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TopicWhy do you all hate the rapper NF?
mario2000
12/30/19 1:22:31 PM
#11
who

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TopicLargest quantifiable number?
mario2000
12/29/19 1:27:47 AM
#37
malenz posted...
fixed

yeah true

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TopicLargest quantifiable number?
mario2000
12/29/19 12:36:38 AM
#35
9~

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Topicpit bulls
mario2000
12/29/19 12:36:07 AM
#1
pit bulls

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TopicBill Cosby Accuses Eddie Murphy of 'Cooning' in Statement Regarding SNL Joke
mario2000
12/23/19 6:09:03 PM
#43
I'm sure Eddie Murphy really cares what an 80 year old rapist has to say about him.

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TopicSomeone donated 40,000 to a streamer girl for Christmas
mario2000
12/23/19 4:45:01 PM
#61
and of course the resident incels are steaming mad about this event which impacts their lives in no way

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TopicMy mom went and rescheduled my dentist appointment
mario2000
12/20/19 1:58:48 PM
#30
PK_Spam posted...
Im 25 >_>


yikes bro

take some control of your life

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TopicAre the Dark Souls games actually...fun?
mario2000
12/20/19 11:36:30 AM
#44
Yes

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TopicDeath Battle: All Might vs Might Guy
mario2000
12/19/19 10:52:00 AM
#4
glad to see i was right in my decision to unsub from death battle years ago

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TopicWhat objectively good things has trump done as president?
mario2000
12/19/19 10:35:10 AM
#34
Trickfinger posted...
He's not getting impeached lol

Uh he literally did

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TopicThe salt from the right is overflowing rn
mario2000
12/18/19 8:58:30 PM
#1
Cry more losers XMFD

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TopicJoe Rogan is too concerned about conservatives being deplatformed
mario2000
12/18/19 6:47:53 PM
#50
maybe conservatives should stop breaking the TOSes of the platforms they use

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TopicDo you think impeachment will backfire on the democrats?
mario2000
12/18/19 2:18:55 PM
#83
Kazi1212 posted...
Of course it will, Trump's poll numbers already looking better lately

They're crashing and burning so yeah they are looking better for the rest of us. Not good for Trump though.

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TopicFunny study discovers Baby Boomers actually much more sensitive than Millennials
mario2000
12/12/19 1:28:00 PM
#2
We didn't need a study to know this.

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TopicNew AVGN - Majora's Mask
mario2000
12/11/19 7:06:51 PM
#20
I love Game Grumps but I wish Dan had been a little more assertive with Arin and not just respond to everything he says with "yeah, uh-huh". Jon would push back and argue with him.

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Topicclimate girl bad
mario2000
12/11/19 6:09:06 PM
#1
climate girl bad

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TopicNew AVGN - Majora's Mask
mario2000
12/11/19 6:08:45 PM
#14
hoo boy

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TopicPresident Trump to face two articles of impeachment
mario2000
12/11/19 11:40:17 AM
#282
Wewillrocku posted...
why are you drawing attention to donald trump's race? or are you implying something?

what's it like not having reading comprehension

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TopicPresident Trump to face two articles of impeachment
mario2000
12/10/19 3:15:20 PM
#260
lmfao

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TopicPresident Trump to face two articles of impeachment
mario2000
12/10/19 11:45:32 AM
#137
darkjedilink posted...
What 'redhat tears?' Anyone without a case of TDS is laughing hysterically about this.

thx for the refill i was getting low

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TopicStefan Molyneux: 90% of Taylor Swift's eggs are already gone
mario2000
12/10/19 11:37:56 AM
#55
why are redhats so creepy towards women

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TopicPresident Trump to face two articles of impeachment
mario2000
12/10/19 11:36:40 AM
#121
don't mind me just drinking a big ol cup of redhat tears rn

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TopicStudents hand out fake n-word passes
mario2000
12/09/19 6:45:29 PM
#48
poor papa john, won't someone think of the millionaires

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TopicStudents hand out fake n-word passes
mario2000
12/09/19 5:33:02 PM
#38
KILBOTz posted...
He was president of South Africa until 1999...

maybe in an alternate reality

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TopicStudents hand out fake n-word passes
mario2000
12/09/19 5:29:53 PM
#36
KILBOTz posted...
Nelson Mandela died in 2013.

that's not right, he definitely died sometime in the 80's

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TopicStudents hand out fake n-word passes
mario2000
12/09/19 3:52:06 PM
#17
KILBOTz posted...
Gotta be. Need to educate the kids. Only black people can make a valid n-pass, and that pass is only valid around that black person. Unless it was given by Al Sharpton or Nelson Mandela. Then it is a global pass.

passes given by nelson mandela are worth millions these days considering he has been dead for several decades

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TopicStudents hand out fake n-word passes
mario2000
12/09/19 3:45:01 PM
#10
tremain07 posted...
the sad thing is, you probably could make money selling racial slur passes to idiots like this

hmmm *lightbulb goes off over head*

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TopicStudents hand out fake n-word passes
mario2000
12/09/19 3:31:46 PM
#1
https://www.9news.com/amp/article/news/local/students-hand-out-fake-n-word-passes/73-08b1147a-77d3-47d7-b4f8-af1b3b6f06d6

I like how the headline implies that there are real n-word passes.

