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TopicDo you have a videogame tattoo?
pres_madagascar
08/02/18 12:18:23 AM
#11
Yes, I have the hitman game logo on me, since it's modified fleur de lis, which is rhe symbol of where I grew up, st. Louis.
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TopicEx Machina, watch or nah?
pres_madagascar
08/01/18 10:51:08 PM
#7
TopicEx Machina, watch or nah?
pres_madagascar
08/01/18 10:50:55 PM
#5
Everything that director does is worth watching.
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TopicParis Hilton needs a come back
pres_madagascar
08/01/18 3:36:36 AM
#4
She has a new TV show coming out on vice land..
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TopicBeing gender profiled by car insurance companies is fucking whack.
pres_madagascar
08/01/18 3:34:24 AM
#5
Esrac posted...
Yeah.

I hear Root car insurance is a new alternative. Apparently they accept or reject you based on your personal driving habits that they observe through an app for a couple weeks.

FYI, they dock you for going any more than 5 over the limit
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TopicThis email I got just now...
pres_madagascar
08/01/18 12:31:39 AM
#1
mTbcHHW

You buy your SO something one time and next thing you know you get emails about anal fun.
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TopicWell it looks like MoviePass is officially done.
pres_madagascar
07/30/18 10:56:20 PM
#20
TopicWell it looks like MoviePass is officially done.
pres_madagascar
07/30/18 8:59:50 PM
#3
TopicI can't believe a company is selling a product with THE N-WORD on it in 2018
pres_madagascar
07/30/18 8:57:30 PM
#3
*has known negro meant black in Spanish since elementary school*
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TopicBringing Roseanne back is the greatest fail of 2018.
pres_madagascar
07/30/18 8:55:27 PM
#21
StarKnight23 posted...
A bunch of nobodies got a second chance.

Big F confirmed

John hoodman is not a nobody
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TopicIs it okay sleep in my car with the engine running and A/C on?
pres_madagascar
07/30/18 7:23:07 PM
#6
You and your car will be fine. Our delivery drivers at work nap in their cars while idling all rhe time.
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TopicSo, replaying mass effect andromeda for some reason.
pres_madagascar
07/30/18 1:02:46 PM
#11
Like, I enjoy playing Sarah, running with my gurl power squad(me, Cora, vetra), but goddamn does her constant smile really put me off sometimes. Like, she's being told someone is dead and is smiling.
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TopicWhy are some full grown adults scared of flying on airplanes
pres_madagascar
07/30/18 12:52:46 PM
#27
Muffinz0rz posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
The thing that never ceases to amaze me is how many people freak rhe fuck out on planes when they hear the fly by wire system automatically adjusting.

I have yet to take a flight in the last ten years where I haven't had to explain fly by wire to people.

What is that

Basically the plane drives itself with computers more or less. The sound of what sounds like gears, is the cables adjusting.
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TopicWhy are some full grown adults scared of flying on airplanes
pres_madagascar
07/30/18 11:28:21 AM
#7
The thing that never ceases to amaze me is how many people freak rhe fuck out on planes when they hear the fly by wire system automatically adjusting.

I have yet to take a flight in the last ten years where I haven't had to explain fly by wire to people.
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TopicAll elephants are overweight.
pres_madagascar
07/30/18 11:13:23 AM
#8
Still better creatures than most humans though
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TopicIt's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer!
pres_madagascar
07/30/18 11:11:53 AM
#13
That movie came on basic network TV the other day. It wasn't even the same movie, censored.
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TopicThe Last Moments of Elisa Lam
pres_madagascar
07/30/18 11:10:59 AM
#22
These cases, while creepy, are more than likely accidental or intentional suicides, but humans love to make everything a conspiracy.
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TopicWhat is it about summer that makes coke so much better?
pres_madagascar
07/30/18 1:30:40 AM
#1
TopicDo you have big or small balls?
pres_madagascar
07/30/18 1:27:07 AM
#28
TopicSo, replaying mass effect andromeda for some reason.
pres_madagascar
07/30/18 1:25:46 AM
#10
Assault rifles are useless FYI. Shotguns, snipers,are where tits at.
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TopicSo, replaying mass effect andromeda for some reason.
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 9:51:41 PM
#7
Oh first time I played Scott, now I'm Sarah. Scott got shafted on romances except for Cora.
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TopicSo, replaying mass effect andromeda for some reason.
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 9:50:03 PM
#5
TopicSo, replaying mass effect andromeda for some reason.
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 9:02:56 PM
#4
Drumiester posted...
I enjoyed it overall, it's just those first few hours are such a drag. Once it really gets going, it gets going!

