness crazed old lady neck. No thank you.

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What actually is resetera?

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Ive always had them as Todd in my headcanon

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FortuneCookie posted...

Cos,

I don't want you out of prison. I want every white actor or producer who did the same thing you did to be rotting away in prison beside you.

This.

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One of my kids was watching some DC animation and they said it as Darkside. Blew my damn mind.

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This song has had a much different meaning in recent years.

https://youtu.be/aB16fJpoj-I

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Im Alt-F4

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That is really sad. He always came across as a sweet guy.

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Massive Attack - Inertia Creeps

https://youtu.be/w3mn7EC-skg

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UNKLE - Burn My Shadow
https://youtu.be/D-0aAxaQ2wo

UNKLE - Mistress
https://youtu.be/45hGJBIUOZo

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That reminds me, though...

Sneaker Pimps - Spin Spin Sugar
https://youtu.be/UjBwe6IL10o

Sneaker Pimps - Post Modern Sleaze
https://youtu.be/swX-2GT9q44

I am X - Missile
https://youtu.be/zSODcPocZSo

Fluke - Absurd
https://youtu.be/DAQISes7iXU

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GibraItar posted...

Still no Curve

To be honest, I loved them when I was in my early 20s, but dont listen to them much these days.

Here you go, though:

Curve - Ten Little Girls
https://youtu.be/XSwJYEKgkLM


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Igor Krutogolovs Toy Orchestra - Guerilla Radio
https://youtu.be/K0mkW6BRct0

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Klezmer punk:
Golem & Amanda Palmer - Warsaw is Khelm
https://youtu.be/nvazUuqBtnI

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Klezmer parasitilogy:
Daniel Kahn and the Painted Bird - Parasites

https://youtu.be/UM6wrV0VLL4

Klezmer sea shanty:
Daniel Kahn and the Painted Bird - Rats

https://youtu.be/eblTCCZbyno

Strong Leonard Cohen & Nick Cave vibes on this one

Daniel Kahn and the Painted Bird - No One Survives

https://youtu.be/RlOxHjqRQOo

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Because he was a tosser, obvs.

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KnightofShikari posted...

and of course he wears it wrong too
https://imgur.com/xGl0dgQ

We always knew he was a mouth breather.

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I would refuse the money, I just couldnt life with myself afterwards.

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paperbag posted...

I love blocking dumb post like this

This is the equivalent of sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming la la la la la la la, I cant hear you, instead of just ignoring someone.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Diversity, education, acceptance, knowledge and celebration.

Ill pay that.

Australia day is just another holiday for me (with colonialist overtones Im not really fond of) so Ive never really understood those sorts of nationalist celebrations.

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Smackems posted...

He kinda does. Compared to usual anyway

Thats because its covering his mouth

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This is a cute idea for topics, but why?

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A

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synth_real posted...

And while you're at it, check out the rest of the artists on 4AD records between the 80s and early 90s, there's a real goldmine of great music to be found there.

This is a very good recommendation.

Also:
https://youtu.be/u7K72X4eo_s


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J03can posted...

Someone on CE (sorry i cant remember who) posted Heaven or Las Vegas and its one of my most played songs since

That may or may not have been me. I tend to spam it at every opportunity.

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Well, its a solid game so far, if not an excellent one.

Its certainly better than Brotherhood of Steel

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Kenickie - Im an Agent (Gary Numan cover)

https://youtu.be/1Cfv3Ku7hmo

The cover album this is from is actually freaking awesome.


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Guess which game I heard *this* in...

Poe - Haunted

https://youtu.be/CgyRQheHgaU

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