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TopicWatching Avatar the last airbender. Why are the fire nation evil/the bad guys?
stoltenberg11
01/27/20 2:53:16 PM
#291
Hate is a strong word. I just thought it was a better show after that.

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TopicWatching Avatar the last airbender. Why are the fire nation evil/the bad guys?
stoltenberg11
01/27/20 12:40:52 AM
#289
I feel like book one was a little too episodic until the end, and the more serialized books 2 and 3 allowed the show to really shine.

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TopicWatching Avatar the last airbender. Why are the fire nation evil/the bad guys?
stoltenberg11
01/12/20 3:10:52 AM
#239
Machete out of nowhere with a tryhard funny post.

Sokka does have way too many love interests for being a dork most of the time. Aang should have gotten at least one, and Katara gets jealous because of it. Actually I rthink I kind of remember this happening somewhere in the series.

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TopicWhat is the worst Star Wars quote of all time?
stoltenberg11
01/08/20 6:15:34 PM
#70
Only the second and third gifs look silly.

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TopicWhat is the worst Star Wars quote of all time?
stoltenberg11
01/08/20 5:51:05 PM
#68
There's so many good choices. I think I have to go with "I'll try spinning, that's a neat trick!" and then his awful and fake sounding yelling right after that. Close second is Anakin ranting about the kiss that haunts him.

This is a fun topic. You should do Game of Thrones next tc.

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TopicWatching Avatar the last airbender. Why are the fire nation evil/the bad guys?
stoltenberg11
01/07/20 3:38:48 PM
#182
Bloodbending is the best episode

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TopicRemember Stroker & Hoop on Adult Swim?
stoltenberg11
12/29/19 9:02:37 PM
#5
stickin it to the woman too!

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TopicWhite girl upset over being given a black doll for Christmas
stoltenberg11
12/27/19 8:41:53 PM
#19
Lol maybe she just wanted a doll that looked like her. Kids can get very selfish when they don't get what they want on Christmas. Also who in the fuck videos and posts something like this in 2019?

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TopicC/D: The Rise of Skywalker villain should have been...
stoltenberg11
12/26/19 8:56:06 PM
#8
He probably makes more sense than Palpatine would have in ep 9, but it still wouldn't have been a good movie.

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TopicKathleen Kennedy ruined Star Wars. who the fuck is she anyway. what good movie
stoltenberg11
12/26/19 8:19:20 PM
#19
What's the point of this topic? That she was involved with some good stuff in the past? The new Star Wars movies suck regardless of what else she's done.

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TopicWoman Says Her Relationship With Boeing Passenger Jet Is 'Physical'
stoltenberg11
12/26/19 1:16:40 AM
#58
averagejoel posted...
does anyone else remember when an airline posted a picture to twitter of a naked woman with a model airplane inside her?

that's what this made me think of
wut

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Topic1993 Nightcrawler vs 2019 Nightcrawler
stoltenberg11
12/26/19 12:46:47 AM
#3
How is any single drop of ocean water uniquely different form any other drop

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TopicJudi Dench says her Cats character is trans
stoltenberg11
12/25/19 2:43:24 PM
#20
spikethedevil posted...
Literally started on the west end in London.
And yet they don't care anymore

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TopicJudi Dench says her Cats character is trans
stoltenberg11
12/25/19 2:35:03 PM
#17
spikethedevil posted...
Ah youre trolling, fair enough. Its latest run was in 2016. And its the 4th most popular of all time going by google.
nobody outside of NYC cares though

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TopicThe original Japanese is the best version of Dragon Ball Z
stoltenberg11
12/25/19 1:47:57 PM
#13
Faulconer music>>>>>>>>

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Topic18 year old's life is basically over because of medical malpractice
stoltenberg11
12/24/19 9:56:56 PM
#21
goddamn her mom looks the same age as her

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TopicStar Wars fans will accept Disney canon just as Marvel fans did
stoltenberg11
12/24/19 9:48:40 PM
#5
I'm hoping Disney releases some quality content in the future that doesn't tie in at all to the ST so I can more easily dismiss it from my headcanon

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TopicWhats da GREATEST most significant betrayal in fiction?
stoltenberg11
12/24/19 1:59:38 PM
#23
"Jamie Lannister sends his regards."

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TopicWho was the biggest villain to the Star Wars franchise?
stoltenberg11
12/23/19 10:38:30 PM
#22
MachineJaipur posted...
JJ Abrams did exactly what you would expect JJ to do.