Agreed. Once you're on eos it kind of picks up and really picks up after. The combat is just so damn fun, especially as vanguard.
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TopicSo, replaying mass effect andromeda for some reason.
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 8:33:24 PM
#1
First time through I went the boring soldier route.

This time I'm going hard in the vanguard paint. Shit is way more fun.

The game in its current form is actually a fun game, especially since it's basically always on sale for $10.

It's a real shame because it has the best gameplay in the series, but a completely Forgettable story.

If it wasn't a mass effect game, it'd be a solid 8/10 game right now, but as a masseffect game, it loses points.
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TopicKevin Smith teases his biggest project ever... Guardians 3??
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 11:57:33 AM
#9
AlecSkorpio posted...
Starlord: "37 dicks! Gamora sucked 37 dicks!"

Drax: "In a row?"

Would Watch
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TopicRate this ass
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 11:52:52 AM
#37
TopicAnyone else feel like our ways to consume media are going in a circle?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 10:22:48 AM
#3
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
That's exactly what's happening mad as asscar.

I want an ass car.
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TopicMost math teachers are bad
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 10:22:07 AM
#10
MrK3V posted...
I'm pretty sure I was so bad at my math that my tutor needed a tutor

It took me three tries to pass geometry, two tries for algebra 1, and two tries for algebra 2. That's the highest I got. But I did it.

I honestly can't do math. The way to understand it is not a way my brain enjoys thinking.

It's fucked up but my brain has an easier time grasping abstract concepts, but logical ones are batshit to me
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TopicAnyone else feel like our ways to consume media are going in a circle?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 10:19:41 AM
#1
We went from bundled cable and satellite packages, to streaming services. Now everyone and their mom is making a streaming service, and people don't like how scattered they are getting again.

Will we end up with "streaming bundles" now?
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TopicAre Chinese tourists really this bad?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 10:15:22 AM
#29
RE_expert44 posted...
Seems like all tourists are fucked up.

Nope. The Japanese are respectful as fuck when they travel.
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TopicFam, NEVER microwave a glass dish!
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 9:08:03 AM
#2
TopicAre Chinese tourists really this bad?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 9:07:34 AM
#25
tremain07 posted...
Americans shitting on Hawaii is nothing new, they stole the country to use as their personal playground after all.

You mean sugar plantation.
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TopicI really need to up my alcohol tolerance, and quick. How?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 9:05:11 AM
#26
SSJCAT posted...
there are things that will keep you awake past the point of blacking out and keep going. but I wouldnt suggest those lol

Well, one of those may be a thing >_>
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TopicI really need to up my alcohol tolerance, and quick. How?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 8:28:34 AM
#17
TopicAre Chinese tourists really this bad?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 8:27:11 AM
#18
MasterOfSex posted...
pres_madagascar posted...
tremain07 posted...
American and Chinese tourists are without a doubt the worse, an American tourist will destroy your landmarks and throw a shit fit if they aren't be catered to in a place of business but a Chinese tourist, they really give no shits about respecting the place they're visiting, there was a story awhile back about a group of them throwing rocks at sleeping Kangaroos because they wanted to see them jump a while back, one of the animals died from it.

Basically, Americans are arrogant dicks who think they own the place while Chinese tourists act like bratty children who think that place was specifically made for them.