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TopicJob growth soars, earnings up, unemployment lowest in 50 years
mario2000
12/06/19 2:03:08 PM
#111
dark lancer posted...
If you didn't elect Obama we wouldn't have Trump.

It's funny to me how Democrats consider McCain a saint now when they hated him back in 2008.

"It's your fault I voted for the racist manchild"

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TopicJob growth soars, earnings up, unemployment lowest in 50 years
mario2000
12/06/19 11:35:35 AM
#60
Thanks Obama!

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Topiclmao @ this startup, Pizzaro, that sells a $400 pizza, being blown the FUCK out
mario2000
12/05/19 9:45:27 PM
#1
One of the most lavishly funded gadget startups in Silicon Valley last year was Pizzaro Inc. It makes a Pizza machine. The product was an unlikely pick for top technology investors, but they were drawn to the idea of an internet-connected device that transforms single-serving packets of chopped meats and vegetables into a refreshing and healthy pizza.

Doug Evans, the companys founder, would compare himself with Steve Jobs in his pursuit of pizzas perfection. He declared that his Pizza press wields four tons of forceenough to lift two Teslas, he said. Googles venture capital arm and other backers poured about $120 million into the startup. Pizzaro sells the machine for $400, plus the cost of individual Pizza packs delivered weekly. Tech blogs have dubbed it a Keurig for Pizza.

But after the product hit the market, some investors were surprised to discover a much cheaper alternative: You can squeeze the Pizzaro bags with your bare hands. Two backers said the final device was bulkier than what was originally pitched and that they were puzzled to find that customers could achieve similar results without it. Bloomberg performed its own press test, pitting a Pizzaro machine against a reporters grip. The experiment found that squeezing the bag yields nearly the same amount of Pizza just as quicklyand in some cases, fasterthan using the device.

Pizzaro declined to comment. A person close to the company said Pizzaro is aware the packs can be squeezed by hand but that most people would prefer to use the machine because the process is more consistent and less messy. The device also reads a QR code printed on the back of each topping pack and checks the source against an online database to ensure the contents havent expired or been recalled, the person said. The expiration date is also printed on the pack.

The creator of Pizzaro is something of a luminary in the world of pizzas. In 2002, Evans helped start Organic Avenue, a chain of Pizza bars selling cold-pizza concoctions in glass jars. The New York franchise drew rave reviews from the likes of Gwyneth Paltrow. After working on the business for a decade, Evans sold controlling interest to an investor, who pushed him out. The company lumbered toward bankruptcy as Evans got to work on his next project.

Evans, 50, follows a diet of mostly raw pizza dough. Technology was a new thing for him, but he picked it up quickly. He said he spent about three years building a dozen prototypes before devising Pizzaros patent-pending press. In an interview with technology website Recode, he likened his work to the invention of a mainstream personal computer by Apples Jobs. There are 400 custom parts in here, Evans told Recode. Theres a scanner; theres a microprocessor; theres a wireless chip, wireless antenna.

In fundraising meetings, Evans promised a revolutionary machine capable of squeezing large chunks of fruits and vegetables, said two people who agreed to invest in the company. Evans secured funding in 2014 by showing 3D-printed renderings of the product without a working prototype, said the people, who asked not to be identified because they signed nondisclosure agreements.

Kleiner Perkins Caufield & Byers joined Alphabet Inc. and others in funding Pizzaro. Evanss subscription model had hit on a sweet spot for venture capitalists, said Brian Frank, who invests in food-tech companies through his FTW Ventures fund. The successes of Nespresso and Dollar Shave Club have made VCs eager to chase such deals, he said. Investors are very intrigued by businesses that combine the one-time sale of hardware that ends up leading to repeat purchases of consumable packages, said Frank, who doesnt own Pizzaro shares.

But after the products introduction last year, at least two Pizzaro investors were taken aback after finding the packs could be squeezed by hand. They also said the machine was much bigger than what Evans had proposed. One of the investors said they were frustrated with how the company didnt deliver on the original pitch and that their venture firm wouldnt have met with Evans if he were hawking bags of Pizza that didnt require high-priced hardware. Pizzaro didnt broadly disclose to investors or employees that packs can be hand squeezed, said four people with knowledge of the matter.

Doug Chertok, a Pizzaro investor, said he figured it out on his own. There is no doubt the packs can be squeezed without the machine, he said. Im still a huge fan. Chertok, whose Vast Ventures is also a backer of popular organic restaurant chain Sweetgreen, said Pizzaros approach to delivering cheap organic topping could be valuable. He said the company is a platform for a new model of food delivery, where fresh fruits and veggies are delivered regularly to the home. Pizzaro is still figuring out its sweet spot, he said. I have no doubt that theyll be very successful.