Mystery boxes and not knowing how to end anything
That doesn't make him not a villian though. He is more culpable than Rian imo

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Topicapparently, these posters are from a drug prevention campaign in Norway
stoltenberg11
12/23/19 8:05:06 PM
#49
Why are people responding to obvious troll duncan

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TopicIs Star Wars dead?
stoltenberg11
12/23/19 5:10:53 PM
#13
Nah someone with an actual vision will come along eventually and make good movies again. Or an epic scale TV show. Personally I hope it's the latter since movies have too many storytelling constraints.

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TopicOK Star Wars fans, lets be nerds. What nonplot things did the sequels get wrong?
stoltenberg11
12/23/19 4:59:32 PM
#32
PokemonYoutube posted...
There is no way that there's anything left of the second Death Star after it exploded. Especially not the huge chunks they show in the movie.
And there's no way they didn't kick up enough dust when they crashed to start a global winter
And there's no way they didn't further break into even smaller parts when they crashed
And there's no way Rey was able to navigate the ruins to get to the Emperor's throne room that fast
And there's no way Finn and Poe were able to cross that ocean with those massive ass waves
And there's no way that they were able to find Rey so easily
And there's no way Kylo found an intact Tie Fighter to fly away in after Rey stole his
And there's no way etc. etc.

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TopicOK Star Wars fans, lets be nerds. What nonplot things did the sequels get wrong?
stoltenberg11
12/23/19 4:50:45 PM
#30
darkphoenix181 posted...
I looked it up, so basically like the Christian trinity?
It's a plot contrivance that saved the writers from having to write an actual good story

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TopicMy cat fell asleep so we covered him eith items
stoltenberg11
12/23/19 4:28:39 PM
#11
TheFAQKing posted...
He joined us in the bathroom during activity time hes just chillin tbh
lol

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TopicSomeone donated 40,000 to a streamer girl for Christmas
stoltenberg11
12/23/19 4:10:39 PM
#51
Why give money to a streamer girl when there are literally hundreds of homeless people

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TopicThe Rise of Skywalker rt user score has stayed at 86% despite being rated lower
stoltenberg11
12/23/19 1:43:32 AM
#16
KillerSlaw posted...
I'm not convinced that normal people would give enough of a shit to take the time to rate a movie on Rotten Tomatoes tbqh.
I tried but they wanted me to make an account so I noped out. Not that I'm surprised, but I don't care enough to make an account.

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TopicEvery hot girl I see with a boyfriend has a dog on a leash
stoltenberg11
12/23/19 12:17:59 AM
#3
Wait was the dog on a leash supposed to be the boyfriend

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TopicWatching Avatar the last airbender. Why are the fire nation evil/the bad guys?
stoltenberg11
12/23/19 12:16:41 AM
#116
I'm kinda excited for you to get there finally

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

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TopicHow would you rank all the Star Wars movies now?
stoltenberg11
12/22/19 11:01:02 PM
#27
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Bad art should make you mad. Especially bad art that piggybacks on actually good art.
I think you're sufficiently mad for the both of us

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TopicHow would you rank all the Star Wars movies now?
stoltenberg11
12/22/19 9:57:46 PM
#24
Cool angrynerd opinion bro

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TopicHow would you rank all the Star Wars movies now?
stoltenberg11
12/22/19 9:38:08 PM
#22
5 and 4
R1
6
3, 1, and 2(no especially strong feelings here)
7 (I feel like individually it's the best movie of the ST but I dislike it more than the others because of its unoriginallity and invalidation of 6)
8
9

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TopicCan Star Wars fans explain some things for me? *new movie spoilers*
stoltenberg11
12/22/19 1:57:24 PM
#3
  1. Nope. Not sure where it came form either or why it needs to exist.
  2. One was Luke's, the other was Leia's. They explained it in a scene.
  3. Might have to look that up on wookiepedia. Otherwise it's just a cool, different colored saber.
  4. Fan backlash? I really don't know.
  5. Cuz he's stronger than we could have possibly imagined now

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TopicWho here has seen the new star wars movie?
stoltenberg11
12/22/19 3:44:22 AM
#34
I watched it. It wasn't a good story by any means but it was ok and if you're the type of person who likes fast paced over the top stuff you might like it. It kind of reminded me of a studio trigger production, but not as good and also not what I watch star wars for so that further dampens my enjoyment of it. But I've come to accept that the sequel trilogy just wasn't made for the type of fan I am. Hopefully in the future Disney can release some more serious and grounded movies and TV shows so that my star wars enjoying days aren't done because it's one of my favorite fictional universes.