Incorrect on Americans. They did a poll not too long ago that found that in terms of westerners, the most hated are the brits, for being "loud and bothersome".


which site was the poll held on? An american site? Wow what a surprise that the americans are not chosen

Actually, it was a poll on a Dutch website lol
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TopicBest Final Fantasy?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 8:26:30 AM
#22
TopicI really need to up my alcohol tolerance, and quick. How?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 8:23:36 AM
#13
Raikuro posted...
Why is low tolerance such a bad thing, means you don't have to spend nearly as much to get drunk

Well, it's going to be four days of partying with very little sleeping.
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TopicI really need to up my alcohol tolerance, and quick. How?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 8:22:50 AM
#10
alt_no_1_loves posted...
Why not just like, not get trashed? Or stay a lightweight so you can drink a little and feel it a lot, without consuming the calories, excess alcohol, spending the money, etc. etc. This sounds like an opportunity.

It's specifically a trip with come coworker friends of mine, to get fucked up and blow off steam. The whole point of the trip is to party.
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TopicI really need to up my alcohol tolerance, and quick. How?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 8:21:56 AM
#6
Maybe I'll just make a big ass pitcher of long Island and just drink that all the time lol
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Topicwhy do feminists focus on petty issues so much?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 8:20:59 AM
#141
WafflehouseJK posted...
... Shouldn't the push then instead be for less sexist clothing mandates/allowing women to wear suits or longer sleeved clothing to work instead of complaining about the airconditioning?

I feel like they're going after the wrong thing there.

The kicker is, women want to wear cute clothes usually. They don't want to wear more clothing, they want to wear their cute outfits and not be cold.
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TopicShould parents be able to euthanize their disabled children?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 8:17:33 AM
#49
This topic title honestly made me sad. Legitimately.

My nephew has autism and he's probably my favorite person on earth. The thought of him having been unwanted makes me sad.
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TopicI really need to up my alcohol tolerance, and quick. How?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 8:16:09 AM
#1
I basically stopped drinking for a year, no particular reason, just did. Used to drink heavily back in the day.
Well, I have a pretty wild Vegas trip coming up labor day weekend, and last night I had like 4 or 5 shots of Jack and was fucking hammered.

I also have lost 50lbs. So I'm a total lightweight now.

There's no way I can do Vegas like this. How the fuck can I get my tolerance up by August 30th?

Should I just basically binge drink all month?
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TopicThe perfect girl but she %100 precent believes Alex Jones
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 8:12:08 AM
#2
No thank you. I'd rather rub one out with sandpaper than ever even talk to someone who falls for that shit.
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TopicAre Chinese tourists really this bad?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 8:03:06 AM
#14
tremain07 posted...
American and Chinese tourists are without a doubt the worse, an American tourist will destroy your landmarks and throw a shit fit if they aren't be catered to in a place of business but a Chinese tourist, they really give no shits about respecting the place they're visiting, there was a story awhile back about a group of them throwing rocks at sleeping Kangaroos because they wanted to see them jump a while back, one of the animals died from it.

Basically, Americans are arrogant dicks who think they own the place while Chinese tourists act like bratty children who think that place was specifically made for them.

Incorrect on Americans. They did a poll not too long ago that found that in terms of westerners, the most hated are the brits, for being "loud and bothersome".
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TopicAnyone else wake up choking on acid reflux in the middle of the night?
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 8:00:37 AM
#6
Don't eat before bed. Ever. I have Gerd too, and if I eat before bed, I will wake up miserable.
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TopicIt was a heat wave for basically 3 or 4 weeks, now it's raining.
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 7:58:44 AM
#10
I'm from Missouri originally, so swamp ass is a thing I'm well aware of.

Now im in Arizona.
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TopicFacebook giving me pics of ass snow.
pres_madagascar
07/29/18 7:57:09 AM
#3
DrizztLink posted...
I expected Jon Snow's ass.

Because of you I now have "Jon snow ass" in my Google history.
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