Built on the promise of technology, Pizzaro was among the top-funded U.S. hardware startups in 2016. But in October, Evans was replaced as chief executive officer by Jeff Dunn, a former president at Coca-Cola Co. A few months later, Pizzaro dropped the price of the machine to $400 from $700. Its very difficult to differentiate yourself in the food and beverage sector, said Kurt Jetta, who runs retail and consumer data firm Tabs Analytics. Entrepreneurs may be tempted to have a technology angle when its not really there.

Evans is now chairman of the startups board. The company sells topping packs for $5 to $8 but limits sales to owners of Pizzaro hardware. The products were only available in three states until Tuesday, when the company expanded to 17. Packs cant be shipped long distances because the contents are perishable.

Pizzaro has managed to find a niche at high-end hotels and restaurants. Workers from seven businesses that own Pizzaro machines said they like the product because the disposable packs can be discarded with minimal cleanup. All seven said they didnt know Pizzaro packs could be squeezed by hand. In Bloombergs squeeze tests, hands did the job quicker, but the device was slightly more thorough. Reporters were able to wring 7.5 ounces of Pizza in a minute and a half. The machine yielded 8 ounces in about two minutes.

Kippy Williams, owner of Kippys Organic Non-Dairy Ice Cream Shop in Los Angeles and Toyko, said she purchased her Pizzaro late last year for $1,200. (Pizzaro charges businesses a premium, she said.) Williams, a self-proclaimed health-food evangelist, said shed like to see the company sell packs by themselves to people who cant afford the device. It would be great if they offered people the opportunity to buy the packs and press them by hand, she said. I want Pizza for every man, woman and child.

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TopicMurderer sues parents of victim
mario2000
12/05/19 3:37:32 PM
#33
JTekashiro posted...
You guys are aware that OJ was found to have murdered Nicole and Ron in a civil court, right? OJ being a killer is literally in the public record. It isn't up for debate.

shh don't tell them

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TopicMurderer sues parents of victim
mario2000
12/05/19 1:04:23 PM
#22
Zeus posted...
Considering that the court already cleared his actions as self-defense, your title is flat-out deceptive. And if his claims are true about the witness being swapped, that's some pretty serious shit.


yes and OJ was innocent

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TopicMurderer sues parents of victim
mario2000
12/05/19 1:03:53 PM
#21
its 2019 and there are still zimmerman defenders

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TopicMurderer sues parents of victim
mario2000
12/05/19 1:03:21 PM
#20
Only in America can a murderer sue his victims.

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TopicStill can't believe that a 16-year-old girl bothered conservatives so much.
mario2000
12/04/19 12:54:28 PM
#102
Caution998 posted...
some kid standing in front of some guy beating a drum isn't being "part of a racism squad"


No, them being MAGAts is being part of a racism squad.

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TopicStill can't believe that a 16-year-old girl bothered conservatives so much.
mario2000
12/04/19 12:30:44 PM
#92
TomNook20 posted...
Bunch of people getting buttmad at a kid for no good reason. Seems pretty straightforward to me.


Harassing and intimidating an elderly minority while being part of a racism squad is "no good reason", ok boomer.

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TopicStill can't believe that a 16-year-old girl bothered conservatives so much.
mario2000
12/04/19 11:30:24 AM
#83
Kolibri X posted...
I love these topics. Just a bunch of panicky Petes literally pissing and shitting themselves over forces out of their control while being unwilling to drastically scale back their lifestyles to the point where it might actually make a difference, but probably wouldn't anyways.


https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/330/819/e47.png

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TopicStill can't believe that a 16-year-old girl bothered conservatives so much.
mario2000
12/04/19 10:56:27 AM
#69
boomers hate being told they're wrong by kids

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TopicKamala has dropped out
mario2000
12/03/19 4:36:21 PM
#92
SatsuiNoPlatano posted...
The white liberal playbook hard at work. Stan for Harris on social media, but only for the optics, while they force their darling candidate (mayor Pete) to the front of the line, his questionable relationship with black voters be damned


User Info: SatsuiNoPlatano
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Topicgynecologists are transphobic
mario2000
12/03/19 4:08:01 PM
#43
I'm still not entirely convinced that this person isn't a performance troll.

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TopicHolocaust-denying homophobe running for office in St. Pete
mario2000
12/03/19 10:47:26 AM
#8
UnholyMudcrab posted...
How about we not write news articles about people like this


Fuck no. These people need to be known and exposed.

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TopicYouTube confirms it has removed some Trump campaign ads
mario2000
12/02/19 6:41:42 PM
#44
CableZL posted...
All ads should be removed, imo



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TopicUS economy losing billions because foreign students aren't enrolling
mario2000
12/02/19 2:05:51 PM
#6
republicans: "we hate foreigners, foreigners stay out"

also republicans: "why don't foreigners want to come and spend money here?!"

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TopicRate this Yugioh card idea: Saggi, the Dark Clown of Demise.
mario2000
12/02/19 12:16:22 PM
#5
can his last name be balzac

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TopicATTN: People that are deep frying turkeys this year
mario2000
11/27/19 1:03:56 AM
#4
p disappointed at the dry ice

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