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TopicWhy don't the Star Wars movies go into the neutral side of the force?
stoltenberg11
12/22/19 2:34:33 AM
#99
I get what tc is saying. They want a force user that isn't portrayed as classical good or evil. I think a character or too like that would be interesting as well, in a series of movies or a TV series. It's a different kind of way to tell stories in the star wars universe but I like both the star wars universe and morally ambiguous characters so I'd like to see it tried out. Not sure I think Disney can pull it off though lol

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TopicWatching Avatar the last airbender. Why are the fire nation evil/the bad guys?
stoltenberg11
12/20/19 11:44:47 PM
#112
If the Fire nation gain the power of flight to their war... god help us all.
weren't the fire nation using zepplins when they assaulted the air nomads?

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TopicMeat poll
stoltenberg11
12/19/19 7:03:04 AM
#2
pulled pork>>>

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TopicWhich season would you get rid of forever?
stoltenberg11
12/19/19 7:01:34 AM
#4
Fall I guess

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TopicSomeone pls explain Halo Reach mp to me
stoltenberg11
12/19/19 2:03:44 AM
#18
Dinoblasters is great. He's trippin hard.

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TopicDaisy Ridley is great if you LOVE forehead and hate tits and ass.
stoltenberg11
12/19/19 1:48:50 AM
#8
She's great if you like slimer, athletic girls. She has a cute face too

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TopicWhen you hear "boogie" what do you think of?
stoltenberg11
12/19/19 1:07:48 AM
#33
Boogie Cousins

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TopicIf you had to give up video games or movies and tv shows forever, which do
stoltenberg11
12/19/19 1:07:00 AM
#10
If I gave up video games I'd have so much time to do other 'better' things. Giving up movies and TV feels like removing yourself from society almost

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TopicABC makes video about ''Latinx'' musician, comments are all about the title
stoltenberg11
12/19/19 12:52:47 AM
#22
Above all else it's a stupid term because it doesn't even sound good to say.

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TopicConcern trolling.
stoltenberg11
12/18/19 11:53:02 PM
#140
This topic is the virtual embodiment of the decline of gamefaqs

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TopicWhat is the game of the decade, CE?
stoltenberg11
12/17/19 9:20:15 PM
#67
In terms of influence either LoL or Minecraft. Tbh despite coming out after I might still have put Fortnite on over Pubg. Feels like Pubg just kind of went away after a year and Fortnite is a cultural phenomenon.

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TopicIts crazy that the best Star Wars movies Disney has done are 2 spin offs
stoltenberg11
12/17/19 8:32:43 PM
#17
DarthAragorn posted...
I think the cast and crew did all they could

Just had shit writing as a foundation
Well yeah i mostly meant the producers and directors. They were shareholder slaves who made focus group movies. No hate to the actors and production techies.

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TopicIts crazy that the best Star Wars movies Disney has done are 2 spin offs
stoltenberg11
12/17/19 8:20:25 PM
#10
Gobstoppers12 posted...
And they did hire a passionate cast and crew.
no they didnt

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TopicWhich one is your favorite seinfeld episode?
stoltenberg11
12/17/19 8:19:28 PM
#9
The one where George always has to have a clap back, or the one with the overdue book and his old gym teacher

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TopicWatched Attack of the Clones for the first time in years.
stoltenberg11
12/17/19 8:07:10 PM
#58
HylianFox posted...
"Jango shoots her, but not the two Jedi"
"Jango also uses a highly specialized poison dart that's easy to trace, by some greasy bartender no less"
It's possible he was being instructed to not kill them and lure them to Kamino maybe.

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TopicWatched Attack of the Clones for the first time in years.
stoltenberg11
12/17/19 4:31:50 PM
#51
Trelve posted...
Watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett Luke!

Did I ever tell you l fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her. Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew! Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senators room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we we weren't watching her at all but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms not the robot in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time!

Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner! Luckily it didn't have a self destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of sniper blaster and only her instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us with a rocket or something then he escaped with his tiny jetpack.

Luckily for the senator my good friend Dexterr Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Courscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.
Yeah there's a lot of potential bad movie logic here but it all assumed Jango wasn't also in on the plot

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