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| Topic | Bruh. It's so hard to have sex with your s/o after getting a puppy. |
| lww99 02/12/18 3:00:37 PM #8 | We have one that we put her in during the day, while we are at work. She hates it. As soon as we pull in the driveway, you can hear her crying to be let out. Even after you let her out, she cries for another 5 minutes. And like I said I'm OP, it's kinda hard to stay in the mood when she's screeching. That may be our best bet though, unfortunately. At least then she won't destroy the house during. I would feel guilty about locking her back up if she's already been in there all day, though --- |
| Topic | Bruh. It's so hard to have sex with your s/o after getting a puppy. |
| lww99 02/12/18 2:49:59 PM #6 | We haven't tried yet lol --- |
| Topic | Bruh. It's so hard to have sex with your s/o after getting a puppy. |
| lww99 02/12/18 2:49:20 PM #5 | We have 3 cats and 2 pooches. 0/5 like to be locked out. Shit sucks. --- |
| Topic | Bruh. It's so hard to have sex with your s/o after getting a puppy. |
| lww99 02/12/18 2:47:39 PM #1 | Definitely didn't expect our sex live to change this much after getting a puppy. We haven't had sex once since we adopted her. And probably a little bit before her adoption date. She sleeps with us, and has super bad separation anxiety. If we lock her out of the bedroom to fuck, one of two things will happen. 1. She's going to howl, cry, and scratch our bedroom door the whole time. (Killing the mood) 2. She goes to destroy pretty much everything she can, eat anything she can, and shit/piss her brains out. Obviously we don't want to lock her in the bedroom with us either. She'll try to participate ffs Need a dang puppysitter to get some booty smh. --- |
| Topic | You're at a BBQ and the potato salad tastes like shit. |
| lww99 02/12/18 2:10:59 PM #4 | That's because potatoes aren't supposed to be salad. --- |
| Topic | Weekly reminder dat Candice Kristina Patton is the prettiest women in history |
| lww99 02/12/18 1:08:50 PM #16 | Zikten posted... V-E-G-Y- posted...Yes def prettier than any CW chick even Nina Dobrev, my first CW crush. --- |
| Topic | Weekly reminder dat Candice Kristina Patton is the prettiest women in history |
| lww99 02/12/18 1:08:08 PM #15 | She has fantastic body, though her booty is a little smaller than I was expecting. --- |
| Topic | I don't tip well |
| lww99 02/12/18 11:12:44 AM #11 | Youngster_Joey_ posted... Unsugarized_Foo posted...So you're a cheap skate nope, just a broke troll. --- |
| Topic | Dating site women: "I'm fluent in sarcasm." |
| lww99 02/12/18 10:00:31 AM #10 | Lots of misogyny ITT. --- |
| Topic | Today I ate chili made with camel spiders |
| lww99 02/12/18 9:59:03 AM #42 | eston posted... The Trent posted...this is part 1 of 7 steps that ends with spiders bursting from your cheekflesh like that dude in the mist Hopefully your commander doesn't test you lol. --- |
| Topic | I am intimidated by cooking. |
| lww99 02/10/18 7:52:02 PM #10 | DesuDeku posted... Start with something simple like boiling hotdogs in water. George Foreman grilled> --- |
| Topic | Childhood is thinking making $5,596 a month is a lot |
| lww99 02/09/18 6:01:44 PM #96 | |
| Topic | Ten years ago today: Jediknight12345 burns down church. |
| lww99 02/09/18 3:28:11 PM #13 | Totally forgot about this --- |
| Topic | ape shall never kill ape |
| lww99 02/09/18 3:06:08 PM #11 | Omggg I forgot all about that video --- |
| Topic | ape shall never kill ape |
| lww99 02/09/18 2:44:24 PM #3 | Grodd didn't get da memo, brudda. --- |
| Topic | What would be your perfect burger? |
| lww99 02/09/18 2:42:40 PM #7 | My normal burger is just ketchup and cheese. Can add pickle and bacon. My "fancy" burger is a western. Typically has BBQ sauce, onion chips, cheese, pickles, and bacon. --- |
| Topic | Why do so many famous pornstars look exactly the same? |
| lww99 02/09/18 2:26:52 PM #2 | If it ain't broke, don't fix it. And if by "look the same" you mean, big boobs, butt, skinny elsewhere... it's kinda obvious --- |
| Topic | people on ce literally think 100k is rich? |
| lww99 02/09/18 12:44:24 PM #86 | 100k goes far as fuck, here in Cleveland. You'd be very well off with that kind of salary. Hell, people raise families with half of that, or less. --- |
| Topic | Trumpy Bear |
| lww99 02/09/18 12:41:13 PM #3 | Everyone is so surprised, Caution. --- |
| Topic | This realtor from back home has an Instagram just to post smutty pictures. |
| lww99 02/09/18 11:44:32 AM #24 | |
| Topic | My Christmas tree is STILL up |
| lww99 02/09/18 11:40:54 AM #10 | Spooking posted... Christmas season starts Oct. 1st and ends Jan. 1st, imo. Definitely shouldn't start until at LEAST Nov. 1st. Preferably after Thanksgiving. --- |
| Topic | The female winner of the sexfactor porn show has a lot of videos now... |
| lww99 02/09/18 11:30:01 AM #9 | I think I've seen some of her videos. Never watched the show, but her name sounds familiar. --- |
| Topic | My Christmas tree is STILL up |
| lww99 02/09/18 10:43:19 AM #2 | A lazy Trumper? Color me shocked :) --- |
