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A facehugger is inside your house right now. WYD?
Pepys_Monster2311/17 3:58pm
Girls now consider Pete Davidson "average."
Pepys_Monster2411/17 10:18am
Do people with depression have a lower tolerance for depressing things, or...
Pepys_Monster1111/17 7:11am
If you were a billionaire, you could date the person you want.
Pepys_Monster1911/17 4:55am
Superficial reasons for a girl to reject a guy.
Pepys_Monster511/17 1:51am
My puppy did something incredible today.
Pepys_Monster611/16 11:23pm
Logitech G400s > Logitech G502 X
Pepys_Monster211/16 11:54am
Have you ever heard someone say "albeit" in real life?
Pepys_Monster2311/15 11:19am
Remember when you had self-esteem and hope for the future?
Pepys_Monster1111/15 10:54am
I bought a $290 carpet cleaner because my dog likes to pee on my carpet.
Pepys_Monster2111/14 12:02pm
Thinking about buying a Glock 19.
Pepys_Monster1811/14 12:07am
What's the pet of choice for male subs?
Pepys_Monster411/13 10:12pm
Just pay waiters minimum wage and tell them they aren't allowed tips.
Pepys_Monster3511/13 7:20pm
It makes me sad when I remember being happy.
Pepys_Monster911/13 12:25pm
C/D: You want a girlfriend.
Pepys_Monster2511/13 8:19am
I've never lost an argument before.
Pepys_Monster1511/13 2:41am
Girls at my school call me "Mr. Clean."
Pepys_Monster311/13 12:01am
Lifehack: Marry a therapist for free therapy.
Pepys_Monster1311/12 7:11pm
C/D: You want to own a pet caiman.
Pepys_Monster511/12 6:59pm
Are you against violence?
Pepys_Monster1111/12 4:43pm
The recession will likely be over September 2023.
Pepys_Monster1411/12 12:36pm
In romance movies, the guy does something wrong and loses the girl...
Pepys_Monster811/12 11:35am
56% of Americans can't come up with $1000 for an emergency.
Pepys_Monster911/12 11:28am
My work won't give me a raise, so I started doing the bare minimum.
Pepys_Monster811/12 10:22am
Does it take a real man to raise another man's kid?
Pepys_Monster211/11 10:30pm
[Awkward sex][$100 tax free]
Pepys_Monster1211/11 4:37pm
I'm debating getting a free meal for Veterans Day.
Pepys_Monster411/11 2:38pm
Should every man have a wife and a girlfriend?
Pepys_Monster6011/11 1:53pm
I have a girl coming over tonight.
Pepys_Monster2211/11 4:09am
How do you think putting people in jail was invented?
Pepys_Monster1111/10 11:10am
I want to upgrade my AR-15.
Pepys_Monster4711/10 1:05am
Have you ever fallen in love with a girl
Pepys_Monster1511/09 10:28pm
I used to be handsome at 28.
Pepys_Monster211/09 10:16pm
If you looked better, you'd be dating the person you want.
Pepys_Monster3211/09 10:09pm
I wonder if the founding fathers would be disappointed that I didn't vote today.
Pepys_Monster1411/08 11:51pm
My roommate brought an abandoned cat home.
Pepys_Monster211/08 12:54pm
List of things that are the "new normal."
Pepys_Monster2911/08 9:41am
Imagine being skinnyfat.
Pepys_Monster111/08 9:21am
Why don't you have a hot girlfriend?
Pepys_Monster2011/07 9:46pm
Employers: Can you come in on your day off? We're a family.
Pepys_Monster711/07 8:18pm
Why is it funny when someone says "My word!"?
Pepys_Monster611/07 5:01pm
Every girl I've met at a nightclub has been a flake.
Pepys_Monster2311/07 2:06pm
What if once you fall in love too many times, you can't anymore?
Pepys_Monster111/06 10:59pm
I never understood the business model of Papa Murphy's.
Pepys_Monster1611/06 9:13pm
How many hours per week are ideal for you to work?
Pepys_Monster1611/06 7:40pm
My roommate: "Can we install a stripper pole in the front room"
Pepys_Monster511/06 5:23pm
It bothers me when Americans aren't patriotic.
Pepys_Monster4411/06 12:08pm
"My cat would attack a burglar and save me."
Pepys_Monster711/05 9:10pm
Why do Gen Zers think they're cool?
Pepys_Monster111/05 6:34pm
Why isn't the federal legalization of marijuana on the ballot?
Pepys_Monster211/05 6:18pm
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