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simpsons always made beer look tasty and as a child I couldn't wait to drink it.
Philoktetes1705/18 4:45pm
Why are poor people so bitter?
Philoktetes305/17 9:38pm
i only care about two things
Philoktetes205/17 4:22pm
My brother's office is passing some guy's resume around for laughs
Philoktetes905/16 11:21pm
would you eat this chicago style za
Philoktetes1105/16 1:11am
we all know Mario is the most powerful videogame character but imagine this:
Philoktetes205/15 1:54am
Some people are way too judgmental about what other people eat.
Philoktetes905/13 4:34pm
Wore a video game tshirt to work and now I might get fired
Philoktetes3505/12 9:04pm
It takes five machines five minutes to make five widgets.
Philoktetes1505/12 7:03pm
an important message for all millennials
Philoktetes405/12 4:27pm
Not horribly out of shape, but. . .subway diet.
Philoktetes1705/10 10:06pm
joke: Brian from family guy and Scar from The Lion King are watching TV
Philoktetes2205/10 7:25pm
you know what's fucked up about Shrek
Philoktetes705/10 2:12pm
So I made this girl quit her job yesterday...
Philoktetes1405/10 12:20pm
Whats the worst part about attending a feminist picnic?
Philoktetes405/10 12:39am
females complain so much about childbirth but are only in labor for a few hours
Philoktetes405/09 5:37pm
i finally realize I am high IQ
Philoktetes105/09 1:13pm
I think I inadvertently met my girlfriend's physical boyfriend today.
Philoktetes1005/09 11:53am
When remembering what network carried what TV show
Philoktetes405/07 9:08am
what's it like to go to the movies with a girl
Philoktetes1305/07 7:48am
Women: "I just can't find a good man!"
Philoktetes4805/06 9:36pm
a survey of 2000 females
Philoktetes1105/06 6:30pm
Brazzers recruiter tried to recruit me at gym
Philoktetes1305/06 5:06pm
there are 10 types of people in the world
Philoktetes305/06 3:17pm
typical female hypocrisy
Philoktetes805/06 2:35pm
It's Saturday tomorrow; don't order delivery before noon
Philoktetes205/06 5:25am
is it possible to do a hadouken in irl life
Philoktetes205/05 7:34pm
Contrary to popular belief, humans do not breathe in air.
Philoktetes1205/05 6:21pm
would you eat these ham roll ups
Philoktetes405/05 2:09pm
would you eat this ice soup
Philoktetes605/05 2:06pm
Anytime I fuck a new chick she instantly becomes addicted to me.
Philoktetes205/05 12:34pm
Parents Upset Over New Nintendo Console
Philoktetes505/04 6:03pm
I just found out that "Starship Troopers" is actually a parody.
Philoktetes3305/04 5:22pm
>300 word essay due at 11:59pm that I haven't started yet
Philoktetes405/04 4:58pm
I was planning on recording The Sopranos
Philoktetes105/04 2:04pm
"fleek" is officially no longer cool
Philoktetes605/04 10:30am
I broke my friend's weed smoker
Philoktetes1705/02 6:14pm
Is there any product sadder than Viagra single packs?
Philoktetes105/02 6:51am
Confirm or deny these statements:
Philoktetes105/01 4:55pm
would you visit jurassic park with this female
Philoktetes205/01 8:00am
why is it ok for rappers to objectify women but not video game nerds
Philoktetes405/01 5:16am
dick tracy goes to a furry convention
Philoktetes404/30 11:23am
Is it possible for a human to survive eating only dirt and water like a worm?
Philoktetes804/30 9:39am
so where are you going to watch the NFL draft?
Philoktetes4904/27 9:32pm
never throw out an old comb
Philoktetes704/27 1:14pm
Disney ruined Doug
Philoktetes1804/24 11:07pm
it's gonna be lulzy when billy mays gets older and does life alert commercials
Philoktetes2204/24 4:49am
the problem with millennials
Philoktetes10704/23 2:52pm
Forrest Gump meets Smoke E. The Bear
Philoktetes204/21 2:55am
boy I tell you, my wife is such a bad cook
Philoktetes504/21 2:52am
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