you decide to click the topic despite your skepticism...when all of a sudden....
A VELOCIRAPTOR!
"HEY DUDES EYE KNEW YOU TOTALLY MISSED ME" he screams and even though you are terrified you appreciate the pun
"BUT GUESS WHAT I MISSED? LUNCH! NOW YOUR ABOUT GET EATEN LIKE ITS PROM NIGHT!"
What do you do?
A) Put on a fedora in the hope that it makes you look unappetizing.
B) Laugh at his pretty funny joke. He is charming for a soulless killing machine.
C) Gymnastics.
D) Punch him in the bobs.
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