| Topic | This realtor from back home has an Instagram just to post smutty pictures. |
| lww99 02/09/18 10:18:49 AM #3 | You should buy a house and try to hit it. It'll be like the porns, bro! --- |
| Topic | This realtor from back home has an Instagram just to post smutty pictures. |
| lww99 02/09/18 10:18:13 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Remember ytmnd? |
| lww99 02/09/18 10:11:50 AM #7 | You're the man now, dawg. --- |
| Topic | why is the draft dodger throwing a military parade for himself |
| lww99 02/08/18 6:28:16 PM #27 | Bullet_Wing posted... lww99 posted...iPhone_7 posted...mustang90 posted...For the last time people HE HAD BONE SPURS HE COULDNT SERVE. That is gold lol --- |
| Topic | why is the draft dodger throwing a military parade for himself |
| lww99 02/08/18 5:27:19 PM #22 | iPhone_7 posted... mustang90 posted...For the last time people HE HAD BONE SPURS HE COULDNT SERVE. Lmfao is that last part real? --- |
| Topic | Unusual newborn baby looks like an 80 year old man. |
| lww99 02/08/18 4:02:26 PM #8 | CaitSith posted... UnfairRepresent posted...Zikten posted...I already saw this movie years ago The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. --- |
| Topic | Is pulling out really a viable way of preventing babby from forming? ): |
| lww99 02/08/18 12:18:45 PM #9 | Capn can't pull out a couch, don't listen to him. --- |
| Topic | Is pulling out really a viable way of preventing babby from forming? ): |
| lww99 02/08/18 12:12:01 PM #3 | My gf and I have been pulling out exclusively for 4 years. No pregnancies. Just pull out as soon as you start getting tingly, NOT right before the flood gates are about to open. --- |
| Topic | Is Trump's military parade a waste of money? |
| lww99 02/08/18 12:08:32 PM #47 | Outvoted by 100 LOL --- |
| Topic | 3 days into GOMAD (gallon of milk a day) |
| lww99 02/08/18 11:37:36 AM #7 | Fishy posted... teepan95 posted...What's this supposed to achieve? I guess that makes sense. I don't really know enough about it. I'm not sure why else anyone would want to drink that much milk in a day. --- |
| Topic | GF is in Africa, this her conversation with a guy who works as a security guard |
| lww99 02/08/18 9:40:56 AM #288 | How has this topic not purged yet?? --- |
| Topic | weird things you thought as a kid |
| lww99 02/08/18 9:00:47 AM #9 | Whenever I would go to Burger King, I would think I was getting "samples" of sides. Like I'd order a small fry, and pretty much ALWAYS get a single onion ring too. Or if I order an onion ring, I'd always get a fry. I realize now that it just accidentally got scooped together. --- |
| Topic | Should I mix a can of chili with a can of ravioli? |
| lww99 02/08/18 8:32:59 AM #7 | |
| Topic | does anyone here like hiking |
| lww99 02/08/18 8:07:40 AM #3 | Yeah, I love hiking. We have a great metro park system around here. --- |
| Topic | You have entered a race across the country in... [A][B][C][D][E][F][G][H] |
| lww99 02/07/18 9:22:29 PM #22 | C. I'll do pretty dang well. --- |
| Topic | Five Guys has BBQ sauce |
| lww99 02/07/18 8:07:54 PM #8 | Hmm never tried the BBQ there. I might have to make a western the next time I go there. Do they have onion chips? --- |
| Topic | Why aren't you at work right now? |
| lww99 02/07/18 3:02:17 PM #36 | Hairy-man posted... lww99 posted...I'm here for another 1.5 hours or so, then done for the day. I do armed security for a municipal court. Mainly just run people through a magnetometer and X-ray --- |
| Topic | Why aren't you at work right now? |
| lww99 02/07/18 2:49:31 PM #10 | I'm here for another 1.5 hours or so, then done for the day. --- |
| Topic | Ask me Anything! I once could recite 628 digits of pi |
| lww99 02/07/18 11:06:56 AM #5 | Only 2.7 billion digits to go. --- |
| Topic | Any DawkinsNumber4 / xsqauder updates? |
| lww99 02/07/18 10:47:21 AM #21 | Dear lord the fact that he comes up so easily on google --- |
| Topic | To CEmen/gals who work 60+ hours a week |
| lww99 02/07/18 10:28:35 AM #24 | I did 60 hour works for about a year. Not something I enjoy doing, but can if I neeed the extra money. Three 15 hour days in a row, then two 9 hour days. I liked still having my weekends off. --- |
| Topic | Just signed up for Amazon Prime. |
| lww99 02/06/18 2:03:33 PM #2 | You cancel on the last day of the trial. But just go to your Amazon acct, then prime settings. --- |
| Topic | Man suffers brain hemorrhage after binging 25 energy drinks. now wants them band |
| lww99 02/06/18 1:50:37 PM #46 | You can also drink enough water to drown yourself from the inside out. Should we ban water? "Take everything with moderation, including moderation" --- |
| Topic | Colts linebacker Edwin Jackson killed by drunk driving deported illegal alien |
| lww99 02/06/18 12:25:32 PM #127 | Simple question: Would you have similar outrage if the driver was a --- |
| Topic | I ate chik fil a for the first time |
| lww99 02/06/18 11:50:13 AM #25 | Chick-fil-A is pretty dang good. I usually get the spicy chicken sandwich with cheese. --- |
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